Chapter 683: The Jar of a Dead Snake
"Well, there is a way! It's just that the two saints need to add some spiritual fruits and spiritual herbs!"
After scratching his head, the monkey quickly recovered from his confusion.
"If it really doesn't work, then...ah??"
Monkey was about to continue talking when, unexpectedly, Jie Yin handed him a large amount of spiritual fruit and spiritual grass.
"What else do you want? Just tell me! Whatever Buddhism has will satisfy you!"
At this time, the two old men, Jie Yin and Laozi, looked at the monkey with smiles.
In his heart, he wished he could go to Xuanying Cave quickly.
"Oh, that's enough, I, Sun, will go right away!"
The monkey hesitated for a while, and suddenly saw the chill behind the two saints. After saying that, the monkey packed up the treasures and hurried out of Lingshan Mountain towards Qinglong Mountain. Damn it!
These two old guys will probably kill me if I continue to blackmail them, right?
This is a smile hiding a knife, right?
It’s so scary!
After leaving Lingshan, the monkey no longer dared to remain calm.
He rushed outside as if he was flying.
"This plagued monkey! Huh! For the sake of Buddhism and the great cause of learning Buddhist scriptures, I have taken advantage of you!"
"Brother Dao, don't be angry. Just find an opportunity to divide the monkey's head and bones ten or eight times and destroy it!"
"I'm so angry! Fuck you!"
In front of Xuanying Cave.
The five people who were captured looked at the busy rhinoceros spirit and were worried about the coming nightmare.
"Whoa! Why isn't Wukong here yet?"
Tang Seng felt that he was about to die. Why didn't the monkey show up yet?
"You idiot! Monkey Sun is a traitor to Buddhism, be careful in the future!"
Yuan Shi, who was in a state of anger, became even more impatient when he heard Tang Seng's voice.
After hearing Yuan Shi's words, the three Zhunti people immediately looked at him in surprise.
The eyes of the three people seemed to be asking, how did you tell this fool?
"Tang Monk is also my Buddhist disciple, he should know it!"
Yuan Shi sighed and responded faintly.
"Wukong is a traitor? How could a saint say that? Wukong is loyal all the way to the west!"
Tang Seng looked at Yuan Shi in confusion, recalling the day when the monkey saved him.
That’s really a big support!
Only with the monkey can I go west with peace of mind, otherwise I would have been killed by those monsters.
"The monkey colluded with the monsters and kept us all in the dark. You will know if you observe carefully!"
Yuan Shi saw the disbelief on Tang Seng's face and didn't want to say more.
"But...Wukong can't do it. How can he collude with monsters?"
"He is the Monkey King, he saves us every time because of Wukong!
"No, no, no, Wukong is the little monk's support..."
At this time, Tang Seng seemed to have lost his mind and went crazy, mumbling to himself.
The four people couldn't help but shake their heads when they saw this. This was what they were most worried about.
This Tang Monk had the deepest relationship with the monkey, and he relied on the monkey all the way to the west. Moreover, Tang Seng's character was like this, which was why no one planned to tell him.
At this moment, the rhinoceros spirit came over with five large bowls.
There are liquids of various colors inside, including black, yellow, white, green and so on.
"Come on, come on! Have you been waiting for a long time? Hey, let's taste it to your heart's content!"
A dark place in Xuanying Cave.
"Hey, I didn't expect that Yuan Shi also came to join the wine tasting!"
Looking at the desperate eyes of the five Buddhists, Xiao Tangtang felt extremely interesting.
"Xiaoxi's wine doesn't look too bad. Should we add some spices?"
Xiao Mengmeng standing aside rolled her eyes and asked with a smile.
Xiao Mengmeng's words immediately made Tangtang and Susu's eyes light up.
"What ingredients are you adding? This is good! It will shock Xiao Xi himself. The scene must be exciting!"
"Yes, yes! Sister seems to have an idea? Tell me!"
This time, even little Susu was extremely interested and asked hurriedly.
"How about these? They go well with those wines! Hey hey hey!"
I saw Xiao Mengmeng taking out a bunch of elixirs, with such texture and color.
It is exactly the same as the one refined by the Hundred-Eyed Demon King of Huanghuaguan!
"This is good, this is good! It's such a happy decision! Haha!"
"Let them feel what suffering is in the world! Giggle!"
"Hurry up, I can't wait! Hehe!"
In front of Xuanying Cave at this time.
The four members of Yuanshi all shut their mouths and whined, saying that they would not drink until they died.
Only Tang Seng on the side looked like he was in a state of despair.
He kept mumbling something.
"What's wrong? Is this bald donkey still crazy?"
The rhinoceros spirit looked at the stupid Tang Monk with confusion on his face.
"Forget it! You drink the first one, they have to feed them one by one!"
Then he pinched Tang Seng's mouth tightly and drank a bowl of liquid.
"It's impossible for Wukong, it's impossible for Wukong... Damn it! What does this smell like! Cough cough cough!!"
Tang Seng, who was dumbfounded a second ago, coughed crazily after drinking it.
And kept retching.
"How about it? This is viper wine! It is said to be very good for the body! What does it taste like?"
The rhinoceros spirit looked at Tang Seng with a smile, looking forward to his answer.
"Is this wine? It stinks so much! It's hard to swallow! You! Vomit!!"
Hearing what Tang Monk said, Rhinoceros was speechless.
"How is that possible? Although it's a bit smelly, the taste should be... Oops, I picked it up by mistake! I'm sorry!"
The rhinoceros spirit sniffed it in disbelief, and then looked over there.
Got the wrong one?
Tang Seng opened his eyes wide.
So what did you give me to drink?
"This is a jar pretending to be a dead snake. I forgot to throw it away! This jar is the one! Alas! What a mistake!"
Rhinoceros hurriedly ran to take a look, only to realize that he had made a mistake.
After hearing what the rhinoceros spirit said, Tang Monk vomited even more.
It was like he was about to spit out the bile.
This bastard, he is trying to kill me!
"Oh, then you vomit first and talk about it later. Let the others come first!"
Then the rhinoceros spirit looked at the other four people.
At this time, the four people struggled wildly, their faces twitching.
"Don't worry, you won't make a mistake this time! Come on, come on!"
Next, the rhino spirits used their own methods to pry open their mouths.
Drink all that wine.
And kept asking them how they tasted and felt.
"Well, the texture is okay, but the taste is a bit familiar!"
Yun Zhongziba pursed his lips, as if he was reminiscing.
"I also feel a little familiar, as if I have tasted this taste somewhere..."
Strangely, Zhunti also looked thoughtful.
Then the two of them seemed to have thought of something, and their eyes suddenly opened wide.
"What does this... brewing method have to do with Huanghuaguan?"
The rhinoceros spirit looked at the frightened two people with some confusion.
"What is Huanghuaguan? I don't know. I live in Qinglong Mountain and have never been there!"
The rhinoceros spirit glanced at the two of them doubtfully, and then continued to feed Tang Monk.
Rhinoceros' clear answer immediately made Yun Zhongzi and Zhunti feel relieved.
"Don't tell me, even the poor monk now feels that it tastes a bit like the elixir from Huanghuaguan!"
"Also, what's wrong with the poor monk's head? Please take a look!"
At this moment, Bodhidharma asked with a puzzled expression.
Suddenly Yun Zhongzi and Zhunti were dumbfounded!
Tang Seng, who had already finished drinking, was dumbfounded!
I saw a tree growing on Bodhidharma's head, which was soon full of fruits.
Damn it!
Isn't this the effect of the elixir Tang Monk took in Huanghuaguan before?
What the hell? (End of chapter)