Chapter 820 Hot Eyes

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Farting, for monks, that is a very simple matter. But as long as you have true energy and magic power, you can do it easily. However, farting is very simple. How to fart well, and how to fart a big fart that has been passed down through the ages, Sikong Zhaixing said that this is not easy at all, it is not simple at all . In this, it is necessary to achieve the mind to come freely and the breath to go freely.

Put your heart and mind in it.

Only in this way can a fart collapse and shake the sun and the moon.

Ever since he collapsed the Green Emperor with a fart in the World's No. 1 Martial Arts Conference, Sikong Zhaixing discovered that a life orifice had awakened in his body, and this life orifice was surprisingly called—the fart emperor's life orifice.

After the awakening of this destiny orifice, Sikong Zhaixing never dared to speak out, but he practiced intensively and hard every day, constantly tempering the original power, for this day. In order to have a winning trump card when seeing the Green Emperor in the future.

Seeing the Green Emperor is because of the resentment in his mind every day, completely dispelling his fear of him. Turn around and point your butt towards the Green Emperor.

"Fart Emperor's Fate - Five Spice Arhat Fart!!"

"Look at me going crazy!!"

Sikong Zhaixing's face was ferocious, and he opened his mouth to let out a loud roar.

This is extraordinary. All in one go.

boom! !

There was an explosion sound behind Sikong Zhaixing's buttocks. A puff of exhaust gas is discharged from the body. This qi has changed from invisible to tangible, and it is still colorful. It can be seen that the five distinct qi are intertwined together, and it has turned into a golden body of Arhat. rising. lifelike.

As soon as he appeared, he rushed towards the Green Emperor immediately.

It can be seen that there are five very strange and terrible smells rising from this arhat. These five gases, alone, are fragrant, which can be called strange fragrance, which makes people smell and feel incomparable enjoyment.

This five-spice Arhat collided with the green fire waved by the Green Emperor, as if sane, he waved his fist, and bombarded the green fire with an Arhat fist, trying to smash the green fire directly. However, the green fire was very strange, as if it were illusory, it directly passed through the body of Wuxiang Arhat, and still headed towards Sikong Zhaixing.

However, the five-spice Arhat did not stop, and still appeared in front of the Green Emperor under a force, with a strange smile on the Arhat's face. That seemed to be some kind of evil laugh. The five energies on his body intertwined and fused together.

Suddenly, a terrifying picture appeared.

The whole five-spice arhat suddenly burst into five-color strange light, and the whole body swelled violently, and then, without hesitation, it exploded in front of the Green Emperor.

Rumble! !

The explosion was more intense than thunder. Very domineering. The destructive power of that explosion was extremely violent, with an aura of arhat collapsing the sky, containing the power of arhat, extremely powerful, and its power is absolutely not inferior to any full-strength blow of any strong person in the fate, even, the destructive power stronger.

"Ah, it stinks. My emperor's nose."

Only two screams were heard at the same time.

A green water curtain emerged from the Green Emperor's body, covering his whole body, and the spiced arhat was not damaged by the explosion.

It just burst the green water curtain, but immediately after, the Green Emperor let out a scream, holding his nose with his paws. His eyes were straightened, he was stunned for a moment, and then he opened his mouth to vomit continuously. I vomited out all the food I had just eaten.

Vomiting and screaming. Quickly escape from the five-color fog area. Rolling on the ground throwing up.

It was the expression of wanting to die.

And Sima Zhaixing is a completely miserable scream. When the Green Emperor passed through the spiced arhat and landed on his body, it was firmly burned on his buttocks, and the clothes on his buttocks were instantly ignited, revealing his good health. big ass. Even if Sikong Zhaixing immediately circulated his cultivation mana and formed a body shield outside his body, he still couldn't completely stop the green fire, that green fire was very domineering. Like a tarsal moth.

However, Sima Zhaixing is also extraordinary. I don't know what kind of material the underwear he is wearing is made of. The whole body is red, and it is a pair of red underwear. The green fire burned on it, and it emitted a layer of red precious light, blocking part of the green fire. Although the burning Sima Zhaoxing screamed, there was no way to completely harm him. It can be said that he is roasting his ass through the red underwear. It's the same pain.

"Ah, it hurts, my ass. It's on fire. It's on fire."

Sikong Zhaixing screamed and ran wildly. He slammed his butt on the ground, trying to put out the fire on his butt with soil. But as soon as I sat down, I jumped up, my buttocks were burned, and it hurt, and I felt like I was sitting on pins and needles when I sat down. It was miserable. The faster you sit, the faster you jump up.

Swipe! !

One by one water polo symbols kept shooting towards the buttocks. It turned into balls of water and landed on those green fires. I don't know what the green fires are, and those who have no effect on the green fires. It didn't work at all.

"Disgusting, it's disgusting to death. It smells so bad. You bloody fart, fart demon, I will definitely not let you go."

The Green Emperor rolled on the ground, and the stench was pervasive, penetrating into the soul. Any one of the five-spice arhat farts, if released alone, would be a wonderful fragrance, but if the five flavors were combined together, it would be an incomparably stinky smell. It was indescribably stinky. It can make people sick to death. Pain, it was too much pain.

The Green Emperor was already foaming at the mouth.

It's completely unlovable.

"Green Emperor, you bloody vicious dog, don't think that I can't do anything to you, mere green fire can't burn me to death. Look at my supernatural power—the chrysanthemum sky can't fart!!"

Sikong Zhaixing let out a roar. His face was ruthless.

boom! !

Suddenly, another light sound came from behind.

Looking carefully, a ball of orange gas spewed out from the back of Sikong Zhaixing's buttocks, strangely turning into a bright and delicate chrysanthemum behind the buttocks, very gorgeous, as if you could see the growth and even blooming of the chrysanthemum in an instant .

Then, the chrysanthemum exploded all at once.

Chrysanthemum remains all over the ground. The petals fluttered in all directions like snowflakes, and each petal exuded a strange smell, which was unbearable. Moreover, the petals looked light and fluffy, but in fact, each petal was almost like a knife, extremely sharp.

The chrysanthemums bloomed and exploded, causing the green fire covering the butt to be shattered at once. Get washed off your ass. After all, a fart is a puff of anger, and the green fire will also be blown away.

Looks pretty brutal.

"It stinks!!"

"The smell is so stinky, I'm so disgusted that I want to vomit."

"Retreat quickly, retreat quickly, retreat back, this is poisoning."

"I'm really going to throw up."

A large number of tauren below looked at those chrysanthemum petals and subconsciously smelled them. Immediately, some tauren's entire faces turned black, and then their bodies were trembling, and they sprayed out from their mouths.

Vomited.

Throwing up in the dark. They vomited so much that their intestines would come out. He vomited sparingly, and finally only foamed at the mouth. There was a trace of fear in the eyes looking at Sikong Zhaixing.

"Ah! My ass."

Although the green fire burst, Sikong Zhaixing still let out screams again and again, he felt that his butt was really burnt and roasted, and when he took off his underwear, it must be red and horrible.

"Bastard, you old thief is actually a farting maniac."

Seeing all of this, the three-eyed strong man stopped in mid-air when he was chasing towards Sikong Zhaixing, and subconsciously retreated a certain distance. He looked at Sikong Zhaixing very unkindly, but the fear on his face was quite strong.

I am also afraid in my heart.

"Fortunately, fortunately, this bastard fart didn't attack me with his fart skills. Otherwise, I would have no face to meet my clansmen in the future. It would be a shame that would never be washed away in my life. I didn't expect this old thief Such a killer weapon."

The three-eyed powerhouse was secretly afraid.

Thinking that he was chasing after Sikong Zhaixing's ass, he couldn't help feeling a chill in his heart.

Fortunately, fortunately, I am lucky enough.

"The Emperor is going to kill you."

The Green Emperor rolled on the ground for a long time before recovering, but his stomach was completely vomited, even the bitter bile was vomited out.

However, at this time, there was already a hint of killing intent in the eyes of the Green Emperor.

"Help me, fellow daoist, fellow daoist Yi, take care of your dog, I have information, I have important information."

At this moment, Sikong Zhaoxing's eyes also looked at Yi Tianxing. Hastily shouted loudly.

He knew that only Yi Tianxing could control the evil dog of the Green Emperor, and no one else could do anything about it, not even the well-prepared ass magic powers could suppress the Green Emperor. He already felt something was wrong.

He felt as if his hand was going to lose control. Things got serious.

"Damn it, sure enough, the green emperor can't be beaten by this vicious dog, and if he is beaten, he will be in bad luck. It's over."

Sikong Zhaixing smiled wryly in his heart, already feeling that his hands were really out of control.

brush! !

Star Picker! !

The right hand swung out without warning.

However, this grab was not aimed at anyone, but towards himself.

His star picker has no choice but to do it, it is indeed incomparably mysterious, it can be called a skillful hand, stealing the sky and changing the sun.

With this grabbing, Sikong Zhaixing immediately felt his body go cold, and even took off his own clothes.

"Red bellyband!!"

When the Green Emperor saw that Sikong Zhaixing actually picked himself up, his face was stunned, and then he pointed at Sikong Zhaixing and laughed wildly.

"Red bellyband, you are actually wearing a red bellyband and red underwear. I am dying of laughter. You are a fart, and you have such a hobby. It is so funny." The green emperor laughed wildly, until he hugged his belly Roll on the ground. Eyes are laughing out.

"..."

Yi Tianxing saw that the muscles on his face couldn't help twitching for a while, and he felt that there was thunder rolling in front of him, and needles were pricking his eyes. A big man, wearing a red bellyband and red underwear, is simply not an ordinary hot eye.

This is crazy spicy.

Jia Xu and the others also had strange expressions.

I can't laugh, I just feel like my eyes are going to go blind. ...

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