Chapter 585 Funding the Election! (First Update!)
The announcement is crazy, but the CIA has crazy capital.
Seeing this news, the United Nations General Assembly had no reaction, Russia had no reaction, England and France had no reaction, and finally, China had no reaction.
After all, the place where the incident happened was in India. If we didn’t set off firecrackers to celebrate, it would be like burning incense. As for talking, it was impossible to talk.
After two days of waiting, on October 13, Lin Yu finally received the synchronization news from the staff headquarters.
There is a lot of information and it is very messy, and the news from the international community is constantly being updated. Therefore, a lot of the information provided by the staff department has not been linked together and needs to be sorted out by oneself.
Therefore, after Lin Yu obtained this information and studied it carefully, he was confused.
Very confused indeed.
Free America, gun battles every day.
America only has no restrictions on guns in name, but the corresponding gun management regulations and the regulations for police officers carrying guns in law enforcement are very strict.
After all, every second the gun is faster, there is one second more chance of survival.
In the past life in my memory, around 2004, America was at the peak of her powers.
Afghanistan was beaten with the front foot, and Lark was beaten with the back foot until he could no longer take care of himself.
The three armed forces of the sea, land and air were developed together, and their combat effectiveness was terrifyingly high. Moreover, the presidential election at that time was not without full force. The biggest scandal was that people on both sides spat at each other during speeches and debates. But how has it changed now?
Why did he become so angry?
With doubts in his heart, Lin Yu rummaged through the previous information in the bookcase and put it all together.
When the information is put together, some clues emerge.
At the beginning of the year, this group of Americans were relatively normal, but when the time came to June, this group of Americans suddenly became irritable.
The people participating in the election were still the same people, but they suddenly became violent.
There were hypersonic missile launches and ICBM launches before the gang suddenly got violent.
Perhaps it was the failure of America's missile launch that made some people realize that America was not as indestructible as the legend said, but instead was just a grassroots team that could be burned with just a light fire. The grass-roots team.
And at the end of June, someone lit such a fire and opened fire.
After studying the information carefully, Lin Yu picked up the pen and wrote the word Israel on the white paper.
As a reborn person, it is equivalent to opening one's eyes to the current era.
Others may still need to guess who the person who lit the fire was, but Lin Yu knew that except for Israel in the Mediterranean, there would be no one except the group of Jews.
As long as it involves business between countries, and if you can't find the target, you first doubt America, and then doubt Israel and England, then you can basically find the target.
If you can't find even this situation, then add France to the mix and you can finally find a target.
Understanding that Israel was behind this, Lin Yu's attention fell on the list of candidates.
After rummaging through it for a while, he quickly found a familiar name.
Hussein Oudebiao.
Democratic candidate, professor at the University of Chicago Law School, mainly teaches constitutional law, and is also a federal senator.
The position this guy is running for is vice president.
His candidacy came from the previous Democratic vice-presidential candidate George Edwards. During the chaos and candidate shootout some time ago, this unlucky thing encountered a shootout when he went out.
He only injured one right hand and then retired.
Then, Hussein Odebiao stood out from the list of candidates and became the vice presidential candidate of the Democratic Party of America.
After obtaining this qualification, this guy has been traveling around America, canvassing votes for himself and the presidential candidates.
Overall, the results are pretty good.
His eyes lingered on the words Vice Presidential Candidate for a moment, and a smile appeared on the corner of Lin Yu's mouth. The smile was so weird that it sent chills down one's spine.
In the memory of his previous life, this man should still be teaching at the University of Chicago. Although he also has the status of a federal senator, he did not participate in the election. It was not until 2007 that he officially announced that he would participate in the election.
And he won the election in 2008, and then he was in power for two terms for eight years.
In 8 years, this man passed many bills, a large part of which involved Jews.
It was through these things he signed that the Jewish consortium took advantage of the east wind to cause trouble all over the world.
Now it seems that America's messy situation is all related to this guy.
Now that you have found your target, you should...
Find this dude something to do.
With twinkling eyes, Lin Yu picked up the phone on the table, found Lu Huaxi's number, and dialed it:
"Grandpa, didn't you ask me what America thinks of the current situation? Pay attention to the Democratic vice presidential candidate."
"Yes, that guy named Hussein Oudebiao, if you guessed it right, it's the people behind him who are behind everything."
"Why are you sure it was him? Information No. 1073 showed that George Edward was shot in the right hand and his life was not in danger. His presidential candidate was more seriously injured and did not withdraw from the candidacy. However, George Edward directly withdrew from the candidacy. His quota , it quickly fell on this guy, there is something wrong.”
Lu Huaxi fell silent on the other side of the phone, and then there was the sound of flipping through papers.
Several minutes passed before his voice sounded again:
"Do you know anything about the person behind this guy? In other words, have Dana, Hanks, and Duke William of England, who have deals with you, revealed any new information?"
"There should be a Jew behind him!" Lin Yu directly gave the standard answer.
After waiting for the person opposite to digest the answer, he spoke again: "It should be the Republicans. What they did in the central theater made the Jews dissatisfied. Then, coupled with the Arabs' increasing pressure, and us They decided to take action ahead of schedule.”
"But their people are not fully mature yet, so they can only use this trick."
"If you want me to give you a suggestion, my suggestion is to directly find a private person, publicly donate a sum of money to this brother Odebiao, and say that you appreciate a black man who can stand up from a land full of cotton and watermelons. "
Lu Huaxi on the other end of the phone could hear Lin Yu's joking and smiled softly. He asked:
"You mean, stirring up red necks and black people?"
"No! Then calling me America has its own national conditions!" Lin Yu continued to laugh harshly, and continued to say in the midst of laughter:
"Those who donate money should make it clear and public that they donate money because they support black people, and they also support transgender people."
"Then, let us take action against the person who promoted the killing plan, write him a draft, and brag him to death."
"We must promote him as a model of national integration in the world. America can make a black man the president. Does that mean that America is a beacon to the world?"
"And if a black man can be America's president, can other protagonists also be presidents? For example, the smartest ethnic group in the world, the Jews."
"A little more divergent thinking, is it okay for transgender people?"
"It doesn't cost much to brag to death and write manuscripts every day."
Faced with Lin Yu's suggestion, the person on the other end of the phone fell into silence again. In the silence, there was a sparse voice, which seemed to be discussing.
After a while, the sparse voices became sharp, as if they were arguing.
Lin Yu kept holding the phone without hanging up. It took more than half an hour before a voice came from the phone again: "It's up to you to carry out this task. How much money will you spend then? Make a check to the State-owned Assets Management Office and ask the State-owned Assets Management Office to The management office will reimburse you.”
"By the way, this matter must be kept secret. It must be kept secret."
After repeated warnings, the phone was hung up.
Putting down the phone, Lin Yu took a pen and wrote and drew in his notebook.
The plan needs to be implemented, but a few more details need to be added, like finding someone to make America great again.
Let these two big brothers have a good PK.
In this way, double investment of funds is required.
But I don’t have anything else, except a lot of dollars.
And it is quick and easy to mobilize, much more convenient than those from the consortium.
With his mind open, Lin Yu held the pen and walked on the paper, leaving characters one after another and writing down ideas one after another.
When the last stroke was made, Qian Duoduo opened the door and said softly: "Director, the team going to Zhucheng is ready and can leave at any time. Do you think we should choose an auspicious day?"
Behind the desk, Lin Yu put down his pen, slowly raised his head, and shook his head slightly: "No need, now that you are ready, let's go straight to the booth and set up the booth early, and then strive to get off to a successful start."
"By the way, remember to send a message to a few of our old friends before setting off to tell them that we have something new this year."
"Something that can help them turn the tide of the war!"
"Please take the opportunity to supervise the Satellite R&D Center and Rocket R&D Center. Our satellite launches must be fast."
"Okay!" Qian Duoduo responded, bent down, closed the door, and disappeared into the corridor.
Lin Yu, who stayed in the room, frowned the moment the door closed.
Those plans just now are very good, but there are some troubles in implementation.
This is his motto: a gentleman should never stand behind a dangerous wall, so he will not go to America unless absolutely necessary.
Therefore, all actions in America require an agent.
But the problem is that the level of the things I want to do is too high, and ordinary agents cannot meet the needs.
Although the people lurking in America can satisfy the need for loyalty, they have more important tasks, so there is no need to focus on this.
At this moment, I was very annoyed.
These damn ranked Americans!
Rubbing his hair vigorously and throwing away those messy thoughts, Lin Yu decided to use the simplest divorce tactic.
After estimating the time in Honolulu, Lin Yu took out his cell phone, found Dena's number, reached out and pressed it.
More than a minute passed before the call was finally answered. The voice of the person on the other end of the phone was not very good, and it sounded like he was trying to eat someone.
However, after a coquettish curse, Dana's voice without any warmth sounded: "Mr. Lin, I hope you can give me a reason why you have to call me at this time. "
"Do you know, America, it's late at night right now!"
Turning his head to look at the time displayed on the computer screen, he recalculated the time difference between Lanling and Honolulu, and a flash of understanding flashed in Lin Yu's eyes: "You are not in Hawaii? In Virginia?"
Faced with Lin Yu's behavior of snooping about his whereabouts, the person on the other end of the phone did not get entangled, but just snorted coolly: "No comment!"
"You call in the middle of the night, if you have something to say, say it, if not, get out."
Listening to the cold voice coming from the receiver, Lin Yu smiled awkwardly and asked cautiously: "It's like this, isn't it quite chaotic over there these two days? When I was looking at your information, I accidentally discovered that the Democratic Party's vice presidential candidate is a black man."
"And the ideas he proposed are quite to my taste. I would like to ask you for help and contact him as a middleman."
"No other meaning, just want to get some money. Money to sponsor his election. "
As soon as this idea was proposed, the person on the other end of the phone cursed:
"I am a Republican, and the people you do business with are also Republicans. It can be said that the Republicans are your bread and butter."
"Then you, a beast, took the money you made from trading with the Republicans, and asked the Republicans to help you contact the Democratic candidates."
"Then you want to sponsor the Democratic Party to elect the president."
"Mr. Lin, I know that your behavior has always been beastly, but I didn't expect you to be so beastly."
"I would like to ask, when this idea came up in your mind, what were you thinking about?"
"How to help the Democratic Party get the presidency!" Lin Yu responded directly without hesitation or thinking, almost at the same time as Dena's cursing stopped.
And this response also made the person on the phone fall silent.
After a long time, the voice came again: "Instead of supporting the Democratic Party, you might as well support me."
"You pay the money, whether you succeed or not, I will return you half. Give me 500 million first, and I will return you half when it arrives."
"Get off my feet!" This time, it was Lin Yu who got angry.
Holding the phone in his hand, Lin Yu asked in a tone of disappointment:
"Tell me, if you leak this news, will the Democratic Party still have a chance of winning?"
"If I were you, I would do my best to promote this matter and make it a final decision."
"When it comes to the critical moment, slowly take it out and hit it hard."
"Today is October 17th, and November 5th is your election day. Now is the white-hot time."
"Do you think I am crazy?"
This question directly ended the topic.
After a long time, the phone came again to ask: "What is your purpose!"
"My purpose is very simple. I need stable customers, stable customers in developed countries."
Lin Yu spoke the words he had prepared before.
Reasons are just excuses anyway.
As long as it is reasonably reasonable and the other party is willing to believe it, there is no need to think of too profound reasons.