Chapter 271 For Whom the Bell Tolls

Lin Qi suddenly felt that this world was not as beautiful as imagined. It was also full of suffering and pain, and was full of murderous intent.

He was sitting on the sofa in the living room on the first floor. Mrs. Maggie, who had returned from shopping for groceries, was busy in the kitchen, and little Martha hid in her bedroom, leaving the living room on the first floor for the three of them.

He had just invited Miss Valente into the room, but maybe he felt some invisible pressure, and Officer Natalie, who was resting upstairs, also came downstairs.

So, the sharp and upright eyes and the gentle and peaceful water-like pupils met on the first floor of the apartment.

They looked at each other silently, but at this moment Lin Qi felt his scalp numb, and he had the illusion that more than forty evil gods were holding hands and circling around him.

It was as if a death bell rang in my ears.

Dear neighbor, I offer my faith to you now. Can you lead me into sleep in the kingdom on the other side? I'm tired.

[Avoiding doesn't solve the problem, Lynch, and unfortunately, usually we only accept the belief in humanoids in their entirety, not in their crumbs. 】

Tsk, why are you calling others scum in front of them? What the hell did you see in my memory?

Fortunately, the terrible things they imagined did not happen. The two ladies introduced themselves to each other politely, then entered the living room on the first floor and sat opposite each other on the sofa, chatting happily.

No, it's not good at all. Something scarier than imagined has happened. The two ladies actually had a great time talking to each other.

They began to introduce their experiences during this period in a tacit understanding, leaving no room for Lynch, who was sitting on the sofa in the middle, to make technical adjustments. But those seemingly ordinary actions and words made Lynch feel on pins and needles.

"Is that so? Accompanying his companions, he rushed into the sleeping ancient city, and faced the evil god in order to protect the girl who was sacrificed. This man is simply a model of courage and order. No wonder he suddenly left a letter and couldn't find the person. When he came back, I broke my leg, and I thought I was doing something bad that couldn't be exposed to the light. This is a good thing to protect the civilians. There is nothing to hide, isn't it? Lynch, this kind of thing should be encouraged. ,hehehe.”

Can't I do good deeds without leaving my name behind? And Natalie, why doesn't your tone of voice sound encouraging at all? Also, look at why I squinted my eyes and opened them only a slit. It reminds me of the way Mr. Guan looked at the bidder. Just look at it. Why are you looking at my neck? I'm cold.

"So that's it. Even though I was just an ordinary person with no fighting ability, I rushed into the Leng Spider's lair without hesitation, stood in front of the weak lady, and used my own body to bear the evil god's claws and fangs for her. It's worthy of me. It’s Mr. Detective, what he does is so romantic, for the lady he just met for a day, he’s not afraid of sacrifice, it’s such an admirable chivalry, haha.”

Hiss, Diana, what's wrong with you? Your smile is so standard, it's like it was measured with a ruler. And if you want to talk about other women, please change your mind temporarily. We are comrades-in-arms. We are simply comrades-in-arms. Really, believe me, you must be thinking wrongly.

"What a touching story. In order to seize the last chance, he actually stabbed himself with a knife. We have faced so many crises together, and I have never seen Lynch show such a heroic performance. Right, Lynch, put yourself Hiding your merits is not the behavior a Rand gentleman should do. Show it boldly. We are comrades who fought together in blood, and I will be proud of you."

No, you touch the hilt of the sword when you are proud. Then what do you do when you are not proud, just draw your sword and kill people? If you praise me, praise me. Why is your smile even weirder than when you chopped down the pirate just now? The blood you say is not because I was bleeding from the chop, right? Didn't we fight side by side just now? Aren't we comrades in arms? Calm down.

"Yes, even though the erosion has already begun, you are still persisting, connecting yourself with the person being eroded, and using your own soul to awaken the victim. Mr. Detective really has the demeanor of the ancient sages. It is really enviable. If there are people like this Just stay with me, aren't you right, Mr. Detective?

I won’t say it. That fan of yours is terrible, and it’s always pointed at my head. I won’t say it. You are still shaking your fan. Whether you are carrying a real fan or a shotgun today, please tell me clearly first, or I will make you wet your pants on the spot.

Lin Qi was on the verge of crying as the two ladies stared at him with smiles on one side and the other on the right.

Wow, women are so terrible.

During this time, I spent time with the two ladies day and night. It would be nonsense to say that Lynch had no idea at all.

As an otaku, he is just slow and not mentally retarded. Of course he feels some very subtle changes in daily contact, and as a man, he still enjoys this feeling.

It's not like he hasn't thought about how to deal with these happy worries, but in some aspects, being an otaku might be worse than being mentally retarded. After thinking about it, he couldn't come up with any result other than a giggle. The final decision was to follow his own heart. .

Yes, my heart and actions are as clear as a mirror, and everything I do is holy. This is the oracle recognized by my neighbors.

[I'm not, I don't have it, don't be rude, there were no scum in my previous church. 】

In short, Lynch's decision was to do his own thing well. Anyway, this world is glamorous on the surface, but private knights, ladies, wives, lovers, etc. are very messy. This little thing about him is not worth making a fuss about. Then just follow your heart, let everything take its course, and let time decide.

The problem is that this is too natural, and the natural kitchen knife is about to chop down. Especially when those two different but equally weird eyes shot at his face at the same time, he subconsciously covered his neck, and seemed to see a friendly head waving in the distance.

"Puff."

As if it was agreed, looking at Lynch who was sweating, the two ladies looked away at the same time, and the two sides looked at each other meaningfully and smiled. Obviously, the content of the conversation has not changed, but Lynch clearly feels that the tense atmosphere seems to have been quietly eased.

Huh, it seems that he survived. Lynch breathed a sigh of relief. These two girls still have a sense of propriety and let him go for the time being. It is not certain what will happen in the future, but at least for now, his head does not have to say goodbye to his body for the time being.

With a relieved smile, Lynch wiped his sweat and looked at the two ladies who were really talking happily. Just when he was about to say something, there was a click, and the bedroom door opened, and the blonde doll Little Martha ran out and ran all the way to Lynch.

"Uncle Lin Qi, mom told you to put your underwear on the bed, and she will wash it before she goes back to her room tonight."

After saying that, the little guy turned around and walked away calmly.

Wait, how did your mom in the kitchen bypass us to inform you in the bedroom about this? And why did you delete a few keywords to make this sentence so ambiguous?

Before Lin Qi could react, two glances that had just eased were shot at his face at the same time.

? ? ?

Fuck, you naughty kid, we have no grudges in the past or today, why are you trying to trick me.

No, the hatred is deep as the sea, you wait, your butt is going to be beaten.

Lilililil.

The little guy ignored Lin Qi's cannibalistic eyes, turned around and made a face, and happily closed the bedroom door, revealing a small eye from the crack of the door, staring at the good show outside.

Wait, I will introduce you to the swollen daughter in a while, you are the same kind of people, you must have a lot in common.

"Hehe, hehe, that, you listen to my explanation... listen to my explanation, things are not what you think."

"Mr. Detective, I heard that Princess Chloe has sent you the invitation letter for the night after tomorrow. For the plan, you must attend." Unfortunately, there is only one chance, and if you miss it, you will lose it forever. Someone has no intention of giving him the opportunity to explain, and said with a reserved smile, "It's too risky for you to attend by yourself at this time, and according to etiquette, you can also bring a female companion with your current status. So, who do you plan to bring?"

"Yes, Lynch, this is related to your life safety, think about it before deciding."

Looking at the two different styles but equally youthful and beautiful faces, looking at the two meaningful smiles, Lynch's cold sweat that had just retreated came out again.

Can I not go, you... huh?

Suddenly, a light flashed in his mind, Lynch's eyes lit up, and he slapped the table:

"I thought of it."

The two ladies subconsciously leaned forward slightly.

"You go together."

The two ladies held swords and folding fans, and their movements were in perfect harmony.

"No, no, that's not what I meant. It's business. No, I didn't say you weren't doing business. I was talking about another business."

Lin Qi had already slapped himself dozens of times in his heart, coughed a few times, and then lowered his voice and said:

"I have thought of a plan. We do this and that..."