Chapter 478 Almost Became a Roasted Pig

The flames rose without warning, and the raging fire enveloped Su Ming in an instant, but quickly extinguished. Lyudmila saw the flames and rushed forward to hold Alayi's neck. At the same time, Emil, who was guarding the door, rushed in. From the beginning to the end, within only four or five seconds, the flames had suddenly faded.

Su Ming was naked and sat there with a blank look on his face.

There was a deathly silence in the wooden house for an instant. Lyudmila's face was still angry, and she kept her curse words just now, but her blue eyes were full of disbelief, staring blankly at Su Ming;

Emil and another Lur soldier held their guns against Lyudmila's head, but their eyes seemed to be attracted by a magnet, looking at Su Ming firmly;

Priest Ala Yi even forgot to cough. His hands could not help but tremble. He slowly raised his hands and wanted to touch Su Ming's face, but he seemed to be afraid of blaspheming Su Ming and did not dare to get close.

Even the air seemed to be stagnant, and only the bonfire remained in the wooden house, with the occasional crackle or two of dry wood exploding.

"My **** uncle!"

In the end, Su Ming was the first to break the calm. The expression on his face changed from confusion to anger. He jumped up with his bare buttocks, like an angry beast, and pounced on the old man Ala Yi, facing his withered face. He was punched hard in the face.

With a bang, the old man was beaten until his mouth was full of blood, and he fell backwards. Su Ming was like crazy, unwilling to let go, and he was riding on him and throwing wild punches.

"Zinima, **** the whole family, fuck you old dog to death..."

Beating and scolding at the same time! At this time, I realized that Su Ming actually had little education. His curse words were very monotonous. They all had the same meaning except for "fuck" and "suck".

It can be seen that reading more books is still beneficial. For example, when they see a group of waterbirds being frightened from the reeds at sunset, an educated person thinks, "The sunset and the solitary owl fly together, and the autumn water makes the sky one color." People like Su Ming, who only have a bachelor's degree, think Semi-illiterate, all I can think about is 'fuck there are so many birds, they are so beautiful'...

The fire just now really frightened Su Ming.

Ala Yi asked him to sit over, but Su Ming was actually on guard. Alayi was old and thin. Su Ming estimated that he could deal with him if he really took action, not to mention that Lyudmila, a female bear, was watching eagerly from the side.

No one would have thought that Alayi would play such a dirty trick and actually play tricks on the 'seat'. The cushion under his butt was probably the kind of flammable object that Basel played with on the plane!

The moment the fire started, Su Ming had no defense at all.

It was so electric, looking back, I just walked through the gates of hell!

If it weren’t for the fear of death, seeing so many Iraqi soldiers with guns at the zoo, I would have added two rhinoceros leather energy storage balls to the tank to stop bullets at critical moments without hesitation;

If it is not summer, but winter, and I am wearing a cotton coat;

If my reaction had been just a moment slower, or if I had worn a little thicker underpants, and hadn't noticed something was wrong under my butt just before the fire started, I would have broken the rhinoceros energy storage ball without hesitation, and formed two in vitro A thick layer of rhinoceros leather psychic armor;

If there is flammable material under the butt, it will burn just a few seconds longer;

if……

If any of the above is true, then even if Su Ming is not roasted into a roasted suckling pig today, he will still be roasted half-rare like Basel. In such a remote mountainous area where there is little medical treatment, this is worse than death. point;

Moreover, Su Ming was sitting cross-legged just now, and the area where the flames rose was so terrible that it almost turned little Su Ming into a grilled sausage. Oh, and there are two fried eggs to take away.

Another cup of stockings milk tea, how can he get a breakfast...

After the flames were extinguished, Su Ming recovered from the shock. These images flashed through his mind, and he was filled with fear. Cold sweat poured out!

These damn religious fanatics are simply treating people like they are not human beings! If it were an ordinary person sitting here, he would be dead now!

"Fuck fuck fuck..." Su Ming went crazy, punching Alayi one after another with red eyes.

Alayi, the high priest of the Lur tribe, did not show extraordinary magical powers like in fantasy novels. He was just an old man. In addition to having more wisdom than young people, he was not as physically fit as he was in the fantasy novels. He didn't have any advantage, but was very weak. He was punched a few times by Su Ming. His nose and face were bruised and swollen. One of his burnt yellow front teeth was broken, and he made a sound of "Uh-huh" in pain.

It was only then that Emil and another soldier came to their senses. One of them pointed a gun at Su Ming and shouted. Emil strangled Su Ming's neck with his arm from behind and pulled him away from Alayi.

"Fuck!" Su Ming used his hands and feet, and then kicked Alayi's thigh hard, causing Alayi to shrink into a hero in pain.

Lyudmila's eyes flashed, and she was about to take action. When another soldier saw that something was not going well, he yelled loudly, retreated to the corner, pulled the gun bolt, and pointed at Lyudmila.

Whoops, the curtain of the wooden house was opened again, and several Lur soldiers rushed in from the outside. Upon seeing this, they raised their guns at the same time.

"What's wrong with you, High Priest!"

"The evil pagan dares to harm the high priest!"

The grumpy soldier raised his rifle butt and was about to hit Su Ming and Lyudmila's heads.

"stop!"

"Wait a minute!"

Two voices sounded at the same time, one voice came from Emil, and the other voice was weak and leaky, coming from Alayi.

The butt of the gun stopped in mid-air, and the young man of the Luer tribe looked at the respected high priest and the most powerful warrior in the tribe, Brother Amir, in surprise.

Alayi struggled to get up from the ground and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. Seeing that Amir was still strangling Su Ming's neck with his arm, he glared at him fiercely, "Don't let go!"

Amir slowly let go of his hand, looked at Su Ming with a complicated expression, subconsciously moved his feet, and used half of his body to block between his father and Su Ming, fearing that Su Ming would hurt his father again.

"Get out of the way!"

Alayi pushed Amir away, crawled at Su Ming's feet, and said in a trembling voice: "Messenger who walked out of the flames, please forgive my offense to you, Alayi, the most loyal servant of God, is willing to accept all punishments!"

The few Luer soldiers who rushed in did not see the scene just now, and had no idea what happened. Hearing Alayi say this, several people looked at each other, but they all subconsciously lowered the muzzle of the gun and dared not point the gun at Su Ming again.

However, Emil and a soldier before him saw Su Ming being burned by the flames but he was safe and sound. They looked at each other, took off their guns from their shoulders at the same time, and crawled towards Su Ming.

Lyudmila's mouth opened wider, and a fist could be stuffed in it.

"So, I can beat you at will?" Su Ming clenched his fist and grinned at Alayi.