Chapter 625 I Am a Love Expert! (Monthly Ticket Requested)
"If you pretend to be cool, you will be struck by lightning~" Chen Guanxi rolled his eyes.
He finally made a movie with good reputation, but Hao Yun's album has been sold to Europe and the United States.
Comparison is frustrating.
"Edison, don't chase me. You can't catch up with me, and you may even fall in love with me." Hao Yun joked.
Jay Chou's emotional issues are now a taboo topic.
Seeing that the brothers are not in high spirits, I can only talk about career development.
"I'm thinking whether I should be a director myself."
Chen Guanxi saw that Hao Yun had gone a long way on the road of directing, and Jay Chou was about to start filming his "Secret". He couldn't help but feel itchy in his heart.
"You are okay for photography, but directing may be a bit difficult." Hao Yun laughed.
I have never gotten the director attribute from you.
Although Jay Chou didn't get it either, Jay Chou is rich. He earns hundreds of millions a year. Is he going to gamble with the money?
"What photography?" An Xiaoxi was puzzled.
"Well, it's none of your business. Edison, you should just enjoy your fashion brand. Isn't it good to be a good boss?" Hao Yun changed the subject.
He no longer cares about Chen Guanxi's attributes.
Chen Guanxi's frivolous photography attributes always make him want to take a camera to shoot girls' naked bodies.
There are no other girls around him...
However, although Chen Guanxi's singing is not as good as Jay Chou, and his director is not as good as Hao Yun, his fashion brand is really good.
It has tens of millions of revenue every year.
This thing has a very high profit, so his annual income is actually not low.
Among the three people, Hao Yun's total income is the lowest.
Because even if his movie makes money, it is everyone who makes money together. If he accounts for 70 or 80% of the share, it will definitely be more than this amount of money.
However, he is a rural kid. In the current film market, he has to earn both film scheduling and fighting piracy. He really can't swallow such a huge fortune.
"You are right." Chen Guanxi thought about it and it was indeed the truth.
In fact, normal people have limited energy.
Only by specializing in a certain field can you make your career bigger and stronger and create more glory. Ordinary people like Hao Yun who do this and that at the same time would have been ruined long ago.
Chen Guanxi, being an actor, a singer, a boss, picking up girls...
He really doesn't have the energy to be a director anymore.
Look at Jay Chou again, because he is too busy, even women run away.
Everyone avoided the topic of women in order to take care of Jay Chou's emotions, but Jay Chou himself took the initiative to talk about it.
Talked about what happened between him and Patty Hou.
Two months have passed, and he is still very painful now.
"You made a lot of mistakes in this relationship. You'd better pay attention to it next time." Since he took the initiative to talk about it, Hao Yun didn't shy away.
"Fuck, you... you actually, are you serious?"
Chen Guanxi was shocked.
Even if Jay Chou needs someone to help him review this relationship and learn from experience and lessons, it won't be Hao Yun's turn.
This guy has never even been in love.
Who gave him the courage?
An Xiaoxi's eyes widened. She never expected that Hao Yun was actually an expert in love.
Who did you learn this from?
"Let me put it this way. Do you think that Hou Pei-Cen before and after they confirmed their relationship was different from what you thought?"
Hao Yun ignored Chen Guanxi. This scumbag didn't know shit about dating.
He only knew how to pull her to bed and take pictures.
"It's true that she was a little different. I thought too much of her."
Zhou Jielun also thought it was a little funny that Hao Yun took the initiative to help him analyze, but the question was very well asked, so he answered it very seriously.
"You thought she was your ideal partner at first, but after being together, you found that it was not exactly what you thought. Your feelings for her were not as good as they were at the beginning... Don't mind me using the word 'licking dog'."
Hao Yun's words made Zhou Jielun and Chen Guanxi serious.
Hao Dog is something.
Perhaps, the spiritual realm of a top student is really different from that of an ordinary person.
"First you thought too highly of her, then after you got together, you were chased too closely by the media. You shouldn't have announced it at the beginning, you weren't ready yet."
Hearing what Hao Yun said, Jay Chou sighed deeply.
The reason for the high-profile official announcement was that he felt he had found his destined person.
"The relationship was exposed too much, and all the privacy was peeled off bit by bit. Even a saint couldn't stand such attention, not to mention that she is not a saint, and she is not even the one you liked at the beginning."
Chen Guanxi and An Xiaoxi looked at Hao Yun with admiration.
Because Jay Chou's reaction confirmed that what Hao Yun said was right.
"In fact, think about it from another angle. If you didn't have too high expectations at the beginning, and naively thought that God had tailored a partner for you, wouldn't you be so disappointed later, and would you still fight against fate?"
"At least..." Jay Chou nodded: "We won't break up so quickly."
When they broke up, he even felt relieved.
But the pain of losing love still lingers. He thought he had met his destined person, but lost him in the end.
What he lost was not necessarily the Hou Pei-Cen when they broke up, but the Hou Pei-Cen he had just met.
The perfect lover he imagined.
"So, next time, don't be so impulsive in everything you do, and don't share with the world that you have found true love so easily. Why do you want to share it with them? Do you still want to get the blessings of your fans?"
Hao Yun really couldn't understand.
He currently has plans to fall in love, so he took Jay Chou as a subject and conducted an in-depth analysis.
In the end, many conclusions were reached.
First of all, don’t look for strangers, because strangers are prone to misjudgment.
It's best to fall in love with someone you've known for a few years.
The second thing is don't use filters to look at relationships. You can find the advantages, but you can't imagine the advantages and apply them to her.
Don't shy away from shortcomings, everyone has shortcomings.
For example, An Xiaoxi, look at what she is wearing today. Fortunately, there will be a dress for the red carpet in the afternoon, otherwise she would have to rely on her face to hold on.
Finally, don't expect your relationship to go too smoothly.
Anything in this world requires hard work to be rewarded.
If you really fall in love, you must imagine your father-in-law and mother-in-law as your boss and beat them to death.
It is simply unrealistic to expect them to fall in love with you at first glance and take the initiative to match you with their daughter.
Why is your face so big?
Look around to see if there is a love rival, that is also a boss.
If you don't kill the boss, it will be easy to destroy the group.
The other thing is the media. Those grandsons are urging you to make an official announcement before you do it, just for the sake of news material.
By the time you make the official announcement, the news material will be the breakup.
For the sake of popularity, they will spread all kinds of rumors and try every means to urge you to break up.
The best way is to hide it.
I kept hiding it until the day I couldn't hide it anymore, and then told them that we actually had a child.
I really couldn't hide it, so I showed off my affection all day long.
Create topics for them and satisfy their needs for excitement.
Achieve a win-win situation with the media.
"I found that your brain circuit is really useful." Jay Chou rubbed his temples.
"That's not right. Have you fallen in love behind our back? I found that you are very lively. Don't you think that we are also a stumbling block and plan to hide it from us?"
Chen Guanxi doubts life, and Hao Yun's analysis is refreshing even for a playboy like him.
"..." An Xiaoxi scratched her head.
She has been at the manor recently, and Hao Yun is at school, so they often don't see each other for several days.
This guy shouldn't be having a relationship in school behind her back.
Intellectual senior?
A top school girl?
Still a charming teacher...
"What are you thinking about? Wisdom, do you understand? I am with my tutor all day long in school."
It's not a lie to say it's wisdom.
The wisdom given by Chen Xingliang is really too high, much higher than those top students from Peking University.
It feels like the mentor is the ceiling of wisdom.
Unless there is a chance to recruit academicians or something.
"Thank you, Hao Yun!" After being analyzed by Hao Yun, Zhou Jielun suddenly felt that he could do it again.
Emotionally, he is far less mature and rational than Hao Yun.
"You're welcome. I have my birthday tomorrow. Would you like to stay and drink together?"
Hao Yun originally planned to entertain people from the company, just like An Xiaoxi did last time.
As a result, Wang Shunliu and the others directly stated that they were not available and could not ask for leave.
Hao Yun believed this and could understand it.
"Leader" will be finished next month.
Ning Hao's reply was: What birthday does a grown man celebrate? Should he be so pretentious?
Hao Yun was so angry that his stomach hurt, and the assistant directors' wings became stiff.
Zhou Xun said that he wanted to accompany Da Qi on a trip to see if there was still a need to save this relationship.
Hao Yun suspected that she wanted to have fun before breaking up.
In other words, Hao Yundang, the big boss behind Black Bean Media, has been reduced to the point where no one celebrates his birthday.
Fortunately, I still have my brother.