Chapter 732 Happy Journey (IV)
There was even a hint of relief in the doctor's voice.
Finally met a madman.
How can you be a doctor without patients?
None of the people he met before were lunatics, so they were certainly not patients.
But the one in front of him is a real lunatic.
Now that there are patients, there are also doctors...
Then, start treating the disease!
Xiaoyao has been a doctor for two days and has done everything except treating diseases.
Ying Er was still thinking about something.
The doctor's voice rang in his ears again,
"Do you want to see a doctor?"
First, ask the patient about his or her wishes.
If a person is sick and the other person doesn’t want to see him, then the doctor shouldn’t see him either.
Ying Er raised his head with difficulty, then got discouraged and let it hit him back.
"Since I'm a lunatic and I'm in a mental hospital, I guess I need to see a doctor."
Ying Er found it strange.
I'm so fucking crazy, why are you asking me this?
This doctor is too amateurish.
"oh."
Xiaoyao nodded and continued to ask,
"They said that a lunatic needs a guardian to accompany him to the hospital. Where is your guardian?"
Shadow 2:......
Talking about guardianship with the second master Ying is a bit too funny.
Delete all those above level 990. There will be no more than 1,000 people in the world who can defeat the second master of the film industry.
Since he has such strength, what kind of guardian does he need?
The doctor asked again.
Second Master Ying thought for a while and gave an answer, "My father?"
For ordinary people, it is reasonable for parents to act as guardians, right?
Ying Er felt that he had learned something by following Master Jiu.
Xiaoyao shook his head, "Your father is also crazy."
Ying Er fell silent again.
What kind of family is this?
One is crazy and the other is crazy!
There is no normal person in the family tree.
Since his relatives are no longer available, Ying Er can only find someone else.
Ying Er announced another name,
"Ying Jiu? Do you know Ying Jiu? Help me call Master Jiu and ask him to pick me up..."
As long as Master Jiu takes action, everything will be fine!
Besides, if the doctor can't contact Jiu Ye, it's not Ying Er's problem.
Since there is no guardian, he, a lunatic, cannot see a doctor. Ying Er should be released from the mental hospital!
The more Ying Er thought about it, the more excited he became, and he couldn't help but praise himself,
"I'm such a genius!"
The air was silent for a minute,
The doctor spoke again.
"The teacher said he has no time to take care of you."
Shadow 2:? ? ?
This is a bit outrageous!
Ying Er, who was lying on the hospital bed, rolled his eyes.
"Fuck you, Master Jiu is in the Abyss of the Strongest, and you can still call him and pay back the teacher, who do you think you are!"
"Bad thing, how many apprentices does Master Jiu have?"
"Two, one is Xiaoyao, the other is..."
The two voices stopped suddenly at the same time.
They thought of some possibility.
Even a lunatic would find it absurdly possible.
If this is true...
Ying Er's body began to tremble, and while he was tied to the hospital bed, he twitched as if he was suffering from epilepsy.
"you..."
Ying Er struggled to raise his head again and tried to look at the other party.
First a man in a white coat appeared in his field of vision...
Not a Taoist robe...
no problem!
Ying Er breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked at the other person's face again.
A very ordinary face.
no problem!
Eliminating the possibility that the other party is the most powerful person is free!
Second Master Ying completely relaxed and said with a smile, "Let me just say, how is it possible..."
Survival!
The bad woman suddenly asked,
"Bad thing, do you remember what the doctor looks like?"
Second Master Ying:......
He forgot!
The doctor I just took a look at just now, he forgot what he looked like!
Second Master Ying thought this was too funny.
It was so funny that he laughed out loud.
Lying on the hospital bed, he shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, help me!"
"I'm so crazy!"
"..."
...
It took ten minutes for Mr. Ying to calm down and accept the facts before him.
Xiaoyao didn't know why, but his consciousness left the Eternal Tower and lived like an ordinary person in Nanjiang City.
In order to find freedom, Ying Er Ye also entered Nanjiang City and lived like an ordinary person.
What a coincidence.
Xiaoyao became a doctor and Ying Er became a patient.
Ying Er sighed, accepted the situation, and then said,
"My father is crazy. Master Ninth is not free. My boss now is Master Four, who is Shura. Is he considered my guardian?"
"boss?"
Xiaoyao frowned slightly and said seriously,
"It is illegal to employ mentally ill people to work."
Second Master Ying quickly explained,
"It's not a part-time job. I pay for it. Yes, I go to daycare!"
Only then did Second Master Ying remember that he had not received any salary, so how could he be considered part-time worker?
Not only did he not receive his salary, but he also had to pay back money. It is said that Shura even asked the fifth demon god to collect the money...
This is not a nursery. What is this? !
It's not okay for a mentally ill person to work part-time.
Mental patients go to daycare, okay.
Xiaoyao nodded slightly. Since it is a nursery, it can be regarded as a guardian.
He has always been strict.
"Shura is not free at the moment."
Xiaoyao started counting again.
If Shura is the guardian of Ying Erye, and Shura is not available, then we can only find someone related to Shura.
Shura calls himself the third brother.
So, we have to find ourselves.
After sorting out the relationship, Xiaoyao concluded,
"I am your guardian."
Ying Erye:......
"Whatever you say is what it is."
Ying Erye has given up resisting.
He knew that he could not contact Zhao Qian, nor could he contact anyone.
What should he say to others?
Say that Xiaoyao is crazy and is playing doctor here?
Regardless of whether Xiaoyao has a problem with his brain,
it is generally acknowledged that Ying Er has a problem with his brain.
Secondly, even if Xiaoyao really has a problem, who can help?
If the Fourth Master is still here, it will probably be useful.
But that damn Fourth Master disappeared at this critical juncture!
Now that there is a guardian, things will go much more smoothly.
As Ying Er's guardian, Xiaoyao agreed to Ying Er's treatment.
As Ying Er's attending physician, Xiaoyao began to design a treatment plan for Ying Er.
Ying Er:......
He felt that even if he was not crazy, he would probably go crazy after being tossed around like this.
"Okay."
Soon, Xiaoyao came up with a treatment plan.
"Sit down and listen."
Xiaoyao saw that other doctors would ask patients to sit down first for fear that they would get excited.
Ying Erye, who was originally lying down, sat up.
"Treatment plan 1: Kill the bad woman's consciousness..."
Bad woman:......
"Treatment plan 2: Kill the bad man's consciousness..."
Bad man:.......
"Treatment plan 3, kill the consciousness of both the bad woman and the bad man..."
Ying Er:......
"Treatment plan 9:......"
Xiaoyao gave nine treatment plans, and he felt that they were about the same.
Xiaoyao asked the last question,
"Do you have money for medicine?"