Chapter 1439 Boyfriend Rules!

He thought she was talking nonsense!

He used to be obedient to her before, but now he is her boyfriend, and of course he is obedient to her, so he nodded his head without thinking!

So she asked him to get her something to eat. She was too tired and hungry to get out of bed.

Ye Qi immediately went to the hot porridge and filled her stomach with cakes. He wanted to feed her, but she refused, she told him to go to the computer, open Word, and then, what she said, he had to type.

"The title is "Boyfriend Rules"!"

Ye Qizhen typed these words in WORD with Wubi, bolded them in the center, and adjusted the font size. I thought, Xiao Xiazi is setting rules for him.

"Rule number one, boyfriends are not allowed to smoke at home, in all rooms, including bathrooms!"

"Second, boyfriend can only smoke one pack of cigarettes a month!"

Although these two conditions were too harsh, he knew that Xiao Xiazi was doing it for his own good, so he obediently signed it!

"Article 3, the timing of MAKE LOVE is decided by the girlfriend! The boyfriend can do it only if the girlfriend agrees to do it. Contraceptive measures must be taken every time, and only one time is allowed at a time, and the time should not exceed half an hour!"

Xia He sat on the sofa by the floor-to-ceiling windows, ate the cake, and said domineeringly.

It's just that after she finished speaking, the man sitting in front of the computer still didn't type a word. He turned his head and looked at her expressionlessly.

"Hit it! Why don't you hit it?" Xia He asked seriously, as if he was ordering him before, but why, as long as Qi Gouzi looked at her silently now, she felt inexplicably frightened?

It was as if he was a boring, coquettish man who would suddenly stand up and rush towards him!

In the past, how did she know that one day she, Xia He, would succumb to his weak power!

"The time for Make Love is up to you?" He sat there and asked slowly.

"Yes! Do you have an opinion?" She asked with a straight face.

Seeing him sitting there in an abstinent and cold style, and saying the phrase "make love" from his mouth, it was extremely sexy.

"Just kidding, it's up to you, how many times can I eat you in a year?" He sneered, his hooligan nature was immediately exposed!

"No more than half an hour each time? Girlfriend, your boyfriend doesn't have prostate disease!" He chuckled again, no more than half an hour? What a joke!

What he means is that if a man's stamina is less than half an hour at a time, he is sick?

The seven dogs who turned over serfs sang, did they want to go to heaven?

Dr. Xia, who had been in the andrology department, couldn't help but give him some popular science, "Mr. Lu, are you trying to offend 90% of the men in the world? In medicine, it's not a problem if the endurance is longer than two minutes. You understand?!"

Therefore, he is equivalent to a normal man several times every time, and she is not a superwoman, so she can't stand his torture!

Thinking of this, she felt that her former self was digging her own grave!

"Don't compare me with ordinary men!" Xiao Qi said domineeringly.

"Hehe... You promised me to listen to me just now, but now you won't listen!" Xia He snorted coldly.

Ye Qi stood up and walked towards her. Xia He was so frightened that she quickly retreated into the sofa, cowardly to death. She promised that if he ate her again tonight, she would definitely not be his girlfriend!

He put his hands on the armrest of the sofa, bent over, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Xiao Xiazi, for other things, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west! But, about Make Love, you can't be too harsh on me ! As long as you rest, you must let me pamper you, and you cannot limit the time and frequency, I will know it!"

Xia He: "Master Qi, I thank you for pampering me! You know it in your heart? I believe your evil!"

As she said, she stuffed the half-eaten sponge cake into his mouth!