Pregnancy Makes You Stupid for Three Years

"realgar?"

Bai Suzhen was stunned for a moment when she heard Xiaoqing's voice transmission. Her brows furrowed slightly, like ripples on the surface of a quiet lake. An unpleasant thought flashed through her heart without any trace, as if she had a premonition of something.

"The magistrate of Lin'an City did not say this was realgar wine before distributing the wine."

There is realgar in the wine, so it is called realgar wine. Drinking realgar wine can be regarded as a long-standing tradition during the Dragon Boat Festival.

This custom has a long history and carries people's best wishes for health and safety.

From the perspective of traditional Chinese medicine, realgar wine has many wonderful functions such as clearing away heat and detoxifying, killing insects and relieving itching... promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, etc.

Of course, the more important thing is that the mineral realgar has the effect of repelling snakes.

"Sister, could it be the work of that old bald donkey?" Xiao Qing's pitiful voice suddenly rang in Bai Suzhen's mind.

"It's possible." Bai Suzhen nodded after hearing this.

The two snake demons were good friends who talked about everything. Of course, Xiao Qing told Bai Suzhen everything about the events of that day without hiding anything.

Therefore, when Fahai came to Lin'an City, he was sensed by Xiaoqing who was playing.

Xiao Qing's first thought about this was to put safety first and escape from Lin'an City as soon as possible, because Fahai's magic power was so deep that she was far from the opponent of the old bald donkey.

But helplessly, Bai Suzhen didn't want to.

I have been in a state of indecision for a long time and have been reluctant to make up my mind.

One is because Bai Suzhen is now married and pregnant, and does not want to become homeless and return to the mountains to escape Fa Hai.

In other words, there is a bond in the secular world.

Secondly, isn’t it because Buddhism emphasizes that there is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering and there is no way to turn back? Furthermore, there is also the truth of putting down the butcher's knife and becoming a Buddha immediately.

Bai Suzhen is still pregnant. She doesn't believe that Fahai, a monk with profound Buddhist teachings, can destroy humanity. Even if it's like this, she still needs to be arrested.

I have to say, one pregnancy makes me stupid for three years.

Coupled with the onset of love brain, Bai Suzhen, a thousand-year-old snake demon, lost the vigilance she once had in her daily life in the market.

He even has unrealistic illusions about his mortal enemy.

Of course, the third most important point is that as a great demon with more than a thousand years of cultivation, Bai Suzhen has strong confidence in her own strength.

In her eyes, Fahai, a monk who had only lived for a few decades, could only be regarded as a toddler who had just learned to walk.

How can she be compared with a thousand-year-old demon like her?

It's too late, but it's soon.

The conversation and psychological activities between the two snake monsters all happened in a split second.

"However, this monk doesn't seem to be as powerful as the rumors say." Bai Suzhen felt a little confused, so she whispered softly through the air:

"Although realgar does have the effect of repelling snakes, it may still be effective for some snake monsters that cannot transform, but for you and me, it would be a bit ridiculous."

Although most humans are a kind of cultivation qualification compared to the demon clan.

But it has to be said that the human race is still the darling of heaven in this world. Don't you see, the gods with profound magic power in the heaven and the Buddhas with boundless Dharma in the Lingshan Mountain are all in human form.

Transformed into human form, it conforms to the way of heaven and helps in spiritual practice.

This is why transformation is one of the most important stages in the cultivation of these monsters. Transformation is also a basic technique that all monsters must practice.

Since it is a magic technique, there must be a distinction between high and low.

Just like the fireball technique that some people use, it is a fireball technique, and the fireball technique that some people use can create a situation like Akano Chisato.

The more complete the transformation, the greater the help for practice. At the same time, after transforming into human form, the "seven inches" of these monsters will also undergo fundamental changes depending on whether the transformation is complete or not.

Bai Suzhen and Xiao Qing have already practiced the art of transformation to a rather advanced level despite being prepared for it.

Especially the former has reached the state of transformation.

Normally, if it weren't for Bai Suzhen's temporary happiness and pregnancy, she would have passed by Fahai.

Fahai most likely wouldn't find anything unusual and just thought Bai Suzhen was naturally beautiful.

Not to mention smelling the breath of the snake demon.

"But..." Xiaoqing heard Bai Suzhen's words and nodded in agreement. She carefully felt the changes in Lin'an City Magistrate's expression, but found nothing unusual.

Everything was normal, drinks were being handed out normally.

But for some reason, Xiaoqing looked at everything around her and felt an unknown feeling in her heart.

Normally, it's fun and fun, but at the critical moment, Xiaoqing is still quite reliable. Otherwise, a pure "reckless man" who neither eats the essence of human flesh and blood nor kills wantonly will not be able to practice to the end. A hundred years of cultivation.

But.

"Hey, sister, what are you doing?" Just when Xiaoqing was about to say something, she turned around and found that Bai Suzhen had already drank all the realgar wine in the bowl.

The movement was so silky and smooth, and by the time she wanted to stop it, it was already too late.

"A good drinker!" When the magistrate of Lin'an City saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lit up and shined brightly. He couldn't help shouting: "A good drinker! Mrs. Xu has a good drinker!"

"Drink it all in one gulp, my dear..."

"I never expected that Xu Xian's wife would have such a huge amount of wine. She is much more powerful than many big men. This is a big bowl of realgar wine."

"Women don't give way to men!"

"..."

All the residents who saw this scene discussed it in low voices, secretly smacking their lips at this, and showed admiration.

This realgar wine is not a low-alcohol drink. Even a normal adult man would find it difficult to drink it all in one gulp.

But Xu Xian's wife, Bai Suzhen, did it so easily. How could such heroic spirit and courage not make all the young and old men in the audience feel respected?

If before this incident, the people below treated Bai Suzhen purely out of respect for Xu Xian and admiration for beautiful things.

But after this incident happened, they had more respect for Bai Suzhen as a person.

"Xiao Qing, don't worry." Bai Suzhen felt it carefully. After drinking the wine, except for the brief taste numbness in her mouth and tongue, she had no other abnormal feelings. Then she looked at the astonished Xiao Qing. , said soothingly:

"It's nothing, just a bowl of ordinary realgar wine. Drink it quickly, otherwise things will change later."

"No." Xiaoqing shook her head and spoke through the air with a firm tone: "I'd better stop drinking. I always feel that this matter is not as simple as it seems."

Bai Suzhen heard this and wanted to persuade her again.

"Sister, one of us must be in absolute safety."

"Okay." When Bai Suzhen heard this, she thought about it carefully and realized that this was indeed the case. There must be a snake demon who is absolutely safe.

After so many years, the two snake demons have come together hand in hand.

"Young Master, my sister is not good at drinking, so I will do this bowl of wine for you." Bai Suzhen said, and drank it all in one gulp without waiting for the magistrate of Lin'an City to say anything.

Stimulated by two glasses of realgar wine, her blood surged and her face turned slightly red.

The beauty is beyond compare.

"Gulu...this Mrs. Xu..." A scholar in the audience swallowed involuntarily when he saw this scene, and glanced in Xu Xian's direction sympathetically.

Generally speaking, the amount of alcohol and strength are positively correlated. The greater the strength, the better the amount of wine, and vice versa.

This Bai Suzhen can drink two bowls of realgar liquor in a row. Whether it can clear away heat and detoxify is another matter. Let's just say that this amount of alcohol is beyond the reach of many normal adult men.

What's more, it's better to drink it all in one gulp instead of savoring it in a small cup?

And what about Xu Xian? Who in Lin'an City doesn't know that in addition to being a doctor, Xu Xian's other identity is that of a weak scholar.

This one is strong and one is weak, even the housewife can't suppress it!

On the high platform.

"You are so bold and unruly, the magistrate has not spoken yet..." Seeing this, the guard with a sword immediately jumped out with a serious look on his face and yelled loudly.

When Xu Xian in the audience saw this situation, he immediately became anxious. This was the parent official of Lin'an City. Once he offended the Lin'an City Magistrate, the matter would become a big deal.

However, before he could say anything, he heard the magistrate on the high platform speaking.

"Eh? What's the rush?" The magistrate of Lin'an City glared at the guard with a sword who had made his own decisions. After he retreated, he turned to look at Bai Suzhen, who had a slightly red face, and his expression changed. From cloudy to sunny:

"It's okay. Since I'm not good at drinking, I won't drink."

"Thank you, Mr. Qingtian." Bai Suzhen thanked him quickly.

She has long been familiar with various etiquette in the imperial court, after several months of edification and exposure to Li Gongfu.

The man has gold at his knees, but the daughter does not.

What's more, she is still a snake demon. No matter from which aspect, kneeling down is not a matter of integrity for the demon clan.

Although Xiaoqing's face was full of reluctance, she still bowed her hand to the magistrate of Lin'an City.

"My sister has been poor since she was a child and doesn't know etiquette. I hope adults will show mercy." Xu Xian hurried through the crowded crowd and finally arrived at Bai Suzhen's side at the last moment.

The two looked at each other and smiled happily.

"Okay, okay, let's go down." When the magistrate of Lin'an City saw this situation, the smile on his face disappeared instantly. Especially when he saw the scene where Xu Xian and White Snake were loving each other, he felt more like he had eaten shit, and his face was extremely expressionless. Ugly.

Everyone has a love for beauty.

If she were the wife of an ordinary person, he would have invited her to his house long ago, but unfortunately, Bai Suzhen was Xu Xian's wife.

Although Xu Xian does not have any official position, he has accumulated a very high reputation among the people during his decades of free clinics.

If there was no last resort, the magistrate of Lin'an City would not easily do anything extraordinary for a pink skeleton like Bai Suzhen.

"Yes." When Xu Xian heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, then stood up and helped Bai Suzhen up, pulled Xiaoqing's sleeves and walked off the platform.

far away.

"This is going to be a bit troublesome." Fahai sat cross-legged on the ground, closing his eyes tightly and frowning slightly, but above his eyebrows, there was a bright golden light shining.

If you take a closer look, you can see that it is an open vertical pupil, commonly known as the third eye.

This is a special technique called Clairvoyance, which can be regarded as a simplified version of the Clairvoyance talent in the heavenly court.

It is through this vertical pupil that Fahai can see the scene on the high platform.

What Bai Suzhen drank was not realgar wine, but realgar wine temporarily added to the wine. Of course, this does not mean that Fahai wants to use this realgar wine to stimulate the two snake monsters to show their true bodies.

Because this is nothing but a fool's dream.

If catching monsters is so simple, then the monsters are not so scary. Realgar does have a certain stimulating effect on snakes, but it can only play a due role against some small monsters.

Therefore, the realgar in the wine is only used to paralyze the two snake monsters, and the high-intensity wine is also used to paralyze the two snake monsters.

The real killer is a trace of Buddhist rhyme hidden in the wine.

And in order to minimize the damage to ordinary civilians as much as possible, the Buddhist rhyme in the wine will not take effect immediately, but will have a certain time delay.

The snake demon that would not be irritated showed its true form in public.

It can be said that this plan is perfect. If it goes well, Xu Xian can completely recognize the true face of Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.

But Xiaoqing was so cautious that Fahai hid here and did not show up. Xiaoqing did not drink the wine with realgar wine.

Instead, Bai Suzhen drank it all.

The doubled Buddhist rhyme may make Bai Suzhen lose her mind directly after she shows up. At that time, Xu Xian, who was sleeping with Bai Suzhen, would be in trouble.

I am afraid that if he is not careful, he will die in the snake mouth.

This is not what Fahai wants to see. He just wants Xu Xian to see the true face of Bai Suzhen and does not want to hurt Xu Xian.

…

"Stay away from love brain." Shen Bailian and Li Gongfu, who finished drinking realgar wine, were both standing not far from the high platform, taking in everything that happened on the high platform.

Shen Bailian shook his head helplessly. Bai Suzhen had been gradually paralyzed in her peaceful daily life and had lost her due vigilance.

Or, Bai Suzhen was too conceited. Even though a snake demon with only more than a thousand years of cultivation could be called a great demon, there were always people better than people, mountains better than mountains, and demons better than demons.

Let's not talk about the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

Let's just say that there was a fox demon with at least five thousand years of cultivation hidden in Lin'an City. Shen Bailian didn't have enough confidence to suppress the fox demon without using the force.

However, the development of things now has not exceeded the plan, so Shen Bailian naturally would not remind Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing casually.

The activity of distributing drinks was not interrupted by this episode, but continued.

"Master Fahai may have felt wrong." The magistrate of Lin'an City looked at the setting sun, and his patience was gradually exhausted.

After all, anyone who was worried for a day and didn't find anything unusual would feel unhappy.

Just like a monkey on the stage, being played for fun.

"I'll leave first, you guys continue." The magistrate of Lin'an City looked at the few remaining residents, then gave a faint instruction to the guards with swords beside him, and walked behind the high platform.

He was ready to go home. (End of this chapter)