What Do You Call a Benevolent and Reasonable Person in Xianxia? An Impossibility! (BTTH)

820. Chapter 820 On Justice (1/2)

At this moment, on the street surrounded by people, the onlookers stood in a daze. Lingquan and the black Anni army behind him also stood in a daze, looking at the same thing as they stood opposite Lingquan, holding in their hands Xiao Yan was eating slowly with a bowl of jelly.

Lingquan really lent money to Xiao Yan, and Xiao Yan really bought a bowl of jelly and came back. He completely ignored the stunned eyes of others and tasted it calmly.

What's even more outrageous is that Xiao Yan seemed to have borrowed a small bench from the restaurant and sat across from Lingquan with a bowl in his hands to eat. This scene was too funny in the eyes of others.

If at first everyone suspected that Xiao Yan, who really bought the jelly and sat here to eat it in this situation, had a brain problem, now they began to wonder if Ling Quan had a brain problem.

Oh, Xiao Yan sits and you stand, Xiao Yan eats and you watch, and you have to wait obediently for him to finish. Even the bowl of jelly he ate was paid for by you.

Is your brain okay? After being stunned for a long time, Lingquan's brain gradually came to his senses. It seemed that he might have been deceived by Xiao Yan. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth and his liver hurt!

But what can be done? He had already given away his money, and Xiao Yan also bought jelly and came back to eat. He could only continue to wait, wait for Xiao Yan to finish eating and see what he had to say, and then find a way to throw dirt on what he said.

As a result, Lingquan frowned and stared at Xiao Yan, thinking about what Xiao Yan might say so that he could think of words in advance to respond.

And this is the reason why Xiao Yan does not prove his innocence.

The person who wronged you has already thought of all the ways you can clear yourself of your grievances, and has prepared a response in advance. Even if you are about to respond and retaliate, you will just continue the stalemate.

But if there is just a stalemate, it will be very disadvantageous for Xiao Yan, a person who has been wronged. If they disperse without reaching a conclusion in the end, then Lingquan can completely tarnish his reputation with unfounded reasons. By then, Xiao Yan Yan has nowhere to cry his grievances.

Therefore, there is only one thing Xiao Yan has to do now, and that is to let the other party follow his own pace.

In this way, Xiao Yan continued to eat slowly, commenting from time to time.

Lingquan had already thought about how to deal with Xiao Yan's possible remarks. After waiting for a long time, Xiao Yan still hadn't finished eating. Lingquan also knew in his heart that he shouldn't be in a hurry. If he was in a hurry, he would be taken away by Xiao Yan.

But after a while, when Xiao Yan still had half a bowl of jelly left in his hand, Lingquan finally couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Can you eat faster?!"

In response to Lingquan's urging, Xiao Yan did raise his spoon, put away the aftertaste look on his face, and looked at Lingquan very seriously.

"Your Excellency Lingquan, in order to do justice to everyone, I must taste this bowl of delicious jelly very carefully, so that I can remember whether I had one bowl or two bowls before. Please wait patiently, otherwise I will I can’t remember it, and you can’t do anything to bring justice to everyone!”

Xiao Yan's words were very unreasonable, but they were inexplicably convincing when spoken in such a righteous tone. Lingquan opened his mouth for a long time without being able to hold in his fart, and finally fell silent. He closed his eyes and kept thinking in his heart. to soothe one's emotions.

You must not let this guy take you away from being calm and collected. Xiao Yan looked at Ling Quan who closed his eyes to calm down, smiled inwardly, and continued to lower his head and slowly eat the jelly in the bowl.

Finally, after several minutes when Lingquan almost couldn't hold back his anger, but pressed down hard, Xiao Yan finally finished the jelly in the bowl, with a satisfied expression on his face.

When Lingquan saw this, he immediately asked.

"Say it quickly!"

"Your Excellency Lingquan, after tasting this bowl of jelly just now, I finally confirmed it."

Xiao Yan held the bowl and looked up at the eager-looking Ling Quan. He deliberately remained silent for a long time, and finally spoke again when Ling Quan almost exploded.

"I remembered, this jelly"

"Yeah, yeah! Say it quickly!"

Lingquan nodded repeatedly, his eyes full of expectation, and countless words he had just prepared in advance flashed through his mind. He was confident that no matter what Xiao Yan said, he could fight back! And in Ling Quan's expectant eyes, Xiao Yan said extremely seriously and decisively.

“It’s really delicious!”

Quiet~~~~~ The entire scene fell into silence because of Xiao Yan's words. It was so quiet that it felt eerie.

Finally, Lingquan erupted and roared angrily.

"What the hell! Did I ask you if you remembered to eat one bowl or two?!"

I have been standing here watching you eating jelly for a long time. How many times have I gone through the words in my mind, but you came up with this sentence? !

"Oh! Yell!"

Xiao Yan looked stunned, as if he suddenly remembered his purpose, which made Lingquan half angry to death.

What's even more annoying is what's behind.

"I'm sorry, Lord Lingquan." Xiao Yan scratched his hair, his face full of shame, "This jelly is so delicious, I even forgot about it."

"Hmph!" Lingquan suppressed his anger again and gritted his teeth and said angrily: "If you remember it, tell me now!"

Lingquan asked for the answer, but Xiao Yan looked at him with a puzzled look.

"Ah? Did I just say that?" Ling Quan's expression was stunned for a moment, and Xiao Yan continued: "Your Excellency, please think about what I just said."

When Xiao Yan said this, Ling Quan really recalled it in his mind.

[This jelly is so delicious that I forgot about it. 】

Did you forget this? ! ! "I kill you!!!"

Lingquan finally couldn't hold back his emotions anymore, and he wanted to pounce on Xiao Yan with a ferocious look on his face. Fortunately, the Black Annihilation Army behind him stopped him quickly and kept persuading him in his ear.

"Calm down! Calm down! If you do it, you'll really fall into the trap!"

As soon as this sentence came out, Lingquan's angry and blurred consciousness was pulled back again. He gritted his teeth and shook off the Black Annihilation Army that was pulling him.

At this moment, Xiao Yan stood up and came to Lingquan again with a bowl in his hand. Just when everyone was confused, Xiao Yan made another shocking statement.

"Sir Lingquan, please lend me some more money so that I can buy another bowl of jelly."

Xiao Yan frowned slightly, his eyes were extremely serious.

Without a doubt, this sentence pushed Lingquan's consciousness, which had just recovered, into the abyss of anger again.

"Get lost! I'd be a fool to lend you money again!"

Lingquan pushed Xiao Yan's shoulder and pushed him away. It can be seen that the words of the Black Annihilation Army just now still gave him a warning, otherwise this would not be just a simple push.

Xiao Yan, who was pushed, was not angry, but looked at Lingquan with empathy.

"Mr. Lingquan is so angry, I understand very well. After all, in the eyes of outsiders, you may be fooled by me like a fool."

"You are so..."

"But please believe me, I have no such intention!" Xiao Yan did not give Lingquan a chance to rage. His eyes were extremely clear and he said righteously: "My purpose is the same as yours, to give everyone justice, from beginning to end!"

"As someone who wants to jointly defend justice, I hope you can lend me money so that I can buy another bowl of jelly."

"This time I swear that I will definitely remember it after eating. If I still can't remember it, Mr. Lingquan can directly define me as a bad person who eats a free meal. I will never say anything!"

Xiao Yan's firm assurance made the furious Lingquan slow down for the umpteenth time. He frowned and confirmed solemnly.

"Really?"

"Really! Everyone present can testify! I, Xiao Yan, have a word for everything!"

Xiao Yan confirmed once again, and Ling Quan agreed directly.

"Okay! I'll lend you money to buy jelly again!"

Although he felt something was strange, Ling Quan's mind was full of Xiao Yan's words at this moment.

[If Xiao still can't remember, Mr. Ling Quan can directly classify Xiao as a bad guy who ate a free meal, and Xiao will never say no! ]

Ling Quan was ecstatic, because everyone heard this!

As long as Xiao Yan can't remember it again, he ate a free meal!

Without any delay, Ling Quan took out money from his purse again and handed it to Xiao Yan. Xiao Yan nodded solemnly after taking it, turned around and went to the restaurant. Not long after, he came back with a new bowl of jelly in his hand, and sat on the previous bench to continue eating.

Originally, Lingquan thought Xiao Yan would eat the jelly slowly like before, and just when he was about to relax his tense nerves, he found that Xiao Yan ate the jelly much faster than before, and he ate half a bowl in less than ten seconds.

This made Lingquan unable to relax his nerves. He looked at Xiao Yan with expectation, and kept reciting in his heart.

(I can't remember~I can't remember~I can't remember~)

Lingquan's mind was a little crazy. In his expectant eyes, Xiao Yan finally finished the second bowl of jelly. As soon as he finished eating, Lingquan couldn't wait to ask.

"How is it? Didn't you remember? Didn't you remember?"

Xiao Yan ignored him, closed his eyes slightly, and then stood up in Lingquan's expectant eyes, then opened his eyes, looked at Lingquan with an extremely firm look, and said solemnly.

"Sir Lingquan, Xiao remembered it!"

Eh?

This sentence made Lingquan's mind completely stupid.

No? This plot development is wrong? Shouldn't he have said he couldn't remember, and then I would have directly scolded him loudly for eating a free meal?

Before Lingquan could figure it out, Xiao Yan spoke again, and this time his voice was even louder than before.

"Xiao did eat only one bowl of jelly before!"

Xiao did eat only one bowl of jelly before. He did eat only one bowl of jelly. A bowl of jelly. Xiao Yan's loud voice echoed freely in Lingquan's empty mind, and the lingering sound lingered.

After about a minute, Lingquan's mind finally came back to its senses.

I was fooled! I was fooled like a fool!!!

Originally, Xiao Yan was asked to prove his innocence, but now it became Xiao Yan himself who [remembered] how many bowls of jelly he had eaten! At this time, Xiao Yan chased after him again, holding Lingquan's hand when he was stunned, with gratitude written in his eyes.

"Thank you, Commander Lingquan, for your generosity. It reminded me of how many bowls of noodles I ate. Thank you for giving everyone justice! This is a sixth-grade pill, which is enough to pay for the two bowls of jelly you just treated me to."

Xiao Yan stuffed a sixth-grade pill into Lingquan's hand, and then turned around and apologized to the onlookers without waiting for Lingquan to come back to his senses.

"I'm very sorry for wasting everyone's time. Now, after Mr. Lingquan's unremitting efforts, justice has finally been determined. Please go away."

After saying that, Xiao Yan took the stool and bowl and left here first, to return them to the restaurant.

The onlookers left one after another when they saw this. Before leaving, they all looked at Lingquan at the same time, with sympathy in their eyes.

This poor child, what a bad person, was fooled by Xiao Yan.

After everyone left, only Lingquan and the Black Annihilation Army following him were left. Their expressions gradually became ferocious, their skin was dyed red by anger, and their veins were bulging, like an evil ghost.

"Xiao Yan! Stop right there!!!"

Lingquan looked around at the busy pedestrians on the street with his eyes wide open, but he couldn't find Xiao Yan. He turned around and yelled at the Black Annihilation Army behind him.

"Find! Find Xiao Yan quickly!!!"

Strangely, these Black Annihilation Army didn't obey Lingquan's orders, and all looked at Lingquan with horror.

To be more precise, they were looking at Lingquan's back.

At this time, Lingquan, whose anger could no longer be suppressed, didn't notice anything wrong at all. His extreme anger even made him forget the gap in strength between him and Xiao Yan, and his mind was full of revenge.

"Are you all deaf?! Go find Xiao Yan! I'm going to kill him!"

"Who do you want to kill?"

A powerful and deep voice suddenly sounded from behind Lingquan. This familiar voice instantly made Lingquan's anger seem like a bucket of cold water was poured on him. His body suddenly stiffened, and his eyes revealed a look of fear. He turned his head mechanically little by little, and saw a tall man standing behind him. His majestic face was already showing undisguised anger.

The Black Annihilation King, Gu Lie!

"Lord Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Lie, you..."

Lingquan's tongue was tied, and before he could say a complete sentence, Gu Lie suddenly stretched out his broad palm, grabbed Lingquan's head tightly and lifted him up, causing Lingquan to shake his legs helplessly off the ground. Through Gu Lie's fingers, Lingquan's terrified eyes also clearly saw the scarlet fierce light in Gu Lie's eyes.

Lingquan was sure that this scarlet fierce light was definitely not an illusion caused by his excessive fear!

"Your name is Lingquan, right?" Gu Lie's tone was extremely gloomy, and every word he said made Lingquan's heart tremble once, "You really lost my face today by your own strength."

If it was usual, Gu Lie might have just cursed a few words and let it go, and he would not be so angry. But today, the old woman saw the whole process, which made Gu Lie have no face left. If there was a hole on the ground, Gu Lie could just drill into it! Then Gu Lie's eyes passed Lingquan and looked at the trembling Black Annihilation Army behind Lingquan.

"You guys, go home and tell your parents first, you won't go back for the next three months." Gu Lie's eyes were fierce, and his voice was so cold that it was chilling, "In the next three months, I will personally teach you how to be a man."

Gu Lie's words almost made several people kneel down.

Presumably, in the next three months, Lingquan and these Black Annihilation Army will definitely spend a very miserable life.

On the other side, in the restaurant, Xiao Yan, who was supposed to leave, was still sitting in the corner, eating jelly happily, and whispering.

"This jelly is really delicious~" (End of this chapter)

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