Chapter 324 Poor Guy
As the subway entered the station, Chen Ling found that he was too happy too early when he saw the crowds of people filling the carriage.
Even if he had three heads and six arms, as long as he couldn't fly, he would never be able to outrun the subway in this traffic-congested city. There were also thousands of office workers and students riding the subway... As the subway door opened, Chen Ling hesitated for a long time, but still squeezed in.
The subway was moving quickly towards the airport. Chen Ling, wearing a brown coat, stood in the crowd as steady as a mountain. The next thing he had to consider was how to get a mobile phone on the road.
In this era, without a mobile phone, it was quite inconvenient to do anything. Not to mention flight information, he couldn't even judge the time.
He could only move freely for 12 hours in the archive, and he had to accurately control every minute and every second.
Just as Chen Ling was thinking, his peripheral vision seemed to have discovered something... In the corner near the subway door, a figure stood there stealthily, wearing black clothes and a mask, and his eyes carefully swept around, as if observing if anyone was looking here.
Of course, for Chen Ling, who possessed the [Secret Eye], his movements were too conspicuous in the crowd. Chen Ling pretended to look elsewhere, but in fact he had everything in sight.
Behind the railing where the man in black was leaning, there was a white-collar worker sleeping with his head tilted. After looking around to make sure no one was paying attention, he quietly reached back, pinched out a mobile phone from his half-open bag, and quickly stuffed it into the inner pocket of his jacket.
After doing all this, he scratched his head as if nothing had happened, and squeezed straight into the crowd...
The white-collar worker was not his only target. He stopped in front of two sleeping passengers in succession and used the same method to take away mobile phones, and even wallets and card bags. In this crowded carriage, everyone who was awake was looking down at their mobile phones, and no one noticed his abnormality at all.
When he passed through the carriage and squeezed past Chen Ling, he even boldly reached into Chen Ling's pocket and found nothing. After turning back and glancing at Chen Ling with a strange expression, he whispered:
"... Damn, I ran into a poor guy."
Chen Ling:...
[Audience expectation value +4]
Very good, Chen Ling already knows where to get a mobile phone... Not only that, even the problem of expectation value can be solved along the way.
Chen Ling narrowed his eyes and looked at the man in black who was huddled in the corner. A glimmer flashed in his eyes. The next moment, the phone ringing at the highest volume suddenly rang from his arms!
"It's the first month of the year~~It's the New Year~~~~Every family puts up Spring Festival couplets~~"
This sound instantly spread throughout the carriage, and everyone's eyes turned to the man in black in the corner, and the latter's face turned pale instantly!
He hurriedly took something out of his pocket, but because there were too many mobile phones, he couldn't tell which one was ringing. At the same time, the white-collar worker sleeping in the corner woke up suddenly and looked at the corner blankly, as if he was surprised that someone had the same taste in ringtones as him.
She subconsciously reached into her bag and suddenly froze in place.
The sweaty man in black finally found the ringing phone, but he couldn't hang up after pressing the button several times. Then, more and more mobile phone ringtones rang from him!
"Your shallow smile is like..."
"Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding..."
"I want to see you, I only want to see you~~ in the future and the past~~ I only want to see you~~..."
"..."
When five completely different mobile phone ringtones rang from the same person, everyone found something wrong.
The man in black was also confused. He had been in this business for so long, but he had never encountered such a weird situation... When he came to his senses, he turned around and wanted to run to the car behind him, but was tripped by a foot stretched out from the crowd.
"Catch the thief!!"
Several owners of lost things rushed forward and surrounded him. The noise even alarmed the staff on the subway, and they all rushed here.
After everyone complained, the staff looked at the man in black with a gloomy face. They caught the man in black and escorted him off the platform after the subway arrived. The real police had been waiting for a long time.
"Open your clothes." A policeman shouted in a deep voice.
The man in black seemed to know that he could not escape this disaster today, and desperately opened his coat to reveal the stolen goods.
His mask was also taken off. It was a vicissitudes of life. He looked about forty or fifty years old, with bloodshot eyes and almost all his hair falling out.
"This is my phone!"
"This is mine!"
"Damn, you thief...Comrade police, please punish him severely!"
Seeing the phones being taken away by the owners one by one, the man in black didn't dare to look up. At the same time, a policeman looked at him coldly:
"ID card."
"...No, no."
"No?"
"Comrade police, it's like this...I lost money in a casino in Las Vegas, and everything was taken away...I finally found a connection to escape back. If I hadn't been desperate, I wouldn't have stolen a phone here..."
The man in black said bitterly. At this moment, there was only his old flip phone on the ground. He bought it from a street stall in Las Vegas for two hundred yuan.
The police glanced at him and said, "Make it up, keep making it up...I haven't heard much of this version."
"What I said is true...I escaped from death!"
"If you don't believe me, you can look through my phone. I secretly recorded a video in that casino! Others say that my video is photoshopped, but I really didn't... That casino is too evil, and the boss is simply a man-eating demon!!"
The man in black was about to bend down to pick up the phone, and at this moment, a young man in a brown coat came forward and picked up the flip phone first.
The man in black was stunned.
"Sorry, police comrade." Chen Ling smiled slightly, "I'll get my phone."
"???" The man in black cursed, "What do you mean your phone? This is my phone! I was cheated out of 200 yuan at the border!"
A policeman came forward and asked Chen Ling in confusion:
"Is this really your phone?"
"Yes."
"Can you prove it?"
Chen Ling pondered for a moment, lowered his head and shouted to the flip phone: "Hey, Siri."
"I'm here."
[Audience expectation value +3]
The man in black: ? ? ? ? ? ?
The police were also stunned. They had never seen this type of Apple phone in their lives.
"No, that's not right... This phone has no lock screen password. The wallpaper is a sports car, and there are also my call records! The name of the most recent caller is Brother Tiger!" The man in black said with wide eyes.
Chen Ling did not open the flip cover, but handed the phone to the police with an innocent look. After the latter opened it, he looked at the man in black with a strange expression.
"I said this phone is mine, right?!" The man in black looked at Chen Ling, and his teeth itched with anger.
The police silently opened the flip cover,
As the screen lit up, Chen Ling's cold selfie came into the eyes of the man in black, and he even made a scissors hand gesture.