What Bad Intentions Could Batman Have?

Chapter 214 "Wonder Woman, I Need You to Help Me Catch a Woman"

New York City, night.

"What is this place?"

Black Adam stood tall on the top of the city, and next to him stood Dr. Sivana.

"This is New York." Dr. Sivana said: "The world has changed a lot, Black Adam. This is called a city."

"I know what a city is."

"You knew it before, but you have been sleeping for a thousand years."

"I am not sleeping, I am just imprisoned."

"Yes, and I gave you freedom."

"Why?" Black Adam turned his head and looked at Dr. Sivana.

Dr. Sivana knew that he needed to give Black Adam a satisfactory answer, otherwise...

A few dozen minutes ago, the scene of his assistant being burned to charcoal by Black Adam was still vivid.

"I am an archaeologist, and the only reason I joined this business is my family. Science can't help my family's serious illness, they need magic. And you can bring magic back to this world."

Dr. Sivana lied. He controlled his heartbeat.

He knew that Black Adam was a complete superhuman, and even a slight change in heart rate would alert him. Once he thought you were not a good person, the end would be tragic.

Especially since Black Adam had spent several hours learning English and no longer needed him to act as a translator.

But Black Adam didn't seem to care about his little thoughts, nor did he answer Dr. Shivana directly.

He looked at the crowd of demonstrators below.

"Black Adam... Can you heal my father's legs?"

Dr. Shivana was still pretending that he cared about the father who abused him and discriminated against him, but the next second, he was dragged by Black Adam's neck and landed directly on the ground.

"Why are those people gathering there?"

Dr. Shivana followed his gaze and saw countless people holding signs and roaring.

"They are protesting, they are angry."

"Why are they angry?"

"Their employers embezzled their money."

"Then the world has not changed as much as you think, Shivana." Black Adam said: "The pharaohs still live by exploiting slaves."

He asked Dr. Shivana:

"Where is the oppressor?"

"Upstairs."

Boom!

Accompanied by the roar of thunder and lightning, Black Adam disappeared from the ground in an instant. Dr. Shivana was shocked and fell to the ground. He looked at Black Adam flying up the tall building, and his eyes showed an expression that could not be described in words, desire, jealousy, malice, fear, greed...

But he quickly abandoned all these emotions, and his face became calm again.

Then a few seconds later...

"Goodbye, Pharaoh."

"Help, save me, ah ah ah ah ah——"

Bang!

The child accidentally threw a bag of ketchup on the ground, and the ketchup exploded on the ground, covering the surrounding audience. Because the ketchup fell headfirst, a lot of sweet and fragrant white cream was mixed and sprayed out, red and white mixed together, it looked very beautiful.

"Slaves--" Black Adam landed in the screaming crowd: "You are free."

"Ahhhhhhh--"

Black Adam saw a family of three. They held a sign that said "Down with Gray." The woman in the family of three screamed:

"Oh my God, he killed Mr. Gray..."

"Will he kill us too?"

"Go, go, let's run!"

"Are they afraid of the people who saved them?"

Black Adam put his hands on his waist and felt very unhappy.

Dr. Shivana said: "We have to go."

"Yes, I have observed this world enough and know what to do next."

Black Adam said: "We have been to the Eternal Stone Castle. The wizard has selected his new magic guard."

"And whoever that guard is..."

Blue lightning flashed in Black Adam's eyes.

"We will all find him."

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Alfred sat in the Batcave with great satisfaction, happily monitoring Bruce and Diana's first date.

He had carefully selected the location. Across the street from the restaurant was the famous Lovers' Avenue, where men and women holding hands and walking around, as well as flower vendors, and one could eat as much dog food as one could while sitting in the restaurant.

A little further away was the amusement park, where there were ice cream shops everywhere. Alfred knew that Miss Diana Prince's favorite thing to eat was ice cream, and he had used money to get the owner of the ice cream shop to prepare an exclusive event. All they needed was a photo of the couple together to get free ice cream and a limited ice cream pendant.

In order to prevent Miss Prince from resisting, he also asked the owner of the ice cream shop to set up a lottery, and his Bruce and Diana would "just happen" to win the first prize: as long as they took a couple photo, they could get a "Lifetime Free Voucher for Haagen-Dazs Ice Cream".

"Hehehe, hehehe..." Alfred laughed in a low voice, and then stopped talking.

Tsk, I often hear Bruce making such weird laughter recently. Even he has been brainwashed by this laughter. He actually laughed like this. It's too outrageous.

Across half a street is the third largest open-air stadium in the metropolis. Alfred has booked this place for a week.

His Bruce can practice with Miss Prince here. Bruce once said that he wanted Wonder Woman to teach him some fighting skills suitable for superhumans, right?

When he heard this request, he had an idea.

Well, everyone knows it, whispering in each other's ears, teaching and training hand in hand, etc. Many young women cheat on fitness coaches because... cough, anyway, this stadium is empty today, and he has made sure that not even a chicken will come to disturb them.

Things should have ended at this point, but how could Alfred be satisfied with this?

He had arranged an artificial rainfall. He knew that Bruce and Miss Princess probably didn't bring umbrellas, and he had just bought the nearest hotels a few days ago. The rain would continue until the next morning. If they took shelter in the hotel, there would be only one room left. Hehehehehe...

Of course, if Miss Princess resisted, it would be OK to have two rooms.

In short, this was the perfect script that Alfred had planned for his Bruce!

Ever since his Bruce came back, he had become much more shy. But Alfred liked him more like this.

In the past, although Bruce acted unrestrained and was a veteran in the world of women, every time Alfred saw the smile on Batman's face completely disappear and reveal that pensive expression, he would immediately cruelly realize that everything before was just "Bruce" played by Batman.

But now, even though his Bruce wears Batman uniform every day, after coming back, he is either practicing moves, sighing, or making plans.

But for the first time in so many years, Alfred felt that the current situation was "Bruce is playing Batman". Compared with Batman playing Bruce, this is such a huge change, how can he not be happy?

Oh!

Alfred sat up straight and saw his Bruce walking into the restaurant in a well-dressed suit. Great! He originally thought that with Bruce's mental state, he would run into the restaurant directly in Batman's uniform.

He hurriedly picked up the microphone next to him and gave an order to Mudface, who was playing everyone in the restaurant: "Quick, Robin! Send a waiter to stand next to them. I want to see the expressions on their faces when they talk."

"Okay, Robin got it." Mudface said in the communication.

At the same time, the real Robin Tim was in the classroom.

"Turn to page 52. To be honest, your class is the worst I have ever taught..."

"Ah-chu!" Tim sneezed.

Alfred saw Bruce sitting down facing Diana, and he greeted him, which was the most basic social etiquette.

Alfred nodded happily, poured himself a cup of steaming coffee, and took a sip with satisfaction.

Well done, Bruce!

Then he saw Bruce exchange a few pleasantries with the other party, and then invited Diana to have lunch with him.

Yes, that's it. Make the atmosphere a little more casual, don't be too nervous.

Alfred thought: Enjoying the food first is a good way. Then you can start a pleasant chat, and when the time is right, you can make a request or invitation to her-

"Diana, time is tight, so I won't talk nonsense anymore, just get straight to the point."

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Then Alfred heard Bruce say so.

His eyes widened all of a sudden, and the action of drinking coffee halfway through was also stopped there.

"I have an uninvited request."

"You say." Diana lifted the hair beside her ear.

"Then I'll say it."

"Wonder Woman, I need you to help me catch a woman back."

Puff!

Alfred sprayed a mouthful of coffee directly on the monitor screen, and the waiter next to him, Mudface, dropped the plate with a bang and gasped.

Even Mudface couldn't stand such straightforward words.

"..."

"What did you say?"

Diana felt her head buzzing for a moment. The Amazon warrior was not a fool. Since she came to the agreed place for the conversation in casual clothes, she thought that Batman might make some demands on her.

As one of the few powerful fighting forces that the government can mobilize, Amanda Waller and Steve had already told her how Batman used pretentious negotiations and a mother box made of Mudface to fool the government.

That day, it was not only Steppenwolf who found himself holding a handful of mud and left with a gloomy face as if he had stepped on shit.

Diana thought that Batman had come to her privately this time, maybe because he wanted her to be a peacemaker, or maybe he wanted to test which side Wonder Woman would side with if he had a conflict with the government, or even to use their personal relationship to try to persuade her to help him.

But no matter how the smart and heroic Amazon warrior guessed, she never expected Batman to ask him to help her become a human trafficker!

And Chen Tao quickly realized that Diana had misunderstood, so he quickly told her about Supergirl Kara.

"No, the government will never..." Diana subconsciously wanted to refuse, which was completely against the government, but soon she thought of some things she knew, and she couldn't help but get stuck in the middle of her words.

"But Steve and Waller will stop these things." Wonder Woman finally said hesitantly: "Maybe... right?"

She added an uncertain question word at the end.

Chen Tao read her subtext smoothly: What evidence do you have to prove that the government will use the new Kryptonian to experiment on Earth?

Fortunately, Chen Tao had made detailed preparations for this problem.

He successfully pulled out several intelligence reports about various human experiments conducted by the government.

At the earliest time, he had left nanorobots in Luthor's lair, and the things they collected came in handy in this situation.

"Moreover, the child named Kara who is about to get off the spacecraft is a relative of Superman."

Seeing Diana waver, Chen Tao immediately struck while the iron was hot: "Superman can take good care of him and guide him to use his abilities well. The government and habitual use of guns and attempts to arrest to restrain a Kryptonian, I personally think it is very dangerous."

Chen Tao finally added fuel to the fire.

"You should know how eager the government people are for quick success. If they cultivate a Kryptonian who is malicious to the entire planet, frankly, I don't know what to do."

Diana was finally persuaded: "Okay, when are we going to catch a female-female Superman?"

"Now."

She heard the other party say.

Alfred behind the monitor slapped himself on the head, and all his previous preparations were ruined.

"Alfred, where is my invisible plane?" Batman's question came from his headset. Alfred finally struggled: "There are too many people on the street, and there is no place to park. I can't push the invisible plane into the downtown area. Even if it keeps no sound when hovering, it is still too loud when it flies."

"Then why did you choose the place--"

Alfred knew that his reason didn't make sense, and he quickly said: "I have parked the plane at the corner of the street on your left. You and Miss Diana should leave that area on foot first!"

"Hey, Bruce, why are they walking hand in hand?"

Chen Tao heard Diana ask him this before he hung up the phone.

As soon as he stretched his head, he saw couples on the street.

"..."

"Well, they hold hands to show that they are a group, and..."

Before Chen Tao finished speaking, Wonder Woman grabbed his wrist: "Which direction is your Batplane? Did the person on the phone tell you that he had parked it at the corner of the street?"

"Yes, but..."

Then the next moment, Chen Tao was lifted up from the ground by the strong Amazon girl with one hand like a chicken, and was carried towards the corner of the street with a whoosh.

Oh, it's so hard to describe a female character

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