Chapter 125 Batman: Speedy Bullet (Woohoo, Please Read On)

Rudy Jones is running away.

Parasites are such weak creatures: once they can't absorb enough energy, they will immediately become weak.

That weird mud man is simply born to restrain him. He now understands that there is no living person in the whole town, all of them are transformed by this mud monster.

It's really fucking.

What kind of horror wax museum is this?

Rudy Jones landed on all fours, feeling that he was almost degenerated by hunger.

I really can't run anymore...

He turned his head and saw that there were dozens of weird giant mud monsters chasing him with crooked mouths and squinting eyes behind him: "Catch that monster!!"

You are the fucking monster!

Rudy Jones turned around and ran.

While running, he suddenly braked.

Wait!

What is that? How did I get here? It smells so good!

Rudy Jones looked up in a daze, and his eyes instantly crossed several kilometers. He saw a convoy moving in an orderly manner on a parallel road not far away, as if escorting something.

He immediately turned his head and ran towards it.

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Looking at General Zod who was invited back with a stinky face, Chen Tao sniffed him anxiously, but still nothing happened.

General Zod was terrified by his sniff: "What are you doing?"

Chen Tao once again put on a kind smile on his face: "Look, I'm just joking with you."

He forcibly helped the two staggering people up from the ground: "I really want to let you go."

General Zod looked at him suspiciously.

Chen Tao raised three fingers and swore: "If I lied to you, I will turn my parents into green plant zombies and let them jump on the laboratory table for dissection!"

Dozens of kilometers away, Poison Ivy finally pressed her two jumping parents on the dissection table after a lot of effort.

"And you can't dissect them. You have to wear a welding mask and use an electric drill!"

Poison Ivy put on a welding mask, took out an electric drill, and drilled into Martha's neck, making wood chips fly everywhere. She cursed: "Damn it, what's going on? The necks of these two zombies are getting harder and harder!"

"What do you want to do?"

Clark quietly leaned into Chen Tao's ear and asked: "To be honest, my super brain doesn't understand what's going on now."

"A way to make me stronger." Chen Tao told him: "Anyway, you listen to me first."

The two of them looked at each other for a while.

Finally, the farm boy scratched his head: "Okay. But don't waste too much time."

Chen Tao turned his head and said with great pain:

"Dear parents, understand? Oh, the orthodox Kryptonians should be genetic people synthesized by the code, and they don't have parents... parents are the closest people in the world. I am sincere and can't lie to you. I was just joking with you just now."

General Zod recalled Superman's attitude when he thought he had killed the old woman on Earth, and reluctantly believed it.

So, when General Zod was brought back by Clark Kent like a chicken for the second time, his face turned into a mixture of liver and green.

"Kal-El! You actually listened to this earthling like a servant and helped him tease your compatriots like this?!"

Superman nodded sincerely: "Yes, that's right."

Zod became even angrier.

Chen Tao immediately rushed up to explain.

A few minutes later, Zod was brought back for the third time.

He acted like a dull Down syndrome child. But such external characteristics immediately turned into rage after Chen Tao slapped him.

Continue.

The fourth time, Zod tried to escape by spitting kryptonite at Clark, but got a big apologetic slap.

The fifth time, Zod finally collapsed on the ground, took off his armor, and refused to run no matter what.

[Warning! Warning! Anchored items detected! ]

[Obtained: General Zod's armor]

[Introduction: The last ambitious general of Krypton came to Earth, but suffered an unprecedented huge defeat here.

After experiencing the enemy's inhumane torture, the arrogant general finally gave up resistance. He also gave up his determination to escape here. You may use it to summon Batman from a parallel universe. ]

[But, can the existence that is summoned because of the determination to give up something be something orthodox and correct? 】

【"I give up, I don't want to play anymore."】

【Crisis Energy Converted: 217】

【Crisis Energy Units You Now Hold: 325】

【Warning, Downloading Batman-Targetable Files.】

【Speedy Bullet Bat】

【Danger Level: B】

【Kal-El's ship landed in Gotham and became the Bruce Wayne of this world. Twenty years after his parents were killed in Crime Alley, he was told the truth about his origins and became Batman.

He defeated the Joker incarnated by Luthor, and because Batman represented darkness and fear in Gotham, he began to become Superman, representing hope and light in Metropolis. 】

Hiss...

Bruce Wayne in this universe is Superman during the day and Batman at night. Doesn't he need to sleep?

It seems that he really doesn't need it.

Chen Tao nodded in his heart. Good idea. He was still thinking about how to convince Superman to take over his job, and now even the standard operating procedures are posted to him.

[Do you want to consume 160 crisis energy synchronization immediately? ]

[Warning! Warning! The Batman in this parallel universe is too powerful, which will seriously damage Batman's morality and reduce Batman's sanity to the extreme! ]

[Warning warning, Batman's danger level detected is: F]

[With the current Batman level, it is not able to withstand the pollution of Batman with a B-level danger level! ]

[The mandatory protection strategy of the agreement is being activated: overcharge protection]

[Batman No. 52, the agreement will automatically protect your sanity from being damaged. At your current danger level, you can only synchronize with the "Speedy Bullet Bat" for ten minutes at most. 】

Chen Tao stood up straight.

"Superman, I remember you decided to exile Zod and the others to the Phantom Zone?"

"Yes." Clark said.

Chen Tao glanced at the soldiers around him.

"Then why don't you take them to the Fortress of Solitude and imprison them now? If they stay here, I don't know how much more trouble they will cause."

Clark said: "Then that monster..."

"It's Doomsday."

Chen Tao told him: "I will solve it."

Clark had guessed what Chen Tao would do, but he didn't know what he would do specifically.

Chen Tao slowly stretched out his hand.

He sighed.

"It's really exaggerated. Things like Doomsday..."

Silver-white particles rolled from the soles of his feet, dyeing the dark Batman cape blue.

"I hate this kind of unplanned thing the most."

Chen Tao walked out of the tent, his voice sounded dull and heavy: "Take the device that can exile the enemy into the Phantom Zone from the Fortress of Solitude. Maybe we can't kill Doomsday. Be prepared for the last and worst."

The silver-white particles staggered and stayed on his body, wrapped around his buttocks and chin, and smeared him into another state.

Soon, Batman, wearing a dark blue tights, replaced the original Black Bat and stood in the same place. The bat logo was still on his chest, but his mask completely covered his head, leaving only his eyes exposed.

Clark saw him floating up, using the same biological stance - this made the small town boy immediately shocked.

Well, the important reason for his shock was actually because the opponent's full-coverage mask was so unique that he accidentally used his perspective eyes to see through it, but found a face exactly like his own under the mask.

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This is actually true. Bruce Wayne in the Speedster Universe is actually the adopted Kal-El. How could his face be different?

But this caused great confusion to our poor Clark Kent.

"What are you still standing there for?"

Chen Tao asked him.

Clark was yelled at by himself a little, and he took off sullenly, carrying two Kryptonians on his left and right and flew away.

Chen Tao flew high in the sky and made a phone call.

He had never thought of fighting Doomsday alone. He planned to call Clayface to help him, and Lex Luthor couldn't be idle either, he had to...

But Clayface's words surprised him a little.

Parasite attacked the convoy escorting the female Kryptonian Fiora, sucked the other party dry, and now turned around to hunt Clayface.

Isn't this a treat for our lovely Parasite?

So Chen Tao immediately turned around and flew to the location of Clayface.

Of course, he also took out the Batcomic and called Lex Luthor.

How could Lex Luthor not help in this matter?

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Let's turn our attention to Lex Luthor.

His situation looked very bad.

The purple-haired Black had just blocked Brainiac's mental attack for Lex Luthor. He got rid of the huge computer and collapsed to the ground with foam at the mouth and blood.

Just when Luthor was complacent and thought he was the winner, he suddenly felt a headache and Brainiac's voice rang in his mind.

"Lex Luthor, do you really think you can get away with it?"

Luthor was shocked and covered his head fiercely.

"How did you get into my head... Brainiac?"

While acting surprised and saying this nonsense, he immediately rushed to the wall in two steps and pressed on the smooth wall.

As the wall flipped, another huge mechanical computer immediately appeared behind the wall.

Luther operated for a while, and dozens of dense mechanical tentacles were sucked onto his bald head.

But even though his series of actions were very fast, it still took more than 10 seconds due to his human body.

"Relax, relax, Lex, if I wanted to control you, I would have done it a long time ago, but I can't, you don't have to be so nervous."

Luther sneered at the other party's words.

His brain under his bald head kept thinking about what he had missed and how Brainiac did it.

"These are just some small propagation pheromone isotopic resonances. They can't let me control you or do anything to you, Lex. To be honest, I just want to talk to you."

Brainiac sat on the throne of his skeleton spaceship deep in the universe, with his fingers crossed and an interested expression on his face: "By the way, your human body language and facial expressions are very interesting. I have been imitating them recently."

"Just say it directly if you have anything to say."

Lex Luthor kept steadying Brainiac while operating the huge mechanical computer, trying to figure out how Brainiac implanted these in his brain.

He was already very careful, but he didn't expect to be tricked by the other party.

But he soon realized that Brainiac was not lying. This was not some kind of mind control or intracranial interference, but just a simple megaphone. The technology to achieve it might be very complicated, but the form of expression was as simple as connecting a cotton thread between two paper cups to amplify the sound communication.

He could cut off the communication at any time if he wanted.

So he gave up the seemingly ridiculous self-examination behavior, sat down, and a hidden chair immediately floated up on the ground for him to sit down: "What can I do for you, Brainiac?"

"I noticed that the man who calls himself Batman and the Kryptonian on your planet - you call him Superman, right?"

"What do you want to say?"

"I mean, it's hard for me to imagine how you can turn a blind eye to Superman's threat."

This sentence slightly touched Lex Luthor, but the other party was obviously not a fool, his face was gloomy:

"You are now the public enemy of the entire earth. The earth will never become a collection in your collection room, and so far, Superman can be a helper to the earthlings.

Such a low-level alienation strategy can be used even by kindergarten children, Brainiac, if you want to say this nonsense, you'd better stop here. Do you think I will listen to you and rush over to fight Superman like a fool, so that you can reap the benefits?"

But he didn't hang up the "phone". Reason is reason, and emotion is emotion. Brainiac knows very well what the other party is thinking.

"Essentially, whether you call him Superman or Grandma's Peach Tea, it is essentially an alien, not a human, just like me." Brainiac said: "I guess you have studied Superman thoroughly, right? As long as he receives sunlight, he can be charged, like a large battery." The green alien even imitated the tone of those Superman admirers who were amazed, deliberately irritating the bald man's nerves: "My God, have you ever seen him? His energy can be endless. And I can tell you very clearly that based on my years of dissection of Kryptonians, their IQ is not low, at least far beyond that of Earthlings. After discovering Superman on Earth, I also experimented with Kryptonian cells, and the lifespan of Kryptonians on Earth is almost infinite-"As long as he is not stupid enough to let Doomsday stab him in the heart, or eat kryptonite, he will definitely live a long time, at least surpassing all human leaders. ”

Brainiac concluded:

“So, as long as he stays on Earth long enough, he will inevitably crush others bit by bit in terms of intelligence, energy, experience, life span, and morality, and completely overwhelm all the people on Earth by means of dimensionality reduction.

And please note that such an overwhelm is not a point, not a year, but forever, not to mention his fist that can tie everything. He is not an overreaching false god, this is really his essence. ”

“Then the question is, what is the difference between Superman and me? ”

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