Chapter 735: Buzzing Head (Part 1)
"What??? Venom!! You just played with shit??!" Stark shouted in shock, "You damn dirty sludge! Get out of my head!!!"
"I..." Venom choked and said, "I didn't! Even if I did, it was a long time ago!... He's coming, run!!"
Looking at the angry Thanos rushing over, Venom quickly covered Stark's mecha and took him away.
"Run over there! Can't go to the solar system!" Stark shouted again, Venom hurriedly turned around, but this shortened the distance between him and Thanos, and Venom had to increase his speed quickly to prevent him from catching up.
Thanos now has no infinite gloves, and even no subordinates and troops, but in terms of individual strength, he is stronger than Iron Man, after all, his racial advantage is too great.
In addition, Stark is not wearing a battle suit now. He only wears a set of mechas used for ordinary scientific research. Most of the functions are not for combat services, and he is definitely not able to beat Thanos, who is the Eternal Titan.
If he directly replaced the magic energy and upgraded to Iron Devil, it would feel a bit wasteful. After all, Stark had seen all kinds of big scenes and was not scared by Thanos.
Stark led Thanos to fly directly to the place where Hulk was having fun, where Professor X, Schiller and Strange were. Together, they were enough to deal with this purple-skinned giant.
As Stark ran, Venom muttered in his mind with some confusion: "Dark Quadrant? This name sounds familiar, as if someone has told me... but I don't remember throwing shit there?!"
"Shut up! You are a piece of mud that only causes trouble everywhere!" Stark said unhappily: "Your enemies are all over the universe, don't you reflect on yourself?"
"What do I have to reflect on? Even if I really threw shit at his door, it must be his fault!" Venom said righteously: "If he doesn't come to provoke me, why should I throw shit at his door?"
Stark didn't want to talk to him about this in vain, he just Asked: "How did you throw shit at his door? Where did you get it from... I mean, don't you feel disgusted?"
"I said! I forgot!" Venom emphasized again: "I only remember that I went to the starport of the dwarves in the Andromeda Galaxy to throw shit, the Dark Quadrant? I have no impression at all... My memory shouldn't be so bad???"
"Forget it, this time I'll help you get rid of the trouble, you'd better remember it, damn mud!"
"Thank you, scumbag!"
At this time, in Thanos' hometown, which is near the Dark Quadrant, several sneaky figures are staying on the surface of a planet, looking at the situation in the Dark Quadrant from a distance.
One of the dark figures said, "What's going on? After a few days, they didn't react. Is it because we didn't use enough?"
"According to the gene catalog of the symbiote, Thanos is a monarch with a bad temper. He is very harsh on his subjects and often executes them for no reason. Therefore, he has a bad reputation among the symbiote community. We humiliated him so much, he should explode now, right?"
As the light of the star gradually shone on this desolate planet, several symbiotes appeared on the surface of the planet.
In addition to the most common blue Blue Spirit, green Green Thorn and yellow Thunder, there is also a special black figure.
This figure looks almost exactly like Venom, with a large body and very strong, with white spider patterns on his chest, a big mouth, sticking out his tongue, drooling, but when he opened his mouth, a female voice came out:
"We have to be patient..."
This is Loki's voice. Soon, another female voice came from Venom's mouth. It was the voice of the symbiote Phantom. She said: "We have to find out where Thanos is first, otherwise if he catches us, we will definitely not have a good ending."
Lan Ling covered his forehead, sighed and said: "I really shouldn't have agreed to your ridiculous plan, Loki. Pretending to be Venom and throwing shit at someone else's door is really the most outrageous thing I have ever done!"
Accompanying Lan Ling's words, the symbiotes remembered what happened to them a few days ago.
Since this single universe has been reset, everything that happened after Silk contacted Peter to go to the multiverse has been reset back to this point in time, and everything that happened afterwards has been changed.
Since Venom used the bat totem to steal electricity before this time point, it was not reset, and the symbiotes still got the energy of the Wheel family.
However, Gnar escaped after this time point, and due to the change of the timeline, Gnar did not escape now, and still stayed in the prison on Klyntar.
The symbiotes who returned to Klyntar with energy used this energy to reinforce the prison again, and Schiller, who did not want to get stuck, provided Gnar with more energy, so Gnar had no chance to escape.
After dealing with all this, the space agent symbiotes planned to drive the spaceship and continue their journey in the universe, but at this time, a strange person found them.
The symbiotes certainly knew Loki, but they didn't have a good impression of her. After all, Loki was an evil god, and was known as the god of fraud. Some time ago, she was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations.
And Loki came to them because of this.
I believe some people still remember that Loki had already deceived Thanos, but unexpectedly, Thanos had a strong awareness of anti-fraud, and Loki failed. After that, she repeatedly came to Thanos, but Thanos just didn't take the bait.
This is really a difficult customer for Loki, but when she was taking a hot spring bath in the World Tree, Schiller's words gave her a lot of inspiration.
Since repeated negotiations have no effect, maybe a little trick can be used to lift Thanos's roof, maybe he will be willing to negotiate.
But the problem is that Loki was blacklisted by many interstellar civilizations before, and the domain was not allowed to enter, and the portal could not be used. It was too troublesome to travel between various galaxies.
Moreover, although Loki was not afraid to use some not-so-glorious means, the means she was going to use next were a little too disgraceful, which could easily affect Asgard's interstellar reputation, so she needed to put on a coat and do some disguise.
So, she came to Klyntar and asked for help from the symbiote.
As we all know, the symbiote's camouflage ability is first-class. They can not only disguise their appearance, but also make the host's body structure exactly the same as that of other races, so that even security inspection equipment cannot detect it.
After using the energy obtained to strengthen Nar's prison, the symbiotes realized that energy is really a very useful thing, and they should store more. At this time, Loki came to the door. As we all know, Asgard is very rich.
As the leader, Lan Ling was a little tempted, but he was not willing to help a liar, but in the end, under Loki's persuasion, the symbiotes agreed to help him disguise.
The symbiote that parasitizes Loki is a phantom demon, but Loki is just like any difficult party A in this world. It is their basic attribute to push for more.
After freely traveling through the interstellar space with the help of the disguise of the symbiote, Loki would of course want to start looking for a way to lift the roof of Thanos.
The first step he made was to throw shit.
Although Loki is very hypocritical and has mysophobia, it is precisely because of this that she knows that Thanos is very similar to her in some aspects. She can tolerate temporary humiliation for the sake of interests, but she will never let others shit on his head.
Loki's first step is to stimulate Thanos and make him completely lose his mind before he can proceed to the next step.
Loki told the symbiote about this plan, and the cosmic agents certainly could not agree. They felt that this was not only unjust, but also very disgusting.
But at this time, Loki proposed another method, that is, although this matter is disgusting, we can blame others.
This other person is Venom.
The entire interstellar society knows that Venom and his former host had such bad deeds. Deadpool once took Venom to the starport of the Andromeda Galaxy dwarves to throw shit.
The location of the Andromeda Galaxy is very good, and as the starport of the dwarves, which was once the largest race here, there is a large flow of people. All races have passed through here. They will never forget the stench that permeated the entire starport in those few months.
To be honest, if Deadpool does this again one day, they will not be surprised at all.
Loki proposed this plan, and other cosmic agents still opposed it, but she gave too much.
In the end, the phantom reluctantly disguised herself as Venom. She changed the color of her symbiote factor and imitated his iconic fangs and long tongue, especially the spider pattern on his chest, which is the symbol of Venom. Loki also asked the phantom to enlarge this symbol so that people in the dark quadrant can recognize it as Venom at a glance.
The last question is where to get shit.
The gods of Asgard don't need to go to the toilet. They have already left the low-level digestion and excretion cycle, and the symbiotes don't need to excrete either.
However, the symbiote factor is a very magical thing. It can synthesize chemical substances in the universe, that is, they can create shit out of thin air.
Facts have proved that the bottom line cannot be shaken, otherwise they will retreat again and again. After pretending to be Venom, the symbiotes felt that their sunk costs were too high. If they gave up now, it would be equivalent to being severely injured physically and mentally, and not getting paid.
So, they reluctantly agreed to Loki's request to let them make shit.
What's even more aggressive is that Loki asked them to concentrate the feces into a chemical that can emit an extremely foul smell and is almost completely impossible to clean. After the symbiotes made this thing, they themselves were disgusted and wanted to vomit.
Loki took these terrible chemical feces, pretending to be Venom, broke into the Dark Quadrant, and then poured all the feces into the palace where Thanos often stayed.
Unlike normal excrement, since it is directly synthesized feces, the amount of feces is astonishing. The whole scene can be said to be full of feces and the walls are covered with feces.
Thanos was almost pissed off, but later, he found that this smelly chemical was not only disgusting, but also very difficult to clean. It took him more than ten days to finally clean the palace, and then Death called.
It is not unreasonable that Thanos was so angry that he rushed to the solar system alone. Until now, he is still angry.
It must be said that Loki's frame-up was very successful. Thanos felt that it must have been done by Deadpool, because Deadpool had a grudge against him, and he was used to using such dirty and disgusting methods. Of course, the symbiote Venom must be an accomplice.
Therefore, after seeing Venom near the solar system, he chased after it without thinking.
Venom flew Stark very fast, but Thanos was faster. Just as the distance between the two was getting closer, Stark finally flew to the destination and shouted, "Get out of the way! There are enemies!"
With a "whoosh", the people present disappeared. Sturridge opened a portal and disappeared with Professor X. Schiller turned into gray mist and hid behind the planet. Before leaving, he pulled Stark.
When Thanos arrived at this galaxy, he found that the ground was full of celestial debris and it was a mess.
When he heard some movement behind him, he turned around and saw the Hulk's sandbag-sized fist in his sight.
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