The Days of Being a Spiritual Mentor in Meiman

Chapter 2185: Battle of Two Cities! (Twenty-Seven)

The Joker just wanted to say, I didn't even yell, why did you yell? Can you open your eyes and see who is more weirdly dressed? !

Deadpool jumped down from the second floor as if he had seen a ghost, and ran forward in a panic.

There was a smoke bomb area in front.

Deadpool might be the only person in New York who knew how powerful the Joker was, and he could even pinpoint which universe the two Jokers were from.

Let's not talk about which universe the long curly-haired clown who tripped him in front was from, anyway, he wouldn't be too strong, the one he just saw on the balcony was definitely a super lunatic from the New 52!!!

This guy first killed the Bat Family, then controlled the Justice League, and finally almost destroyed the universe. If he didn't run, he would really become a dead man!

Deadpool, who burst out with a fierce desire to survive, didn't care what was in front of him at all, and rushed over with full speed.

After all, he was a genetically modified person, and his strength was still not small when he burst out with all his strength.

Bang!!! ! ! !

Bruce, who was groping in the thick fog, was knocked out directly, and the Joker he had been chasing happened to be opposite him. The two of them were like billiard balls, one hitting the other and all flying out.

After all, Bruce had obtained Spider-Man's physical strength, and Deadpool also hit a hard plate this time, and was dizzy. The three fell to the side of the road like Diedeluo.

A helicopter flew over from behind the building across the street, and a red-haired female agent jumped down from the low-flying helicopter heroically. Without even looking at anyone else, she walked over and picked Bruce up.

Bruce was still a little dizzy. After standing firm, he shook his head and looked at Natasha opposite and said, "Thank you, oh, no! Wait!! Don't get close to me!!!"

Bruce hurriedly stepped back a few steps as if he had seen a ghost, and the Joker could hardly believe his eyes.

He could fully understand that this Bruce was younger, and perhaps he had not completely become Batman, at least not the omnipotent Batman in his middle age.

The Joker has not been around for long, and he may not understand the relationship between the Joker and Batman at all. He is just a crappy car thief.

Their confrontation today is just because someone disturbed them, or they are unlucky, so they seem a little stupid. After rational thinking, the Joker can completely understand and accept it.

But he really can't understand why Bruce Wayne hides from women.

This is not scientific at all. Bruce Wayne's appearance is destined to make him impossible to be a pure boy. Even if he doesn't take the initiative to flirt with girls, even if he is not one of the richest people in the world, this face alone will not give him a chance to be pure.

According to the Joker's understanding of Batman, Batman is not greedy for beauty, but he does not refuse to enjoy beauty. He knows that he has beauty and is good at using it.

The female agent in front of him is an important figure in a certain agent organization. If Batman doesn't use all his charm to fascinate her, why are you running? !

The Joker really wanted to rush down and slap Batman to see if he could get the water out of his brain. If you had flirted with the beauty in front of you earlier, why would you have chased the Joker so hard?

If you say you don't want to expose your appearance and identity, then you should put on your uniform and mask. Since Bruce Wayne's face and identity have been exposed, why don't you use Wayne's advantages!

The Joker suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't fully understand every Batman, and then he found that his Batman was still the best.

It's not that the Joker really likes Batman to beat him. He likes the frustration of Batman being unable to do anything except beat him when he beats him. In fact, he likes that he can fully understand Batman's emotions.

Although that seems to be non-existent to many people, it is too weak, and even if you experience it personally, you can't understand it, but all of Batman's emotions are revealed in front of the Joker. He is born to understand everything about the Dark Knight.

It's like a test in a class, and only you get the answer. How many people can control themselves from feeling secretly happy when others are scratching their heads to think about the answer, while you write quickly?

But if there is no answer for a test, things become a little difficult. The Joker's knowledge of psychology and behavior is still there, but the dilemma he faces is IQ isolation.

In short, a person will take things that are easy for him to understand too easily, and thus cannot understand the dilemma of those who don't understand it.

The Joker in the New 52 is extremely talented. It can be said that even if he is not crazy, he is a peerless genius who can be compared with Batman. Therefore, he really can't figure out how the Batman of Earth 1, whose IQ is several levels lower than his, got to be like this.

It's not that you are asking you to chase Darkseid in Apokolips, but just chasing a stupid clown on an ordinary street in a city. How unlucky do you have to be to fail?

But the Joker soon discovered that it had nothing to do with luck. This Batman and this Joker got to where they are today entirely by strength.

The Joker on the ground got up.

The first thing the Joker did after getting up was to hijack Natasha.

This time, not only the Joker was stunned, but also Bruce, Natasha, Hawkeye on the helicopter, and Captain America who was fighting with Deathstroke next to him were all stunned.

The Joker swore that the female agent looked flustered, and her expression of squeezing out tears lasted for three full seconds, and even a fake three-year-old child could see it.

Bruce didn't see it, and he immediately got anxious.

The Joker really didn't understand. If you are afraid of her, there must be a reason to be afraid of her, probably because she is too strong or too vicious, but you know that she is strong and vicious, so why do you think she will really feel panic because of being hijacked?

When Bruce shouted at the Joker to let Natasha go, the clown on the balcony was so angry that he laughed.

As a result, he found that the panic expression on Natasha's face turned out to be true. The Joker frowned and looked carefully, and he found that this clown with long curly hair was surprisingly powerful.

The Joker had long seen that Natasha was not an ordinary person, at least a genetically modified super agent, because her way of exerting force was completely different from that of ordinary people, and she was powerful and experienced.

He had just seen Natasha struggle a little, probably for acting, but even with such a struggle, the arm that was holding her did not move at all.

This was interesting, the Joker raised his eyebrows and thought, a clown with infinite strength but stupidity was really strange.

But what was even more strange was that later, facing the hostages, Bruce did not choose to negotiate, he went up and punched.

What was even more amazing was that the Joker and Natasha, who was held hostage by the Joker, all flew out, and the Joker on the balcony opened his eyes wide.

He had discovered before that the physical fitness of this Batman should be stronger than the one he knew, but he didn't expect it to be so much stronger. Bruce didn't seem to be exerting any strength at all, and the two people on the opposite side must have weighed more than 300 pounds together.

Captain America rushed forward to catch Natasha who was flying out. The Joker got up from the ground and turned around to run. In just a short while, the gunshot wound on his leg could no longer be seen.

The Joker knew his body very well, but he knew very well that he did not have such self-healing ability, especially penetrating wounds like gunshot wounds, which would take at least a few days to heal.

If he had this self-healing ability, Batman could still beat him. The bones were just broken by his front foot, and the person was not taken to Arkham, but they were all healed.

In addition to the self-healing ability, this Joker ran very fast. His two legs were almost as fast as the car, but Bruce who was chasing him was not an ordinary person. He ran a little faster than the Joker.

Just when the Joker thought that today's farce was about to end with the chase between these two reckless men who only grew muscles but not brains, there was a "bang", and a manhole cover at the end of the street flew up, and the Joker ran away.

Bruce almost fell down with a sudden brake, but a very burly weirdo with crocodile-like spots all over his body jumped out from the bottom of the sewer.

"Who the hell connected the septic tank line here?!!"

Everyone was confused, only Deathstroke turned to look at Deadpool, he looked at Deadpool and asked: "... Is this how you forced Kingpin out?!"

Bruce's spider sense was blaring.

"Run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Accompanied by a roar, everyone turned around and ran, the Joker was only one step late, so he first saw what shit was higher than the sky and shit was all over the Jinshan.

The ground next to the small sewer opening was completely cracked, and a huge fountain rushed straight into the sky, and the long-haired Joker was also washed out by the fountain.

The Joker now missed his Batman so much that he wanted to cry. Why! He was here! Hiding shit? ! !

Fortunately, the Joker was on the balcony on the second floor. He climbed up to the roof of the third floor as quickly as possible and jumped between the roofs to avoid the disaster. As a result, Bruce also jumped up and shouted, "Don't run, I will catch you."

"Can you open your eyes and look!!!" The Joker ran and roared to the back, "Am I your Joker?!!!"

Just as Bruce was about to continue shouting, the Joker saw a Batfighter staggering towards this side. Now he saw his own Batman's Robin as if he saw a relative.

Forget about the genocide first, get me away from this Batman quickly. If I stay with him for one more second, my unwavering love for Batman will be shaken!

Robin on the plane seemed to see the Joker's embarrassment. A ladder was thrown down, and the Joker grabbed it. The Batfighter took the Joker and disappeared into the sky of the new city.

With a bang, the Joker fell in the hangar. Red Robin jumped down from the driver's seat first and walked to the Joker with some curiosity to see if he was still alive.

The clown lying on the ground did a somersault, startling both Red Robin and Red Hood, who both took a few steps back.

The clown fell down again.

He lay on the ground, one side of his face pressed against the floor, his fists clenched slowly, and after a while he propped up his upper body and sat up. After standing up, he propped one hand on the wing of the Batfighter and covered his face with the other hand.

Just when the Robins thought they were going to see that crazy smile again, they heard the Joker sigh in a deeper tone than ever before, almost gritting his teeth.

"Go, go call Batman and ask him to come back... immediately! Right now!!!"

Red Robin blinked in confusion. He was about to say something when the phone hanging on his waist rang.

He pressed the answer button and heard the roar of the Penguin from the other side.

"Call Batman!!! Ask him to come back!! Right now!! Right now!!!!"

Batman, look at them!

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