Chapter 1986 U Transcendence Event (Part 77)

Chapter 1960 U Beyond Event (Part 77)

Lord Superman is a little confused now.

Because Bruce is angry.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that Batman will not be angry, but Batman’s way of conveying emotions is very strange. Usually no one can feel whether he is angry or happy, because he always has a stern face.

But Bruce’s emotions are very obvious. He threw away the things in his hand, turned around and walked back to the city without saying a word to Lord Superman who was chasing him.

Until he saw Wonder Woman, he shouted: "I’ve had enough! Why can’t you leave him here, but run to me and keep staring at me, he scared away all my fish!"

"I just want to see if you are in danger..."

"You know you don’t care about me at all." Bruce turned back and stared at Lord Superman’s face angrily and said: "Are you disappointed that you didn’t see the fish committing crimes in the lake? Or do you actually want to see people committing crimes, such as me."

"I didn’t..."

"You know best whether you have! Since the two of us met in the screening room, you have Your true thoughts have been exposed. You think I am an uneducated bastard, right? "

Bruce walked up to the Lord Superman, stared straight into his eyes that had begun to flash red and said: "I know you killed all the criminals on the earth, Clark, so you'd better kill me quickly, otherwise I will definitely kill something to show you, otherwise how can I show how foresighted you are? ! "

"And I'm just worried that even if I'm put in prison, someone will still fly to my window and ask me which style of pacifier I should choose today!"

The Lord Superman was scolded again.

Wonder Woman came up to try to mediate the fight, but Bruce suddenly turned back and looked at her and said, "Don't act like a peacemaker. You've been wavering like this for a long time, right? Don't you think you don't need to be responsible for anyone's bad relationship?"

"Do you think your smooth way of dealing with things that doesn't offend anyone is a treasure worth passing down, and it's better to become as old as you?"

"If you're even stupid enough to not find the basin of water you can use when the fire starts, then shut up. No one wants to know every detail of your amazing idea of ​​using wood to put out the fire!"

With a bang, Bruce slammed the door and went out.

Wonder Woman and Lord Superman looked at each other.

Lord Superman was so angry at Bruce that his chest rose and fell, and he couldn't even control the cold air coming out of his mouth and nose. Wonder Woman was also very angry. She hadn't been so angry for many years.

And both of them realized a problem, and it was a very serious problem they were facing now.

They always say that Batman's way of expression is too strange and no one can understand it. They always say that the main reason why they can't even quarrel is Batman's too restrained emotions.

So the question is, if Batman's emotions are not restrained, they can quarrel with each other, can they really win the quarrel?

Batman is a genius in every aspect. His thinking speed, logical rigor and language organization are all top-notch. If he uses this talent in quarreling, can anyone really quarrel with him?

And if he uses his talent in cursing, can anyone really curse him?

Now it seems that there is no one.

Batman cursing on the street sounds like a very incredible thing, but if you think about it carefully, it is actually quite terrifying.

The smartest person in the world, who has the most knowledge and technology, the most meticulous thinking, and the most insightful person in the world, starts to curse indiscriminately on the street, how many people will not be broken?

Anyway, Lord Superman and Wonder Woman are a little broken.

But this cannot be blamed on them. They have become accustomed to Batman's extremely restrained emotions and difficult-to-understand communication style. The most basic emotional defense that ordinary people should have has also degenerated in the pure rational communication over the years.

In short, the people they have met, the things they have participated in, and the friends they have made in recent years are basically good people, and most of them can stick to the facts.

Even if they have different opinions, after rational communication has confirmed this point, they will basically choose to forgive each other, or at least reserve their opinions. Even if they want to point out the other party's mistakes, they will present facts and reason.

But Bruce is completely emotional output. He did not explain anything, deny anything, or prove anything. It was just a very simple and extremely straightforward personal attack.

Humans are emotional animals and can feel the emotions of their own kind. Although Wonder Woman and Superman are not humans in the narrow sense, they are also intelligent creatures with humanity, and they will also be infected by emotions.

Being praised makes you happy, being scolded makes you angry, these are inevitable emotional fluctuations, and if the other party scolds you, you feel that you have done nothing wrong, that the other party is being unreasonable, but you don't say anything back or don't win, then at 2 a.m. you will be pounding your pillow with your eyes wide open, looking up to the sky and sighing, "Why can't I win the argument?"

Lord Superman and Wonder Woman are in this state now.

They didn't care to repair the car or participate in the game, and went back to their rooms to sulk.

As for why they didn't go to Bruce, the key was that, first, Bruce was too young, and they were too embarrassed to argue with Bruce in front of each other, and second, they couldn't scold Bruce alone, you can't kill him, right?

As it was getting dark, there was a knock on the door of Lord Superman's room, and he opened the door and saw that it was Bruce.

Lord Superman snorted coldly, he thought Bruce was here to apologize, but Bruce knocked hard on the door frame and said, "I'm hungry, where's the deer you hunted?"

Lord Superman took a step to the side, letting Bruce's face be illuminated by the light in the room, trying to find a trace of remaining anger and shame on his face, but he found nothing.

Bruce came to beg for food as if nothing had happened.

Superman took a deep breath and said, "Don't you want me to look at you?"

"But you scared my fish away before."

"You said you didn't want to fish anymore."

"You're annoying me, so I'm not fishing anymore!"

"So it's my fault?"

"What else?"

Superman began to breathe out cold air again.

"You want to say you're busy, but you actually have nothing to do." Bruce leaned on the door frame with one hand and said with a smile, "Because the Batman you know only gave you instructions to repair the car, and you don't know what to do other than that."

"Don't look at me like that, you're not the cow behind the red cloth." Bruce scratched his ears with his fingers, and then said, "Or maybe you're actually thinking about how to refute what I said, and I can only tell you not to waste your energy."

"Of course you're also thinking about how to shut me up." Bruce looked into Superman's eyes and said, "But the fact is that this is impossible, because I'm not taking medicine, and you can't argue with a mental patient."

Superman was so angry that he laughed.

"Do you know how I deal with those crazy people in Gotham?" Lord Superman narrowed his eyes and said, "I removed their frontal lobes. This is the best way to deal with mental patients."

"I'm afraid my psychology professor will not agree."

"But he's not here now."

"Yes, that's why I don't take medicine."

"Do you think this is your amulet?"

"But you dare not do anything, because you really need a Batman. If you hurt me, you will lose two Batmen at the same time, me and the one you are familiar with."

"What do you want to do!"

"Help me get some food, I'm hungry."

Ten minutes later, Lord Superman threw the deer on his shoulder to the bonfire set up by Bruce. After standing there in silence for a while, he still used heat rays to help Bruce roast the deer.

"I thought you were just a little rebellious, but you're really a lunatic." Lord Superman pursed his lips and said, "And you have a bad character and no shame."

"Your swearing skills are as bad as your hunting skills." Bruce said as he pulled out the deer leg, "And I didn't even use 50% of my skills. You don't want to know how crazy I am."

Lord Superman sat down next to the venison and said, "For example?"

"For example, the last barbecue I had was with the clown."

Lord Superman widened his eyes.

Bruce took a big bite of the roasted venison, but spit it out again, because there was no salt at all, it was very unpalatable. He said with some disdain: "Barbecue is much more delicious than this."

"So in that universe, you and the Joker are friends?"

"To be precise, he is my creditor." Bruce tore off a small piece of meat, put it in his mouth and chewed it reluctantly and said: "I owe him some money, and I haven't paid it back yet."

"You should take medicine, you have started to talk nonsense."

"I think we can go to a game later." Bruce looked up at the sky and said: "This will help us understand each other."

Lord Superman opened his mouth. He didn't think it would be a good thing to understand each other with this Batman.

Mainly because he finally repented. Batman's mouth is not necessarily a good thing, because he may speak, but he may not speak well. He may speak human words, but he may not speak nice words.

And the lethality of Batman's bad words is terrifying.

Lord Superman suddenly recalled that sometimes their plans went wrong and the responsibility lay with people other than Batman. Batman usually remained silent and occasionally came up with feasible improvement plans to boost morale.

If it were this crazy bat, no one in the Justice League would be able to walk out of this door with a smile, and they would go home and cry for at least three days.

The plan to find Batman to understand Batman seemed to have failed completely, but Lord Superman obviously couldn't just propose to terminate the plan. Wouldn't that make him look like he was afraid of him?

Isn't he just a slightly crazy Batman?

Not to mention that he wasn't a real criminal, even those truly brutal criminals, he had seen a lot of them, could he still be afraid of him?

Superman thought about this and stood up, gently brushed off the deerskin crumbs on his hands, and said, "After you finish eating, we will go to participate in the game, but which category do you want to participate in?"

And Bruce's answer was beyond Superman's expectations.

"Unity, let's go to participate in the unity game."