Chapter 915 The Quibbler and the Journey
?Often publish some grandstanding jokes, no one will take it seriously.
Still, it's a good read as a joke or to pass the time, and Mr. Lovegood has a lot of very peculiar points of view.
Ivan continued to look backwards, and after the article by Fudge the Goblin Slayer, there was a report on the vampire Kelexis.
He is now a wanted criminal by the Ministry of Magic, but some wizards don't think so, and don't even recognize the existence of Keressis at all.
They believed that there was no such person, and everything was a conspiracy by the Ministry of Magic and Fudge. They blamed the attack on the Quidditch World Cup final on the unwarranted vampire, and the real murderer was the notorious Death Eater Pettigrew Peter.
Ai Wen stared at the name for three seconds before making sure he read it correctly.
They linked this incident with the attack on Harry by a dementor some time ago, and believed that Azkaban was out of control, and many death eaters and dark wizards in custody had escaped from prison, but the Ministry of Magic refused to admit this. everything.
Lady Doris Purkiss, of 18 Thorny Leaf Road, Little Norton, testified affirmatively that she had seen Peter having dinner not long ago with Stumpy Boardman, the frontman of the pop singing group The Goblins , withdrew from public life about fifteen years ago after being hit in the ear by a turnip at a concert in the Little Norton church hall.
As for why Peter had dinner with Boardman, it was because he was a loyal supporter of the naughty leprechaun.
This singing group was very famous twenty years ago, when many Hogwarts students supported them.
Mr. Lovegood also provided a list of audience members who watched the concert of the Naughty Goblin Band in the magazine. Ivan took a look and found that he had included all the Death Eaters that he and Harry had accused some time ago.
Well, for the first time he knew that the Death Eaters were all supporters of a singing band.
That's not all, in a later article it is accused that the Tuthill Tornadoes won this year's Quidditch Club Federation Cup by means of coercion, illegal manipulation of broomsticks, torture of opponents and so on.
The whole process is described in great detail, as if it really happened.
Judging from this article alone, these Quidditch players seem to be more cruel and evil than Death Eaters.
Mr. Lovegood probably noticed this, and he thought there were dark wizards or Death Eaters helping the Tuthill Tornadoes train.
In addition, there is a wizard who claims that he flew to the moon on a sweeping six-star, and brought back a bag of frogs on the moon as evidence. He is going to donate these frogs to let everyone know about the frogs on the moon what is the difference.
The last article dealt with ancient runes, which Mr. Lovegood believed contained records of some ancient extinct creature.
Regarding these magic words, Aiwen can be sure that he doesn't know a single word.
He hasn't read it for a long time, and the above content is still so interesting...
On the other side, Hermione was telling Harry, Neville, and Ginny what had just happened in the prefect's carriage.
Ron, on the other hand, munched on a chocolate frog, fell heavily on the back of the chair, and closed his eyes, as if he had been exhausted from the morning.
"Manfred Gleeson, the seventh-year prefect of Slytherin College, the tall and strong one, was dissatisfied with Ivan's becoming the chairman of the Boys Student Union, and proposed a duel to Ivan. "Hermione said, and gestured with her hand, "Ivan defeated him with only one move. It was the bat spirit spell, and many furry bats appeared on his face."
"You should really look at that picture, those mobs sticking out their tongues and licking and licking." Ron added, eyes still closed, "Gleeson's face is wet with saliva, It's very exciting to watch..."
Because it contains anesthetic ingredients, the bat's tongue will make people feel very comfortable to lick.
"Aiwen, did you really use the bat spirit spell?" Ginny said excitedly, this is her improved spell.
"Yeah, that spell is amazingly powerful and can play a controlling role." Ivan said, "I may not use it as well as you."
"By the way, are you going to deprive Gleason of his prefect status?" Hermione asked, "Isn't it too reckless to do so?"
"Let's wait and see, you can give him a period of time to see his performance..." Ivan said, and began to eat his share of pie.
Slytherin students basically look like that, and there is no essential difference if another person comes up.
As long as Gleason can do his own job obediently, there is no need for Ivan to be so decisive.
With the ethos of Slytherin, as long as they show absolute strength and appropriate interests, those people will automatically attach themselves.
Rights and power are what they value most, while bloodline and dignity are secondary.
"As far as I'm concerned, after seeing that bat spirit spell, no one should object to you." Ron said, opening his eyes, "Look at Malfoy's expression at that time, he must be scared, I've already Have you ever been this happy!"
"Oh, so Malfoy became a prefect too?" Harry asked, the last thing he wanted to happen.
"Yeah, and Pansy Parkinson," said Hermione, "that cow with a dumber head than a troll with a concussion."
She introduced the new fifth-year prefects, and Ron looked at his watch.
"We should be out in the aisles. If anyone is doing something bad, we can punish them. I want to catch Crabbe and Goyle right away."
"You shouldn't be abusing your position, Ron!" said Hermione sternly.
"Yeah, that's right, because Malfoy will never abuse his power." Ron said sarcastically, "Thank God, because of Ivan, he doesn't dare to come here to provoke us now, but he will definitely bully others Human."
"So you're going to lower yourself to his level?"
"No, I just want to make sure that before he bullies other people, he will show them some seriousness. I thought about it. I'm going to punish Goyle for writing sentences. It will kill him. He hates writing." Ron said happily.
He lowered his voice, imitating Goyle's hoarse voice, wrinkled his face into a ball, seemed to be concentrating in pain, pretended to write in the air, and made everyone laugh, especially Luna. Very powerful.
At this moment, the door of the box room was opened, and it was Colin and his younger brother Dennis.
Colin is Aiwen's good friend. He hasn't seen Aiwen for a long time, but he has been insisting on writing to him.
Ivan even thought about inviting them to be guests at No. 12 Grimmauld Place during the summer vacation, but Mrs. Weasley and others disapproved of this.
As the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, the less people know about it, the better.