Chapter 13 - The Real Power of Bullshit
(This chapter remembers Yue Bing in YuM, a boy who is more likely to be bullied than the protagonist. Yue Bing, you are too naive. It is difficult for you to survive in this world full of cheats...)
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[My name is Li Zheng, a ghost who traveled to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh. I used to have a lot of experience of being bullied. The bullies I experienced were all like this]:
Feng Jingxuan: "During the preparation phase, the 'Yellow Spring Frog' in my graveyard is Special Summoned in Defense Position!"
Li Zheng was shocked: "Wait! Yellow Spring Frog cannot be Special Summoned when you have a card in your backfield! You clearly have my 'Magic Sweet Queen·Crown Tiramisu' in your backfield that was sucked away by your 'Double Sigma Sun'!"
Feng Jingxuan smiled slightly and said: "No, Li Zheng, you are wrong! The effect of Yellow Spring Frog is: this card exists in the graveyard during your preparation process, and And if there are no magic or trap cards on your field, this card can be special summoned on your field. But your Tiramisu Senior is not a magic or trap card! So Huangquan Frog can be special summoned! "
Li Zheng looked at Feng Jingxuan and the board game club members around him with a blank face: "Is... that so?"
Feng Jingxuan & the board game club members: "Yes, yes!"
Li Zheng silently opened the trap card: "In that case... I activate 'Despicable Falling', which can only be activated when the opponent special summons a monster in defense position. Those defense position monsters are excluded."
Feng Jingxuan was stunned: "... You, how can there be such a thing in your sweet deck!"
Li Zheng: "I don't have so much money to buy a whole sweet deck, so the empty card slot can only add some counter cards. This is because I thought you would stack ** Rock Iron this time..."
Feng Jingxuan burst into tears.
[And this]:
Feng Jingxuan: "I use the level 5 'Junk Soldier', level 2 'Technology Swap Dragonfly' and level 5 'Quick Attack Synchro' on the field to Synchro Summon the level 12 'Sky Dragon'!"
Li Zheng was shocked: "Wait! Doesn't Sky Dragon need to be synchronized with two or more Synchro Monsters?! Quick Attack Synchro can't be used to synchronize Sky Dragon!"
Feng Jingxuan smiled calmly: "No, Li Zheng, you are wrong. According to the rules of Yu-Gi-Oh, when the rules and the description of the effect monster conflict, the effect monster description takes priority, right?"
Li Zheng said hesitantly: "That's right."
Feng Jingxuan said confidently: "That's right, Li Zheng. You see, the effect of 'Quick Attack Synchro' is to replace a 'Synchro' monster, right? So he can special recruit those monsters that were originally recruited by 'Synchro', right? You haven't watched the animation so you don't know that every time 'Quick Attack Synchro' activates its effect ”
Li Zheng watched him mumble for a long time, and he was confused, so he could only ask the people around him in confusion: “Is that so?”
Feng Jingxuan & the people in the board game club: “Yes, yes!”
Li Zheng: “Then I will activate ‘God’s Warning’ to invalidate your special summon of the Rising Star Dragon and destroy it. Since the Rising Star Dragon was not summoned successfully, the effect of the invalid card and the effect of the special summon of the leaving Rising Star Dragon cannot be activated.”
Feng Jingxuan burst into tears.
[Now that I have come to the world where Yu-Gi-Oh originated, the nonsense I have to face is this]:
Yu-Gi was startled at first when he saw the ferocious demon that appeared, but soon calmed down: "Yu-Gi, what are you playing tricks on? The summoned demon's attack power is only 500, which is no match for my big moth with an attack power of 600!"
Yu-Gi Muto: "Yu-Gi, look at your big moth, it is now wet all over, and what will happen to the big moth in this state when facing the attack of lightning?"
Yu-Gi suddenly thought of something, and this time he was really panicked: " ...conductivity will increase? ! "
Yugi smiled evilly: "Yes! And the Devil's Summon is just such a monster! The demon that summons thunder will increase its attack power when facing this wet big moth!"
Devil's Summon, attack power: 500→500
Yumo: "Super...more than the big moth!"
Yugi: "Go! Devil's Summon! Thunder!"
The ferocious demon stretched out his hands and called to the big moth. The thunder in the sky fell and hit the big moth. The rolling thunder turned this huge insect king into ashes!
Yumo's LP: 555→0
Hui (Li Zheng): [Fuck, I played less cards, don't lie to me, the Devil's Summon is obviously Zhang Fan Gu!]
Yugi: "I won, Yumo! According to the rules, I took your star chips!"
Yuga just stared at the sky with lifeless eyes, muttering: "My big moth... my invincible big moth..."
The duel ended, and the duel field also let the two people down. According to the agreement, Yugi got two star chips from Yuga, and Yuga was forced to leave the duelist kingdom because he lost all the star chips.
Yugi had no mercy on this man who used despicable means to play with the relationship between him, Ka, and Jonouchi. He said in a blow: "I didn't expect that the first person to be eliminated in this duelist kingdom would be you, the Japanese champion."
This sentence is correct, because in this era, duels cannot be attacked directly. Many times, even if the opponent is far weaker than you, it is not so easy to completely defeat the opponent if you keep defending and summoning monsters.
There are very few players who keep attacking like Yugi and Yuga.
Jonouchi took away Yuga's gloves that held stars, and Hui, Anzi and others came forward to congratulate Yugi on his successful victory over Yuga.
But Hui's eyes were always hesitant. She began to feel a little tricky. She didn't expect that the bullshit in this world was so powerful. Compared with the game, Feng Jingxuan's bullshit ability in his previous life was simply a scumbag!
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It's the weekend, please collect~
Appearance cards in this chapter (there are many in this issue, and most of them will not appear in the short term, so friends who are not interested can skip it):
Yellow Spring Frog
Effect Monster
Race: Aqua
Attack: 100
Defense: 100
Attribute: Water
Star: 1
Effect: If this card exists in the graveyard during your preparation process and there are no magic or trap cards on your field, this card can be special summoned on your field. This effect cannot be activated if there is a Yellow Spring Frog on your field.
Double Sigma Sun
yz Monster
Race: Angel
Attack: 500
Defense: 100
Attribute: Light
Class: 4
yz: 4-star monster. Once per turn, you can remove 1 YZ Material from this card, and select 1 face-up Attack Position Effect Monster on your opponent's field and equip it to this card. If this card battles a monster with the same attribute as the monster equipped with this effect, destroy that monster without calculating damage.
(As an Equipment Card, which means that Sweet Senior Sister was used as an Equipment Card at that time, and it is also a Magic Trap...)
Despicable Fall
Normal Trap
Effect: 1: Can only be activated when the opponent Special Summons a Monster in Defense Position. Those Defense Position Monsters are excluded.
** Rock Iron
YZ Monster
Type: Rock
Attack: 500
Defense: 1800
Attribute: Earth
Class:
YZ: Star Monster. If this face-up card on the field is destroyed, you can remove 1 YZ Material from this card instead. As long as this card is face-up on the field, the ATK and DEF of face-up monsters on your field increase by the number of YZ Materials on this card, 00.
Junk Warrior
Synchronize Monster
Type: Warrior
Attack: 00
Defense: 100
Attribute: Dark
Level: 5
Synchronize: Junk Synchronize + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters. When this card is Synchro Summoned successfully, this card's ATK increases by the total ATK of monsters with a Star or less on your field.
Tech Swap Dragonfly
Synchronize Monster
Type: Insect
Attack: 00
Defense: 00
Attribute: Wind
Level:
Synchronize: Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster. Once per turn, select 1 face-up Synchro Monster on your field with Tech in its name, other than this card. Send the selected monster to the Graveyard. Furthermore, if a group of Synchro Monsters used for Synchro Summoning a monster sent to the Graveyard gathers in your Graveyard, you can Special Summon this group again on your field.
Quick Attack Synchro
Effect Monster
Type: Machine
Attack: 700
Defense: 1400
Attribute: Wind
Star Level: 5
Effect Tuning: You can send 1 monster from your hand to the Graveyard and Special Summon it from your hand. This card can be used as a Synchro Material instead of a Tuner with Synchro in its name. When this card is used as a Synchro Material, a Synchro Summon of a monster that does not have a Tuner with Synchro in its name as Synchro Material cannot be used.
(By the way, isn't Ryuten "Synchro Summoning a monster with a Tuner with Synchro in its name as Synchro Material"?)
Ryuten Star Dragon
Synchro Monster
Type: Dragon
Attack: 4000
Defense: 4000
Attribute: Light
Level: 1
Synchro: 1 Synchro Monster Tuner + 1 or more non-Tuner Synchro Monsters
This card cannot be Special Summoned without Synchro Summoning.
1: During the same Battle Phase, this card can attack up to the number of non-Tuner monsters that are Synchro Materials of this card.
: Once per turn, this card can be activated when the effect of a Spell, Trap, or Effect Monster is activated. That activation is negated and destroyed.
: This card can be activated when it leaves the field. Special Summon 1 Meteor Dragon from your Extra Deck.
Formula Synchro
Synchro Monster
Type: Mechanical
Attack: 00
Defense: 1500
Attribute: Light
Level:
Synchro/Tuner: Tuner + 1 non-Tuner monster. When this card is Synchro Summoned successfully, you can draw 1 card from your Deck. Also, during your opponent's Main Phase, you can Synchro Summon this face-up card on your field as Synchro Material. [1]