Chapter 1

Warhammer 40K! The Glorious Queen of the Hammermen

Author: Demi Devourer

Introduction:

Warhammer 40K is not a suitable world to travel through, even with the Emperor's blessing.

However, if the Emperor is a friend who plays chess with you in the real universe, then traveling to the 40K universe seems to become more subtle?

"I'm very sorry that I concealed some truths, but my friends, my world does need your help."

-Big E Brother

"Get your Emperor-class Titan model ready! Sooner or later we will move all your collections away!"

-A certain Big E Brother's Hammer friend

Volume: Battle of the Jodis Star Nest City

Chapter 1. The Wonderful Beginning of the Hammermen

In a certain city, a certain place, a certain street, a Didi is carrying passengers to their destination, and the two passengers in the car are chatting about some slightly strange topics.

"Lich, have you updated the table today?"

"I updated it a little. The Scorpion Tail has arrived. I adjusted the table a little. As long as the dice are good, I should be able to play. By the way, I have to trouble Big E again to play Hammer today..."

"There is no way. All the clubs around are closed. Only Big E has a place. But, Lich, why is the gap between people so big..."

Thinking of the rich Hammer player they met in the club some time ago, the Hammer player with the online name of Political Commissar Sister who was chatting with Lich couldn't help but sigh. As a person who has been playing in the Hammer circle for a while, Political Commissar Sister has accumulated more than a thousand points - including some miscellaneous things - even close to two thousand points. She can be considered to be living a good life. The problem is, compared with this rich man who calls himself Big E and seems to have some foreign blood... his stuff is simply not good enough!

"Really, Political Commissar, I really doubt whether he has shares in GW - think about his two warehouses, from IG to SM to Imperial Guards to Sisters to Oilers, basically covering all the military units of the Empire system - from ordinary big heads to Warmaster-class Titans! And many units have special paint jobs! Think about his terrains that are so detailed that they are almost foul! There is nothing wrong with GW asking him to shoot Warhammer ads!"

"Don't mention it, the Emperor-class Titan in his warehouse that can't be served is not something that ordinary people can have. It is obviously customized. I don't believe that he has no relationship with GW."

"Hey, what do you think, can we follow the way of Big E and buy some out-of-print goods?"

"I think he must have a way, but you have to have money."

"Ah, I really envy the rich... We are here."

The lich sighed and got out of the car with his friends. This is a villa area, and the place where they are going to hammer today is in the residence of a rich man in this villa.

————————————The dividing line to go to Big E’s house——————————————————

“Big E, your dice record today is too good, isn’t it?”

After a few hours of exciting Warhammer battles, Big E proposed to stay for a meal, and everyone who thought they could continue playing in the afternoon did not refuse, and squatted down at Big E’s house - well, by the way, admired the various chess pieces that Big E took out.

“The dice luck is in place.”

The man nicknamed Big E, who looks like an ordinary man except for a little foreign blood, put down the Thirteenth Prince chess piece in his hand, saying that he won most of the dice luck today.

“Luck itself is also a part of strength, Big E brother, the dice is blessed by the emperor, you should win.”

“The emperor blesses?”

Big E picked up an ordinary IG chess piece expressionlessly, staring at the eyes of the chess piece, as if he was not looking at a chess piece, but a living person. After a few seconds, he put the chess piece down.

"Do you think that in the Warhammer 40K universe, the Emperor's blessing can really allow humanity to continue?"

"It depends on GW's mood. If GW is in a good mood, the Emperor will stand up from the golden toilet tomorrow to kill and save humanity."

"No, no, no, it depends on GW's financial report. It's only possible if the financial report is not good-why did Grandpa Lan stand up? Why did the Empire suddenly take out a lot of PSM from its crotch? It's just a small amount of money!"

"Three seconds of silence for CSM, and incense for our victory in every battle-congratulations to him for finally taking the first step to burn the galaxy and blowing up Cadia."

"Don't be so harsh, every expedition is a victory."

"Come on, what's the point of GW's forced victory in every battle - it is said that the Cadia regiment of GW headquarters was defeated by the living saint in seconds."

"After all, that was a victory in every battle, right?"

Soon, the discussion of a group of people went from the Empire to Chaos, from Chaos to Titanium Power, and then began to study the story that the Thirteenth Prince and the Eldar had to tell, and then circled back to how the Empire could be saved. During this stage, Big Brother E has been sitting next to him, not speaking, just listening, as quiet as a sculpture.

After a while, lunch arrived, and the discussion of the group had passed a stage. So, a group of people started to pick up their weapons and eat and drink, and at this time, the lich noticed that Big Brother E seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong, Big Brother E? Is there something?"

"I want to ask, if you go to the Warhammer 40k world and become a high-level bureaucrat of the Empire, can you..."

"Stop it, Big E. You know that when Hammer Guy travels to Warhammer, he will only cry like a fart whose toes were stepped on. The universe is inherently malicious, and it is not a place that one or two gods can save - Emperor The emperor has been tricked by the four gods of chaos, let alone us mortals?"

"What if you are not mortals in that universe? What if your souls will not be affected by subspace but form their own local area network system like Orks - or, in some sense, untouchables? What if you have absolute What if you have the ability to get all the resources you want from Gw's chess pieces - even the resources of the aliens?

Where is the source? What if these resources are unlimited in some sense? "Group six ⑨ four ⑨ three ⑥ one ③ five

"It's a bit confusing, but let's forget it. How about a peaceful life? Is that 40k place for people?"

"Then, if you can return after a certain solar period every time after you pass... the earth is the earth we are on now. At the same time, after you go to the Warhammer 40k universe, your time here will not be the same. If you are affected, your life span will not be shortened. Are you interested?"

Brother Big E picked up a glass of Feizhai Happy Water and shook it gently, just like shaking a wine glass. When he heard what he said, the other hammer guys were obviously a little confused.

"These questions are so weird! Could it be that you got some weird Warhammer game, right?"

"Okay, let me tell you first, are you willing to experience it?"

"If there is, of course I want to play!"

"Then, follow me after you finish your meal - bring your chess pieces with you, they will come in handy."

After saying this, Big E stopped talking and began to eat slowly. The others started eating and drinking like crazy. Although they are all desktop hammer guys, they knew that Big E could come up with something strange. In the case of something, they are still very interested.

About half an hour later, after everyone had finished eating and drinking, Big E stood up and led them to somewhere in the villa. Soon, a resplendent door with a very religious style appeared in front of everyone.

"...Brother E, you are so awesome, aren't you? How much does it cost?"

"money is not a problem."

With that said, Big E put his hand on the door and gently turned the knob. Suddenly, the scenery behind the door appeared.

"Fuck? A smaller version of the battleship bridge command room? Big E, do you still have something like dly in your house?"

Everyone walked into the "room" without thinking too much. The next moment, they found that the door behind them had automatically closed, and it had turned into an extremely technological-automatic door. At the same time, the original The room that didn't seem very big suddenly expanded several times - well, it was like a real bridge!

"..."

"..."

"..."

A deathly silence spread among everyone, and after a few seconds, the political commissar laughed dryly.

"This is unscientific. We can't travel through time, can we?"

"Feel sorry."

Big E's voice reached everyone's ears, and at this time, they discovered that in front of them, the ethereal Big E appeared like a projection.

"Who are you anyway?"

After taking out his mobile phone and confirming that there was no signal in this place, he ran around and found that the area had indeed become larger. The fact that it hurt when he pinched himself showed that he was awake. The Lich began to speak in a bad tone - he knew everything with his toes, Big E The question just asked must be related to their appearance here!

"I am Brother E, but in this world, my title is Emperor."

2. The hammer guys are chasing ducks and putting them on the shelves

Emperor.

Anyone who has been exposed to the Warhammer 40k worldview, whether it is a setting party or a desktop party, will know the existence of this famous name. It can be said that his existence has almost penetrated the human civilization of the Warhammer worldview. The reason why humans in the Warhammer worldview are still able to live in Asia The reason why he persevered under the terror of space was also because of his existence. After all, the Emperor gave all the four gods a headache. Some demons even called the Emperor a curse - the subspace demon actually called a certain existence a curse. What an irony!

However, all Hammer guys do not want to see the real emperor appear in front of them. After all, Warhammer 40k knows everything about it. But now, everyone realizes that they have been put on the shelves.

"Okay - Emperor, what is your purpose?"

Codename Liang Feifan took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down. Although his hands were still shaking and his feet were a little shaking, and he even wanted to spray, at this moment, curiosity overcame fear.

"Just call me Brother Big E. I am in front of you, not the emperor - the reason why I ask for your help is because only in this way can humanity in this galaxy be saved."

"How to save? Just rely on us? Will we give Chaos a head?"

The Lich suddenly laughed angrily.

"What I just said is true. Now I will show you something. You can take out any of your chess pieces and put it on that table - that extra-large map table."

"good."

Although they didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the Emperor's Gourd, since they couldn't do anything else now, they casually took an ig chess piece and placed it on the table. Suddenly, a miracle happened. In front of everyone, this In the blink of an eye, the ig turned into a life-size, obviously physical being!

"You can bring something and order him to shoot. If you don't believe me, you can use what you brought yourself."

"Then I'll try this."

The lich took out a bunch of keys from his body, took out an unused one and put it on the ground to signal the IG to shoot. The IG walked to the key, raised his hand, fired, and the key melted in one go.

"Fuck? It became real? The other chess pieces too?"

"All chess pieces are the same, including Chaos chess pieces - but I don't recommend you use chess pieces from non-Imperial forces, because your command efficiency of Chaos chess pieces will drop by 60%

Above - Tyranids, Orks, Black Eldar, Necrons, your command efficiency will hover between 40% and 60%, Eldar and Tau, the lower limit of command efficiency is 60% and the upper limit is 80%, and the Empire, the default is 100%."

"What is command efficiency?"

"Put it on the table to explain that it is a percentage point penalty, rounded up - so I don't recommend you use chess pieces from other forces, which will waste combat efficiency - of course, it depends on you."

"What can we get?"

"You can get something like points after defeating the enemy and winning the battle, and you can buy new ones from me, absolutely For genuine chess pieces - the types include all the types and forces you can imagine. The chess pieces you buy are your private property and can be taken back to Earth by you. "

"How strong are the chess pieces?"

"Regular chess pieces will not be weaker than the combat power of the real entity."

"What will happen if we use elite character units?"

"There will be someone else with similar properties to him."

"Thirteenth Master, Hundred Battles and Victory, Double Gun Sefer, Azimiao, etc."

"They will only have the properties of "chess pieces", and they will only have a "reference" that is invisible to this world and appears on the battlefield, but for the existence on the battlefield, they can "see" the existence of this "reference". Similar rules apply to all overly special units. "

After saying this, the screen in front of everyone lit up, and the list on it was densely packed.

"These are the prices - because I haven't adjusted the portal yet, you can return to Earth in one Earth month this time."

"After we go back, will we be forced to return here at the right time?"

"You can only reach this galaxy through the door of my villa, so you don't need to worry about being forced to be sent here."

"What if we don't want to come back after we go back?"

"That's your own choice - but you are welcome to come here anytime."

After listening to Big E's response, several Hammers gathered together and muttered. After a few minutes, the political commissar sister stood up and continued to communicate with Big E.

"Do you guarantee that our worldview in Warhammer 40K will not fall into the hands of those four things? Our souls will not stir up waves in the warp?"

"I swear on the continuation of the human race in the Warhammer 40K universe that I will never deceive you on this matter."

"That doesn't sound bad...Okay, Big E, I have one last question. Once you figure it out, we will help you and make this a win-win situation."

"Ask."

Everyone clearly heard a hint of excitement in Big E's tone. Knowing that this matter is indeed very important to the Lord of Mankind, the political commissar sister calmed down and threw the question.

"Since you have arrived in our world, why don't you save the galaxy with your own hands? Logically, you are already an 'outsider', right? You have so much money, it's okay to influence that company, right?"

"I can't do it. I am an outsider in your world. I have also tried to let that company write some thrilling things to interfere with the 40K universe, but once I return to this star group, I will be bound to my 'role' again. I made some dangerous attempts, but none of them worked. This made me realize that I can only seek your help. Only those who are not in the script can fight against the malice of the script itself to the greatest extent."

After saying these words, the Emperor was silent for a few seconds.

"Can you lend me a hand?"

Three. The Hammers were called for the first time

"Have you finished reading?"

"I have finished reading."

"How do you feel?"

"It's too weird."

"That's right, think about whether our current situation is also weird."