Chapter 7: Big Wheel Buggy
"Could it be that I have met the almighty Transformers as written in the novels!" Zhang Xiaowen began to imagine her future life as cool as the protagonist of the novel.
"Stupid woman! I am an interstellar battleship! Not a Transformer."
"How is that possible? You are so small, it must be a small Transformer... Wait! Are you talking!"
Zhang Xiaowen stared at the remote control toy off-road vehicle on the bed with her eyes wide open. The electronic synthesized sound just now came from it.
"Your heart rate is too fast and your blood pressure is high. Please pay attention to your health." The Magic Cube kindly reminded this stupid woman to pay attention to her health.
Click, click, click...
The remote control car made a mechanical sound of continuous deformation, and quickly turned into a small robot, and waved to Zhang Xiaowen in a friendly manner.
"Hello, I come from the distant space. My name is Magic Cube. This is my first meeting with the earthlings. I hope we can maintain friendship and make progress together." The Magic Cube copied the Dragon Star's regulations on the first contact with alien civilizations and greeted them in a friendly manner.
"Ah~~!!"
Zhang Xiaowen screamed and got into bed, shivering in the quilt. The computer brain of the Rubik's Cube could not calculate and almost burned the core. The defense index of this quilt was so low, what effect would it have if she got into it?
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Evening.
There were two dinners on the table, one for Zhang Xiaowen herself and the other for the alien Rubik's Cube. After more than two hours, Zhang Xiaowen finally accepted the fact that she had picked up an alien robot. Women are indeed strange animals. They were scared to death at first, but now they are very curious about the Rubik's Cube. They even politely made an extra dinner, even though robots can't eat...
"That Rubik's Cube, right? May I ask if your planet Cybertron was destroyed in the end?"
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"Are you a Decepticon or an Autobot?"
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"Whether the Autobots won or the Decepticons won, when will Optimus Prime come to Earth?"
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"Will you occupy the Earth?"
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"Um. Will you make me a superman, or is there any cultivation method or something like that?"
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"You will make me a female billionaire, right? Actually, I'm not mentally prepared yet."
"You stupid female carbon-based life form! I'm not a Transformer! I'm not an omnipotent god in science fiction novels! I won't eat this damn unpalatable natural biological food! Please respect your IQ!" The blue Rubik's Cube was jumping like thunder on the dining table, its wheels jumping, and it kept pointing its mechanical fingers at Zhang Xiaowen's head and roaring.
"Oh, don't be so excited. People say aliens are high-tech. Let me see it for myself." Zhang Xiaowen was not afraid at all. Instead, she thought the little robot was really interesting.
For the first time, Rubik's Cube found that human women were really as strange as the Internet said. They were like movies and science fiction novels. Robots are better. They do whatever they are told to do and never talk too much. In order to calm this large curious baby, Rubik's Cube jumped onto the desk and took out Zhang Xiaowen's cheap notebook.
"Found a low-level computer, start the performance improvement program." Rubik's Cube muttered.
With food in her mouth, Zhang Xiaowen stared blankly at her notebook, which made mechanical sounds.
"Improved by 50%."
"80%."
"100%."
"Performance improvement completed, computing speed increased by 300%, battery power increased by 200%, can be charged by solar energy, body hardness increased by 180%, and it is still a low-level computer after identification. It is recommended to scrap it."
Snap, Rubik's Cube threw the notebook on the dining table.
Zhang Xiaowen swallowed the food in her mouth and grabbed the notebook. She bought her notebook at a low price in the second-hand market. It was always stuck when watching a movie. She didn't know what it would be like after being tinkered with by aliens. She turned on the notebook and pressed the power button.
"So fast?"
It took only one second after pressing the power button for the system to start up. Zhang Xiaowen was stunned. There was no network cable at her residence, but it showed that she was connected to the Internet. She clicked on the website and the network speed was super fast, not stuck at all. She found the TV series she had always wanted to watch on the Internet, clicked to download, and the TV series of several GB was downloaded in less than five seconds.
"It's amazing~ It's really an alien, so amazing." Zhang Xiaowen's eyes were full of stars.
The magic cube looked at Zhang Xiaowen speechlessly. A low-level computer was so beautiful. I don't know what reaction he would have when seeing his own interstellar battleship.
"Magic cube, if you are so amazing, why did you come to Earth?"
"I didn't want to come either, but my spaceship crashed." The magic cube spread his hands, indicating that he was helpless.
"Spaceship! Oh my god! No wonder you fell like a meteor, it turned out to be a spaceship crash. Hey, what do you think of coming to Earth?"
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"How about we work together to make money with high technology?"
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Mofang was about to stop talking. What was in this stupid woman's mind?
Just like that, in a small room, a girl from Earth who talked endlessly and a robot who was dejected and speechless completed the first meeting between Earth and an alien star...
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Late at night, Zhang Xiaowen finally fell asleep in bed, and the Rubik's Cube sat on the windowsill and looked at the starry sky above his head. He didn't know when the battleship could be repaired, and he didn't know whether his body knew that he had lost contact with him. The humans on Earth would do anything to improve technology. Once they found him, they would definitely catch him and lock him up as a guinea pig, which would almost certainly kill him. Fortunately, he had transformed his body before departure, but these still couldn't protect him. The only reconnaissance plane with a weapon system had crashed, so it seemed that he had to find a way to improve his combat level.
Boom~
Lightning appeared in the sky and it started to rain heavily. At the same time, the Rubik's Cube's monitoring of the network found that it was raining heavily almost at the same time all over the world.
"Beep! Beep! Beep!"
"Warning! Unknown virus found! It poses a huge threat to carbon-based life forms!" The detection system on the Rubik's Cube issued the highest warning.
"There's something wrong with this rain!" The Rubik's Cube jumped up and quickly closed all the windows.
"Stupid woman! Get up! It's dangerous!"
Looking at Zhang Xiaowen who was sleeping soundly, Mofang had to use the most direct method of a robot to wake her up, pressing his fingertips with electric sparks on the soles of Zhang Xiaowen's feet.
"Ah~!!" Zhang Xiaowen jumped up from the bed instantly.
"Stupid woman! If you don't want to die, don't sleep. It's dangerous."
"Mofang, what are you doing? You won't let me sleep in the middle of the night." Zhang Xiaowen was very dissatisfied with Mofang waking her up with an electric shock. She rubbed her feet and muttered something aggrievedly.
Mofang ignored Zhang Xiaowen and quickly caught a drop of rain from the window and carefully tested the virus. Zhang Xiaowen also felt that the situation was a bit serious, and silently watched this strange alien. After the detection equipment conducted a meticulous test on this drop of rain, Mofang found that the result was not optimistic.
"Stupid woman, bring all the medicines at home. I want to prepare them."
"Ah~ OK, right away." Zhang Xiaowen ran to the table and took out all the medicines, cold medicine, cough medicine, toothache medicine, antidiarrhea medicine, etc. and brought them to the Rubik's Cube.
"Found the medicine, start refining........."
Soon, Zhang Xiaowen saw pills being refined and decomposed, and even a few cosmetics were used.
"Not enough materials! You stay at home and don't go out. I'll be back soon!" After saying this, the Rubik's Cube asked Zhang Xiaowen to open the door and run out quickly. Fortunately, there is no shortage of pharmacies in the community. In the Rubik's Cube's sight, every item is marked with the name and function. It only took a few minutes to collect the required medicine materials and ran back quickly with these materials.
The Rubik's Cube's computer stores a lot of knowledge, and the configuration of these basic medicines is very fast. After more than ten minutes, a small piece of medicine was successfully fused, and the medicine was soaked in water and handed to Zhang Xiaowen.
"This... can I drink it... what happened?"
"I'll tell you after you finish drinking it. Don't worry, you don't have the resources and energy I need."
Zhang Xiaowen shuddered when she heard this. After thinking about it carefully, she raised the cup and drank it all.
"I've finished drinking it. Can you tell me what happened?"
"According to my calculations, it should be related to the meteorite that fell yesterday at noon. The meteorite carries a high-threat virus. For some reason, it caused global rainfall. The virus and rain fell to the ground together. Maybe... many people will die."
"Ah! Then I should prepare more antidotes. My family is still in H Province."
"It's useless. This medicine can only increase your antibodies so that you won't be infected by the virus through air or simple contact. Moreover, if my calculations are correct, tomorrow morning will be the time when the virus breaks out. If you are infected, there is no hope. If you are not infected, you will not be infected by air or simple contact."
"Don't scare me..."
"I'm not scaring you. From now until tomorrow morning, you are not allowed to open the window and wait for the medicine to take effect." After saying that, Mo Fang sat on the table and stared at the heavy rain in a daze.
Zhang Xiaowen anxiously took out her cell phone and dialed the number at home.
"It's useless. All communication signals are disconnected. You can't make a call, and I can't help you."
Sure enough, the phone was busy, and there was not even a small signal on the display. Looking at the unusable phone, the timid Zhang Xiaowen lay on the bed and cried. Outside the window, rain slid down the glass...