Chapter 675: If You Don’t Laugh, You Can’t Say It (Second Guaranteed Update and 200 Monthly Votes Plus Update Combined)

——It’s almost 200 monthly tickets, so I’ll add an update first, two chapters in one.

My mother was suffering from convulsions. I didn't go to the author's backstage until 6:40 to 7:30. I was so anxious that the corners of my mouth blistered and I hadn't eaten dinner yet. .

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Shi Xuan's voice was calm and slow, without any overwhelming aura or ethereal and moving feeling, but it made Shangguan Piaoxue and other innate gods quiet down involuntarily. Only Lu Baohua, the god who looked like Zhu Jiuyin before, had his eyes shining brightly and murmuring in his heart. He murmured to himself: "The power of time is so mysterious. Could it be that that little bell is the incarnation of the Great Path of Time? And what about this Tianxuan Taoist?"

Some of these souls were mortals, and some were monks and monsters with Jindan or below. They all had different foundations in cultivation, and there was a big difference between the way of natural gods and Taoism. Therefore, Shi Xuan did not directly talk about the mysterious content. Instead, he talked about various methods of controlling one's own power from the shallower to the deeper, and the principles behind these methods.

When Shangguan Piaoxue and all the other gods listened to the Taoism, they were fully expecting that the Taoist Taoist Tianxuan's teachings would resonate with heaven and earth, and there would be a grand and solemn scene of flowers falling from the sky, golden lotuses emerging from the ground, the chanting of fairy music, and the arrival of Liuding and Liujia. And the mystery of the avenue makes people addicted, but they can only understand a few results from it.

Unexpectedly, what Tianxuan Taoist said was easy to understand, and it was even more commonplace for those monks who reincarnated the gods. Naturally, it would not cause any strange phenomena in the world, so they were a little disappointed.

Li Gu thought to himself: "It's not much different from the Taoist books he usually reads. It can't be like this, right?"

"There doesn't seem to be anything surprising about this Tianxuan Taoist. Could it be that he is the first innate god to wake up, pretending to be a god and ghost to scare us?" Yue Xiang and Gao Heng, the god who previously looked like Di Jiang, all had a hint of doubt.

Lu Baohua sneered in his heart. From the little bell, he knew that Teacher Tianxuan was an extraordinary figure in charge of the Dao: "Don't you hear that the Dao should not be taught lightly?"

Although Shangguan Piaoxue was disappointed, she also listened with interest. At least they were all methods that she could understand. As she listened, she had an idea and used the cultivation of Sanjie Yangshen to promote those methods. She immediately felt that the effect was obvious. His aura is gradually under control, and less and less is exposed.

After this try, Shangguan Piaoxue fell in love with this wonderful feeling. She became more and more interested in what Teacher Tianxuan said and gradually became intoxicated.

Other innate gods who were skeptical, questioning, and expecting all entered this state sooner or later, and the same thought came to their minds: "The plain and easy-to-understand meaning of the great road contains the true and mysterious meaning."

Previously, in the Zixiao Palace, because these innate gods could not fully control their own power, there were splendid and strange scenes of killing and destruction, clear clouds and colorful brilliance. But gradually, these were restrained, and the palace Except for Shi Xuan's gentle voice, the room became quiet and quiet.

"Controlling power is only a preliminary and superficial appearance. The most important thing is to temper your mind, see the true nature, and be able to do whatever you want without breaking the rules." Shi Xuan changed the topic and talked about the way to temper the mind.

However, most of the Taoist xinxing cultivation is combined with the realm of its own skills, and these innate gods are the cultivation of the Three Tribulations Yang God, and it is impossible to start over from scratch, so Shi Xuan borrowed the methods of the Taoist "precepts-holding sect". For example, it is similar to the Yingzhou School's "Tai Shang Xiang Er Nine Precepts Commentary", which hopes to temper their minds step by step through precepts so that they will not be affected by the origin of the law. In this, Shi Xuan also mixed some spiritual practices. method.

Shangguan Piaoxue and others, who were listening intoxicatedly, were overjoyed when they heard that Shi Xuan said that controlling power was only preliminary and superficial, and they all felt happy: "It seems that we are going to talk about advanced content!"

But gradually, they all frowned, what are they talking about? To do nothing, to be weak, to be nameless, to be pure, to be guarded, not to move first? ! In addition to these empty rhetoric, there are also specific contents of observing the precepts, such as not to indulge in lust, to recite sutras frequently, and not to be too happy or angry...

Dozens of necessary and undesirable items made them feel boring and their heads were swollen. However, the Dharma methods mixed in them made their eyes light up. They deeply regretted that Teacher Tianxuan didn't talk about these more. They kept getting boring over and over again. Just thinking about it makes me feel like life is boring, and I am wandering around in my tempering mind.

However, there are still many innate gods who feel that everything else taught by Teacher Tianxuan is mysterious and extraordinary, and this boring precept may have a deeper meaning, so they decided to try to observe the precepts. Among them, Lu Baoguang, the god of time, is the most enthusiastic.

In the midst of this kind of suffering, I don’t know how much time has passed, but suddenly I heard Taoist Tianxuan smile and say: "Years are not counted in the chaos, but time flies in the Zixiao Palace of Pindao. After this sermon is over, a hundred years later , Zixiao Palace reopens.”

Shangguan Piaoxue and others all stood up: "Best farewell to Teacher Tianxuan."

When they left the Zixiao Palace and watched the black-yellow door slowly closing, and their own consciousness could no longer penetrate inside, they suddenly realized that time was blurred in the chaos, and it was difficult to count the years. During the pregnancy, they felt that a hundred years had passed, and it was only themselves. It's just a feeling, it can't be done accurately.

"It seems that the opening of the Zixiao Palace is used to count the years. Every time it opens, a hundred years will pass, and after nine times, the disaster will come." Li Gu sighed slightly, and many gods nodded heavily.

Shangguan Piaoxue chuckled and said, "Teacher Tianxuan said that our cultivation will definitely improve step by step. If we work together at the right time, we will be able to overcome the difficulties."

"But those commandments..." Yue Xiang frowned.

In the chaos, there were only forty-nine of them, and they naturally started talking, and the alertness in their hearts gradually disappeared. Because everyone spoke and acted similarly, one or two had the same experience, so they still needed to be careful, but so many gods were unanimous. Then there would be no doubt, and you no longer have to worry about showing off your flaws.

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In the chaos, the dark yellow door of Zixiao Palace opened slowly and silently, but it was sensed by forty-nine innate gods at the same time.

"A hundred years later, Zixiao Palace will be reopened."

With this idea in mind, Shangguan Piaoxue went to Zixiao Palace with her friends Li Gu and Yue Xiang. Shangguan Piaoxue, who originally had a good impression of Li Gu, was undecided after Yue Xiang's willingness to cater to her. , hesitant.

Upon entering Zixiao Palace, Taoist Tianxuan had already been sitting cross-legged on an apricot futon.

A lot of the gods below have come. Seeing that Shangguan Piaoxue and others arrived late but were able to sit on the nine futons in the first row, some of them were very dissatisfied. They arrived early and were intimidated by the sky. Teacher Xuan can only sit in the same position as last time.

"In the past hundred years, you should all have your own questions and insights. Before this sermon, you can ask them one by one." Shi Xuan saw that everyone had come, struck the Zhouguang Bell, and after causing ripples of time, slowly Open your mouth.

After the questions were answered one by one, a tall woman in a pale white shirt stood up and saluted respectfully: "Teacher Tianxuan, if I have a question, I would like to ask you something." This person is the incarnation of Jin Dou, who represents the origin of the law of bad luck.

"Speak slowly." Shi Xuan nodded.

Hu Ruojin glanced at Shangguan Piaoxue and others, pursed his lips and said: "If you have always heard that the Great Dao is the Lord, why don't you, Master Tianxuan, show your body and give the futon after everyone has gathered? Especially for the first time?" When no one knows anything.”

"The Supreme Lord, if I don't live for him, I won't die for you." Shi Xuan said calmly without feeling dissatisfied.

Shangguan Piaoxue stood up rashly, saluted Shi Xuan, turned around and sneered at Hu Ruojin: "If the latecomers are allowed to see Teacher Tianxuan at the same time as us and those who entered Zixiao Palace first, and have the same chance to compete for the futon, how can we have a great road? Your Majesty, I blame you for missing the opportunity and being too late! Under the Great Dao, justice is the best!"

Hu Ruojin was speechless by Shangguan Piaoxue and could only sit down bitterly.

Shi Xuan looked around the hall and nodded slightly: "Since there are no other questions, let's start preaching."

This sermon is still a method of cultivating the mind that makes people have headaches and impatientness, mixed with various methods that make the gods intoxicated.

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This goes on and on, and by the time of the fifth Zixiao Palace lecture, Shangguan Piaoxue finally couldn't stand the method of cultivating the mind that could not improve her own cultivation and had no benefit at all, and she consciously found Teacher Tianxuan, that is, There are loopholes in the way of heaven, so when he started to answer the questions, he stood up without hesitation and said: "Teacher Tianxuan, Piaoxue has a question."

"speak."

Shangguan Piaoxue solemnly said: "Teacher Tianxuan, you often say that cultivating Taoism is not to turn your home into a cold and unconscious stone, but your method of cultivating your mind, why don't you do this, don't do that, follow your instructions If I continue to practice Taoism, I am afraid that all kinds of beautiful feelings will be eliminated, and there will be no way out of the cold stone. "

This question brought out the voices of many innate gods. They had long been dissatisfied with the method of cultivating the mind.

"This is the rugged road before seeing one's true nature. Once one can cut through the illusions and clearly understand one's true true nature, one will naturally act according to one's true nature, be affectionate but not tired, follow one's will without breaking the rules. In this way, one can glimpse the great road." Shi Xuan Answer calmly.

Shangguan Piaoxue smiled slightly when he heard the words: "But Teacher Tianxuan, you also often say that we and other innate gods are born powerful and have no illusions. Every move is in line with our nature. Why do we still take this rugged road?" In this way, there are three ways. The cultivation of Jie Yang God.

"This nature is the nature of the origin of the law, and it is slightly different from your nature." Shi Xuan said lightly.

Shangguan Piaoxue disagreed: "In these hundreds of years, Piaoxue has not felt any difference, and as Teacher Tianxuan said, there is a slight difference, so what does it matter? I am still me, born from the origin of Tai Chi law Gods can never erase this heel. The original nature of the law is our nature."

Most of the gods nodded in agreement, and Shangguan Piaoxue continued: "Now that every move we make is in line with our nature, why should we ask for trouble and train ourselves to be cold and unfeeling, and then every move we make will be in line with our nature? Isn’t this just asking for trouble and wasting your efforts?”

"There is a huge difference between being born and acting according to nature, and being tempered, thinking, and then acting according to nature." Shi Xuan glanced at everyone and said calmly: "This is to see that a mountain is a mountain, and to see a mountain is not a mountain. Look at the mountain or the third level of the mountain."

Shangguan Piaoxue pursed her lips and smiled sweetly: "But it is still a mountain, it has never changed."

When these words were spoken, many gods smiled. Only a few gods who had observed the precepts for hundreds of years were thoughtful, such as Li Gu and Lu Baoguang.

"Starting from this sermon, the method of cultivating one's mind and solving its problems will be put to the end. At the same time, you all should remember that in the Zixiao Palace, you can come and go freely." Shi Xuan stopped answering and turned to He gave an instruction and then began this sermon.

During this lecture, Shangguan Piaoxue and others were afraid that Teacher Tianxuan would talk about something profound and profound at the end, so they did not want to leave. They listened patiently for an unknown amount of time to the drowsy mind cultivation method. But at the end of the sermon, Teacher Tianxuan really did what he said, he only talked about the method of cultivating the mind.

Later, before the sixth Zixiao Palace sermon began to teach the methods of cultivating the mind, several gods could not bear it and left, seizing the time to practice the methods mentioned earlier.

This time, there were still many gods who were worried that Teacher Tianxuan would give him private lessons in the end, so they stayed behind. Unfortunately, they still got nothing, but it was still a verification.

Therefore, after the seventh, eighth and ninth Zixiao Palace sermons, everyone affirmed that Teacher Tianxuan is the incarnation of the Great Dao. When the lecture began, the thirty-six gods left together. Shangguan Piaoxue wanted to pull Li Gu to go with him, but he refused. Suddenly, he became angry and pulled Yue Xiang away.

The thirteen gods who remained were observing the precepts and tempering their minds. Seeing that the other gods had left, they still had some expectations in their hearts, whether there would be profound and profound Taoism passed down in the end.

But when it came to finally answering the questions, Shi Xuan still only talked about the method of cultivating the mind, which made them quite disappointed.

"Teacher Tianxuan, over the years we have steadfastly observed the precepts and practiced cultivation, and we have consciously made a lot of progress in our character. It is not the same as in the past. Even in the control of immortal arts, we are slightly better than them."

Lu Baoguang, the god of time, took the opportunity to answer the question and stood up.

In the chaos, there were only forty-nine of them, and they naturally competed frequently. However, due to their different strengths and mutual restraints, these dozen of them, who were not proficient in controlling the mind, did not realize that there was already a slight difference in the magic of immortality.

Lu Baoguang continued: "So we deeply feel that this method of xinxing cultivation contains the true way, but Shangguan Piaoxue and the others turn a blind eye to the way, and even laugh at it wantonly. The situation is bad. Teacher, why do you tolerate it again and again and don't expel them from Zixiao? Palace?" The other twelve innate gods almost all expressed approval.

"When a sergeant hears the Tao, he bows and practices it; when a sergeant hears the Tao, he or she lives or perishes; when a junior officer hears the Tao, he laughs. Not laughing is not enough to practice the Tao." Shi Xuan said with a slight smile.

When asked about this, Lu Baoguang and others suddenly stopped feeling angry and thought deeply.

Hu Ruojin, on the other hand, was ready to make a move, as if she wanted to ask something. She initially did the precepts in order to confront Shangguan Piaoxue, but later she gained something and gradually started to act from her true heart.

After Shi Xuan finished answering the questions, Hu Ruojin, who had been wanting to stand up, finally summoned up the courage and saluted respectfully: "Teacher Tianxuan, Ruojin has something unclear."

This is the ninth Zixiao Palace sermon, and the next one will be the last. It is of great importance. I don’t think anyone else will be absent or leave again. I must ask now when there are few people.

"speak."

Hu Ruojin glanced at Li Gu, Lu Baoguang and others who were sitting on futons, gritted his teeth and said firmly: "Teacher Tianxuan, what is the significance of these nine futons? Is it true that only those who grab the futons can enter a higher realm?" , or even become the incarnation of heaven?"

Li Gu, Lu Baoguang, and Bodhi Tree were all stunned, and at the same time they raised endless expectations, while several other gods had envious eyes, especially the Shangguan who did not obey the Dao but surpassed his own family by grabbing the futon. Piaoxue and others were deeply jealous.

"It's meaningless." Shi Xuan said expressionlessly.

"Huh?!" Everyone blurted out in unison, their hopes shattered and their hearts filled with joy.

Lu Baoguang couldn't accept it. He felt that he was the one who was most familiar with Teacher Tianxuan's realm. How could this futon be meaningless? !

So he stood up and said: "Teacher Tianxuan, if it is meaningless, why is it nine, not seven, and not forty-nine?"

"I prefer the number nine." Shi Xuan smiled softly.

The gods present were embarrassed and looked dazed. They did not expect such a powerful reason: "This?!"

Shi Xuan said leisurely: "If grabbing a futon can help people reach a higher realm, then what is the purpose of everyone working hard to practice, overcome difficulties and obstacles, and control the path and themselves?"

Lu Baoguang replied subconsciously: "In order to better grab the futon..."

Laughter burst out, making Lu Baoguang blush slightly.

"You all should remember that there is a huge difference between getting something because you have cultivated to a certain state, and getting something and reaching a certain state." Shi Xuan struck the Zhouguang Bell, and the Qingyang Bell rang. "This sermon is over."

"Farewell to Teacher Tianxuan." These thirteen gods saluted with more respect than before.

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Amidst the chaos, a melodious and melodious bell rang.

This time the Zixiao Palace reopened. Not only did the black and yellow gate slowly open, but it was also accompanied by the bell that seemed to ring in the hearts of every god. It seemed extremely solemn and solemn, making Shangguan Piaoxue and others feel shuddering and heavy. Get up, the tenth Zixiao Palace sermon has begun, and the great disaster is about to come!

In the Zixiao Palace, things were still the same as in the past, and Taoist Tianxuan was also the same as before. After answering the questions, he began to preach.

During this sermon, the true meaning of the Taoism contained in the Taoism resonated with the laws of heaven and earth. It seemed that golden lotuses were blooming in the temple, and countless colorful ceilings fell. The people who listened to the heavy and worried people were relieved of their pressure, nervousness, and intoxicated. , it seems that as soon as you stretch out your hand, you can touch the avenue.

"The lecture in Zixiao Palace is over." After a long time, surprisingly, Taoist Tianxuan did not talk about the method of cultivating the mind this time, but directly announced the end of the lecture in Zixiao Palace.

All the gods felt disappointed and woke up from their addiction: "Teacher Tianxuan?"

"The world is about to open up, so be prepared." Shi Xuan said lightly. At the same time, the walls around the Zixiao Palace disappeared, and one could directly see the dark chaos that seemed to be rolling outside.

Shi Xuan closed his eyes and ignored everyone. He calmed down and felt the changes in the Dao and the laws of heaven and earth when the chaos was about to split.

Hearing this and seeing this movement, Gao Heng and others looked at Yue Xiang.

Shangguan Piaoxue snorted coldly and stood up to block Yue Xiang. Several other gods who were on good terms with them also stood up, including Li Gu and Lu Baoguang.

Without Shangguan Piaoxue, other gods dared not say that they could suppress Yue Xiang steadily, but they could kill him.

But Teacher Tianxuan only said that suppression was possible. Who knows what abnormal changes will occur after killing him? Moreover, in Zixiao Palace, they dared not take action without Teacher Tianxuan's decree.

Therefore, this undercurrent quickly dissipated, and Gao Heng said solemnly: "Everyone needs to work together."

"Do you need to say it?" Shangguan Piaoxue's mouth curled up slightly.

The chaos continued to roll and boil. After an unknown amount of time, Li Gu's face suddenly changed. His expression was twisted and ferocious, as if he was struggling against something. His inner nature urged him to transform into a giant again and again, holding his own divine axe, burning his life, and slashing down fiercely to split the chaos.

"I should do this, it's natural!"

"My nature is like this, how can I go against it?!"

Countless thoughts frantically emerged in his heart, but there was a trace of clarity firmly held in his divine core:

"Do nothing, do no name, do pure, do not move first..."

"Hold yourself, illuminate your nature!"

With a bang, part of the avenue of innate power and the laws of heaven and earth of many powers could not wait for Li Gu, the god born from the origin, to combine, so they had to directly transform into a huge and terrifying axe with ancient and vicissitudes, slashing fiercely on the chaos within a radius of more than 100,000 miles, making a shocking sound that only sounded in his heart.

A crack appeared on the chaos, but the chaos rolled and shrank, and was about to close.

But at this time, in Zixiao Palace, the gods born from the Yin-Yang Law could not control their own nature, and turned into black and white light, combining with some of the innate Yin-Yang Dao and many Yin-Yang Laws that descended leisurely.

A black and white light appeared at the crack, and then Yin-Yang differentiated, and the Dao seed characters contained in the chaos began to split and evolved into the Yang text of the opening of the sky and the Yin text of the creation of the world.

And the crack became bigger and bigger, and the chaos also expanded, and finally it was nearly tens of millions of miles in radius.

Shi Xuan was deeply immersed in the perception of the differentiation of the Dao seed characters. Only a blue sword light flew out, wrapped the first ray of Yin-Yang, and returned to the Yuanshen. It was Qingsuo who did it according to Shi Xuan's earlier instructions, so as not to delay the opportunity.

Guo Qianxiu and Han Jing Tianjun stood side by side outside the chaos, and also quietly felt the opening of the world.

The blue sword light was extremely fast. Shangguan Piaoxue and others were shocked by the magnificent scene of the opening of the world, and did not notice Qingsuo at all. At this time, the clear air rose and the turbid air sank, covering the entire area of ​​tens of millions of miles.

The first wisp of clear air and the first wisp of turbid air are also mysterious things, but if they are taken, the origin of earth, fire, wind and water will not meet the requirements, so the three heavenly monarchs did not take action and continued to comprehend the opening of the universe.

In the clear air and turbid air, the Yang text of the creation of the world and the Yin and Yang of the creation of the world constitute countless laws of heaven and earth. The red, green, yellow and black origins of earth, fire, wind and water were born from them and suddenly exploded, just at the moment when Qingsuo, Hanjing Tianjun and Guo Qianxiu collected their respective origins.

The four colors rolled, and red, green, yellow and black lights exploded everywhere, with the meaning of destroying the world and returning to chaos, and the destructive breath was extremely strong.

Yue Xiang only felt that the destructive intention in his nature was strong. He wanted to control it, but he was powerless. He could only turn it into black light and throw it into the explosion of earth, fire, wind and water, causing the destructive power that had lost its origin and had greatly reduced its power to climb to a higher peak, which was even more terrifying, which made Shangguan Piaoxue beside him astonished.

But Shangguan Piaoxue soon became not only shocked, but also extremely panicked, because she was uncontrollably turning into an all-encompassing golden bridge, spanning over the earth, fire, feng shui.

"How can I not control myself?!"

The erupting earth, fire, feng shui subsided a lot, but the golden bridge disappeared.

The red, green, yellow and black light continued to explode towards Zixiao Palace. Li Gu, Lu Baoguang and others were unable to think under the power of returning to chaos. If they wanted to fight, they could only use immortal arts with difficulty, not to mention joining forces. They were all very frightened. Fortunately, many gods became quite good, suppressed their fear, and used immortal arts to block the moment of the earth, fire, feng shui.

But it was only for a moment.

Just when they were exhausted and desperate, a more vast and magnificent golden bridge spanned out and landed on the earth, fire, feng shui, and Shi Xuan woke up from the realization of the opening of the universe.

The force of the explosion subsided, and the rolling and boiling of the earth, fire, wind and water all subsided, and soon it became quiet, and a little bit of soil, flames, breeze and water droplets were born.

A grand and beautiful fairy sound rang out, and Lu Baoguang, Hu Ruojin and others saw a little bit of dark yellow light falling from the sky, surrounding Teacher Tianxuan on the golden bridge, sacred and solemn.