Chapter 451 The Little Spider that Escaped

Under the silent gaze of the two bosses, Peter Parker, who had been playing around with dozens of gunmen, suddenly felt a colic in his stomach.

Did you eat something bad?

But today, in addition to drinking a glass of milk in the morning, I just ate an egg pancake.

Is it because the greasy fat uncle made something unsanitary or used expired flour?

Be sure to give some good advice next time!

"Hey! Can we truce for a while? My stomach hurts a bit, maybe I've eaten something bad. Is there a bathroom nearby?"

Seeing this weird guy who suddenly came out and grabbed something in a weird pose, covered his stomach with one hand, his butt with the other, and said some inexplicable words, everyone thought this guy was laughing at them!

"Kill him for me! Things can be left out, but this veiled Spider-Man must die!"

The boss was ruthless, and suddenly a series of bullets hit him, but he was dodged by the little spider in an extremely awkward posture.

"It's Spider-Man, not Spider-Man! Did I say you can't wait for me to go to the toilet and come back to fight you?"

The little spider, who was hiding behind the concrete pillar and was suppressed by the opposing fire, had to talk loudly.

Because if he can't find the toilet again, he may have to pull it in his pants.

The little spider wanted to cry without tears, suppressing the murmur of defecation, knowing that he would not take advantage of the greasy fat uncle. Sure enough, there is no good thing for free, and it must be expired before giving it to me!

Just when he was struggling to choose whether to let himself go, clean up these bad guys first, or just run away and talk about it next time.

Suddenly, there were louder noises than before, as well as screams.

The little spider couldn't help sticking out his head to look at the situation quietly, and then his eyes suddenly widened!

"It's actually Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark!"

I saw those bad guys who he couldn't take down for a while, completely reduced to lambs in front of the powerful firepower of Tony's steel armor.

The powerful defensive ability allows Tony not to waste time evading when faced with a hail of bullets.

And the powerful firepower system on board allows him to smash the enemy into scum casually. If he was not afraid of scaring the children, he only turned on the electric shock weapon, otherwise these scum would have been cut into pieces long ago.

It didn't take a minute before and after, and it was over!

"That one over there... put down your weapon and come out."

Seeing that the foreplay was over, Tony immediately aimed his palm cannon at the concrete pillar hidden by the little spider, and was ready to start loading 13!

"I don't have a weapon! I mean, I'm not one of them!"

Because the little spider was too excited, he suppressed the heat in his abdomen at once, and then walked out immediately, probably because he was afraid of causing misunderstanding, he raised both hands high.

"I know you, is that Spider-Man who's been doing crime all over Queens, New York lately?"

Tony's words made the little spider faint with excitement!

"You know me? I mean I never thought a big guy like you would pay attention to these little things!"

"There is no small good, even big people have to eat and sleep, don't they?" Tony walked out of the steel armor meaningfully according to the remarks he had memorized in advance.

But the next second he changed his face!

puff...

"Sorry! Mr. Stark! I have to go to the convenience first, can you please wait here for me for a while? Just a moment..."

After accidentally leaking his breath, Little Spider couldn't bear it any longer. He kept running outside with extremely weird movements, but he didn't want to give up the opportunity to get close to the idol in front of him.

Tony reluctantly nodded his head in an expert manner, but he was actually holding his breath.

After the little spider left, he immediately hid back into the steel armor at the fastest speed, and then took a deep breath of the filtered fresh air!

"Hahaha! I recorded that scene just now, it's so perfect!"

At this moment, Dior's laughter came from the communicator.

That scene just now was so hilarious!

Tony, who failed to play 13, blushed, and finally gave a cold snort and chose to ignore him, but contacted Happy.

"Happy! Tell me, what medicine did you take?"

"Uh, I just put a little laxative... Didn't you tell that little spider to be unable to exert its strength, and then make you shocking debut? It's all according to your requirements."

"A little bit?"

"...well, a small bottle, but that was a mistake, I shook my hands, and that's all to blame..."

"Damn Happy!"

After hanging up the communication angrily, Tony felt like he was going to be pissed off!

No wonder that fart was so powerful just now that anyone who took so many laxatives had to kneel!

If it wasn't for the spider's body mutated, Tony would have to send him to the hospital now!

And while staying in the Kun-style fighter and eating ice cream, Dior, who was watching this big scene, was about to burst into tears of laughter.

Happy, you are a genius!

After a while, Tony, who had been waiting for the illusion and began to doubt his life, finally waited for the little spider to come back.

At this time, the subtext in the little spider's heart was: "I will wear a jumpsuit again in my life, and I will jump from the upstairs!"

"Mr. Stark, are you really still here waiting for me!? I adore you, can you sign me?"

The first sentence the little spider came back almost killed the sky.

Tony, who came out of the steel armor again, wanted to shake hands with him, but he didn't know what to think, so he kept a certain distance from him, and politely said: "Signature? Of course there is no problem."

"Great! Uh...I didn't bring a pen and paper with me, Mr. Stark, did you?"

The little spider who rummaged through his body suddenly looked at Tony in embarrassment and said.

Tony took a deep breath and told himself to smile and not be angry, he was just a kid.

"Unfortunately, I didn't bring it, but this opportunity can be reserved. When I see me next time, I think I will sign it for you."

"Thank you, Mr. Stark, you are such a good man."

"You're welcome, so can I ask you a question?"

"Of course, it's my pleasure."

"Uh, can I ask where you are convenient?"

"Because I was in a hurry, I was in the grass behind..." said the little spider shyly.

"Then how did you..." Tony asked as he reached out a hand and rubbed his ass...

"Oops, I suddenly remembered that there is still a group of bad guys waiting for me to deal with, and now I have to rush over! It's really nice to see you today, Mr. Stark!"

Before he knew it, he had changed his clothes, and only the little spider with the spider hood was left to question the whereabouts of Tony's soul and fled.