42. Let’s Talk About that Scumbag Actor (9) 3rd Update

After Wei Mingyan finished vomiting, he wiped his mouth with a look of discomfort, and then explained, "This snake is a grass snake, I know it, it's not poisonous."

[You still suck blood even though it's not poisonous! ]

[It's a subconscious reaction. It seemed like less than three seconds just now. Just blinked, and Brother Yan started sucking...]

[Huh? I just opened a bottle of Coke, what happened? ]

"I guess it's a prank by the program team." Wei Mingyan wiped his mouth, took out the bamboo cup he made yesterday, and cleared his throat full of paint. "This taste is simply amazing."

With a smile on his face, he stood up and looked at Song Qi. Seeing that her eyes were still red, he smiled and comforted her, "Don't cry, don't cry, it's not poisonous, neither of us will die."

Song Qi looked at him blankly. After seeing the tenderness in the man's eyes, the strength she had always had suddenly turned into tears.

[So, what's the point of this affectionate look? ]

[I said Brother Yan likes Qiqi! ! ! Look! Guessed it right! 】

[Should we say we are together at this time? Honestly, is the snake corpse still wriggling on the ground real or fake? Why does it look like a real snake to me? 】

[It must be fake. How can a real snake eat black paint? It must be a prank by the program team. But it is really scary this time. The wild survival program team is really having fun. Aren’t they afraid that they won’t find guests willing to come in the future! 】

Just as the audience shifted the topic to the big play of the program team this time, the program team was also going crazy!

Time goes back to the time before the God of Songs and his friends encountered the big mushroom.

As the three of them walked, they found a huge hornet's nest on the big tree in front of them. The God of Songs curiously walked down to look at it.

Then the hornet's nest exploded, exploded...

The colored cream fell on the singing god like rain, giving him a thorough bath. The martial arts brother fell into the trap, which was full of black paint, which colored his whole body. The little girl Yueyue harvested a giant spider, but she was just stunned, and then she saw through the illusion under the hideous appearance of the spider, picked it up and continued to move forward under the horrified sight of the singing god and the martial arts brother.

The trio completely became a group of the old, weak, sick and disabled. Not long after they limped away, a green grass snake slowly crawled over and got a little paint on it...

The above is the truth that the program team found out by calling up the flying small camera.

It seems unreasonable, but everything just happened to come together by coincidence. A snake was enraged, and maybe it was unconscious after eating the paint, so it came to Song Qi, and the result was the current scene.

Now, the whole screen is full of the program team playing, what else can the program team do?

Does it mean that there is an omission in their screening system, resulting in the guest being bitten by a real snake!

Even if it was a non-venomous snake, the spread of this incident would definitely reduce the reputation of [Wild Survival]. Everyone came to participate in this program just for fame and fortune. What's the point of playing if their lives are not guaranteed?

Therefore, facing this huge black pot, the director put it on his head with tears.

Here, Song Qi quickly adjusted her mentality, wiped her tears and continued to follow Wei Mingyan. This time she was much more cautious and observed the surrounding environment more carefully.

Storm became more stable, without the previous cheerfulness. Obviously, the owner was attacked and he did not stop it in time, which made it a little depressed.

Wei Mingyan noticed this depression. He stopped, squatted down and gently stroked Storm's head, which was a little droopy. "Storm did a good job just now. If you hadn't found the snake, you and I...we wouldn't have noticed it."

Noticing that he almost said the three words "your mother" by mistake, Song Qi blinked nervously, and her face turned red for some reason. She quickly lowered her head to hide the expression on her face.

Dogs, like people, need praise. Sure enough, when Wei Mingyan praised him, Baobao's tail started wagging again. Although it was not as happy as before, it was obvious that it was not as depressed as before.

Having solved Baobao's mood problem, the man gently patted his head and stood up with a smile.

[Mom! I saw an angel! ! So handsome! ! ]

[I really want to become Baobao, even for a second, let me enjoy the touch of the male god, okay! ]

[He can go out to the hall, go down to the kitchen, drill wood to make fire, grill fish in a stone pot, and be the first to go when encountering danger. He also loves pets so much, and the key is that he is handsome! Such a good boyfriend, give me a dozen! ]

[Go away upstairs! Brother Yan is obviously my boyfriend, okay! ]

Just when everyone was drooling over Wei Mingyan, a weak barrage popped up, [I said, do we still remember that this is a wild survival game, Brother Yan has to complete the task, the singing god team on the other side has already started to build the ladder, and the movie emperor team has not yet reached the place. 】

Yes, when Wei Mingyan and the others were having a small episode, the Song God team had successfully escaped the threat of glue and bat nets, and ran to the center of the island, under the big tree with flags.

This is a big tree that is not very high, but it is definitely not short. The Song God team stood under the tree, looking at the colorful flags for a long time.

It is so high, how to get up?

"Brother..." Yueyue said faintly, "Didn't you climb a tree this morning? Do you think this tree can be climbed?"

When talking about what happened in the morning, the Song God couldn't help but look at the big spider that Yueyue had been holding, and then his old face blushed.

He was frightened by the spider at that time. He hugged the tree trunk and ran up without thinking. His mind went blank. When he reacted, his arms were already firmly hugging the tree.

But it was a relatively small tree, but it was bearing a weight that should not be borne at this age. Of course, after knowing that it was a fake spider, the singer slid down from the tree with a normal expression. The little tree Nature will be saved.

But now, in front of him is a tree that cannot be hugged by four arms.

The singer was lost in thought.

The martial arts guy suggested, "How about I climb it? I've climbed trees before."

"No, there are no protective measures. It would be bad if it falls."

Although it was a joke most of the time, at the critical moment, the singer thought he could still carry it clearly. He glanced around and made a decisive decision.

"Let's build a bamboo ladder!"

This tree is so thick and not very high. The program crew must have chosen this tree so that they could build a bamboo ladder!

So, the three of them went to chop bamboo with high spirits!

Then, a yellow dog with dull fur but bright eyes quietly emerged from the grass. It looked around to make sure there was no danger before turning around to greet its owners.

Song Qi looked up at the colorful flags hanging high and frowned slightly, "How can we solve this situation?"

Wei Mingyan rolled up his sleeves and smiled with fox eyes. The corners of his mouth were slightly raised. He looked like a fox that had stolen a chicken. "Their team will definitely choose to build a bamboo ladder when they see it. If the three of us cooperate, even if we don't work for a moment, It takes at least two hours to work without stopping.”

"What about us?"

The man's smile was even wider, a bit like a black-hearted glutinous rice dumpling, "Let's go quietly to another bamboo forest."

He still didn't say how he planned to take down the colorful flags, but the program team who had been watching the rape suddenly felt strong uneasiness in their hearts.

Then, the two of them and one dog went to the bamboo forest. Wei Mingyan skillfully started the fire first, and Song Qi took out the remaining chicken from last night from the package, skewered it on the pillar, and turned it evenly.

Wei Mingyan sat on the ground with a knife and kept peeling the bamboo. After trying it and feeling that it was okay, he put it on the fire to bake.

"What are you doing?" Song Qi asked curiously.

"You'll know in a minute."

But the man still wanted to keep the surprise. He turned around and started whittling bamboo wood. By the time Song Qi finished roasting the meat, there were already several bamboo arrows with sharp tips on the ground.

Song Qi handed the barbecue to the man who finally stopped, and looked at the bamboo bow that was already taking shape on the ground with some surprise, "When did you learn to make a bow?"

"I thought it would be useful before I came here. I learned it from the videos." Wei Mingyan has been busy for a long time, sweat has already appeared on his forehead, but his expression is still full of energy.

"Can you use this as a bow string? Will it not break?" Song Qi held this crudely made bamboo bow in her hand and couldn't stop looking at it.

She never thought that Wei Mingyan would actually be able to make a bow and arrow one day.

"Disposable items, it's okay."

Wei Mingyan was still confident. After eating and drinking, he quietly walked over with Song Qi, drew his bow, and narrowed his eyes to aim at the colorful flags on the tree.

[What is Brother Yan going to do! ! 】

[666666 is really awesome. He can actually make his own bow and arrow. Even if you don’t accept it, I will accept it! 】

【Oh my God! ! ! How could this man be so perfect! 】

[The atmosphere of two people making bows and arrows and barbecue is really great! I always feel that Brother Yan has special feelings for Miss Sister, and the love in his eyes is almost overflowing, okay! 】

[Stretch the bow, draw the bow! ! 】

--call out!

The sound of bamboo arrows piercing the air passed by in an instant. In Song Qi's eyes, which suddenly widened, the colorful flag was hit by the bamboo arrow and fell to the ground smoothly.

Tempest had been waiting quietly for a long time. When he saw the colorful flags, he pricked up his ears and rushed out quietly. He silently bit the bamboo arrow stuck in the ground and returned to his owner with the colorful flags in tow.

His movements are so smooth and familiar that you can tell he has done it before.

In the barrage, after a second of silence, a large group of people soon burst out: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h h h so much use so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to to to the bottom of the barrage, the barrage quickly erupted into a chorus of words: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! 】

【So handsome, so handsome! ! ! It actually came down! ! ! 】

【so amazing! ! 】

Wei Mingyan stretched his neck and looked at the three people who were busy with their backs. He raised his eyebrows proudly at Song Qi with a colorful flag and lowered his voice to ask for credit, "Tianfeng and I throw away dishes every day at home, and Tianfeng finds them back every time." coming."

Looking at the man who was waiting for praise like a child, and then at the old dog squatting at her feet with his tongue sticking out happily, looking up, Song Qi pursed her lips and smiled, imitating Wei Mingyan and whispered: " You are so awesome!”

Then the man smiled even happier.

"Let's leave quietly, don't let them know that we have taken the colorful flags."

With a wicked smile on his face, he held a bow and arrow in his left hand and a colorful flag in his right hand. He followed Song Qi beside him and a yellow dog in front of him to explore the way, and left here.

Behind them, the trio in the bamboo forest didn't even take a break. They didn't notice the movement behind them at all. They were busy working and working together. Finally, after spending a lot of money on their hands, their hands were red and soaked, and they got a giant ugly but still safe one. Bamboo ladder.

"It's clear that they haven't come yet. It's probably cold. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this colorful flag will be..."

The singer held the bamboo ladder that he had made all afternoon, and the smile on his face froze.

“Where are the colorful flags???”

The author has something to say: The first ten little angels will receive red envelopes!

Good night!