Chapter 106: Tangled
"What else?" Lu Han enlightened him, "If I want to cast a spell on you, what else do I need to know? There are so many people with the same name, what if I curse the wrong person."
"Birthdate?"
"Yes, it's the birthdate, plus the name given by your parents, you become you." Lu Han laughed, "So I just need to go to the account and change my name to He Chunhua, and then change my birthdate to his, so that when I go to Xiazhou to become an official, and then pick up the kite money, that ghost thing will shine! Well, changing the birthdate is not easy, and a ritual of rebirth is required to deceive the secrets, but it's not that no one has done it before, and I still have some ways."
He snapped his fingers: "Anyway, we have to get the official seal and documents. When we go to Xiazhou, you may have to call me--"
The subordinates said in unison: "Master He!"
Everyone laughed, and then the minion asked cautiously: "Then, do we have to act tonight?"
Originally, General Lu said that he would let these officers and soldiers go, and go their separate ways tomorrow morning
"No!" General Lu waved his hand, full of heroic spirit, "Hold the troops, no one is allowed to make the first move!"
Everyone was stunned. Didn't they want to grab the official seal and documents? Now they are not going to fight again?
But soon a confidant reacted: "General Lu wants to postpone this battle until tomorrow, and it would be best if the Wu and Pei teams come."
"The soldiers that the dog official can bring out for a long journey are all carefully selected strong men, and they may have battlefield experience. He also has the Sheji Order, and the army enjoys the blessing of Yuanli. It is not difficult for a team of 300 people to exert the combat power of 400 people." General Lu said calmly, "Even if we can eat them all, I am afraid the loss will not be small. When we face the Wu and Pei people, we will suffer a loss. Why not wait until everyone gathers together and use these dog officials and soldiers to sacrifice blood together to open the flag, isn't it good?"
The subordinates said yes.
Just then, there was a commotion outside, as if many people were shouting.
What Lu Han didn't want most at this moment was an accident. He threw down the duck leg, wiped the oil on his trouser legs, and strode out.
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Fatty Wang entered the room and sat on the bamboo chair.
The bamboo chair groaned, unable to bear the weight.
This action was also very rude in front of dignitaries, but he didn't care about that. He stared at Zhu and scolded: "Are you stupid? Go and pour me... and the eldest master a glass of water."
You can't get angry at the puppy, but it's okay to scold "your own" woman, right?
Zhu turned around silently, but before she took two steps, the fat man stretched out his hand and slapped her back: "Hurry up."
Zhu looked back, and the man's bear-like eyes made her extremely uneasy.
He Lingchuan smiled: "It seems that you have studied for a few years and know that the wall is shining."
"Ah, um." Fatty Wang said to himself, don't get angry, don't get angry, just pull out this kid's tongue later. At that time, you can make barbecue or spicy stew, whatever you want!
He Lingchuan changed the subject: "Are you working with Boss Lu?"
"Ah?" The fat man was surprised, "Ah, no."
"How many years did Boss Lu go out before he came back?"
The fat man was speechless, there was no answer to this question: "I don't remember, why are you asking these questions?"
"I just think that Boss Lu is a man with a story." He Lingchuan shrugged, "Then let's change the subject, how long have you and Zhu been married?"
Years of hard work, wind and sun have made Zhu's skin dark and her cheeks red. But if you look closely, Zhu's eyebrows and eyes are actually delicate, and her figure is also very slim.
"She?" This turn was unexpected, and the fat man was stunned, "For many years."
"How could she marry-" He Lingchuan gestured to his whole body, "-you? No offense, but you two don't look very compatible." These two people are like flowers stuck in cow dung, and precious jade embedded in mud.
Fatty Wang blushed, not because of shame, but because of swelling.
"There are so many men in the village, but she chose me and she will marry me!" He said sternly, "Is it not possible?"
"Yes, yes, I just don't know what she wants from you, is she a sleeper or doesn't take a bath?"
"I have money!" The fat man squeezed out his words from his teeth, "I went out to work hard in my early years and saved money back!"
He Lingchuan sighed and muttered a few words, as if a pearl was covered in dust, and then asked: "How many children do you have?"
"... Two." Why did this guy come to make trouble? Did he like Zhu, or did he have a connection with her?
Fat Wang was furious just now, but he didn't think much about it. Now that his anger has subsided, he began to feel something was wrong.
"Where is the child?" He Lingchuan glanced into the inner room, "I don't think I saw it."
There was no sound in the inner room.
This fat man has a firecracker personality that can't stand being bullied, but he didn't explode even after being repeatedly humiliated by him. He Lingchuan guessed that these guys were really thinking about taking action in the second half of the night.
The fat man choked. Why did this man ask questions like cannonballs, one after another, so urgent and fast, it was really hard to deal with.
Fortunately, he had some quick wits and said vaguely: "Sent to a relative's house in town, and will be back in two days."
He was afraid that He Lingchuan would ask "which relative" next.
Fortunately, there was no one.
At this time, Zhu came out with a pot of boiling water and two wooden cups, and poured water for each of them.
He Lingchuan didn't drink it, and the fat man didn't drink it either.
Because he suddenly remembered that some farmers had rat poison hidden in their homes. It is said that women are the most poisonous. What if this woman fell into the water...
"You take a rest, I'll go back to the room, call me if you have anything." The fat man was holding back his anger, and turned to Zhu and said with a bad face: "Come on, follow me into the room."
Let’s vent our anger on this little bitch first. Now he is the “head of the family”, and no matter how he messes with his woman in his own territory, the little ghost surnamed He can only listen.
As soon as he stood up, the chair creaked again, as if it was lucky that it didn’t fall apart. Zhu looked at the chair, knowing that her fate after entering the room with him would be worse than this chair.
What to do?
The only savior is the young man of the He family in the room and his personal guards.
She was anxious, and He Lingchuan’s voice came from behind the fat man: “By the way, Fatty, what’s the matter with the water spirit tablet?”
The direction was too strong, so the fat man had to turn around: “What’s wrong?”
“Depend on the water, the water spirit you worship is the spirit in this lake, right?” He Lingchuan pointed to the big lake outside, “What is the original body of your water spirit?”
“Ah, yes.” The fat man couldn’t answer this question, but the woman behind him closed her mouth as tightly as a clam. "Why are you interested in it?"
Since the Water Spirit Temple has been built here, it means that the local water god has been officially canonized and has a system. But there are many kinds of monsters. If the locals don't tell you, outsiders have no way of knowing what the water god is.