The Last Cultivator in the World (1)

Ji Changze didn't look carefully just now. Now he came back and took a look at the cave. He found that the environment here was really hard to describe.

Generally speaking, this cave is very good. Although it is a cave, it is quite high and wide. There is no water or anything, and it is dry and cool.

But now it's full of stuff.

For example, there are all kinds of bucket noodles, spicy strips, dry noodles, and milk tea. Although he is wearing a monk's robe, he has a mobile phone in his pocket and a computer next to him.

Indeed, he is a modern practitioner, quite keeping pace with the times.

On the computer screen, group messages were still flashing rapidly one after another.

Monkey King: [Which Taoist friend is overcoming the tribulation? The lightning flashes here in Xicheng are very scary. 】

I am the little watermelon spirit who is omnipotent in heaven and on earth: [Is it Brother Niu? He seems to be about to pass the tribulation stage, Boss Niu. 】

Boss Niu: [It wasn’t me, my wife beat me up, and my state fell back again. 】

The frog wants to eat the swan meat: [It's me. I have successfully overcome the tribulation. Come and give everyone a red envelope to celebrate. 】

When the red envelope came out, a group of people opened it and howled again.

【penny! Cheapskate! 】

[It’s only a dime in total, so don’t call me a frog, just call him Tie Gong. 】

The frog wants to eat the swan meat; [A dime is good. Do you think it is easy for us frogs to make money? We catch mosquitoes with our tongues every day, and only after catching a thousand mosquitoes can we exchange for one dollar. Life is difficult. 】

Ji Changze knew from looking at their chat records that these people were just joking.

The group name is [China Non-Human Alliance], and the group announcement reads: All non-human beings are welcome to join the group and contribute to the non-human group.

At first glance, it looked like it was a group used to make fun of people. He looked at his group name again.

The repairer is Ze.

Simple, rough and rough.

Ji Changze didn't understand why a real cultivator would join such a group that was purely for fun.

He started looking at his memories.

No wonder the original owner joined. It turned out that he thought this group was real.

The original owner was an abandoned baby who was picked up by an old cultivator. He found that he had good bones and spiritual roots, so he began to teach him how to practice. He hoped that he could not ascend, so he let the original owner ascend.

Speaking of the old cultivator, he was just a temple priest at first, but later he became a monk by accident and lived for more than five hundred years. He knew clearly that he was an alien to ordinary people, so he never dared to show his face. Hiding in the deep mountains and old forests. Later, when the Kingdom of China was established, gradually, the deep mountains and old forests no longer meant that human beings were rare. There were villages here, and the old cultivators realized that their time was running out, so they no longer had to cover up or hide. After living for many years, he generously built a Taoist temple at the bottom of the mountain.

Everyone in the village knew that the old monk was a Taoist. He didn't like to go down the mountain and only came out when he was buying rice. Although he didn't have a medical license, he was good at seeing doctors. Therefore, anyone in the village who had a headache or fever would come to him. Sometimes I give something as a reward, and sometimes I give money directly.

This cave was also discovered by an experienced cultivator. Cultivating here can get twice the result with half the effort.

As for the original owner, he was just an abandoned baby who was picked up and made a monk. It was okay at first, but when he grew up and saw the outside world, he was unwilling to continue squatting in the cave without letting anyone find him. exists.

Why do you have to hide yourself if you want to live forever? If others can't live forever, it's because they don't have the ability. If he can live forever, that's because he is superior to others.

He did not agree with the old monk's mentality of just concentrating on cultivation, but believed that he was born superior and should rule the entire world.

That's right, rule the world.

The original owner would naturally not think about the fact that he knew nothing but cultivation, let alone the fact that a bullet from a cannon shot into his heart could make him belch.

Cultivators are inherently more powerful than ordinary people.

He is so confident.

He didn't dare when the old cultivator was there, for fear that the master would suppress him, but when the old cultivator died, he immediately took the savings left by the old cultivator and eagerly prepared his own plan.

I first bought a mobile phone and played games happily for three months.

After playing enough games and knowing some modern things, I bought another computer, registered a chat account, and started trying to find similar allies.

The original owner has been learning either Taoism or Kung Fu since he was a child, and has not had much contact with the outside world. This is not because the old cultivator does not want to teach him, but it is because the old cultivator actually has the mentality of people five hundred years ago, and has no understanding of today's technology. The product is not interested at all, and they don't think there is anything to teach them. Anyway, they just need to practice hard. It is easy to be distracted by these foreign objects.

Therefore, the original owner had a desire to be a villain, but his brain and vision could not keep up.

He has also figured out that with his own cultivation level, it is really difficult for him to dominate the world. Let alone world domination, just talking about China, people can be suppressed before they leave the province.

Since you can't fight alone, find a partner.

So, when he was wandering around the forum one time, he saw this advertisement recruiting group members.

Advertisements are almost the same as group announcements.

Most people would know at a glance that this was for fun, but the original owner couldn't tell. He really thought it was a non-human communication group, so he joined in excitedly.

He still had some brains. He knew that he couldn't figure out whether the people he just met were enemies or friends, so he dived to observe first. As a result, he was distressed to find that these goblin cultivators, who were not ordinary humans like him, had no ambition at all!

They had abilities beyond ordinary people, but they didn't want to stand in a high position and have a higher status to serve themselves, but to live a mediocre life like ordinary people, and even! They had to find a job! !

Like the frog, it even had to exchange mosquitoes for money.

The original owner couldn't believe that his future allies were such a bunch of things.

But this group should have included all non-humans in China. No matter how much he disliked them, he still endured it and patiently planned to get along with them and cultivate feelings. Then, after the feelings were cultivated, he would pull them together to dominate the world.

The original owner had a very good idea. He planned to integrate the whole world and then open a harem of 30,000 people (Ji Changze: ... can he hold on?), and then he would be crowned as the emperor and return to the ancient imperial system. Because of immortality, he would do it for a long time.

After reading it, Ji Changze's expression was like this: = =

Yes, the original owner is such a naive and ambitious middle school student.

In fact, it is quite normal to be middle school student at this age, but he does have the ability to match. After that, the original owner began to implement his plan. He first won over the group members. When the group members began to complain about the unsmooth cultivation, he told others the methods he learned from the old monks, and then waited confidently for the other party to be grateful to him.

If the group members were really non-human, maybe this trick would work.

But the group member was not, he was just doing it for fun.

For example, one of the high school students in the group was nicknamed Big Black Bear in the group, and gave himself the identity of Black Bear Spirit.

One day he said: I don't know why my hair is falling off, and my cultivation is stagnant. Do you have any ideas?

The original owner saw that this was a good opportunity to recruit a younger brother!

He immediately went to look for the book left by the old monk. After searching for most of the night, he finally found a solution and replied to the group members: You are overnourished. It should be that you have absorbed too much spiritual energy recently. Stop practicing first, shave all the hair on your body, and wait until the hair starts to grow. Next time, you can practice in the hot spring.

At that time, everyone had already sent more than 2,000 group messages.

The high school student needed to go to bed early and didn't see it at all. When he woke up the next day and found someone tagging him, he was too lazy to look up again, and continued to happily chat in the group.

And from the perspective of the original owner?

After he discovered the problem of the black bear spirit, he took the trouble to look through the ancient books for most of the night. It was extremely difficult to find such a method to help the black bear spirit solve the problem. As a result, the black bear spirit ignored him at all and laughed with others in the group.

The original owner was almost angry to death.

I helped you out of good intentions, and this is how you treat me?

Or do you think you are a fairy and look down on me, a human monk?

Yes, although I don’t know why there are still six or seven fairies alive today that the master said were extinct three thousand years ago, but the original owner still remembers the words taught by the old monk.

Fairies practice faster than humans, and once they become fairies, their lifespan is longer than that of humans. They don’t have to practice hard like humans to gain immortality, and their attack power is even stronger than that of humans.

So after discovering that there was only one human monk in this group, the original owner felt inferior.

The more inferior a person is, the more sensitive and the more he thinks.

In addition, the information is not equal. One regards the water group as a way to relax, and the other regards the group as a serious non-human gathering point. Therefore, in the eyes of the original owner, this black bear demon looks down on him.

He was vindictive, so he endured it and continued to play tricks on the other party. After the other party told him where he was, he lied that he was also in that city. Then when the high school student said with a chuckle that we should meet in person, he agreed without hesitation.

Then he bought a ticket to the city where the high school student was, and then killed him with one shot.

The high school student was also wronged.

He was tired of studying and wanted to find something fun to relax his mind. He joined such a boasting group and boasted every day to make himself feel relaxed. Who knew that he would meet such a psychopath as the original owner.

Originally thought that it was a happy meeting with netizens, and even made time for his homework to give it to the original owner.

As a result, he was beaten up before they were introduced to each other.

The original owner also hoped to make the other party convinced and take him as his younger brother. After all, there were only a few goblins in the whole of China, and killing one less (he thought), so he did not kill him.

As for the original owner, he waited for a long time but the other party did not turn into his original form and surrender to him. He simply took a photo of the other party with a bruised face and sent it to the group. When the whole group was confused, he said that this was the result of looking down on him. Don't think that human monks can't beat goblins. He remembered clearly which city everyone in the group was in. If they surrendered, they would be a family in the future. If they were not convinced, he would go to their homes one by one to make them convinced.

The group members were confused at first, but when they heard the original owner say this as a monk, they immediately thought that this was a picture they found online. It's okay to meet in person, but why do this kind of fun to fool around.

Everyone laughed and praised them for being playful. They said they would do the same thing next time they met in person, and then they continued to chat about their own things.

The original owner thought they would all be frightened to kneel down and beg for mercy: "..."

The high school student who was beaten black and blue and was thought to be joking by the group friends: "..."

The original owner's brain circuit turned to "they really look down on me", and he went home angrily, ready to concentrate on cultivation. When his cultivation level is high, he will not let go of any of those who "laughed" him, and he will get back sooner or later.

Afterwards, while he was cultivating, the high school student was finally rescued and said that he was beaten by a psychopathic netizen. The police found the original owner based on the surveillance.

Although the original owner had a high cultivation level, he didn't know anything. He could fight one against one, but not ten.

He firmly believed that this was the black bear spirit who had surrendered to ordinary humans and actually wanted to use ordinary humans to catch him. He hated the high school student even more. After that, just after he was caught and taken to the police station, there was a change in the sky. Huge meteorites fell all over the world. Some exploded and disappeared in mid-air, while others fell into the city center with great impact.

When there was chaos everywhere, the world quietly changed.

The spiritual power brought by the explosion of the meteorite changed the earth. The spiritual power was revived, and it was no longer as difficult to practice as before. The animals that were originally ordinary began to absorb spiritual power instinctively, becoming larger and more wild. At that time, the whole world suffered heavy losses because of the meteorite falling into the city, and there was no energy and extra ability to pay attention to these things. When they found something wrong, it was too late.

The animals ran rampant in the city, the sea creatures began to surface to attack fishing boats, and the birds in the sky also began to attack the planes.

Taking advantage of this chaos and the faster spiritual power recovery, the original owner successfully escaped from prison. Because there was chaos everywhere, coupled with his ability as a cultivator, he really gathered a group of people to establish himself as king. As a result, before the government could take care of him, he let the mutant animals open their heads.

In theory, except for the unlucky high school student, the original owner had no one to hurt.

Although the original owner held a grudge, he was in a mess later, and he had no time to hurt the high school student's family. It was necessary to make up for it, but there was no need to call Ji Changze.

Ji Changze read it again carefully and figured it out.

Every planet will have a big mutation in a given era, but the mutation does not mean that the civilization will be cleansed. Generally, the law of time will leave a glimmer of hope for this era.

As long as the opportunity is seized, the big mutation will not only not cleanse the entire civilization, but will also rise to a higher level.

The original owner is the glimmer of hope left by time.

His mission should have been to help mankind overcome difficulties and let the big mutation pass safely.

But he is really not the material for this. He is full of thoughts of dominating the world and opening a harem to become the master of the entire earth.

If it were his master, maybe this would have happened.

But if it were him, he would not only die himself, but also let all mankind miss the last chance to save.

That would be a big mistake.

So, the professional scapegoat Ji Changze came.

Ji Changze was quite suspicious that this was because the system saw that he had never taken a vacation, so it specially found such a relaxed and simple world for him.

This is absolutely no problem.

System: [Remind the host, the timeline is after the original owner has beaten people. ]

Ji Changze: [That's right, it's easy just because someone has been beaten, don't you get it?]

The system stopped talking.

Ji Changze began to concentrate on feeling the cultivation level of the original owner.

Sure enough, he has a good physique. He has been working hard for three days and resting for two days, but his cultivation level is quite high.

The original owner can't fight, and he doesn't have any moves to use. He just has a lot of cultivation.

But it doesn't matter, Ji Changze can fight!

He can memorize a whole warehouse of moves, which is definitely enough.

He closed his eyes and began to practice, thinking about what kind of big banner he should raise this time. Just as he was thinking, messy but light footsteps came from the bottom of the mountain.

It seems that the police are here.

The police are indeed going up the mountain.

This case is quite simple. The netizens met, and the victim said that the other party was crazy. He beat him up before saying hello when they met, and then left after the beating. After checking the surveillance and chat records, they directly found Ji Changze.

The villagers at the foot of the mountain also said that there was a young Taoist priest living here.

He was adopted by the old Taoist priest. After the old Taoist priest passed away, he has been living on the mountain and has rarely come down. He did go out some time ago. His appearance and clothing descriptions can match the descriptions of the victims.

Because the other party may have violent tendencies, this time they dispatched more than a dozen police officers, absolutely foolproof.

Seeing that they were about to walk to the Taoist temple on the mountain under the guidance of the villagers, the door over there opened in the distance.

A young man wearing a Taoist robe, Taoist shoes, and a bun walked straight towards them. When the police officer standing in front of him approached, he found that this man looked quite good, with a fair face, a slender figure, and judging from his appearance, he was at most twenty years old.

Not only is he good-looking, but his eyes are also quite open. When he came up to them, he said directly: "Are you here to arrest me?"

The leading police officer was happy: "Do you know we are here to arrest you?"

"I am the only one on this mountain. If you didn't come up to arrest me, how could you catch a bird?" Ji Changze looked at them calmly and asked: "What have I done wrong? Why do you have to send so many people to arrest me?"

This is strange. It seems that he had expected them to come to arrest people, but he didn't know what it was.

Several police officers standing in front looked at each other. One of them took out a photo of the high school student who was beaten by the original perpetrator and placed it in front of Ji Changze; "Do you know this person?"

After saying that, they saw the calmness in the eyes of the young Taoist priest in front of them suddenly change. He stared at the photo in disbelief for a while, and then asked with a look of resentment and gritted teeth. They: "Did he confess me?"

for?

What is this word?

Aren't they the victims and the perpetrators?

The experienced police officer had already noticed that something was wrong. He did not directly say that they were here because Ji Changze had beaten him, but deliberately followed Ji Changze's words.

"You live in this deep mountain and old forest. Where else can we know you except from him."

When he asked this question, what he was actually thinking in his heart was that maybe Ji Changze and the high school student were in a partnership, and the two of them did something else together.

Otherwise, why would Ji Changze ask this question?

After he finished speaking, Ji Changze's expression became even more angry as he expected. His flawless white jade face was full of anger and hatred: "I knew you were a traitor, a coward, and a coward who can't even abide by the rules!!"

After speaking angrily, he asked the police officer: "Where did you keep him? I can go with you, but I have to be locked up with him."

Seeing Ji Changze so angry, the police officer felt heart-wrenching curiosity in his heart.

What on earth did the two of them do together? How could they be so angry after being betrayed?

Could it be those sensitive cases that will be locked up if you speak out?

He grabbed his colleague who was about to speak and continued to follow Ji Changze's words, calmly and seductively: "Why do you want to be locked up with him? Do you want to beat him again?"

The young Taoist priest in front of him had a cold expression on his face: "He has violated the regulations, and I will kill him with my own hands."

My mother.

This one still has a sha're:n tendency.

The threat level needs to be raised.

He was afraid that something would happen if he waited any longer, so he motioned for people to handcuff Ji Changze, but Ji Changze stood there quietly and allowed them to handcuff him.

I don't know why, but he looked a little confused. After finishing his ka0, he raised his eyes and asked the police officer standing in front of him: "You all know who I am and you are using something like this to torture me?"

The police officer misunderstood him very well.

I thought he was saying, "There is someone behind me. I have an identity, but you dare to torture me." I immediately smiled and said, "No matter what your identity is, if you commit a crime, you will be handcuffed."

Ji Changze continued to look confused.

I went to the police station and sat there, asking him to explain the facts of his crime.

Ji Changze just kept silent.

He always said the same thing: "Call the black bear spirit, otherwise I won't cooperate."

The police knew that Black Bear Spirit was the victim's group name. Ji Changze refused to cooperate, and his previous remarks made it sound like he had done some shameful things with the high school student. After discussing it, they still went to the high school. born.

After hearing what the police said, he was still sitting on the hospital bed. Because a tooth had been knocked out and his face was swollen, he could only pity the high school student who was eating porridge: "..."

He was going crazy.

"What!! I don't know him well at all. We were just friends. We rarely exchanged words before. Later, he said that he and I were from the same city, so I joked that we could meet. Who? After knowing that he really agreed, it was like what you saw. As soon as we met, he beat me like crazy. You can see that I can’t move my hands. Until now, I can’t even touch my phone, I can only look at it. television."

His parents were also very angry and distressed.

"Our son is just a child who is still in school. He is so busy just doing homework and going to class every day. He doesn't even have time to spend the pocket money we give him. What can he do? What he does is not up to us, parents and teachers. Under his nose, even if he wanted to go out to meet this netizen this time, he only went after reporting to me. "

Seeing that they were agitated, the police officer could only reassure them: "Don't worry, it's just that Ji Changze insisted on seeing your son, so we came to ask, if it was just an ordinary group friend relationship, how could he meet him immediately?" Just hit someone?"

"You have to ask him about this. Anyway, I'm really not familiar with him. If I had known that he was so crazy, I wouldn't have met him at all."

After all, high school students don’t know what the problem is.

The police picked up his mobile phone, opened the group, and began to check the chat records between Ji Changze and him bit by bit, but to ordinary people, these records were just something for fun, and nothing could be seen at all. .

Until the group is opened.

I searched for Ji Changze's news and found the photos he took that day after beating someone and the words he said.

After reading those words, the policemen said: "..."

They found the photo and showed it to the high school student: "Look, did he take this on the day you were beaten?"

The high school student never had a chance to touch his cell phone, and his eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw the embarrassing picture of himself: "This person actually took a picture of what I looked like at that time. He is still not a human being. He will not take these pictures again." Have the photos been posted everywhere?”

The police showed him what Ji Changze said in the group at that time.

High school student: "..."

"When did I look down on him? And what do you mean I look down on him as a human being? Am I not a human being too? He really thinks I am some kind of bear spirit??!!"

The policeman holding the phone said seriously: "Maybe he really thinks you are."

High school student: "???"

Policeman: "His sincere words don't look fake, and doesn't your group's rules say that you must disguise your identity in front of normal humans, and you cannot expose your identity or betray your group members without authorization. Violators will be killed without mercy?"

"That was written as a joke. We are all human beings. Why do we need to pretend? Everyone knows that this is a joke. This group rule was set up by a few of us and the group owner when the group was just established."

"Yes, you know it's a joke. Maybe Ji Changze took it seriously. He was very calm after seeing us, but he became angry when he knew that we got his information from you. He kept saying that you were a traitor who betrayed him. Is there such a thing? One possibility is that he thinks everyone in the group is real, and he thinks you revealed his identity as a monk to the police. "

The police analyzed with reason: "Ji Changze has lived in the dojo since he was a child, and he has never been to school. Maybe his cognition is a little different from that of ordinary people. Maybe he has mental problems, so he beat you because he really thinks you look down on his human identity. When he was arrested by the police, he didn't think he was arrested because he beat you, but because he thought you betrayed him and revealed his identity as a monk. In addition, he still thinks that you were also arrested and imprisoned as a black bear spirit. "

High school student: "..."

"Isn't this the mental disorder or something in the TV series? Is he mentally ill?"

"We can't be sure of this yet. We have to find a doctor to check it out. The reason why he is making a fuss about seeing you now may be what I just said. He thinks you betrayed him. "

The high school student felt that his three views had been completely washed away.

Isn't he wronged? Isn't it because he was too tired from studying that he joined a group and wanted to brag and relax?

Aren't everyone making it up?

What about tribulation and catching mosquitoes? There is also a guy named Lao Niu in the group. He says he is a vegetarian every day, but he still shows off some pictures of fried chicken and hamburgers.

Why did the guy named Ji Changze take it seriously?

And he was so unlucky that he met Ji Changze and was beaten up by him. Now, if the other party is really mentally ill, it seems that mentally ill people who beat people don’t need to be sentenced, and this guy doesn’t even have a relative. He lives alone on the top of the mountain and he will definitely not get compensation.

After thinking it through, the high school student stood up and said: "Why am I so unlucky."

His parents sighed and understood.

"Forget it, if this is really a mental illness, you can deal with it, and our family doesn’t want compensation."

"You, you! I told you to study hard, but you didn’t listen. You didn’t finish your homework and ran out to meet netizens. You said you were a man and it’s okay. Look, you met a psychopath!"

The high school student was very aggrieved and didn’t say anything.

The investigation of this matter has almost come to an end. Ji Changze is considered to be 80% mentally ill. As for the high school student who was beaten, he was checked from top to bottom and was indeed ordinary and had not done anything illegal.

In this way, this matter is easy to handle.

But Ji Changze is still the same. No matter what he is asked, he refuses to answer. What he says is just one sentence: let the black bear spirit come to see me.

When the high school student heard about it, he felt a sense of revenge in his heart.

"I want to see him!"

Didn't Ji Changze firmly believe that he was the black bear spirit and it was him who betrayed him?

And it sounded like he was still very angry.

He must retaliate.

The high school student thought about it and finally thought of a good way to retaliate.

He wanted to meet Ji Changze in person and tell this psychopath that he deliberately betrayed the other party. Not only that, he betrayed Ji Changze and others didn't know his identity as the black bear spirit.

Since Ji Changze firmly believed this, he would be so angry that he would vomit blood. Hahahahaha.

The meeting was arranged smoothly.

The high school student walked in with difficulty and sat down with a bruised face and limping. When he saw Ji Changze sitting quietly in prison uniform with handcuffs on, he immediately felt angry.

"Didn't you want to see me? I'm here, come and hit me, come on."

Ji Changze looked at him with a complicated expression: "Are you sure you want me to hit you?"

The high school student was complacent: "Don't make me laugh, you're wearing handcuffs, how can you hit me."

Ji Changze: "Your cultivation is so poor? You can't even do anything with such a small handcuff?"

Oh my god, this guy is really into the role, and he has cultivation.

The high school student almost burst out laughing.

He was so uncomfortable holding back his laughter that he stretched out the only intact leg in his body with difficulty: "Come on, you have cultivation, you have high cultivation, if you have high cultivation, you can open the handcuffs and hit me, hahahahaha... ha..."

His arrogant and complacent laughter gradually stiffened after seeing Ji Changze's handcuffs break open with a slight force.

Ji Changze took the broken hand ka0 in his hand.

With an expressionless face, he twisted the manganese steel hand ka0 into a knot in front of the high school student.

"Black Bear Spirit, you are dead."

High school student: "..."

Oh my god!!! There is a monster!!!