Chapter 878
quick?
earthworker?
Even if the two have never done that, they know what this means!
Yan Jiuxi blushed so blushing that she almost dripped blood, she quickly explained, "Auntie, it's not what you think."
"Girl, what's so embarrassing?"
The dormitory aunt smiled, "Young people are angry, these are normal!"
Yan Jiuxi: "..."
have to.
Jumping into the Yellow River now can't wash it out!
"cough--"
Su Mo said solemnly, "Auntie, I have nothing to do with the word 'quick'. We won't come down before noon."
quick?
fart!
This is about the dignity of men, how could he admit it?
impossible!
"Thank you auntie."
Yan Jiuxi was annoyed and angry, and pulled Su Mo upstairs. As soon as the two entered the dormitory, she locked the door and looked at Su Mo angrily, "Little Mo, are you going to die?!"
"How can you say something like that..."
"Girl, it's not my fault."
Su Mo pouted and muttered in a low voice, "Who told that aunt to say I'm fast? This is an insult to me!"
"what--"
Yan Jiuxi stomped her feet in anger, her cute appearance made Su Mo amused, "Okay, okay, I'm wrong!"
"Humph!"
Yan Jiuxi glared at Su Mo, "It's not an example!"
"That won't work!"
Su Mo protested: "If someone said I was 'fast', I would still refute it. This is a rumor, girl, if you don't believe it, I can prove it to you now!"
"Bah, rascal!"
Yan Jiuxi spit out a clear voice, took out her backpack and threw it to Su Mo speechlessly, "Pack up for me, I don't want to deal with you now!"
"As ordered."
Su Mo smiled and said nothing.
Soon, things have been packed up, and even the underwear is helped to pack up by him.
For this kind of thing, Yan Jiuxi didn't resist too much, anyway, apart from that kind of thing, her whole body was seen by Su Mo.
"Let's go."
Yan Jiuxi checked it and prepared to go downstairs.
"Wait a minute."
Su Mo took out his phone and suggested, "Girl, how about we play two games?"
He let out all his ruthless words, saying that he would not go downstairs before noon, but that he would go down now, which was a bit embarrassing.
In fact, he can really have something to do with Yan Jiuxi, but the conditions in the dormitory are too poor. He wants to leave the best memory for this girl's first time, and he doesn't want to eat it hastily because of his own selfish desires. took her.
In desperation, he had no choice but to make this suggestion.
"Play games?"
Yan Jiuxi didn't react, and said in surprise, "What are you doing playing games well?"
"It's nothing, I just want to play suddenly and play with you." Su Mo explained without blushing.
"OK then."
In this way, the two played games for two hours in a row, and it was not until one o'clock at noon that the trip to the canyon was over.
So much so that when going downstairs, the dormitory aunt secretly gave Su Mo a thumbs up.
In this regard, Su Mo smiled proudly, carrying her bag and pulling Yan Jiuxi to the school gate.
"Mr. Su, Miss Yan."
Rose was already waiting at the school gate, and nodded respectfully to the two of them.
"Take us to a place."
"Yes!"
At half past one in the afternoon, Su Mo and Yan Jiuxi came to Lu's house.
As soon as Lu Wangyou saw Yan Jiuxi, the two women chatted non-stop, which made Su Mo very speechless, and could not help reminding: "I said, can you go into the house? With such a big sun, you are not afraid of sunbathing. Is it black?"
"Don't be afraid!"
The two women said in unison.
Su Mo: "..."
have to.
Pretty tacit.
Following Lu Wangyou into the living room, Su Mo saw Lu Tianming and Tang Ao chatting.
As soon as they saw Su Mo, the two immediately stood up to say hello.
"Mr. Su, long time no see!"
"Mr. Su, we meet again."
Su Mo smiled awkwardly, "Two uncles, just call me by my name. Wangyou and I are friends. This 'Teacher Su' really stuns the younger generation."
"You are on yours, we are on ours, there is no conflict."
Lu Tianming shook his head and rejected Su Mo's suggestion.
Tang Ao also echoed: "Yes, the president is right, we call this 'Teacher Su', you deserve it!"
In this regard, Su Mo was very helpless, but he did not struggle with this issue.
"Mr. Su, sit down."
"Thank you."
Su Mo was not pretentious, and pulled Yan Jiuxi to sit on the sofa, "Uncle Lu, I'm going to let Xiaoxi live in your house for a few days, I'll cause you trouble."
"It's such a trivial matter, what trouble?"
Lu Tianming laughed and said, "Just right, this girl Wangyou has been talking about being bored all day long. When Xiaoxi is here, she must be very happy."
"That's necessary!" Lu Wangyou answered.
"Ha ha--"
There was laughter in the living room.
Lu Tianming picked up a piece of paper and put it in front of Su Mo, and said, "Mr. Su, you came just right, I just met a pair of absolutes here, Lao Tang and I have never come up with a suitable second couplet, do you want to try it out? try?"
"Oh?"
Su Mo said unexpectedly: "Can't even match the two uncles? It shouldn't be!"
As he spoke, he picked up the paper in front of him, and a super-long upper couplet came into his eyes.
Yan Jiuxi said softly: "Qi, Chu, Qin, Yan, Zhao, Wei and Han, seven kingdoms reigned supreme, competing in the Central Plains, a hundred years of wind and rain, and Angela Qin unified. Sun Liu, Cao Yuan, Tao Kong and Zhang, the three kingdoms stood together, dominated the world, and after 30 years of chaos, the Jin family lived alone."
"How about it?"
Lu Wangyou also knew about the first couplet. Recently, Tang Ao had been running to her house all day, and he and his father had been studying this couplet all day long.
Yan Jiuxi opened her mouth and said helplessly, "Is this first couplet too long?"
"Not only is it long, but it is also extremely difficult!"
Although Lu Wangyou was a mathematician, under the influence of Lu Tianming, he was no stranger to couplets and explained aloud: "This couplet is divided into two paragraphs, especially the first two words in the last sentence of the first paragraph, You have to respond with the name of a traditional Chinese medicine, what a pervert!"
"Girls say things like this, aren't they afraid of being embarrassed?"
Lu Tianming glared at his daughter angrily, then smiled at Su Mo, "Mr. Su, I'm so sorry to make you laugh."
"cut--"
Lu Wangyou curled his lips and whispered, "I don't know who it is. Every day I talk about how perverted the Vice-Shanglian is. I was infected by you, okay?"
Lu Tianming: "..."
As expected of his daughter, she never saved face in front of outsiders.
This kind of perseverance is really the same for so many years!
Yan Jiuxi smiled lightly and said softly: "This couplet is really difficult, but I believe that the two uncles will definitely be able to match the second couplet."
"That's right!"
Su Mo nodded and said, "No matter how difficult the couplet is, you can correct it. It's just a matter of time. Just like those ancient absolutes in the past, it's not slowly getting correct now."
"Although there are still some left that have not been matched up, sooner or later a suitable second link will appear!"
"That's what it says."
Tang Ao sighed and said helplessly: "The president and I have been studying for more than a week. Although we have successfully settled the second link, it is not very good."
Lu Tianming nodded and looked at Su Mo, "Mr. Su, try it out and see if you can get the next couplet right."
He clearly remembered Su Mo's amazing performance at the couplet conference last time.
"Thanks to Uncle Lu's love, then I'll give it a try."
Su Mo smiled slightly, but did not refuse. Looking at the upper couplet in his hand that left Lu Tianming and Tang Ao helpless, he lowered his head and thought seriously.
As soon as he entered the authentication state, the brain hole storm was automatically activated, his intelligence increased tenfold, and his thinking speed increased tenfold.
At the same time, countless texts began to be compared with the first couplet.
This method, like computer screening, is extremely exaggerated.
No one spoke, afraid of disturbing Su Mo's thoughts. Lu Tianming and Tang Ao were naturally more concerned about this matter, and their eyes were always on Su Mo.
Although Yan Jiuxi and Lu Wangyou were not interested in couplets, they were also curious about whether Su Mo could be right.
Time passed minute by minute.
After about ten minutes, Su Mo slowly raised his head, with a faint smile on his face, "Two uncles, I came up with a second couplet."
"Oh?"
Lu Tianming's eyes lit up, and he said quickly, "Tell me about it!"
"Qi, Chu, Qin, Yan, Zhao, Wei and Han, seven kingdoms ruled the roost, competing in the Central Plains, a century of wind and rain, Angelica Qin unified. Sun Liu, Cao Yuan, Tao Kong Zhang, the three kingdoms stood up, dominated the world, and after 30 years of chaos, the Jin family lived alone."
Su Mo read the first couplet again and said solemnly: "My second couplet is: red orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple, colorful, ups and downs, ups and downs, twists and turns, bittersweet world affairs. , through the vicissitudes of the ages, the Kong family lives alone."
"Two uncles, what do you think?"
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The school has started, the little Kuoai who are still in school should study hard, you are all the best students, come on~