Chapter 1140 Dark Bitter Gourd Juice!
Su Mo put his hands behind his back and narrowed his eyes: "What do you say about this?"
He was not surprised by the situation in front of him, even an honest person like Ma Lili was sent out.
How could an active person like Zhao Linger be idle?
bring it on! He is fearless! ! !
Zhao Linger covered her mouth and chuckled, pointed to the five unopened bottles of liquor at her feet, and said, "The easiest way is for the five of you to drink these five bottles, and you can finish drinking..."
Su Mo interrupted directly: "Change one."
"The second is..."
Zhao Linger squatted down and took out a glass jug from under the stool. The jug was filled with dark green liquid, which was viscous as a whole, and it made the scalp numb at a glance.
With the appearance of the kettle, it seems that even the air becomes bitter.
Zhao Tian swallowed his saliva, stared at the kettle in his girlfriend's hand, and asked cautiously, "Linger, what are you holding in your hand?"
Zhao Linger smiled and said lightly, "Bitter gourd juice."
"Bitter gourd juice?"
Wang Yu pinched her nose, and said in a loud voice, "Is it a lie? It's not like I haven't had bitter gourd juice before, isn't the color too dark?"
Zhang Xiaochuan nodded, his tone was full of surprise, he tentatively guessed: "Linger, shouldn't you mix rat medicine in bitter gourd juice?"
Zhao Linger: "..."
"Screw you!"
She glared at Zhang Xiaochuan and explained speechlessly, "This is bitter melon juice, but it is more bitter than ordinary bitter melon juice, because this pot of bitter melon juice in my hand is the essence of 100 catties of bitter melon."
"As long as any of you are willing to drink this, I will let it go, how about it?"
Zhao Linger bewitched: "Isn't this requirement too much? Who wants to give it a try? Challenge yourself!"
"..."
No one dared to speak. Including Su Mo.
The essence of one hundred catties of bitter gourd?
This……
If you want their lives to be straight, what do you do around the corner?
If you drink this thing in front of you, can you still live?
Dark bitter gourd juice! ! !
"Cough-cough-"
Su Mo laughed dryly, turned to look at Zhao Tian and the others, and pretended to be indifferent: "Brothers, it's your turn to play, whoever drinks this pot of bitter gourd juice will be my best brother!"
As for the five bottles of liquor?
Ah--
He chose to skip automatically.
Each person has a bottle of white wine. If they really drink it, there is no point in passing the customs, let alone picking up a relative, they can't go back themselves.
So, the only option is to kill this pot of bitter gourd juice! ! !
Zhao Tian: "Who are you?"
Wang Ye: "It's strange, why am I here?"
Zhang Xiaochuan: "I've crossed over? I'll wait to sign up!"
The cooperation of the three was a tacit understanding, which made Wang Tao and the two cameramen burst into tears from laughter.
In the live broadcast room, the scrolling speed of the barrage is even crazier.
"Haha, what a good brother!"
"Best brother? Cut! It's still a matter of life (dog head)!"
"What kind of friends are these friends? If it was me, I would definitely...don't drink."
"There is still a little fat man left, not bad, I finally have a good brother, enough loyalty!"
"Little Fatty, take care!!!"
...
Su Mo's face darkened, she glared at the three people who were playing tricks, and finally put her eyes on Wang Yu and squeezed a smile, "Brother Yu, do you want to try?"
No way, Wang Yu was his last hope.
"it is good!"
Wang Yu took a deep breath and nodded in agreement under the incredible gaze of everyone.
Su Mo was overjoyed, patted Wang Yu's shoulder vigorously, and moved: "Brother Yu, I will call you brother in the future. Although I don't say thank you for my kindness, I still want to say thank you."
"I won't say anything hypocritical, just two words - righteousness!"
"From now on, you are my best brother!"
Halfway through, he pointed at Zhao Tian and the three of them, and said, "Brother Yu, these three will be your little brothers in the future."
"..."
Zhao Tian, Wang Ye, and Zhang Xiaochuan looked at each other and shouted in unison, "Hello, Brother Yu!"
The younger brother is the younger brother, which is better than losing his life.
face?
Ah--
What a shit!
In the live broadcast room, countless netizens laughed.
"Wow, these people are so funny!"
"Sure enough, he is the most unscrupulous mathematician in history. His ability to instigate is too good!"
"Ignorant little fat man! Poor!!"
"My wife asked me why I spit on her face, I slapped her back, and then... Now I'm being baptized with a water cannon!"
"Are you really putting this on a variety show? This funny effect just explodes!!!"
...
"Cough-cough-"
The corners of Wang Yu's mouth twitched slightly, and hesitantly said, "Brother Mo, I may not have made it clear just now. I can drink bitter gourd juice, but it will take a while."
"no problem."
Su Mo breathed a sigh of relief and said generously: "I understand that you need a psychological transition, it's still early, wait until you're ready to start.
"
Wang Yu was a little hard to ride a tiger, so he closed his eyes and spoke out his true thoughts aloud.
"Brother Mo, you really misunderstood. Just now, my mother called me and said that my sister was going to be born, and I had to go to the hospital to accompany me. At least I have to wait until tomorrow before I can come back, so you should ask Gao Ming."
Su Mo: "..."
Is your sister about to be born?
Can you make any more excuses for this reason? ? ?
"puff!"
Zhao Linger laughed so hard that the branches trembled.
So funny!
Zhao Tian and the three of them had such an expression as expected, and they felt very uncomfortable in their hearts.
As soon as they saw the hesitation on Wang Yu's face just now, the three of them expected the general result.
My brother also called, but as a result, people don't need to drink bitter gourd juice.
This works, great! ! !
Su Mo laughed angrily and said, "Fatty, since that's the case, you should go to the hospital quickly. I'll find someone else to replace the best man."
"no, I'm fine!"
Wang Yu shook his head like a rattle and smiled: "That's right, Brother Mo; the situation at the hospital is still uncertain, and we won't know the final result later, so I'm not going yet, after all, Brother Mo's Weddings are also very important."
Hearing this, everyone cast a contemptuous look at Wang Yu.
If you make excuses, you make excuses. Why do you say it so loudly?
shameless!
Su Mo pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "Fatty, if Auntie is watching the live broadcast, will you be beaten to death when you go home?"
Wang Yu's face changed, but after seeing the bitter gourd juice in Zhao Ling'er's hand, he didn't regret it at all, "Then I have to wait until I go home, Brother Mo, if I drink this stuff now, brother, I will go straight to heaven."
Su Mo: "..."
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In the live broadcast room, netizens have already gone crazy.
"So why are you waiting here?"
"This group of funny people! I'm a bitch..."
"No, I can't stand it, it's too funny!"
"I thought it was bronze, but I didn't expect it to be the king, Niubi!"
...
Unfamiliar Su rolled his eyes reluctantly and glanced at the four of them, very helpless.
have to.
No one can rely on him, and in the end he has to rely on himself.
He took a few deep breaths, and without saying a word, took a pot full of bitter gourd juice in Zhao Linger's hand and swallowed hard.
Seeing this, Zhao Tian quickly persuaded: "Boss, why don't we still drink a bar? It's important to save our lives!"
"yes!"
Wang Ye's face was full of grief and anger, "Boss, we can't bear you!"
"Fuck off!"