Chapter 45: The Old Man Is Unlucky

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Chapter 45: The old man is unlucky

"One thousand dollars?" When the old man heard this, he was immediately happy, and then the eyes of Xia Ming were bright, and the old man said: "Young man, you are still sensible, you know that it is not easy for me, old man, a thousand is a thousand. ."

When Xia Ming heard it, he couldn't help but say: "Master, if you guess again, a thousand won't show my identity."

"You... don't you want to give me ten thousand... ten thousand..." The old man suddenly widened his eyes and asked incredulously.

Even Lin Wanqing stared at Xia Ming with big eyes and small eyes. Her eyes were full of incredulity. Lin Wanqing couldn't help but wanted to remind Xia Ming, but Xia Ming gave Lin Wanqing a little peace of mind. eyes.

Lin Wanqing still held back and did not speak.

"Master, let me tell you, I'm a rich second-generation, 1.8 million, to me, it's just a drop in the bucket, and I'm not talking about 10,000, 10,000 is equivalent to 100 yuan to me. , I said one million, how is the old man?"

"I'll give you one million." Xia Ming stretched out this finger and dangled in front of the old man. For a time, the old man stared straight at Xia Ming's finger, and suddenly became a Cross-eyed.

"One million... One million... Oh my god... it's actually one million..." The old man's body began to tremble. Although he said that his income was good, compared with one million and one, it was simply One day and one place, with one million, he can play with beautiful women and sleep in the best hotel.

For a time, the old man became excited.

"You... do you really want to give me one million?" the old man couldn't help asking.

"Do you think I look like a liar?" Xia Ming said with a smile.

Gollum!

The old man couldn't help swallowing his saliva, his eyes shone like a hungry wolf seeing delicious food.

Gollum.

Suddenly the old man's stomach rang, and his face flushed for a while, just like the soldering iron just taken out from the fire.

Bang.

At this moment, the old man let out a loud fart. With the sound of the fart, a stench that had been held back for many years began to dissipate. At this time, Lin Wanqing's face was flushed and her brows were flushed. He clenched his mouth and nose tightly, with indescribable disgust.

At this time, Xia Ming said: "Master, have you eaten too much at noon? This fart tastes good enough." Xia Ming couldn't help teasing.

At this time, the old man's face was flushed red, and his whole body was a little uncomfortable. The old man gritted his teeth and couldn't help saying: "Young man, when will you give the one million you gave me?"

When Xia Ming saw the unhappy appearance of the old man, his heart burst into laughter. Xia Ming hurriedly pretended to ponder, and did not immediately answer the old man's words.

Seeing Xia Ming's ink marks, the old man became anxious and couldn't help but say, "How about you give me the money quickly? I'll leave now."

When Xia Ming heard this, he immediately smiled and said, "Master, I want to give you the money too, but, have you seen anyone who has nothing to do with a million people running around the streets? Or, The old man is waiting here for you, and I'll go get you money?"

When the old man heard this, he was immediately anxious. It wasn't that he didn't want to wait, but he really couldn't wait. Now he felt like a shark was rolling in his stomach, which was extremely uncomfortable.

Bang.

At this moment, the old man let out another loud fart. At this time, the people around couldn't help but take a few steps back, for fear of smelling the stinky fart.

"Then what do you say?" The old man couldn't help touching his buttocks with his hands. This time, he was really uncomfortable, and he almost fell ill.

Xia Ming pretended to be suspicious: "Master, are you in a hurry? If you go to work first, I'll be here waiting for you, and when you come back, you can go with me to get the money. "

"Well, wait for me, I'll go to the toilet first, and I'll be right back."

At this time, the old man couldn't bear it any longer, he let out a loud fart again, stood up quickly and started to train the toilet away.

At this time, the pain in his head, legs, and waist were all gone, and he looked very healthy. For a while, even Lin Wanqing was stunned, pointed at the old man, and said, "Xia Ming...he...he... …”

"Wife, don't look, let's go quickly." Xia Ming waved his hand.

"But...he..." Lin Wanqing pointed at the origin of the departure, not knowing what to say.

Xia Ming said: "Wife, didn't you see it? Someone was hit by a car and could still run so fast? Look at this old man's body, he is healthy like a cow, you look like a sick man What?"

Lin Wanqing's pretty face was instantly covered with a layer of frost. At this time, no matter how stupid she was, she could react.

The old man was fine at all, and he didn't bump into him at all.

All of this is because the old man touched porcelain.

When the people around heard Xia Ming's explanation, they also suddenly realized that the faces of those who were still fighting for the old man just now became flushed.

They all bowed their heads shyly.

They knew that they had wronged Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing.

After Xia Ming sat in the car, he waved at Lin Wanqing and said, "Wife, hurry home."

Lin Wanqing just reacted

He came over, stepped on the ground angrily, opened the door, started the car, stepped on the accelerator, and shot out.

Lin Wanqing and Xia Ming had just walked for five minutes. At this time, the old man also resolved the battle. He was holding his hands behind his back, humming a little song, and walked step by step towards the place where Xia Ming had parked.

But when he walked to the place just now, he found that Xia Ming's car was gone.

"What about people?"

The old man stared at the small eyes, the thief's small eyes wandered around, wanting to find the whereabouts of Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing, but at this time there are still Xia Ming and Lin Wanqing's whereabouts, Lin Wanqing and Lin Wanqing Xia Ming had no idea where he had slipped.

"Ah...my million..."

At this time, the old man finally came to his senses. He sat on the avenue as if he had collapsed. For a while, he burst into tears, and his whole face was contorted together. It looked like his parents had died.

The old man is the one who is distressed: "I dropped that money, why are you gone?"

Then the old man's whole face became extremely ferocious, crying and shouting: "You two young people are really deceiving, you clearly said that you are waiting for my old man, why did you sneak away? I am really angry. The old man...you will be struck by lightning, you are not human...I am so old, and you are still deceiving the old man of my feelings."

For a time, the old man cried and made trouble on this road. After many people met, they all took a detour. However, because the old man occupied the motorway, it caused traffic jams.

Some caring people even thought that the old man was mentally ill, so they called the mental hospital.

After a while, a car came, and two people in white coats came down and took the old man away. Before they were taken away, the old man was crying and making trouble. The whole person panicked and shouted as he walked.

"I'm not mentally ill, I'm not mentally ill..." But the two people in white coats didn't think so. The poor old man didn't have one million and was sent to a mental hospital instead. Qing knows, I'm afraid she will not know whether to laugh or cry.

It really answered that sentence, if you don't do death, you won't die, and the wicked have their own grind.

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