Chapter 161 Qin Xiao's Revenge
It took Dutland at least five seconds after landing before he realized that his lower body was chilly.
This was when his strong psychological quality and reaction speed as a professional athlete were reflected.
After discovering that his shorts had fallen off, Dutland did not immediately cover his lower body or his face.
Instead, he immediately rushed towards his shorts.
It was faster and more violent than any other save in his career.
But how could Qin Xiao let him put on his pants again as he wished? Just when he had just reached his shorts and wanted to pick them up.
The shorts suddenly caught fire without any warning, and the fierce fire was generated out of thin air. Dutland felt his hands burning, and subconsciously let go of his hands, watching the shorts burn directly to ashes.
Okay, take off your clothes to cover it?
Just after taking it off and holding it in his hand, before he had time to wrap it around his waist, this piece of clothing repeated the same mistake as the shorts!
In the end, someone outside the court took off his clothes and temporarily covered up Dutland's ugliness.
This time, there was no problem with other people's clothes.
By the time Durant got home, his naked video had spread all over the Internet.
The scene of his naked dunk was called the most exciting dunk ever by netizens.
As we all know, netizens are omnipotent. After the video was circulated for a few hours.
Some netizens zoomed in on the video and searched frame by frame for the reason why Durant's pants fell off. They immediately found the small space wormhole between Durant's legs at the moment of jumping, and the two evil fingers sticking out of the wormhole.
Netizens have always believed that Qin Xiao would not be on the same level with Durant, or if he was really angry, he might challenge Durant's basketball,
such as dunking a basket directly in front of him, or making a few beautiful hollow balls from a long distance.
After all, he is an Avenger, a superhero. Playing basketball should not be difficult for Qin Xiao. He always needs a more decent way, right?
But Qin Xiao's revenge seems so down-to-earth. This doesn't seem like something an Avenger would do, but more like the loser brother who sleeps in the lower bunk.
Of course, Qin Xiao's revenge can't end like this.
So Durant ushered in the most uncomfortable, disgusting, helpless and frightening week of his life.
For example, flushing the toilet after going to the toilet.
A wormhole suddenly appeared above his head, and the excrement mixed with water poured all over his head.
When eating a sandwich, there were a few earthworms or bedbugs inexplicably in it, and the most uncomfortable thing was to see half a maggot wriggling.
When sleeping soundly at night, suddenly a bucket of ice water fell from the sky, and so on.
If these can still be barely tolerated.
Then the next thing made Durant fall directly to the brink of collapse.
It was Friday, and Durant had not been harassed for several days, which made his uneasy heart relax a little.
Usually it was about once or twice a day, and it had been more than four days since he had been harassed.
He was in a good mood today. After finishing training, he went to have a few drinks and hooked up with a long-legged model.
But just as he was riding on the youthful and beautiful body of this model who was definitely no more than 23 years old,
Less than half a meter in front of him, a huge snake head emerged from nowhere, spitting out its tongue, and a huge python with cold light on its huge fangs.
Dutland swore that he had never seen such a thick python, and it felt like the snake's mouth could swallow him, who was more than two meters tall, in one bite.
Dutland's blood froze instantly, but when the python was about to touch him, everything suddenly disappeared.
The next day, Dutland, who had just visited a psychiatrist, went to see a male doctor again.
Just after coming out of the hospital, he suddenly felt a coolness in his crotch, and then this coolness turned into waves of unbearable hotness.
Dutland, who was scared to death, quickly lifted his pants, and an extremely pungent smell came out.
Americans have never smelled the smell of Fengyoujing, so they quickly covered their lower body and turned around and returned to the hospital again.
After coming out of the hospital this time, the more than two-meter-tall basketball star completely collapsed.
This time he uploaded a video on social media, in which he cried and collapsed like a distressed big child.
With tears and snot, he twitched and told how ignorant he was, and that he shouldn't have provoked a hero who saved the world, etc.
In the sky base, Qin Xiao was smiling at the video of Dutland crying and apologizing, and Tony pushed the door in.
"What did you do to this guy? I heard from the boss of the blue pill that this guy went to their company to ask for a new product, and used five times the dosage, but still couldn't get a man's virility!"
"It has nothing to do with me, Tony! I just teased him a few times, it's his own psychological quality that is not up to standard!"
Qin Xiao crossed his legs and said to Tony slowly.
"You should pay more attention to your own problems. I mean you and Pepper. You let her sit in the position of president, which is great. Pepper is also very capable, but she is too slow. What I mean is that you should live a life that belongs to you a little bit. Do you understand what I mean?"
Since stopping the Insight Project, along with Bucky and the plan to destroy Hydra, Qin Xiao has gained a total of 1,500 points. For the time being, he is not strong enough and dare not use it. He is waiting to accumulate enough points to give directly to Natasha exchanged it for an intermediate transformation serum from a secondary mall.
According to the timeline, the plot of Iron Man 3 should have almost arrived, so Qin Xiao also paid special attention to Tony's status.
Sure enough, ever since the Wakanda War and the Chitauri invasion, Tony has become a bit obsessed, spending every day in his laboratory frantically building armor.
After working on it day and night, Qin Xiao initially thought that Wakanda had given him a ton of vibranium, while Tony was working on building a vibranium armor for himself.
But later Qin Xiao discovered that after the vibranium armor was completed, he was still using gold and titanium alloy materials to continuously create sets of armors with different functions. He was building a steel army.
"Stark Industries has just transformed in the past two years. Pepper will not be so busy in the future. We still have a lot of time, don't worry!"
Tony walked to the coffee machine as he spoke, poured a full cup of espresso, and drank it in one breath like drinking water.