Chapter 186: Blue Dragon of the Dawn: Deidara
[When Deidara was nine years old, he often did terrorist incidents in the village, such as blowing up a manhole cover during the Chinese New Year, but the explosion was larger in scale and usually injured others instead of himself. ]
[At a young age, he did what terrorists love most. Such people are generally called old terrorists. ]
[Such a talented child did not impress the old antiques in the Hidden Rock Village who despised firearms, because they preferred to throw stones at people when fighting. ]
[As Deidara's master, the Tsuchikage Ohnoki also forced Deidara to leave the village. ]
[Compared with Naruto, they are also two yellow-haired people who also like to cause damage in the village. Konoha mainly encourages them and does not restrict Naruto's specialties at all, such as the Hokage rock wall painting. ]
[Especially the art of seduction, which was highly praised by the village's senior officials, and the children of senior officials rushed to learn it. ]
[It can be seen that Konoha has left the Hidden Rock Village more than 130 Hidden Cloud Village since the beginning of youth education. ]
[Hahaha, this kid has a very strange idea. 】
Looking at the bikini beauty that Naruto turned into on the light curtain, Hashirama Senju praised Naruto with a nosebleed.
Mito, who was beside Hashirama, saw her husband's embarrassing appearance, and her eyes gradually became dangerous.
"Hashirama, do you think the beauty on the light curtain is pretty?"
"Of course she is."
"Then do you want me to wear it like this for you to see?"
"Of course. Mito, why don't we just forget it? We are all old, so don't mess around."
It would have been better if Hashirama didn't say anything, but Mito got even angrier when he said that.
"Good, Hashirama Senju, you finally told the truth, right? You just dislike me for being old."
"Mito, that's not what I meant."
"I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, you just dislike me for being old."
To be honest, Mito is indeed old, almost fifty years old.
However, because of the Yin seal, her appearance is similar to that of a girl in her twenties.
Besides, Senju Hashirama is not someone who dislikes his wife's age.
He just speaks his mind and doesn't think before he speaks.
"Tobirama, your elder brother dislikes me for being old now, what do you think?"
"It's simple, I'll sit and watch."
Senju Tobirama doesn't want to get involved in their mess. Anyway, they will reconcile in the end, and his and other people's opinions are not important at all.
"Okay, you two Senju brothers join hands to bully an old woman like me, I won't live anymore, sob~"
". Mito, your crying is too fake, and can you stop eating melon seeds when you cry? It's easy to choke."
"What do you care about me?"
"Okay, do whatever you want."
Senju Hashirama held his forehead, he didn't know what Mito was thinking.
But Tobirama, who was standing aside, looked at the beautiful figure of Naruto on the light screen, and then looked at the very "rich" sister-in-law, and the whole person was thoughtful.
Just when Tobirama was anticipating a certain possibility, Mito suddenly turned his attention to Tobirama.
"I don't care, Tobirama, you must clone a young body for me."
Well, Tobirama's premonition came true, and Uzumaki Mito really wanted a young body.
"Okay."
It is too easy for Tobirama now to clone a clone without Hashirama's cells and messy blood limit cells.
Anyway, it is not troublesome, so he agreed.
"By the way, I also want to fine-tune the clone, I wonder if it is possible."
Senju Tobirama looked at his sister-in-law meaningfully and nodded.
"Okay."
"Hahaha, wait a month, I will be the first big-breasted person in our Uzumaki clan~"
Hearing this, everyone present, including Tsunade, was speechless.
So you made such a fuss with the first generation just to want a big-breasted body?
By the way, Lord Mito, are you a little too lively? Shouldn't you be more reserved in such matters?
Mito's face was fierce: Do you want to control me?
Everyone waved their hands and shook their heads wildly: No, no.
Naruto's seduction technique was exposed on the screen, causing a farce on the side of Senju Tobirama.
On the side of the Third Hokage, the issue of seduction technique also caused a commotion.
"Old Third Hokage, do you want to give me an explanation?"
When she saw Naruto transformed into a bikini beauty, Kushina exploded immediately.
If she hadn't been pulled by Minato and Hong, she would have punched the Third Hokage on the spot.
"Yes, Third Hokage, you don't stop this kind of thing, but you praise it. Aren't you afraid that the children will learn bad things?"
Minato was also a little dissatisfied with the Third Hokage.
It is a good thing to be able to invent a ninjutsu, but it is unnecessary to have seduction techniques.
This will affect the physical and mental health of teenagers.
".Alas~ Actually, I have regretted it a long time ago. I shouldn't have spoiled Naruto like this. Didn't you see that my grandson Konohamaru is also learning from Naruto?"
"Haha, my son did a good job. We should do this. It would be best if we can lead the next generation of the Sarutobi family astray."
"Well, although I don't know what you mean, mom, I will try my best."
Aside, Asuma whispered: "In fact, there is no need to work so hard."
"Ah? What does uncle mean?"
Asuma said it very quietly, but Naruto still heard it.
Seeing Kushina looking at him with a very "kind" look, Asuma quickly explained: "What I mean is that you don't have to spend so much energy to teach others, just educate Konohamaru well."
Asuma felt that Konohamaru had been led astray by Naruto anyway, so instead of letting Naruto harm other juniors, it would be better to continue to harm Konohamaru.
I believe that with Konohamaru standing in front as a role model, other young people in the family should not deliberately approach Naruto, right?
Asuma: For the sake of other children in the family, Konohamaru, please forgive me!
[Deidara, who was not guided by Ōnoki, became more and more skilled in kneading mud during his three years of living alone, and the small mouths on his two palms became more and more flexible. He was invited by the three gay men to join the Akatsuki organization. ]
[Three men plus Deidara, four men and six mouths (not counting the mouth on the chest) hit it off. ]
[In pursuit of art, Deidara also "fell in love" with Uchiha's beautiful eyes who could not extricate themselves. ]
[At the age of twelve, he became a child laborer for terrorists, living in the life of kneading mud to make explosives every day. Personal work number: Qinglong. ]
[Deidara, who worked on the blasting assembly line for six or seven years, was appreciated by the leaders because of his outstanding work, the skill of kneading mud, and the good explosion effect. 】
【I was arranged to follow the old employee in the workplace, the figure man: Scorpion, to form a partner and go to the Sand Village, the territory of Gaara, the One-Tailed Jinchuriki. 】