Chapter 356 Funny Things

Regarding this, Zelen, who knew the truth, couldn't help but laugh four nights later.

Zelen: "You really think that you are not afraid of Zixi and Zhanxi if you run fast, or what? These pig-headed men probably haven't learned much about their experiences and lessons here, and haven't figured out why their sword-drawing teams are always being beaten. The opponent was beaten to pieces."

Paula: "I think it's because they need the correct education on our company's signature product, a left-hand swing revolver that fires an 11×24mm caseless pistol."

Zelen: "Uh..."

Upon hearing Paula mentioning Ruger's new products very proudly, Zelen really didn't want to hurt Paula's self-confidence.

After all, the Orchid Republic grabbed the first bowl of soup (referring to the Masian automatic revolver capable of firing 11×35mm caseless pistol and 11×24mm caseless pistol), and Paula now wants to prevent the Orchid Republic from continuing to drink the second bowl of soup. Two bowls, the difficulty is really not low.

Therefore, the new products launched by Ruger directly use a simpler mechanical structure as a selling point, trying to achieve small profits but quick turnover at a low price.

However, Zelen shook his head in his heart. Revolvers are only suitable for use by civilians and some law enforcement departments. Pistols that can be loaded automatically and use a magazine for ammunition are the only correct development direction for future pistols.

Of course, the cost of automatic pistols is a bit high, while the cost of revolvers is more affordable. Therefore, in a country like the Krurod Empire that allows people to legally hold guns, revolvers have a strong vitality.

In addition, the revolver is, among other things, simple and easy to use, and the advantage of being able to fire by just pulling the trigger is a great advantage for some people who don't usually use guns.

And even in an emergency, it's certainly not a bad thing to pull out a revolver for self-defense.

Therefore, Ruger Company urgently came up with a half-moon revolver with an empty weight of 1134 grams, a total length of 274 mm, a barrel length of 140 mm, a 6-round rifle chamber, and a muzzle velocity of 232 meters per second. Zelen watched It's full of the smell of coping with things.

It's just that compared to other revolvers that need to manually stuff the bullets into the bullet nest one by one, the Half-Moon Pistol can be quickly loaded with a half-moon bullet clip (this is why the gun is called the Half-Moon).

In short, Zelen's inner amusement is not shown on his face as much as possible. Even he knew that Paula, who was going to exercise later, must know what he was thinking. However, as long as it doesn't affect the national interest, she can do as she pleases.

Paula: "You...forget it. Don't hold back later. It doesn't matter if my belly is bulging. Anyway, if the belly can't be retracted the next day, I will give birth to your second child. By the way, Yasmin , will you come too?"

Yasmin: "Me? I'm going to see the baby. Don't really get pregnant with the second child. We can't take care of it here."

Paula: "Copy that."

That being said, everyone knows that the big room in the palace is a good place for group sports. Especially when the big bed in the room is marked with ten plum blossoms, and every female companion sleeping here is already a mother.

But compared to this, Zelen looked at a note handed over by Felicity. Until now, the pig-headed man had treated it as nothing happened. The fact that he had no diplomatic contact with the Crurod Empire at all made Zelen extremely funny. .

Playing dead, right?

very good.

This was a consent reply that allowed him, Zelen, to continue his weapons experiments.

Moreover, the behavior of the pig-headed men in the Akijin Empire gave Zelen a certain sense of deja vu, seemingly...

wrong.

The war between the Akitsu Empire and the Orchid Republic was like this. Even if the soldiers of the Akitsu Empire "fell into hell", they lived a life of panic in every city, village and town of the Orchid Republic. They accumulated a large number of people who later promoted them to launch a military coup. The Akitsu Empire was angry; but it was unwilling to admit defeat, let alone take the initiative to sign a defeat agreement, and the Akitsu Empire, which did not want to pay any war compensation at all, acted like an ostrich - burying its head in the sand and pretending to be deaf and dumb.

But what's the use?

The soldiers of the Akitsu Empire were a group of people who dared to carry out "Heavenly Punishment" on their superiors and even senior bureaucrats just because they had no polished rice to eat - directly killing the whole family and confiscating the family's property as necessary means. So much so that in the Akitsu Empire, the first consensus among the people was that the samurai were the greatest.

The samurai class is the group that the Akitsu Empire cannot ignore the most and must not offend.

Dare to offend? Kill the whole family!

What about His Majesty the Emperor? Have you ever heard of Qing Junzi? If that doesn't work, let's replace him with another emperor!

As for who can control these lawless warriors...

Perhaps only foreign forces are the best way to "cure" them.

After all, who among the foreign powers would really care about what the pig-headed warriors think? Countries like the Krolod Empire with a title system can still understand. But in a country like the Orchid Republic, which despises nobility and regards class as a system that is hostile and must be completely eliminated, the pig-headed samurai style will most likely become a joke.

Back then, the Orchid Republic used oversized water to blast two Akitsu Empire cruisers and three large transport ships into the sky.

As for how many pig-headed men turned into floating corpses and rotten flesh floating on the sea, that is one of the things that the Orchid Republic disdains to record, and that the Akijin Empire dare not mention at all.

The samurai culture advertised by the pig-headed people can only be praised in the Akitsu Empire, and it would be of no use elsewhere.

The law of legal gun ownership in the Krulod Empire alone can instantly melt the fanaticism of the pig-headed man.

Zelen is very sure that his people will shoot at the first sight of the pig-headed man's head.

At the same time, Zelen has heard a very interesting thing. The people of the Krulod Empire have recently added a delicacy, stewed pig intestines in brine.

Yes.

This is a delicacy that satirizes the pig-headed man.

Although Zelen himself has not eaten this delicacy, he has also eaten pig lungs and other offal.

If nothing else, the living standards of the people are generally not high. As the emperor of a country, he is very sorry for the people just having ten wives. If he is too extravagant in eating and drinking, what will the people think?

Moreover, from his own point of view, animal offal, which is habitually called offal, should not be wasted if it can be avoided.

After all, animal offal is a treasure trove of nutrition, rich in various nutrients.

In particular, animal offal itself is rich in protein, which is absolutely indispensable for many hard-working people in the Krulod Empire who are engaged in physical labor. In addition, offal is cheap, and there are so many of them in the slaughterhouse that they can be sold at a low price or even given away as gifts.

So since the people are happy to eat it, and even think of using the marinade made from various spices to cook offal, and add the pancakes that the Japanese have had for thousands of years, then Zelun doesn't mind finding an opportunity and time to taste it.

Anyway, some ignorant and even misleading guys outside say that offal cannot be eaten and it is an act of going to hell... Sorry.

The working people of the Krurod Empire don't mind starving them for a day to see if they are willing to eat the fragrant stew. What's more, Zelun heard from Natalie and Nasri that only boiled dog meat can be compared with stewed meat in the world.

Sometimes, perhaps in everyone's opinion, the diet of nobles, especially the royal family, is often something that ordinary people can't reach. But Zelun must say that it is a misunderstanding of the outside world.

You should know that the Dai family, to which Zelun belongs, is not a famous family if you trace its origins. It was just a puppet supported by a group of generals a thousand years ago.

However, in modern times, the development of the Dai family seems to have returned to the starting point.

Fortunately, at least Zelun, who doesn't even mind adding more yellow mustard and successfully defends the survival of the country, is not picky. After all, yellow mustard...

How to say it?

This is the real business of the Dai family royal family.

Although the first emperor of the Krurod Empire a thousand years ago was a puppet, and the affairs of the court were basically firmly controlled by civil officials and military generals, this ancestor relied on growing mustard and grinding mustard seeds to make yellow mustard sauce to spend countless springs, summers, autumns and winters...