Chapter 1719: The Best Is Like Water. ...
Chapter 1717: The best thing is like suffering on the water, the bad thing is, ask my friend for a sacrifice show
Humanoid dog...
The five realms were all silent, and everyone was frightened when they heard it.
At first, everyone didn’t understand why Zhu Yiyi had to be counted after he came out, and why he had to open the bag after counting.
The ingenious plan actually contains nothing, but Zhu Yiyi...
Tell a story?
At the beginning of the story, as soon as "There is a beast" came out, some people had a bad premonition.
So cool!
It's a moment that everyone is waiting for.
How about you, shaking your head and saying "There is a beast" to everyone?
But "beast" is connected to "shou". At first, everyone thought that Master Shou wanted to boast in public - borrowing Zhu Yiyi's mouth, it was also his mouth, it was the same!
But then, after listening to the whole article... no, even just hearing the last few sentences, some people's expressions changed drastically.
Where is this bragging?
This is completely insinuation!
On the surface, it is describing some kind of humanoid dog beast throughout the article - not even the word "dog" appears. As everyone listened, they got the concept of "dog".
In fact, after listening to it, everyone already knew it well.
Humanoid canine beast, doesn’t that mean “loves dogs”! "
"Isn't his clairvoyant eye the eye of the great avenue?"
"Since it keeps shooting, isn't it the scene when the arrow of the sinful bow is released?"
"Wrapped in black cloth, doesn't it refer to the black cloth wrapped around Ai Cangsheng's legs?"
"You like to tie yourself up, but you shouldn't scold the common people because of the limitations of the art. Do you like to tie yourself up first, just for the pleasure of the moment of release?"
How terrible!
When the image of Zhu Yiyi, who had no taboos and thought about everything, came in the missionary mirror, Wuyu finally understood what "foolish people have stupid blessings"...
Oh, no, those who don’t know are fearless!
He really dared to recite it, the preaching mirror was trembling, Feng Xiaoshuang even trembled when he heard it, he didn't realize that something was wrong, but he was still reciting it!
The key point is that Feng Xiaoshuang seems to be really hard to remind...
How do you remind me?
Oral mention?
Sound transmission?
Even if she is not afraid of being intercepted, heard, or asked back by Zhu Yiyi, repeating her reminder...
What should be the content of the reminder?
"This beast is a loving dog, don't worry about it, you Zhuke!"
As a reminder, if the word behind the beast in this article is not dog-loving, and Zhu Yiyi splashes the dirty water, won't Feng Xiaoshuang have to bear the blame alone?
And no one reminded me that there is really no word "stop" in Zhu Yiyi's dictionary!
He not only read.
He even read it catchy.
He scolded the beast for being afraid of light and hiding in the Holy Mountain of Guizhe for thirty years, with its legs and feet transformed into the shape of a wheelchair making it difficult to move around.
He called the beast tame and obedient. If Master Shou drove it to the East Region, it would go to the East Region. If Master Shou drove it to the South Region, it would go to the South Region.
He scolded the beast for being forbearing, even if Zhu Yiyi came out with the half-saint status and the soul fragments of Pei Yuan, and counted dozens of them in front of everyone, he would not move.
Even now, after reading this article "The Wild Beast" in front of everyone, this beast's heart is as solid as ice and remains unmoved.
——This is actually the case!
but……
How could it not move?
That beast must have been stunned and angry!
An article called "Beasts from the Wilderness" does not include love for dogs in every word, nor does it contain love for dogs in every sentence. The words are concise, the semantics are puns, and there are no curse words.
"Are all ancient sword cultivators so yin and yang?"
There have long been rumors that compared to ancient swordsmanship, Shouye's verbal swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world.
During the war in the past, if given enough time, he could use a broken mouth and a tongue that sparkled like a lotus flower to damage people's hearts and mess up their minds.
The mouth sprayed over the six heads, the sword master Rao Yaoyao, the saints on Void Island, all equal beings in the heavens and the world... and maybe the ancestor gods.
The mouth is the body.
The body is just incidental.
What does "seeing once is worth hearing a hundred times"?
Now, after seeing with their own eyes that Mr. Shou "uses Zhu as his mouth and talks about love from dogs", the spectators in the five regions were amazed.
The most important thing is, if you think about it carefully...
This "prehistoric beast with great tips and tricks" was given to Zhu Yiyi long before the Dead Sea Shouye beat Pei Yuan.
Even the word "counting" was decided early on.
At that time, Master Shou would have thought of everything that would happen today?
No, it should be said that at that time, he had planned everything and was still trying to whet everyone's appetite in advance!
The purpose is to make everyone pay attention to Zhu Yiyi, and then hear, sing, and promote the original form of the Prehistoric Beast after the "Prehistoric Beast" appeared in this world?
"The Great Emperor of the People..."
At this moment, the people in front of the Five Domains Missionary Mirror all mourned for their love for the common people.
Too bad!
Sure enough, when fighting Master Shou, you just can't give him time. Once time is given, this person...
"This will be infamy for eternity, right?"
"Who in the world still doesn't know about 'loving dog' and 'prehistoric beast'? Wow, quack!"
"Once someone mentions this battle, this piece of "Dog Love"...oh no, this piece of "Primordial Beast" will definitely not be avoided!"
But then again, not giving him time?
The sleeves are in Master Shou's hands, and the initiative is in his hands.
Allowing Master Shou to take the initiative and force him into the Dead Sea is the greatest initiative that the Holy Temple can take...
What a contradiction!
So uncomfortable!
The ultimate discomfort, the discomfort of being manipulated and plotted to death from the beginning to the end!
"And Zhu Yiyi has such a bad mouth..."
What’s even more amazing is that even the best-tempered supporters of the Great Emperor Cangsheng can selectively not understand the contents of the lucky bag note.
But no one can ignore the mumblings of Zhu Yike after reading "Honghuang Beast". They are so angry!
The subconscious questions, unconscious chatter, and sudden sarcasm are like a blunt knife cutting flesh, one after another, twitching, making people feel miserable.
"Just stab our Aimen to death with a sword!"
"Is this also planned in advance? It must be, the lowly Xu Xiaoshou!"
"Honghuang Da... Bah, Great Emperor Cangsheng! This is intolerable, what is intolerable!"
...
The highest good is like water.
The highest evil is like a receiver!
In the Southern Region, Zhong Yuanzi, as an outsider, was completely numb after listening to the entire "Honghuang Beast".
His back, palms, and soles were all cold, trembling, and sweating.
Fortunately, I am not a Tenth Throne, nor do I have the appearance of a Tenth Throne.
Fortunately, I cannot get involved in the war between you. Fortunately, I am an ant, and I am not worthy!
It is easy to dodge an open spear, but it is difficult to guard against an arrow from the dark.
This kind of competition without the flash of swords and blood is more horrifying than a real fight with real swords and guns.
"Xu Xiaoshou, you are such a bad boy!"
Zhong Yuanzi had advised Ai Cangsheng to shoot the arrow before, but now he really wanted to persuade Ai Cangsheng to be patient and not be impulsive.
But...
Xu Xiaoshou is really a traitor, a thief, and a bad boy!
He just wanted to force the Great Emperor of the Great Desolation to take action.
He just wanted to break Ai Cangsheng's rock-solid Dao heart.
He even calculated what would happen today and wrote it into "The Great Desolation Beast".
"Yes, if he can endure such humiliation, then Ai Cangsheng is also what he described in this article..."
"'Knowing his gentleness, he is not easily angered, and his heart is as hard as ice when he is beaten and scolded'?"
Such an evil man, looking at the five domains, I am afraid that only by calling the Taoist Palace Master can Xu Xiaoshou's evil plan be broken.
But Dao Qiongcang is already Xu Xiaoshou's evil friend!
The two of them are mixed together, which is the ultimate interpretation of collusion and conspiracy!
"No solution..."
Zhong Yuanzi shivered and glanced to the side.
He didn't dare to look at it directly, nor did he dare to scan it with his holy thoughts.
He was afraid!
Afraid of disturbing the half-saint!
Beside him, the prehistoric beast on the wheelchair...Oh no, Ai Cangsheng, was stunned early.
After only hearing the beginning "There is a beast here", to "abnormal human form", he touched the evil sin bow.
He understood.
Hate is too smart!
But people are curious.
There was nothing to do, so he decided not to take action.
Ai Cangsheng really wanted to hear how Xu Xiaoshou would describe him. What words could he say in the world to break his heart of protecting the Dao?
"Honghuang Beast" was published.
After listening to this, Ai Cangsheng couldn't lift the evil bow.
The man leaned on the wheelchair, as if he had been dead for half a day, and his body was completely stiff.
Zhong Yuanzi could see that from Ai Cangsheng's face, the black face that was covered with ink, he could see some anger.
Too angry.
Who wouldn't be angry?
The dead can be revived by that evil man!
When Ai Cangsheng came back to life under "Honghuang Beast", the air pressure around him suddenly reached the freezing point, and the land collapsed and shattered for thousands of miles.
"Ugh!"
Zhong Yuanzi groaned, almost spraying blood under the heavy pressure, and hurriedly dodged and fled.
Mind my business!
I am a small fish!
After escaping from the horror field, looking back, it can be seen that the surrounding wasteland, with the laurel wood wheelchair as the center, has been lowered into a gravity field.
Even the preaching mirror, which was still patting Ai Cangsheng, cracked with a spider web pattern.
"Don't shoot! Hold it in!"
"Since you have been forced to this point, it means that there are bigger tricks waiting for you. Maybe after shooting, there will be something more annoying... Then you can't shoot!"
Zhong Yuanzi really wanted to shout these words.
How dare he? He knew that he understood, and Ai Cangsheng probably understood it too.
But...
That Xu Xiaoshou is really not a son of man!
...
"Steady up!"
"Look, the Great Emperor Honghuang, he actually calmed down!"
The picture of the Five Domains Preaching Mirror has changed from being divided into two at the beginning to being divided into three now.
The new picture only has Ai Cangsheng.
He pulled the bow from a distance, pointing at the void, his face was as dark as ink, but he seemed to be hesitating, not knowing whether to shoot the arrow.
Even though the picture was separated by many cracks, Ai Cangsheng was cut into pieces and blurred.
People in the Five Realms no longer care about these details.
It's understandable!
Even if this preaching mirror was broken and the picture couldn't come out, everyone could accept it, and it would be easier to accept it.
It didn't break?
Feng family is awesome!
This preaching mirror can actually withstand the pressure after Emperor Cangsheng was irritated and furious, and spread the anger of dog lovers to the world... Feng family deserves to be in heaven!
"Shoot?"
"You should shoot!"
"He can tolerate this, isn't he what I said, 'beat and scold, his heart is like ice'?"
Before the picture of the preaching mirror, the world was looking forward to it.
But after waiting for a while, Ai Cangsheng really deserves the emperor's demeanor, and he can tolerate this.
He slowly put down the evil bow.
In the blurred and broken picture, everyone saw that Emperor Cangsheng's chest rose and fell violently for several times, as if he was taking a deep breath.
At this moment, the central protagonist of the Holy Mountain scene, Zhu Yiyi, who did not know that he had been pointed at by the sinful bow once, stepped briskly and spoke out:
"Where's the dog?"
He hasn't left yet.
He turned back again and again to look at Feng Xiaoshuang.
Falling in the eyes of everyone is equivalent to looking at the world, and also looking at loving the common people and interrogating the loving common people!
"I'm leaving now. Where's the dog you mentioned?"
The only thing that responded to him was the image of the missionary mirror that was shaking violently.
Feng Xiaoshuang's unspeakable pain is beyond words, and Feng Xiaoshuang's fear of fighting can be seen in the mirror.
"Tsk."
Seeing no response, Zhu Yiyi shrugged and gave up waiting completely.
Things should have ended here.
But it was the last moment, and Zhu Yiyi was stunned to shoot another rainbow fart.
He turned around suddenly and rushed to the preaching mirror, almost touching Ai Cangsheng's face, still smiling.
This crooked face startled everyone.
Not only that, Zhu Yiyi grinned his crooked teeth again, stretched out his finger and tapped Ai Cangsheng on the side of the screen:
"But let me tell you, Master Shou has no choice but to say the wrong thing."
"He's not wrong, that means I'm blind... Oh, no, there should be a transparent dog somewhere, but it is a transparent dog after all. Uncle Zhu, I can't see~"
After saying that, he shook his head and acted carelessly, took out the Xingjie Jade Talisman and crushed it into pieces.
…
"Boom!!!"
Loud explosions.
Each of the three images in the preaching mirror was extremely shaken.
This long-lost sound of "if you don't go out on weekdays, the world will be shocked; if you don't move on weekdays, the earth will roar", it really shocked everyone, even if they were already prepared.
"Cum!"
"Finally cum!"
"After holding it in for so long, this one is definitely a big one!"
"Give me a f*cking shot of Zhu. This piece of shit is so disgusting and bullying... He's so transparent. He's a fucking talent."
"Yes, he definitely did it on purpose! Absolutely!"
The arrow of the sinful bow was sent from the southern region and traveled through time and space.
He appeared in an instant, high in the sky above Guizhe Holy Mountain, and turned into an evil god's arrow, crushing the avenue of heaven and earth.
"Time jump!"
As soon as the dirty word "transparent dog" came out, Feng Xiaoshuang realized that her life would definitely not be saved if she stayed any longer.
What bullshit missionary mission?
Die!
I want to live!
Feng Xiaoshuang jumped in time and space with a sword and left the battlefield in advance, leaving the preaching mirror on the spot.
Zhu Yiyi was confused by the frightened bird, but he did not stop pinching the jade talisman in his hand.
Becoming a saint was something he had longed for for a long time.
When I think about it, after I come out of seclusion, I can find all the treasures in the world, and all the rare treasures in the world can be taken and snatched.
Beautiful~
"Crack."
The jade talisman shattered.
Zhu Yiyi held his breath.
It felt like he had experienced a wonderful journey through time and space and across two realms, as if he had ascended to heaven.
In terms of feeling, the person seems not to have moved, still staying in place.
What the hell?
Zhu Yiyi didn't think there was something wrong with the Xingjie Jade Talisman.
Master Shou loves me more than he loves that damn Li Fugui. How could there be anything wrong with what he gave me?
"Boom!!!"
Suddenly, a loud noise exploded in the air, interrupting his thoughts.
Zhu Yiyi cracked, shattering below the kneecap and falling to the ground.
While he was in a hurry and subconsciously took out the copper plate, he glanced sideways and saw that before the copper plate was thrown out, his pupils were already dilated.
…
My name is Zhu Yiyi...
…
"Ahhh!"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
"Impossible! Impossible! This is impossible!"
After living for so long, Zhu Yiyi panicked only at the moment when he was arrested by the Taoist Palace Master.
But even then, there was never such a great horror that his whole life would flash through in a blink of an eye.
Looking back now...
When I saw the evil god arrow...
That damn thing went over and ran out on his own!
"Master Shou! Save me——"
Blood burst out from Zhu Yiyi's seven orifices, his eyes were about to burst, and he forcefully stopped the past life.
He doesn't want to die.
He really doesn't want to die.
His life has just begun.
He had just finished paying homage to Master Shou on Void Island, and he had just finished serving Master Shou’s prison sentence...
"Uncle Zhu, I have obtained the status of a semi-saint, and my wonderful life has just begun. Who wants to kill me? Who can kill me?"
"Even if the King of Heaven is here, he can't kill me!"
"Ah ah ah give me a life——"
The people of the Southern Region have a naturally stronger desire for life than the people of the other four regions.
Zhu gritted all his teeth and wanted to move.
But the overwhelming holy power came with the evil god's arrow, suppressing him to the point of being unable to move, and at the same time shattering the apricot world jade talisman in his hand faster than he could.
Buzz!
The space vortex opens.
Dragon Apricot Spirit did not agree to Evil God Arrow's application to enter.
…
"Help me!"
"Senior Long Xing, save me!"
The majesty of the Holy Spirit is unparalleled, and it is like carrying a huge burden.
The world has finally witnessed once again how desperate normal people, except Master Shou, would be when they are targeted by the evil god!
Zhu Yiyi split into a bloody man.
He couldn't even flick the copper out of his fingertips.
The space vortex opening beside you is like the last floating board you suddenly found when you are drowning...
But the distance is as close as a world away!
He couldn't even move, let alone approach, reach, or even step into the space vortex, so as to enter the Xing Realm and avoid the lock of the evil god arrow!
"Lord Long Xing!"
Long Xing did not disappoint his hard work.
The space vortex snapped shut.
But before it closed, a golden "haze" was thrown out, like a blessing.
"What the hell?"
The people of the Five Realms were stunned.
Is this what Shou Ye said "nothing happened"?
This nothing happened, could it mean that Shou Ye was fine, Xing Realm was fine, and things only happened to Zhu Yike?
"Damn, Zhu Yike turned out to be a discarded child!"
"Golden thing? Energy? Is it a blessing?"
"Long Xing: Save you? Sorry, my ancestor tree can't do it, but like my Shou Ye, I also wish you 'nothing happened'...hahahaha!"
...
Boom!
The void exploded.
Long Xing's blessing seemed to take effect.
The evil god's arrow came into view, but it exploded in the air - this arrow was not shot at Zhu Yike.
After the arrow broke, it turned into a specific gray-black field, isolating the battlefield of the ruins of Guizhe Holy Mountain and the Holy God Continent.
"Exile?" At the Dead Sea, Feng Zhongzui's interpretation appeared at the same time:
"It should be a field of exile. The Great Emperor Cangsheng is a wise man. He knows that the first arrow should break the jade talisman of Xingjie first."
"After isolating the possibility of Zhu Yike entering Xingjie through the jade talisman and other treasures, the next step should be to kill him..."
"So it seems that he has the intention to kill him!"
At this point, Feng Zhongzui couldn't help but glance at Shou Ye, and even moved the preaching mirror towards him secretly.
He didn't say anything, and everyone in the Five Realms heard the language of the lens:
"Shou Ye, have you really abandoned Zhu Yike?"
But Xu Xiaoshou, one of the parties involved, sat firmly in the Dead Sea, and even took out two peach pits from somewhere in his hand and started to play with them, and said leisurely:
"Tell everyone a story."
Story?
Ghost story!
Your Zhu Yike is about to die, and you are here to tell everyone stories?
Are you all so wild in Tianshang Diyilou? You put on such a big show, and it turns out that you are playing the sacrifice style?
Ai Cangsheng dares to shoot, Zhu Yike dares to die, Feng Zhongzui dares to shoot, and Shouye is really brave to tell the story.
His story has no prelude, let alone any foreshadowing. It starts at the point where Ai Cangsheng shoots Zhu Yike:
"Before fighting Ai Gou, I asked my friend Dao Qiong Cang for advice..."