Chapter 1635: The Red Plum Blossoms Are Heart-Piercing, and the Word "囧" Is so Annoying that One Wants to Cry
"My word, is the battle plan going to be a 'dragon' or a human?"
"dragon."
"After the dragon is finished, should you destroy it or run away?"
"run."
"Oh? Aren't you excited? This is the Evil God, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! You can 'kill the God' and your name will go down in history and be praised by future generations."
"Not to mention that this is just an 'evil god', not an 'art ancestor', and it is impossible to die... My Xu, do you think he has any back-ups besides 'dragon'?"
"have!"
"How many are there?"
"I don't know. I have only seen a fragment of his memory in the phantom sword technique. I know that there is a technique called 'Forbidden - Reverse Forbidden Reincarnation'. This technique has also defeated gods. You should be careful."
"What else? Tell me more."
"Gone."
"It's not that it's gone, it's that you don't know it anymore."
"Then you know?"
"I don't know either."
"Tch, I didn't know but I said it so naturally, but it's really yours... So, my way, is there any way you can seize the 'dragon' from Him?"
"My Xu, I can hear that you have everything in mind."
"Hehe, my trick may be a bit destructive, but it should work. Now everything is ready, all I need is Dongfeng - there is still one treasure left!"
"What is it?"
"Your panties."
…
?
The evil spirits solidified.
Dao Qiongcang could not see the expression on the other side.
But all I saw was that the mist was frozen in mid-air, and even the sound of "Forbidden Reverse Forbidden Rebirth" stopped halfway.
He knew that Sui Yin's reaction after seeing the underwear was basically the same as his shock after hearing the underwear.
humiliation!
So humiliating!
It is the ultimate contrast and humiliation to replace such a noble dragon character as the original Zhenjie with something as filthy as underwear.
What made Sui Yin feel even more humiliated were the seals in Xu Xiaoshou's hands and the spells he shouted.
"Skill: Stealing the sky and changing the day?"
How dare he?
Who is he?
What is his identity and what is my status?
Even if the evil god Sui Yin no longer wants to admit his relationship with the ancestor, there is an undeniable fact...
He is the ancestor of magic, and the ancestor of magic is him.
The ban on this family is nothing more than good or evil.
In front of the originator of the art, a junior who was provoking the art should have made everyone laugh, but now he has successfully replaced the foundation of his survival-dragon!
What's a mere pair of underwear?
Even if the underwear is still warm after rubbing, and there is still a faint smell, so what?
This kind of humiliation from Chongmen is more impolite than pulling off ten pairs of original underwear and putting them on his Chou's vagina, isn't it?
"Xu! Xiao! Accept!"
The nearly collapsed sound broke through the space in the starry sky, turned into sharp tools of thought, and stabbed Xu Xiaoshou.
The dragon character is missing.
Sui Yin can already predict the next development of events:
It's nothing more than the ebb and flow of one thing and the other. After the opponent's condition becomes stronger, he chooses to pursue and fight fiercely until he fights to death in this starry sky;
Or, get the dragon queen, turn around and run away!
…
"Foot bag~~~"
At the critical moment, time seemed to be delayed, stretched extremely slowly and extremely long.
Sui Yin is extremely focused.
When he first saw that Xu Xiaoshou had obtained the Origin True Jie, his face became very hateful:
His eyebrows jumped with joy.
The muscles of his cheeks swelled upwards, and he smiled secretly.
In that short period of ten thousandths of a breath, anyone could tell that every pore in his body exuded the disgusting stench of a successful plot and a successful villain...
He turned his head!
He turned around!
He kicked his foot back!
He greeted his Dao Qiongtian, and the two people who had similar odors came and went as fast as they could, and they were about to leave without stopping...
"run!"
After confirming that Xu Dao's plan was to steal the dragon character, Jin Pen washed his hands and fled from his sight.
The enemy advances and we retreat.
When the enemy retreats, we advance.
Sui Yin rose up unceremoniously with a flamboyant attitude.
As the originator of magic, how high is his skill level?
Immediately, he directly cut off the half-finished "Forbidden Reverse Forbidden Rebirth", and faced Xu Xiaoshou who turned around to escape, and used a different move to seal:
"Skill: Stealing the sky and changing the day!"
…
Regardless of whether to run or fight after getting the word "dragon", this is what Xu Dao and his wife consider.
As far as Sui Yin is concerned, once the word "dragon" is lost, he will be like a castle in the air, with the risk of crashing at any time.
Casting the Reverse Forbidden Reincarnation requires the supply of ancestral power.
How to cast it without the word "Dragon"?
Even if there are other methods, to put it bluntly, the condition that supports the formation of the technique is the power of the ancestors.
Without the word dragon, how can we talk about magic?
"Forcibly cast a spell?"
Sui Yin doesn’t think so.
Given his current miserable state, if he were to forcefully perform the spell again, it would damage more than just his foundation.
So if the dragon character was lost, he would take it back first, and then run or fight, again two things.
As for Xu Dao and Xu Dao, who lost the dragon character after they got it, and then faced themselves who had the dragon character again and were still on guard, whether to fight or run is the third theory.
Sui Yin thinks like this.
He believed that there was nothing wrong with his thoughts and concerns during this rare moment.
Turns out, He was right!
Those who practice evil spirits are all clowns.
After Xu Xiaoshou succeeded in his plan and embraced the dragon character, he actually left his back to the ancestor god, even though the ancestor god was in a sluggish state.
This move is also disrespectful.
No matter how depressed I am, will I, Suyin, still not be able to use such a cheap and despicable stealing technique as "stealing the sky and changing the day"?
"What?!"
Just as he took a step, before he ran a thousand miles away, Xu Xiaoshou felt the weight in his hand lighten, and the dragon character disappeared, turning into underwear.
He held the underwear in his arms, stunned, as if he had even forgotten to run away.
...
?
Xu Xiaoshou froze.
Suyin could see the figure opposite him, and he was petrified on the spot, even the question mark on his head was clearly visible.
Even just by looking at that back from a distance, Suyin knew that Xu Xiaoshou's reaction after holding the underwear again should be exactly the same as the shock he felt when the dragon character was stolen for the first time!
"Jie shi shi shi..."
Suyin wanted to laugh, and how much he hated Xu Xiaoshou just now, how happy he was now.
Suyin laughed loudly, purple mist surged, black demonic energy mixed in it, he laughed wildly and laughed out of control.
A little human, a trick of the Suyin sect?
This can certainly trap him once and catch him off guard.
But when he was at his limit, why didn't he think that he could steal his dragon and he would not be able to counterattack him?
Or...
This ancestor god gave him the illusion that he was in such a bad state that he couldn't even use a trick like "stealing the sky and changing the day"?
"Stupid!"
After laughing for only three times, Suyin spat and cursed.
He didn't dare to delay, after all, the fighting power of those two people was still terrible. After realizing that they were punished by him, they might go crazy and kill again.
After cursing, Suyin borrowed some power from the word dragon.
"Forbidden·Sacrificial spirit forbidden to leave!"
Pinching his fingers, he turned around and ran.
Yes, Suyin didn't want to fight with them at all. Resting and recuperating was the kingly way.
Of course he could fight.
Injuring the enemy by a thousand would only hurt himself by eight hundred.
A gentleman's revenge is never too late. When he recovers to the state before the war, Xu Dao can kill him with a snap of his fingers. Today's revenge is like a passing cloud, insignificant.
"..."
The starry sky is dead silent.
The purple mist transformed by Suyin stayed in place for a long time.
After performing the spell for a long time, he could only sense that the black hole was constantly devouring his "fog", and nothing else.
The spirit sacrifice was forbidden to leave, and it was not performed...
This inevitably shocked the gods, and they were a little scared. If the two came back at this time and seized this opportunity...
"Huh!"
Suyin's consciousness was swept, and he didn't see that Xu Dao was rushing again, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
A lean camel is bigger than a horse.
Although his family knows his own business, he knows that he is in a low state, but the other party doesn't know.
Suyin!
Just these two words can suppress all the geniuses in the world!
"Knowing the difficulty and retreating is smart."
"But without the fighting spirit, I'm afraid that I will never be able to ask the true meaning of Tao for the rest of my life."
Sui Yin casually crossed out the names of Xu Dao and the others in his mind, realizing that he had overestimated the talents of the two men due to the superposition of too many variables in the relics of the gods.
How can such a person who gave up halfway achieve Tao Yusheng and be crowned as a god?
He borrowed a ray of power from the word dragon.
"Prohibition·Sacrifice to the Spirit Prohibition..."
The spell was not yet formed, and the demonic energy was in chaos, and Su Yin noticed something was wrong.
The power borrowed from the Dragon's Origin True Tablet was no longer the power of the Dragon Ancestor, and the borrowing process was no longer difficult.
It was the power of the Saint Ancestor that could be obtained very easily!
"Gedeng."
Sui Yin's thoughts skipped a beat, and he had a bad premonition.
The purple mist was entangled, and He transformed into Su Yin's hand and swiped it hard on the dragon stone tablet.
"Swish..."
The whitewash faded.
The disguise was removed.
The Heavenly Secret Dao Pattern and the surrounding space were a little broken.
The heavy ancient inscription turned into a pair of light red boxer briefs that were washed and faded.
When you shake it open, the front of the briefs is normal, just like ordinary briefs.
But if you turn it over, you can see the slightly coquettish design of the owner of the briefs.
On the left hip, there is a small, silly cartoon-like Heavenly Secret Puppet, with short arms and legs, but a big head:
[Oops]
…
The starry sky is dead.
The starry sky is dead.
In fact, at this moment, it is the heart of Suyin that is dead, and the soul of Suyin that is silent.
"Ah!!!"
When Suyin saw the silly and happy robot head without any troubles from life, he collapsed inside and out.
The evil spirit swept across the purple mist, almost devouring the last ray of clarity.
"No..."
"No..."
"Absolutely not... Absolutely not..."
Sui Yin murmured helplessly, his thoughts were like the liquefied purple mist that he had transformed into - he was completely confused!
Underwear?
How could it be underwear?
What I brought back was the True Origin Tablet, why would it be this... filthy thing? !
Sui Yin subconsciously wanted to throw away this zodiac year underwear of someone unknown, no, he wanted to crush it, ravage it, and destroy it.
But it was just a pair of underwear.
Underwear, what's wrong with that?
"Hiccup..."
"Keku..."
"Ji..."
The demonic energy was twisted.
The mist-like Suo Yin made a distorted and creepy sound, and outsiders could not figure out the meaning at all.
But even if outsiders came here, they were destined not to hear his madness, after all, the starry sky could not transmit sound.
"Puff!"
The final explosion of the mist-like evil spirit exploded into the sky, exploding soul blood and will light and shadow fragments. The entire form was like a demon, transforming into countless evil beast images with teeth and claws.
The red robot underwear was deformed under a demonized evil hand and was about to be shattered.
The fingers of the big hand were spread open again, and the underwear was swallowed into the belly of the evil beast image, and suddenly came out again.
"Jiejiejie..."
With a roar and a weird laugh, majestic and out-of-control demonic energy exploded in the black hole, like crazy.
Suddenly, the demonic energy subsided, and the three-headed and six-armed evil spirits emerged and stepped into the starry sky. Their expression was very cold and their emotions were as calm as a god who didn't care about the life and death of the people in the world.
He has six arms.
He only used two fingers to hold up his underwear and put it in front of the three evil eyes.
It's not that he wants to smell it, he just can sense what kind of power is hidden in the underwear, otherwise he won't be able to borrow the power of the Holy Ancestor.
"interesting."
The corners of Chong's labia lifted, and a cold voice came out of her mouth.
He put one hand into his underwear and after groping for a while, he seemed to have touched some mechanism.
"Click!"
Those panties ripped.
Suddenly, a golden, holy, and bright light shot into the sky.
The light is so dazzling!
It was so dazzling that even though it only contained a small amount of the power of the Holy Ancestor, Sui Yin had to be mentally prepared before he dared to touch it.
But as soon as the evil mist touches it, the fragile nature of light is revealed.
After the glory faded, what poked out from the red underwear turned out to be just a golden sword of the Holy Judgment.
This sword is very familiar.
At that time, outside the ruins of the gods, when Xu Xiaoshou drew his sword, 30 million swords of the Holy Judgment were worshiping from a distance and following him from afar. It was very spectacular.
"Jie..."
The corners of Chong's labia twitched again, as if she was laughing disdainfully, or simply unable to control her composure.
He just wanted to grab the Sword of Holy Judgment and find out what was going on.
Why did the word "dragon" turn into underwear?
Why is it that the underpants contain nothing else but the Sword of the Holy Judgment?
Are all these twists and turns and changes simply to humiliate Him for being sinister and unintelligent, or is there some other conspiracy hidden behind him?
Sui Yin did not touch the Holy Judgment Sword.
As soon as the Jianfu showed up and saw the power of the stars, some "program" that had been set in advance seemed to be activated.
"Snapped."
The sword shattered.
Panties sink and float.
The surrounding space then burst open, turning into blossoming plum blossoms falling and rising, suspended due to weightlessness, like the curtain call of a perfect drama.
Curtain calls continue, and immortality never dies.
Sui Yin's three eyes twitched, staring at the change until the red plum disappeared. What was burned into its mind was not even the key point.
He thought about it and only remembered the color of the plum blossoms...
so popular!
Very red!
I just remember that robot with short limbs and a big head...
Very embarrassing!
Very embarrassing!
…
"Hahaha!"
Sui Yin's eyes were about to burst, and he was so mad that he suddenly expanded and exploded into balls of disgusting demonic energy that exploded like maggots.
Including his own escape, including his encounter with Xu Xiaoshou, including the truth about the two ways of stealing the sky...
When the second world of phantom swordsmanship was shattered, when he realized that the role of the Holy Judgment Sword was to maintain the "second world" after Xu Dao and his two men ran away...
The truth must finally be deciphered!
Xu Xiaoshou has never used cheating.
As soon as it appeared, his second world replaced this space. The "skill of stealing the sky and changing the sun" that he saw and heard was all imaginary.
In essence, Xu Xiaoshou just took out his underwear, and then did nothing else, just waiting for him to change the situation and take the initiative to change the dragon character into his hand.
Then, he changed over.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
The demonic state of evil could not help but expand, expand, and expand again, and the rumbling roars and explosions could not help but come out, come out, and come out again from the mist.
Along with sweeping the starry sky here, there are also the tangible murderous intentions, as well as the completely uncontrollable muttering and roaring after losing control:
"Xu Xiaodao... receive the sky..."
"No, Dao Xiaocang...Xu Shouqiong...No! It's..."
"Xu! Xiao! Accept!"
He can kill people with no more than a nod of his head, and he can also do tricks with the evil spirits.
How could such a beautiful place in the Holy God Continent give birth to a filthy person like you? How could it conceive such a dirty and stinking heart like yours?
Traitor! Evil thief! Rebel!
The evil spirit gathered into a demonic face, and he turned his head and stared at the place where the ruins of God were.
reason……
No, all sense is gone.
The sixth sense originating from the evil god told him that it would be unwise to rush over. The ruins of God were now the opponent's territory, and it would be a thankless task.
But at this moment, all three of his eyes were red, and all he could think of was the robot with the word 囧.
Can't stand it!
I can't stand it at all!
A gentleman does not seek revenge overnight!
If this hatred is not enough, why should it be treated as evil spirit, what kind of god should it be made, and what kind of ancestor should it be called?
"die!!!"
With endless murderous intent, the demonic form of Suiyin ignited blood all over his body, and he fled towards the ruins of God at extremely high speeds.
But He lingered here for too long.
"Boom."
It's like a string is broken.
Sui Yin suddenly couldn't sense the aura of God's Relic.
That place should have been completely refined with the core of the heavenly realm. After taking it away, it controlled an entire plane and became invisible.
"Boom."
The haunting heartstrings were broken immediately.
He stopped in the void at a loss, using his soul and blood to escape, constantly burning himself, seemingly lost.
“Hahahaha!”
“Hahahahahaha!”()