Chapter 1518: I’m Not Kidding, Xuanji, I Have Limited Patience and Love for the People

"Dao Qiongcang, what are you crazy about?"

The storyteller stared for a long time, but couldn't help but speak out.

The road to the Xuyue Gray Palace would be boring and boring, if there was no Dao Qiongtian.

No, the program of the Sword Immortal Battle in the Central Realm has just ended, and this guy can't rest for a moment and has started a new life.

He is now tinkering with what he has on his hands...

"I, call it the 'Smiley Mask'."

Dao Qiongcang is not stingy about introducing his proud inventions to others. He believes that the desire to share is a high-level desire that cannot be curbed.

After tinkering for so long, when someone finally showed interest, he handed the thing in his hand over, "Do you want to try it?"

Where is the mask?

The mask was stuck in front of his face, and what Dao Qiongcang was holding in his hand was clearly a hood, or helmet!

"don't want."

The storyteller refused outright and disgustedly, but still couldn't help but wonder, "What's the use?"

Dao Qiongcang grabbed his helmet and said nothing. He pushed up the flesh on his cheeks, pursed his mouth into a slit, and started to laugh.

"sky……"

"Don't talk about knocking me down!" The storyteller was the first to interrupt the spell casting.

"This is the Tianji Mask." Dao Qiongcang lifted the helmet in his hand and explained himself, "As long as you put on this magical 'smiling mask', no matter what your cultivation level is, no matter what angle you look at it from, the wearer will be smiling. ...Even if you are looking at the back of my head, I still have a face and am smiling, isn’t it?”

The group of people all stopped in their tracks.

After swiping, he rushed forward again, as if he didn't want to be forcibly detained.

The storyteller opened his red lips again and again, and finally decided not to ask.

As long as this topic is not continued, the saucy old man will have no way to continue.

What my brother said was indeed true. This guy's puberty came belatedly, after he turned fifty.

"You really want to try this mask!" Who would have thought that he was just half a step behind, and Dao Qiongcang caught up with him and wanted to put the helmet into his hand.

"No." The storyteller ran towards his brother.

"You have many questions to ask." Dao Qiongcang began to chase around Bazun.

"No!"

"It's okay to ask. I will give you the answers one by one. This mask is very interesting..."

"Get out!"

After being dumped, Dao Qiongcang asked for trouble and put the helmet on his head, "Hehe."

The weird laughter coming from behind made several people's scalps go cold.

But this time, no one looked back. Everyone walked faster and faster, for fear that someone would continue the topic.

"whee."

The laughter came again.

It's like putting it next to someone's ear, blowing cold wind and laughing at the same time, making people want to shiver.

"Don't..."

The storyteller couldn't help but turn around.

It didn't matter. He shuddered.

Dao Qiongcang had started walking backwards at some point, showing off his butt, and at the same time moving back and forth like a crab. His hands were moving fast and his steps were fast - otherwise he wouldn't be able to keep up with the speed of everyone else.

Even so, there really is an extra human face on the back of his head.

The face's nose is a nose, and its eyes are eyes. In short, it is lifelike, just the smile squeezed at the corner of the mouth, matching his eyes - no matter which angle you look at, he will stare at you and smile, it's weird.

"Are you sick?!" The storyteller almost slapped him.

"Hehe, smiley mask."

"Huh, bear it, bear it... If people don't play with you, don't follow them!" The storyteller shook his head, stamped his feet, and walked away quickly.

"Hee hee." The wind blew up behind his head again.

The storyteller's hair stood on end, and he punched behind with his backhand. As a result, he turned around and walked backwards to Dao Qiongtian, which was actually a few steps away from everyone else.

"So, what function does it have?" Without even looking back, the Eight Masters pulled the storyteller to the side and asked what someone wanted to be asked.

"Hehe." The back of Dao Qiongcang's head suddenly beamed, "As I said, the smiley face mask means that no matter what angle you look at, I always have a smiling face."

Bazun looked back.

Dao Qiongcang bowed to him, without moving his head and turning around from the neck down. Even so, there was still a smiling face on his head.

"Hehe, it's awesome, do you want to give it a try?"

"...Thank you, no need to."

Ba Zunzhen couldn't bear it anymore and touched Gou Wuyue with his elbow.

Gou Wuyue turned around and saw a smiling face on Dao Qiongtian who was walking with his shoulders slanted - where his ears should have been.

Not to mention, Gou Wuyue stared at it seriously for a while, but couldn't see any flaws, even if she used her spiritual sense to look at it...

No matter how you scan, there are no blind spots in all directions, and you can only see the smiling face of Dao Qiongcang, not the back of his head.

"He means, what's the point of making a smiley headgear with this kind of function?" Gou Wuyue hesitated for a long time and asked for Bazun.

"Hehe, it's a smiley mask." Dao Qiongcang corrected his wording first, and then said, "Always smile, and good luck always comes."

"That's it?"

"Hehe, isn't this enough? Life must be for meaning. Isn't it allowed to do something meaningless?"

These words successfully silenced Gou Wuyue.

"ill."

"Not light."

"What the hell..." Lian Wei crazy couldn't bear it anymore.

Amidst the low curses, Dao Qiongcang walked from behind to the front of several people, singing and dancing on the sand, like a beautiful swan.

"Oh oh oh~ Happiness is priceless~ Let me tell you, if you wear it all day long, you are wearing a mask. Putting on a mask like this is called taking off the mask... Ning Honghong, I want to try the taste of happiness ?"

"Go away, whoever likes the broken mask will wear it, but he doesn't wear it anyway!"

"Yeah yeah yeah~Long live happiness~Senior Wei crazy, you have never been released in your life, right? In fact, you don't know that you at the entrance of the tunnel of the God-killing Officer ruins are the real you, why don't you put on a mask for fun?"

"Come on, I won't be able to wear your mask until I die!"

"Oh~ Lao Gou..."

"Sorry, make way."

"Yeah~Xiaoba..."

"Did you offend someone?" Ba Zunzhen held his four fingers against the spinning head in front of him.

Dao Qiongcang paused for a moment, his head came out of the hood, and he spun around magnificently. He opened his hands wide and said with a smile: "No, why do you say that~"

With a snap, Ba Zunzhen threw the limp hood on his face, "It's nothing, I just suddenly thought of something."

"What words?"

"Don't hit the smiling person with your hand."

The smile on Dao Qiongcang's face did not change. After snorting, he put his hood back on, "It's funny, Xiaoba, how could you have such an innocent idea?"

"I wish I was naive."

Dao Qiongcang then selectively ignored this boring guy, turned around a few more times and came to Wei Feng, gesturing to his smiling mask, "Would you like one? He's very happy~"

Wei Feng had no expression on his face and pointed to the sky.

"What's the meaning?"

"Unless the sky falls."

…

The atmosphere in Shenghuan Hall was so solid that it felt like the sky was about to fall.

Beibei, Xi and others looked at their noses and hearts, but they didn't dare to say a word, for fear that making some noise would attract the attention of the emperor.

"I'm afraid..." Seeing no one around, Dao Xuanji could only stand up on her own. Finally, she thought about it and changed her words:

"You don't know that a lot of things happened in the Holy Temple during your absence."

Of course Ai Cangsheng knows that a lot of things have happened.

Shenghuan Temple has changed, and the feeling of the people here has also changed. It can be seen from the inside.

If nothing happened, who wouldn't let Wei An protect him and rush into the battlefield again and again, forcing himself to give up the opportunity of the Ancestral God's destiny.

It is even more impossible for him to end the battle with Shen Yi prematurely and return from the ruins to commit suicide.

Therefore, something huge must be happening on the top of the holy mountain.

As for these, Ai Cangsheng is too lazy to get a bunch of lies after communicating with others, and then go to Dao Qiongcang to confirm them.

He just wanted to see that person for the first time.

He doesn’t believe in anyone, he only believes in the sky!

"The sky is falling, let Dao Qiongcang come out to see me first."

Ai Cangsheng once again spoke out, making no secret of his contempt for everyone present.

Old Yu's eyes narrowed to a slit, and he didn't dare to laugh out loud. His dead fish eyes swiveled through the slits and glanced at the main seat.

Dao Xuanji took a deep breath and said bluntly: "Dao Qiongcang, defected to the Holy Mountain!"

The main hall was completely silent.

Ai Cangsheng's mind wandered away from home for three breaths, and he finally realized what this sentence meant.

The corners of his lips lifted, and he was about to speak.

Dao Xuanji knew that his reaction would be wrong, and was afraid that he would not understand, so she continued:

"This temple is not joking. Dao Qiongcang colluded with the Holy Slaves and collaborated with ghost beasts to kill the Judge of the Heavenly Staircase and then absconded in fear of crime. Now he is wanted by the Holy Temple. He can be executed!"

The main hall fell into dead silence again.

Ao Sheng, Fang Fang and others were terrified, wondering how Emperor Cangsheng would react after learning all this.

This time, Ai Cangsheng's smile froze on his face for more than ten breaths before his mind returned.

This unsmiling guy who has been sitting in Guimu's wheelchair all year round is still smiling when he raises the corners of his lips.

Well?

Everyone realized something was wrong.

How could you still laugh?

Mr. Cangsheng was personally invited by the Taoist Palace Master to guard the Holy Mountain. It can be said that the relationship between the two is as strong as iron. How can he still laugh after learning such news?

Dao Xuanji also felt ridiculous.

At this time, loving the common people's smile is more uncomfortable than crying.

The lovely man was indeed smiling. After laughing, his eyes turned cold, and he ruthlessly scanned everyone in the hall, looking down to the details of the cuffs, collars, and the inside of the skirt...

Then he looked at the carvings on the beams and columns, the cracks on the walls, and the pearls on the ceiling...

Finally, he glanced at the rotten flesh on his side...

It seems that you are looking for or identifying something?

"Don't make trouble."

After a pause, Ai Cangsheng spoke calmly and said to the air: "I don't have time to play with you, come out."

hiss!

Xi's forehead went cold for a moment.

He felt that he understood, but it was not as incomprehensible as Fangfang - Master Cangsheng thought that the Master of the Dao Palace was still in the Holy Mountain and was joking with him?

Dao Xuanji's brows were raised high, as if she was crying and about to laugh. Finally, her expression calmed down and she repeated:

"I am not joking."

Ai Cangsheng seemed to have been touched by some sensitive nerve. Then he took a closer look at Dao Xuanji, who claimed to be "this palace", from her light eyebrows, to her tall chest, to her fly whisk, to her black boots...

There are no flaws at all!

And this, my friend, is where your flaw lies!

Ai Cangsheng sneered: "It's always fun for men to dress up as women?"

ah? Xi's eyes suddenly widened.

What's the meaning? Wait, the amount of information in this sentence seems a bit large?

But it was precisely these two subconscious stress reactions that made Xi groan bitterly, because Emperor Cangsheng suddenly looked at him coldly.

"Uh..." He turned into a big goose, and the words were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't come out at all.

Ai Cangsheng didn't say anything either, just stared at him straight, as if he wanted to stare through him, stare him to death!

Outsiders would think that the Taoist master was a sacred and solemn position, but Ai Cangsheng didn't think so, at least Dao Qiongcang was not such a person.

There was a reason why his generation nicknamed Dao Qiongcang "Saucy Old Taoist".

Dao Qiongcang was serious on the surface, but that was for the outside world.

Internally, he was a clown who was extremely stuffy, liked to joke, was not good at playing, and always had some naughty ideas and tricks...!

As long as the number of times was enough, it would always succeed - Ai Cangsheng had been successfully tricked too many times, and he was scared.

This time, he hadn't left Shenghuan Temple for decades and was tricked out. The Saobao Old Taoist would definitely welcome his return in an alternative way.

Ai Cangsheng had prepared for this when he was at the Ranming Ruins.

Even the fact that someone had been asking him to commit suicide was probably part of a prank, Ai Cangsheng thought.

Now that the Shenghuan Palace was decorated like this, and everyone had become so strange, it was possible that Yu Lao was just a genuine spectator... No, not necessarily.

In short, everyone could have been transformed by Dao Qiongcang to cooperate with his ugly drama directed and performed by himself!

Ai Cangsheng stared at Xi, trying to find some clues.

But as usual, it was fruitless.

He was silent.

A completely flawless... Tianji puppet?

"Sorry!" Xi couldn't bear the pressure anymore and apologized, "Lord Cangsheng, I didn't mean it..."

"It's that simple?" Ai Cangsheng said coldly.

Ah?

What else can I do?

"I know you want to apologize to me." Ai Cangsheng was impatient, "But isn't this method sincere enough?"

Ah?

Sincerity?

What sincerity do you need?

Xi was stunned. I was just shocked that you two were playing a little tricky. It’s good enough that I apologized verbally for my overreaction. Do you still need to... kneel down?

“Enough!” Dao Xuanji saw something and knew what Ai Cangsheng had misunderstood.

The junior watched. As the new master of the Holy Spirit Temple, as the person who would ask Ai Cangsheng to take action next...

She shouldn’t let Ai Cangsheng continue and make others laugh. She could only interrupt him:

“Like you, my time is precious and I never joke.”

“The fact is that Dao Qiongcang defected from the Holy Mountain, and I will take over the position of the master temporarily.”

Ai Cangsheng frowned when he heard it. While extending his hand, his eyes unconsciously slipped to Yu Lao...

Yu Lao’s body was shaking like a sieve.

Ai Cangsheng was thoughtful.

His action was clearly to stop Dao Xuanji from continuing to talk nonsense, but soon, he shook his head and laughed, and slowly turned his hand up, revealing his palm:

"It's okay, you continue."

Old Yu scratched his head desperately, his face flushed, and he didn't say a word.

It's so interesting!

I've never seen anything like this before, so interesting!

The corners of Dao Xuanji's mouth twitched twice, and he felt that he couldn't defend himself, and his voice was a little weak:

"I'm really not kidding..."

"Love the common people, Dao Qiongcang not only defected from the Holy Mountain, but also took Gou Wuyue and Wei Feng away, and released the ghost beast Tan Shen to attack Yujing, forcing Fang Lao and Zhong Lao to go down the mountain to defend the city."

"At the same time, Xu Xiaoshou led the crowd to attack, threatening to massacre the city before climbing the Holy Mountain. It happened that the Holy Mountain was short of manpower, so I had no choice but to order people to go to the ruins of the priest to call you."

Dao Xuanji has tried his best to pick the key points.

She didn't expect that after asking Ai Cangsheng out of the Ranming Ruins, the first thing to do was to gain his trust.

What kind of games do those two men play on weekdays!

Is this what the world of men is like?

Even though she felt bitter, Dao Xuanji had a clear mind. She selectively skipped some things that were difficult to talk about and tried her best to state the facts of the enemy:

"Xu Xiaoshou fought one against three, and his combat power was enough to stop many semi-saints."

"And our people either entered the ruins of the beheading priest or were taken away by Dao Qiongcang. Anyway, the holy mountain happened to be vacant."

"Xu Xiaoshou contracted the ghost beast Tanshen and comprehended the mystery of life..."

"Xu Xiaoshou borrowed blood from the beheading path, and with the help of the imitator and Ye Xiaotian, he comprehended the mystery of space..."

"Xu Xiaoshou fought the sword fairy three times, and the delaying tactic was successful. He also comprehended many second realms because of this, and it is suspected that he comprehended the mystery of the sword again..."

Speaking of this, Dao Xuanji paused and felt ridiculous - as if she was really joking with Ai Cangsheng.

But everyone in the hall can testify that this is not a joke. Dao Xuanji paused and continued:

"Even Yujing City, in order to delay Xu Xiaoshou's climb, gave him..."

"Enough." Ai Cangsheng didn't want to listen anymore, because he really couldn't listen anymore. These excuses and scripts were too bad, too lame, and too ridiculous.

"I'm not kidding!" Dao Xuanji didn't know how many times she repeated this sentence. She knew what he was thinking. She pointed outside the hall, "You have the eyes of the Tao. Look for yourself, look down the mountain."

"Dao Qiongcang." Ai Cangsheng just stared at her very calmly, "I say, enough."

"This temple! I'm not kidding!" Dao Xuanji suddenly shouted, his face flushed, "No!!!"

"Dao Qiongcang, you have to know that you are not humorous."

"Ai Cangsheng! You just need to take a look down the mountain first! Take a look before you speak!"

"One, take away your illusion array and apologize; two, I will shoot you with an arrow, you choose."

"This temple will not choose! Take a look first! Look!"

The entire Shenghuan Temple was about to be broken by the roar, and everyone was walking on thin ice and trembling with fear.

"Okay."

Ai Cangsheng pursed his lips, turned his wheelchair, and looked outside the temple.

The Eye of the Great Dao opened at this moment, and as far as the eye could see, the protective formation of Guizhe Holy Mountain was fully opened, and Yujing City at the foot of the mountain...

Ai Cangsheng's eyes suddenly blinked.

Yujing City at the foot of the mountain, disappeared?

Instead, there were several spirit refiners and ancient sword cultivators.

Not to mention, the people were quite complete.

Elder Fang also came out of the mountain, watching the show like a puppet, and Elder Zhong was also watching the show...

Xu Xiaoshou was indeed there, Mei Siren, Ye Xiaotian and others were there, and Feng Tingchen... there were really a lot of people.

Not important.

Not important at all.

Ai Cangsheng turned his wheelchair and turned back.

"See?" Dao Xuanji's eyes lit up slightly.

Ai Cangsheng still looked at her calmly, and shook his head speechlessly: "One, the illusion array has been taken away, apologize, two, I will shoot you an arrow, and I will apologize to you."

"You saw it all!" Dao Xuanji was really going crazy, "You you you...you clearly saw it all!"

"Yes."

"Then you also saw Yujing City!"

"No."

"No, I mean, Yujing..."

"So I said, the illusion array, take it away, apologize to me."

"Ai! Cang! Sheng! I mean! Yujing City was taken away by Xu Xiaoshou! He has a world! He took Yujing City...just like that, and Xuanji's formation, even Kyoto's formation, couldn't stop it!" Dao Xuanji pointed to Beibei, and his fingers blossomed into a flower, "Bet! Delaying tactics! Understand?!"

Ai Cangsheng took a deep breath, stopped talking, turned his head, and grabbed the evil sin bow of the nine supreme artifacts on his waist, which was taller than a person.

"Ai Cangsheng! I'm not kidding, all this is true!" Dao Xuanji retreated.

Ai Cangsheng raised the bow, pulled his right arm back, and the bow was like a full moon, directly locking the head of the other party:

"Dao Qiongcang, I can also tell you without joking..."

"My patience is limited."