Chapter 583 The Great Last Snake!
After all, it's still beyond my ability!
Shana looked at the failure interface that popped up in front of her and hammered the game console helplessly!
The efforts of mortals, whether online or offline, are not enough!
The test competition of "War" has come to the final stage, and the 500,000 prize is within reach. After the gods' tricks were cracked one by one by the special service, the subjective power of mortals finally prevailed. However, the final barrier in front of all mortals is the dead snake that does business everywhere to seduce everyone!
The gods who originally hated the last snake to come and grab the prize money were defeated one after another because the mortals bought weird services!
So, when the gods were constantly defeated and were punished by the weird power of mortals and could not be happy to be hanging dogs, they found that there was actually a god stuck on the leaderboard and ranked high!
The last snake!
The gods on the forum had a heated discussion and posted frantically to show their support, but in these posts there were a lot of unclear remarks:
"Sorry, I spoke too loudly to you before, but I didn't expect that you would protect the glory of the gods in the end!"
"We are the dog-hanging players. Ah, that's what god players are like! Last Snake, this is the first time I support you, you must win!"
"Come back, Last Snake, you are the faith of all the losers, the universe is like losing hope and light without you!"
"Fuck you, don't praise him, you are the navy hired by mortals!"
Even the believers who must win came out to speak, saying that everyone must not praise him, have you forgotten that the ability that the Last Snake is most proud of is to turn grief and anger into motivation, and turn cowardice into invincibility, you have been praising him and supporting him, which is simply messing with him!
The Last Snake also had a tense face, he felt that his cowardice value was rapidly decreasing!
Go away! Don't praise me!
It's better to abuse the whole network, otherwise how can I win!
So the facts proved that --
"Hurry up and post a message to praise the Last Snake, and quickly mobilize your relatives and friends to praise him. If everyone praises him a little, it will be a big step for civilization!"
The mortals who participated in the competition spontaneously formed a discussion group. The unsuccessful mortals who did not make it into the top 1,000 united together. They posted a large number of posts praising and praising the Last Snake, and in reality, they claimed to other mortals around them that the Church of Victory had an event to give away free eggs. When a large number of passers-by poured into the Church of Victory, they found that it was not the believers of Victory who gave out eggs, but other mortals!
Gaka is such a mortal. He is a lizard man. He was originally a sharpshooter of a certain universe mercenary group. After years of shooting, his heart has become as hard as a bullet. Not long ago, he decided to retire and return to his hometown to get married after doing a job. As a result, because the wedding fee was too expensive, he had to look for a job again, but the original mercenary group said that he was too old and directly said that he would never be hired.
In desperation, he found the game "Warfire" and was able to form a team through his relationship with a gunfight master, but he didn't expect that the damn gods in the universe were playing tricks again. Seeing that the 500,000 prize was getting farther and farther away from him, a voice claiming to be able to show miracles found him.
With this power, his ranking finally began to rise. He felt that even if he couldn't get the 500,000 prize, it would be pretty good to take a few hundred gold coins home. Unexpectedly, the huge wall blocking everyone's dream was the god who went bankrupt not long ago!
The believers of the Victory are back!
"If I can't get the 500,000 prize, at least let other mortals get it. This is my dedication!"
"I must defeat the Victory Church, even if I give everything!"
Gaka, wearing a bishop's robe, and some other mortals he gathered, are launching a parade and speech about praising the Last Snake!
"Everyone, don't forget to praise the Last Snake when you get the eggs! He is the beginning and the end, the first and the last, the perfect god and the lord of waste. Those who believe in him will surely win and be redeemed. This is his uniqueness and everything!"
"Praising a god every day can make your mood and body happy and blessed! Chant with me, the great Last Snake, hurry up, hurry up"
"Don't say anything that is not good for the Last Snake!"
The mortal bishop distributed a large number of eggs to passers-by, and also paid for milk and bananas out of his own pocket. He even got a lot of free takeaway discount coupons from nowhere. Suddenly, there was a voice praising the Last Snake in the church, and even other mortals who participated in this matter asked Bishop Gaka.
"Let's not talk about where you got that bishop robe from, but when did you learn to recite the praises of the Last Serpent?"
Gaka: "Praise, bullshit, I made it up now. I can't scold people, but I can praise people! Whatever you say, I'll make it up as awesome as I can! Wait for me to continue making it up. I'll make it into the countdown God, the supreme authority in charge of the countdown of the universe!"
Gaka continued to praise the Last Serpent. He swore that he had never praised or believed in that god so hard in his life, but now he was really racking his brains to praise the Last Serpent. At the same time, he called his former colleagues and asked them to post the quotations of other churches praising other gods in their own account messages!
The power of one person to make up these praises is still limited, so just copy them from other churches!
Slightly change the names of the gods in it, and you're done!
Soon, the Victory believers found this disguised church. When they saw the mortals inside doing good deeds in their name, their eyes suddenly turned red!
Those are free milk, eggs and bananas. They must win before they can show off to themselves. How could they give them to passers-by for free?
"I found the mortal here, ruining my lord's reputation!"
"Don't listen to their nonsense. The Last Snake is the stupidest god in the universe. He is shameless, despicable and extremely cunning. He always likes to sell cheap and defective goods at extremely high prices. He treats both adults and children equally. He is simply the god of deception in the universe!”
"I declare that all online and offline frauds in the universe are caused by the Victory Church and the Last Snake!"
"The kingdom of mages was burned by the fire of disorder and then exploded on the instructions of the Last Serpent!"
"I'll go. Wait a minute. This thing seems to be really my fault, at least it was his influence."
"Don't worry so much now, just quickly take over all the bad things you can think of!"
Victory believers stopped passers-by to receive free eggs and milk:
"We would like to take a moment of your time, maybe three minutes, to ask you to hear the name of one of the gods we despise most and all the despicable things he has done."
The passerby pondered for a moment: "No, I can understand normal preaching, but why should I spend three minutes listening to you curse God?"
"Aren't you afraid of divine punishment?"
Believer who must win: "This is the most rubbish god in the universe. He will not be punished by God. Besides, the punishment will only be punished by himself."
"Have you encountered any bad luck recently?"
Passerby: "My cabinet at home was bitten by mice recently. I am considering whether to donate money to the Deep Sea Church. They said that the cat god can help me catch mice."
Winning believer: "Don't believe in cat gods. The same goes for believing in snakes. Snakes can also catch mice. But what I want to tell you is that the cabinet in your house was not gnawed by mice at all, but by the last snake." ”
A passerby was surprised: "How is that possible? I have never heard of snakes chewing cabinets!"
Winning Believer: "Because snakes can catch mice, and mice can eat cabinets, so snakes can also eat cabinets. Now that you have heard about it, can you insult this god on the forum? The more violent the abuse, the better. , we will consider compensating you depending on the level of abuse.”
Gaka saw the Victory believers appearing at the door of the church. His hearing from years of shooting allowed him to accurately hear what the Victory believers said, and he immediately became furious!
"Hey! You actually insult the most beautiful god in the universe with a trick like losing money! I must expose your deception!"
Gaka immediately passed the crowd and walked to the church door. He took out a loudspeaker from nowhere and loudly announced:
"O simple people! Don't be deceived by those hypocritical believers who believe in victory. True believers in God are always defending and praising God, and will never insult the God they believe in!"
"They are a fraud group. They say they will lose money but in fact they will not lose money at all. In the end, you will only waste your energy and time doing meaningless things. You must believe us, we have the church's anti-counterfeiting logo!"
This world is not a country of steam, so the belief in the Last Snake is not that strong. The Believers were stunned when they saw the so-called anti-counterfeiting sign.
There is no mistake. One post, one content, one 6 one, one book, one book, take a look!
Speaking of which, the Victory Church does have a snake-shaped emblem, which they wear on their snake-scale robes every time, but the one they pulled out on the other side.
"Hey! What is that? Isn't that a beer bottle cap? What kind of anti-counterfeiting mark is that?"
Gaka: "The last snake is a great god who will protect the unlucky and let them win. The reason why bottle caps are used as anti-counterfeiting marks is because bottle caps are everywhere. This is called integrating into the masses. Secondly, bottle caps are very special. It’s cheap, it’s friendly to the people, and the third reason is that bottle caps are easy to obtain, so everyone can use bottle caps to make anti-counterfeiting signs and become a believer in the favor of the last snake!”
"A god who really cares about the people at the bottom wouldn't make any gorgeous emblems or anything like that, because those things have no meaning!"
Gaka raised his arms and shouted, and many bewildered passers-by around him started shouting along with him, and listened to the teachings of the Last Serpent. They began to praise the divine trumpet of the Last Serpent. I don’t know when even the hymns in the background music stopped. It started to be released inside the church!
"Great, great"
Gaka's actions brought a ray of light to the mortals. The mortal players who acted with Gaka filmed all this into a video. They didn't even need to edit it. They posted it directly on the Internet and quickly received a lot of likes. All mortals are praising Karka for his actions and leaving messages everywhere on the Internet, saying that the Last Snake is the best and greatest god in the universe!
"All fellow mortals! Although we come from different worlds, different planets, and have different races, we all have a common identity! That is the real dishdog!"
"We don't know how to cheat or cheat. We originally wanted to rely on our skills to gain some fame in the game and reality, but the reality always backfires. Although we can find our new ones in Art Star. life, but this does not mean that we have to give up our original life!”
"Now we finally have the hope of defeating the gods and the hackers. Let's praise the Last Snake and let the glory of mortals live forever in online games! PS: Extreme mortals are not mortals!"
Mortals began to unite on the Internet, constantly posting replies in various sections and gaining +3 experience, while the Last Snake felt that his cowardice was rapidly declining. These guys' beliefs were not pure!
These beliefs are poisonous!
"MD is so despicable!"
The Last Snake couldn't stand it anymore and posted a post to criticize the mortals, saying that what you said was simply too much, and you almost praised me to the sky, but in fact I am the first troublemaker in the universe, and I don't have such a high moral standard at all!
"I, I, I, I am a sinner in the universe, and the god who should not live in the world the most!"
The Church of Victory is also working hard. In order to ensure the victory of their church and gods, they posted advertisements and wanted posters in the streets and alleys of various worlds, and all the avatars of wanted criminals in each city were photoshopped and replaced with the head of the Last Snake.
Overnight, this great god violated the laws of hundreds of worlds at the same time and became the most wanted god. The local governors of many worlds were puzzled. They racked their brains but could not figure out why this snake man was wanted.!
"In fact, there are no space pirates at all. All space pirates are disguised as the Last Serpent, burning, killing and looting everywhere!"
"He once spread a great plague in a world, causing thousands of rare animals and plants to become extinct overnight!"
"The insecticide crisis that the Zerg world once experienced was caused by him. He resold powerful insecticides and planned to attack the Zerg planet!"
"The fires that broke out in various places were all set by the Last Serpent!"
"The great expedition and large-scale theft of weapons on the planet El were also done by the Last Serpent!"
"All the thefts and stealing incidents were done by the Last Serpent and the Church of Victory!"
"The reason why the ancient gods can secretly pollute believers through prisons is actually the work of the Last Serpent!"
"He attracted the Vanguard of Destruction and is the biggest sinner in the Sixth Epoch."
The believers of Victory began to concoct all kinds of strange charges and put all these charges on the head of the Last Serpent. For all the bad events happening in the universe, the Church of Victory jumped out at the first time to claim that they were responsible for the matter!