Chapter 208 Invincible Vegetable Soup

He stared at the production date on the package, looking back and forth over and over again.

When did those idiot gods become so easy to talk to?

Another beard master was studying lava bread. He installed a hilt on the lava bread, so this thing became a lava-enchanted bread sword.

"Hey, this weapon looks great! It will be my sword from now on!"

"Master Lorne, what program on this machine has ended! Those two different gods are leaving!" The young demon hunters pointed at the TV, and the food program had come to an end.

["Thank you for watching, we look forward to more food submissions! Our official account can be found on the forum, the IDs are."]

forum? What is that?

The demon hunters started discussing, and until now, they, who had been working hard to eliminate all kinds of alien monsters, were suddenly shocked.

Tu Tu has been going on for too long and seems to be a bit out of touch with society.

“Cosmic sociology has always been a fascinating subject, and there are some masters studying it in the Witcher Headquarters, but because we are not very sensitive to time, the topics they study are often decades out of date. "

“To use the words of some previous human societies, it’s like ‘this thing is no longer popular’.”

Some older-looking demon hunters spoke up and sighed.

In fact, there are many races similar to them in the universe, which are not very sensitive to time, such as elves of various colors and hairstyles, as well as various types of dragons, as well as races such as stone people, tree people, and fungus people. However, in the eyes of demon hunters, these races are full-fledged aliens, and they are also things that can be easily plotted.

As for why we didn’t try to figure them out, it’s because they have legal proof of residence and it’s illegal to attack them.

"Forum, it's probably something new, right?"

"Wait a minute, hasn't this thing been around for decades? Do you still remember the last time we communicated with the outside world? Was it a hundred years ago, or a hundred and thirty years ago?"

"It can't be that long! A few decades at most!"

"Hey, everyone, wait a minute. Look, this show is over, but there will be another show later!"

"To this day, we still don't know how those monsters become stronger watching the show."

The conversation between the witchers made Master Lorne suddenly come to his senses!

That's right, I'm not here to eat spicy strips, I'm here to find the reason why those monsters become stronger!

It is to destroy evil!

But after watching this program for a long time, it is just a simple food introduction program. Of course, Master Lorne has been able to understand what the "program" means. It is probably the same as those musicals, right?

It's just that those musicals are too boring. Demon hunters occasionally hold such activities internally to relieve mental stress and physical fatigue. Moreover, the original ancestors also left some projection machines, so the demon hunters are fine. I just love to look through the projections left by the original ancestors.

"These two gods said, is there another show?"

"What's the next show?"

Different worlds naturally have different times. The world where the demon hunters live is at dusk, and the blood-red stars like ferocious demons begin to sink into the horizon. This fortress where monsters live has been destroyed by the demon hunters.

It's still early.

Master Lorne decided to continue watching TV, since the fortress had been conquered anyway.

"Then what's next"

"commercial time?"

The program on the TV switched to commercial time. This time the commercial was for vegetables from the Pale World. Seeing a group of skeletons selling vegetables and scattering ashes on the TV, the atmosphere among the demon hunters suddenly became uncomfortable!

"The undead! They need to be purified immediately! Annihilated!"

"It's so evil. As expected from these shows, most races in the universe can't tell the difference between justice and evil. This kind of thing is an evil advertisement. Can the graveyard vegetables cultivated by the undead be eaten?"

Fortunately, the three masters were very sensible. They once again used their telekinesis to determine one thing - this was just an ordinary projection called "advertisement".

"Advertising, as I know, is just a means of publicity, no different from shouting." Master Handsome said: "And these undead people seem to be different." As he spoke, he pointed at the skeleton farmers on the TV, and other Demon hunters also noticed their advertising slogan:

[".Vegetables in the Pale World are all natural and pollution-free. They are grown naturally, cultivated from ashes, and watered by the Holy Light. They must be exposed to the sun for eighteen hours a day and blessed by the Holy Light ten times, so that you can eat safely. Eat with confidence, and you will be immune to all poisons!”]

[". It doesn't matter if you are thirsty, tired, numb, cut off from the waist or lost your head. Let's have a bowl of vegetable soup! Restore 1 point of life and 1 point of stamina every second for 720 seconds! Unlimited stamina, unlimited heavy attacks, combined with the power of light and heat The enemy shook his head when he saw his divine fighting skills!"]

[“Vegetable soup is an indispensable helper on your adventure and your strongest backing in battle. When you are mentally exhausted, have a bowl of vegetable soup and even a dying person will stand up. , and then use the giant sword to whirlwind and take the enemy general’s head!”]

The skeleton farmers in the advertisement hold up vegetable soup, and then use their skulls as bowls, clinking the bowls with each other, and drink the vegetable soup in their hands. You can see that the vegetable soup goes straight through their chins, directly It leaked to them.

But even with such an outrageous "on-site drinking", it can be seen that the vegetable soup really works on them. A hazy light green glow spreads on their bones, and several skeleton farmers all show comfortable expressions at the same time.

"Fuck, skeletons have expressions, and their skulls will automatically deform!"

"I want to drink this vegetable soup too. Bah! What I mean is that I will buy it and throw it on the ground to prove my determination to fight evil!"

"So handsome, no, I mean, it's really evil bones! Forget it, just ignore me!"

The demon hunters were all stunned, and some words of praise popped out of their mouths unconsciously, but they immediately reacted and quickly withdrew the verbal message they had just sent out.

The advertisement of the Pale World ended quickly. After all, it was only one minute, but before the demon hunters could recover, the next advertisement was the abandoned church selling weapons!

【“After drinking vegetable soup, you have unlimited physical strength, but you don’t have a suitable weapon! What should I do? Don’t panic, the Abandoned Church is here to help you! Just sell some unused old equipment, and we will help you build a fantastic and powerful weapon!”】

【“Equipment recycling is credited to your account in seconds, 99999 for one strike, monsters from other dimensions will collapse, and enemies in the subspace will cry! It’s not that the Iron Church can’t afford it, but the Abandoned Church is more cost-effective!”】

The several iron-clad garbage men in the advertisement are reciting exaggerated lines, and they are wearing some armor and equipment made of real old machines, especially steam series weapons, gears, screws, and transmission shafts. The big sword looks like it will fall apart at any time, but when it is swung, the gears on it will rotate synchronously, which looks very handsome!

"Fuck, I want to buy this weapon, I really need it!" Master Hu Zi's eyes widened instantly, and Master Lorne and Master Yingjun beside him turned to look at him at the same time: "Didn't you just take a bread weapon?" Master Hu Zi: "No, weapons are like this, the more the better, handsome! Sorry, wallet, I really need it. Oh, I didn't bring my wallet." "Why would I go out without a wallet!" Master Yingjun: "Don't regret it, this is something produced by the church, do you really dare to buy it?" "Don't forget the rules of the headquarters!" "[Don't touch those props and equipment of the church, you will become unfortunate!], don't you remember this warning! And even if you buy it back, this weapon doesn't look strong at all!" Master Jun complained a few words, but he didn't expect that the garbage man in the advertisement just said: ["Damage warranty within two years! After discarding, you only need to add ten gold coins to reassemble and rebuild, so that your weapons and equipment can change their appearance every day, "No heavy year"] Master Beard is excited: "You see, you can warranty!" The gear sound is sprayed with steam. If you don't like it, there is another type of typing machine nail hammer! " After hitting the opponent, you will make a set text on your opponent! "] In the advertisement, a garbage guy holds a tyrant hammer. This hammer is square, and you can see a little outline of the typo. Then this garbage guy uses this nail head to hit the dummy! A row of words suddenly appeared on the dummy - "You are dead!"

"Fuck, this is so handsome, I really need it!"

Master Luo En stopped trying to dissuade the bearded Master Limier.

Master Luo En withdrew a message and re-edited it!

Even Master Yingjun was numb, and he quickly scolded: "Wake up, this kind of advertisement is a lie, just to make you pay! The rules of the headquarters, remember the rules!"

"I spent money to buy the intelligence questions of the Thinking Church and came back to brush them crazily, saying that it can improve intelligence. Have you forgotten this!"

"It's a lie! I did more than 20 sets of test papers, and I didn't feel any improvement, and even felt that my intelligence decreased!"

Master Luo En and Master Limier sighed, looking at the weapons in the advertisement, they were so greedy that they thought of the previous tasting activities, and they couldn't help but communicate with each other:

"Why doesn't the God of Abandonment have this kind of "Sword Trial" activity?"

"Because these are advertisements, not programs."

As soon as this sentence was finished, Master Luo En immediately felt a fluctuation of divine power. He quickly grabbed the other two, and the other two masters also looked surprised.

"Again?"

"Yes!"

The three masters were in tacit agreement. The power of God descended on this land again. The demon hunters thought that this time, something delicious or a weapon would fall from the top of the magic circle. As a result, what was pulled out of nothingness and floated down was a letter.

Master Luo En opened the letter in surprise.

There were cat paw prints all over it!

"What kind of text is this? Is this the text of God? It is indeed correct. There is divine power on it!"

The three masters studied it carefully and found that they could not understand it at all. They couldn't help but sigh in unison:

"The writings of gods are so profound."

"But what does this letter say?"

"What does the spiral texture at the back mean?"

The three masters couldn't figure it out, but at this time, it was Master Lorne who said: "Perhaps, if we want to know why this god uses this kind of language to communicate with us, we just need to find the 'forum'."

"Yes, it's the 'forum' that the two gods in this machine program call!"

Master Lorne looked serious: "Maybe there is some important information? And we now know that watching this machine called 'TV' can get a response from the gods."

"This letter may be sent to those monsters across the way!"