Chapter 183 Special Guests
Although Iseni was dragged to the warehouse behind the store by Zheng Qing, the stench lingering in the store did not dissipate for a long time. Xiao Xiao had to waste several fresh talismans to eliminate the smell in the store.
As for the stench that still lingered outside the store, there was nothing he could do. After all, every talisman is like golden gold. Young wizards who have begun to learn how to do business must also learn to count every penny spent and carefully weigh the relationship between expenses and benefits.
Of course, another reason why he was not in the mood to pay attention to the lingering stench outside the store was because of the new 'customers' in the store.
The reason why Xiao Xiao is so interested in these new customers is not because these customers are generous or have high status. On the contrary, in the eyes of Dr. Xiao, every one of these guests was a big trouble, which made him have the urge to throw them away and be happy.
Of course, the wizard could only think about this rude and rude behavior in his heart. He could not and dare not throw every one of these customers who entered the store casually.
Yes, every one.
The new guests are not wizards, but a group of noisy green parrots, as well as several myna, crow, skylark, white dove and other small birds brought by these parrots.
These birds don’t have a fuel-efficient lamp.
In addition to the parrot myna who yelled indiscriminately with a broken gong voice, the skylark myna who looked gentle and quiet were like sparrows. They kept chirping after entering the store, which made Xiao Da noisy. The doctor's head hurts.
"We really don't sell bird food... If you don't believe it, you can look around at our shelves. There are rat cages on them, as well as some talismans and potions." Xiao Xiao didn't know how many times he had to be patient with the bird in front of him. The parrot explained the matter.
But these birds turned a deaf ear, so much so that the wizard wanted to pluck out the fine down around their ear holes and yell at them, so that these guys with brains the size of soybeans would listen to what he said.
The green-skinned parrot raised one of its front paws, holding a red and black card in its small paw. He tilted his head and stared at the young wizard with black eyes the size of mung beans. His voice was a bit sharp:
"Look at this card. Is it from you? Does it say something like 'customers will be satisfied' on the card?"
"It was sent by us, and it also contains this sentence." Xiao Xiao nodded reluctantly, and tried to explain at the same time: "But..."
There was no chance to say the words after his 'but'.
After he admitted what the green parrot said, a flock of birds started shouting in his ears like a frying pan.
"Do we count as your customers?" [¥! ...fastest update]
"You can't discriminate against us because we are birds! This is racial discrimination! We are going to be arrested by Dan Hager!"
"Cuckoo!"
"Chirp chirp!"
"No buts! If you are a wizard, you must keep your word!"
"If you don't satisfy us, I'll shit in your store!"
These large and small birds of different types and feathers were all shouting, especially the last threat, which made Dr. Xiao's face turn green.
"Don't bother! Tell me what you have to say!" The short wizard jumped up from behind the counter, waved his arms vigorously, and screamed: "Can I go to Green's Grocery to buy it for you? Don't worry! Sit down and take a sip of tea... Squad Leader Jiang? Come here and help me!”
Jiang Yu, who had just returned to the store after comforting several customers, couldn't help but sigh after seeing this chaotic scene.
This isn't opening a store, it's all nonsense.
Even though she thought so, she couldn't watch a group of naughty birds really destroying the house.
The witch glanced at the birds scattered on the top of the shelves, and her eyes finally landed on a white dove. Then a relaxed smile of relief appeared on her face.
"Mengmeng? Mengmeng!" She leaned out of the shop, waved and shouted: "Come here and help me."
After a while, the little witch pinched her nose and ran back from outside with a crackle. She originally wanted to cast a bubble spell on her head, but she was not able to succeed due to lack of skill, so she finally adopted the oldest and simplest method. Pinch your nose.
"What's the matter? Well, no matter what, put a bubble spell on my head first! That fish-man stinks so much, cousin, how can you stay here?" Because she pinched her nose, the little witch's voice sounded like a whisper. He said angrily: "Hurry up, I have to go out after I finish talking... There are many beautiful glass balls in Granny Crystal's shop next door, which are much better than this smelly shop... Huh? Xiaobai? Why don't you do that? it's here?"
When she was just talking, a white dove that was originally staying on the top of the shelf suddenly fluttered its wings, slid down from the top, landed directly on the little witch's shoulder, and then started cooing non-stop.
Because she was so surprised, when she said the last sentence, the little witch even ignored the possibility of inhaling the stench, put down the hand holding her nose, raised her arm, and transferred the white dove from her shoulder to the palm of her hand.
This pigeon was her pet, and she named it 'Xiao Bai' - in Li Meng's impression, Xiao Bai should be taking a nap in the bird house in the petting garden today. How could it fly so far and fly out of school? Woolen cloth?
"Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Xiao Bai rubbed the little witch's cheek affectionately, and let out a series of fluctuating syllables in his throat.
"Can pigeons talk?" Xiao Xiao, who was standing behind the counter, sat down again - he had realized Jiang Yu's plan, so he seemed much more relaxed - the wizard smacked his lips and said in a regretful tone: " Just now I was wondering if this pigeon was your little white pigeon, but I wasn't sure...after all, they all look the same."
The little witch glanced at Xiao Xiao with contempt on her face and ignored him.
Jiang Yu raised her arm, scratched Pigeon Xiaobai's head with her fingers, and turned back to Li Meng and said: "You ask Xiaobai to discuss with its friends and stop disturbing other people's business. I will ask the store manager to treat them to dinner later. ...Also, I just used some fresheners in the store, and the smell is gone, so don’t hold your nose all the time.”
After saying that, the witch raised her fingers and scratched the tip of Li Meng's red nose.
The little witch was swaying as if she was drunk, with a proud look on her face: "I'll take care of this little thing! Xiaobai? Xiaobai, did you hear that? Tell them to stop messing around... I'll give you delicious food later!"
The white pigeon hesitated, turned to look at its companions, and cooed twice.
"Alas." The leading green parrot sighed heavily: "It's not that I don't understand the words. Is it interesting for you to discuss this kind of thing in front of me like this? ...But for the sake of little white girl, For our sake, we reluctantly agreed to this suggestion.”
"Well, this is called the protection of the rights and interests of consumer birds, and it is completely legitimate and legal!" said a myna next to me.
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