Chapter 70 Tips for Being a Cat
After taking care of the clever forest cat, the black cat walked slowly back to his 'tree stump throne'.
In front of the throne, there were piles of tributes paid by cats.
After staring at the various things for a long time, the black cat stretched out his paw, pulled it to the left, and pulled it to the right. After a few minutes, he threw all the messy things aside, and finally only a few big dead mice were left. .
‘Ouch! ’
The black cat raised his paw, pointed at the pile of dead mice in front of him, yelled again, and at the same time looked around majestically, then moved the pile of dead mice towards him and made a hugging movement.
Those stupid cats seemed to have finally enlightened themselves, meowing and swooping out of the forest again.
Looking at the retreating figures of the cats, the black cat snored with satisfaction, then walked back to the other tributes that he had just discarded aside, and began to fiddle with them and pick them up - although most of the things inside were not suitable for him. They are all worthless to him, but it is inevitable that a blind cat encounters a dead mouse.
For example, that cute little ragdoll cat brought back a scorpion with a palm-sized tail. This kind of scorpion is called "Yeshan". It is a rare hermaphrodite scorpion, covered in black and purple. It has very little poison and its courage is as small as its poison. Whenever it encounters natural enemies, this kind of scorpion often pretends to be dead to escape. Unfortunately, it met a more timid ragdoll cat. The little female cat didn't even dare to touch the grasshopper jumping around. It happened that the scorpion pretended to be dead and simply picked it up as a tribute.
Although Zheng Qing is not clear about the twists and turns between the Ragdoll Cat and the Yaeyama Scorpion, he does not deny that he is quite satisfied with this tribute - second only to the mice - because this kind of scorpion is not only prepared with Qianzhengsan, It is an adjuvant for various medicines such as Huoluo Dan, and this kind of scorpion with low toxicity is a great pet snack.
During the recent period, Zheng Qing would take time to take Poseidon to visit the Su family's mansion in Beta Town every week, while the beautiful Su was looking for ways to prepare various snacks to entertain the little fox. Among them is ‘Fried Yaeyama’. Zheng Qing was very impressed by this. Poseidon would always dig out those fried and fragrant little scorpions from the pile of snacks and eat them cleanly. So much so that young public-funded students sometimes worry privately whether their little fox will be abducted by the big fox of the Su family because of these delicious snacks.
The black cat rummaged through the pile of tributes for a long time. In addition to the half-dead Yaeyama scorpion, he also found a handful of fresh catnip, a notebook with a tattered cover and no color, and a very beautiful honey. Yellow opal.
God knows where in the nooks and crannies those wild cats found these things.
Zheng Qing flipped through the notebook. It seemed to be a Potions Note written by a senior student a long time ago. It was thrown away somewhere and then picked up by a wild cat. This made the young public-funded student slightly depressed for a few seconds. , he originally thought that he had picked up a certain great wizard's training experience, the kind that could help him advance to the great wizard - but these potions notes are incomplete, and many of the contents have been soaked by mold and earth tide.
The notes were made with a fine black pen, the handwriting was neat, and the composition was exquisite, but the content inside was no more than heavenly scripture to Zheng Qing.
With two months of potion science foundation at Zhengqing University, it is still difficult to tell the difference between schisandra chinensis and gallnut gallnut, let alone those obscure concepts in the grade-level potion science notes.
But the black cat fiddled with it a few times with its paws and finally gave up on throwing it away.
Anyway, there is a guy in the dormitory who is a book addict, and he likes these weird notes the most. Zheng Qing thought it would be a good choice to give it to Dr. Xiao Da.
As for the cat's eye stone, it was only the size of a fingernail, completely translucent, and a bright yellow light penetrated the center of the stone. Zheng Qing felt that the color of this gem matched very well with the bohemian dress he had given Elena before - this would be a good Christmas gift, the young public-funded student thought happily, and gave the gem to The gem was pressed under the paw.
As the end of the year approaches, many students in the class have begun to discuss Christmas, the whereabouts of annual vacation, and other things that seem far away but will actually be faced in the blink of an eye.
Zheng Qing is no exception.
He had previously considered what kind of Christmas gift he would prepare for the Gypsy Witch, what his budget would be, and whether he would need to appropriate a little bit of the Exoneration Hunting Team's provident fund - but with the appearance of this cat's eye stone, everything changed. All troubles were solved - the young public-sponsored student even considered changing into a cat a few more times.
Maybe after a few more days of being King Cat, holiday gifts from the Exoneration Hunting Team and other friends in the class will come.
Just when Zheng Qing was thinking about this tempting idea, the cats that went out to hunt had already returned in twos and threes.
With clear goals in mind, these cats are still very efficient. Most cats can come back with a mouse of the required size in their mouths. Even if there are some that don't quite meet the requirements - such as the timid ragdoll cat who followed someone and picked up a litter of pink mouse cubs that were just born and didn't even have all their fur - black The cat showed tolerance for this.
Anyone who presses a cat's eye stone under his paw will be in a good mood.
One, two, three...
The black cat nodded, counting the number of cats in the forest, nodding their heads one by one, and then slowly narrowed his eyes.
Hmm, there seems to be one missing guy among the cats.
What about the Norwegian forest cat?
Did he run away from the group because he received two beatings?
Zheng Qing was secretly wondering, but seeing that most of the cats had returned, and there were already a lot of dead mice in front of him, he finally gave up the idea of waiting any longer.
The black cat put its paws under its belly, dug around, and found a folded paper crane. This paper crane was prepared before he turned into a cat. He hid one under his belly and stuck it tightly with double-sided tape, just in case he needed it.
After taking out the paper crane, the black cat immediately spat at it - after repeated tests, Zheng Qing confirmed that this was the most effective way to activate the talisman after he turned into a cat.
The paper crane, stained with cat saliva, stood up shakily, shook its wings, and then quickly flew into the wind before its two wings were stuck together with the sticky saliva.
Pu Leng, Pu Leng!
The sound of the paper crane flapping its wings soon attracted the attention of other cats. There were even a few more active cats rubbing their paws, eager to try, as if they wanted to knock down the paper crane.
But under Zheng Qing's majestic gaze, these cats finally kept their tails between their legs and watched eagerly as the paper crane flew further and further away, over the treetops, until it disappeared into the gray-white sky.
After a while, there was a sound of kicking footsteps outside the forest, as well as the sound of several people muttering in low voices.