Chapter 14: Hug Your Thigh, It’s Comfortable and Not Shabby
During the winter vacation, Zheng Qing, Xiao Xiao and others came to Gini's hut to do a task. Kolma once solemnly told several young wizards that they needed their help to complete a 'sex magic'.
At that time, Fatty Xin was still looking forward to it.
Subsequent developments proved that the so-called 'sex magic' was nothing more than a way for the owner of the Gini Cabin to tease a few poor young people. Their real task is to work hard, sketching formations, talismans, and mixing potions.
Now, the great wizard of Korma used this excuse again, and in front of other girls.
Zheng Qing was embarrassed and couldn't help but roll his eyes in his heart - does he look so stupid that he would fall into the same pit twice?
"You must think I'm joking, right?" The owner of the Gini Cabin blew his long hair that fell in front of his forehead and showed a charming smile to the boy: "This time it's true... Even if you are not Lei Zhe, I I also agree to let you be my boyfriend.”
Zheng Qing didn't swallow a mouthful of Green Bee, and coughed violently while holding the cup.
He really couldn't resist such half-truths.
"Stop joking with him," Jiang Yu glanced at Kolma accusingly, then glared at the young public-funded student and reminded: "How long do you plan to listen to the chat? Have you forgotten the purpose of our coming here? ?”
Zheng Qing suddenly woke up and put down the wine glass in his hand.
"You know Nicholas," he coughed and tried to say in a more serious tone: "That's the classmate in our class who repeated the grade twice...Nicholas Green Oswall. Yesterday he was picking at Linzhong Lake. Lost the bloodline of 'Oswal'."
"I heard about it too." Kolma nodded: "Didn't Lei Zhe and Augustus have a fight in the east of the town because of this incident, destroying half of the street? There was a lot of excitement in the newspapers..."
"Great Sage!" A witch with golden curly hair stuck her head out from between the railings on the second floor, interrupting the harmonious and lively conversation downstairs - Zheng Qing noticed that the witch's cheek also With a lock of silver hair hanging, as if this has become the new popular makeup in the North District - the witch shouted anxiously:
"That idiot Enoch just tried to use a very complicated spell. The spell required too much magic power, and it almost took away half of his life... Now the wrinkles on his face are heavier than a Shar-Pei dog! He can't breathe anymore. It’s very weak… there’s nothing we can do.”
"Don't use that title!" Kolma glared at the curly-haired witch angrily and raised her voice slightly: "There is a bottle of amber light soaked in sand worms at the bottom of the wine cabinet. The bottle is wrapped in gray deerskin. You Put the wine into another bottle, take out the sandworms, grind them into powder...I'll deal with the rest when I get up!"
"Okay, Great Sage!" The golden-haired witch retracted her head in a flash. Soon, through the gap in the door that was not closed tightly, there was a lot of noisy voices and messy footsteps upstairs.
Kolma glanced at the two guests apologetically.
"Thank you for your hard work, Great Sage!" The young public-funded student looked at the owner of the Gini Hut and said solemnly: "Business matters..."
"Don't use that title." Korma raised her hand, which made Zheng Qing shrink back in fear, thinking that she was going to beat herself up. However, the witch just raised her hand and pressed her forehead: "Why are you making such nonsense together?"
"This is not nonsense." Jiang Yu couldn't help laughing, but quickly pursed her lips and straightened her appearance: "This is the call of the North District... It is the voice of the collective of wizards in the North District."
Wizards of the North End.
Although Jiang Yu had used this word before, hearing this term again in this context still made Kolma feel distracted for a moment.
A smile slowly appeared on her lips.
"If you don't mind, can you wait a little while?" The owner of the Gini Cabin sighed deeply and came back to his senses: "...They are like a group of children who just got a new toy."
"I have half a Kabbalah leaf here, maybe I can help you." Jiang Yu took out a book from his pocket, and then put a bookmark-like leaf into Korma's hand.
The owner of the Gini Cabin hesitated for a second, then a warm smile appeared on his face: "This is really a big help... Okay, okay, I won't steal your little boyfriend."
As she said that, she glanced at the confused public-funded student and warned: "When you see the thigh, hug it, hug it tightly...hug the thigh, it's comfortable and not shabby."
Zheng Qing twitched the corner of his mouth, subconsciously glanced at the thigh of the new great wizard, and then immediately withdrew his gaze. He really didn't know what kind of expression he should use to deal with this senior's strange mind.
However, he vaguely understood that the 'thighs' Kolma was talking about should refer to Jiang Jade - Kabbalah leaves, which he had read in the potion textbook. They are a kind of magical plant rich in vitality and very rare. Zheng Qing once saw someone buying this kind of leaf at a high price in a wandering wizard's bar, but no one paid any attention to it until he offered nearly fifty jade coins, which shows how precious and rare it is.
Monitor Jiang actually used this precious leaf as a bookmark, saying that she was a thigh, which didn't seem inappropriate.
But right now, what he cares more about is what Colma said before.
Haven't you heard that Jiang Yu has a boyfriend? Zheng Qing was puzzled, thinking about every suspicious wizard around Jiang Yu, completely unaware of the slightly embarrassed expression of the witch next to him.
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As it turns out, Korma was right about the newly empowered Northside wizards under her command. That's a group of naughty kids who just got new toys.
Every ten minutes, there will always be a new magical accident: either two wizards accidentally broke their partner's legs while practicing magic battle, or a wizard unfamiliar with magic was hung in the air by a vine summoned by himself. , there are also exploding cauldrons, screaming mandrakes, and a divination crystal ball that transforms into a shining orb of light.
Zheng Qing could not understand at all how those northern wizards could make an ordinary crystal ball flash with so many colors.
In the North District in the past, magicians would never have caused so much trouble, but for the current North District, the changes at the community level brought about by magic far exceed the influence that a transfiguration or divination spell should have. .
But overall, most of the current accidents are caused by the strong curiosity and desire of exploration of the wizards in the North District. Of course, more accidents come from their stupidity in lack of systematic education.
The originally simple consultation was carried out intermittently in this stupid atmosphere and lasted for an entire afternoon.
When Zheng Qing and Jiang Yu returned home, a golden moon had already risen outside the window. Not surprisingly, they missed the regular class meeting tonight. Fortunately, Jiang Yu was the class monitor and had the right to Give both of you a suitable note of leave.