Chapter 3059 Brother, Can You Unclog the Toilet?

The Type 4 Spike Explosive Mine is the official name of this strange equipment in the Japanese Army Equipment List.

However, because this thing looks too iconic and too much like a common tool for cleaning toilets at home, it is usually more appropriate to call it a "toilet peg", or "excrement remover".

In addition, although this thing was invented by the Japanese, its technical source, like many Japanese domestic equipment, comes from their Nazi allies who are the same as them.

Don't get me wrong, the Germans are not crazy enough to arm soldiers with such toilet pegs.

The prototype weapon in the hands of the Germans is actually the HHL magnetic anti-tank grenade, which looks basically the same as the excrement remover head in front of the toilet peg, except that there is no section of pole connected to the back by the Japanese.

The Germans use this thing by using magnetism to absorb this heavy anti-tank grenade to the outer armor of the tank, and then manually pull the fuse to delay the detonation.

Generally speaking, as long as it is used properly and the battlefield conditions are relatively suitable, German soldiers who use this close-range anti-tank weapon have the opportunity to retreat to a safe distance on foot after manually pulling the fuse.

At most, the risk factor is very high, but to put it another way, there is no infantry anti-tank weapon in World War II that is not very dangerous.

From anti-tank rifles to anti-tank guns, and even infantry anti-tank weapons using the latest technology such as Panzerfaust and Tank Killer, they are all the focus of the enemy's various direct light and heavy firepower.

So it is not necessarily that the gun crew operating the anti-tank gun has a higher chance of survival than the infantry using such magnetic anti-tank grenades.

But the Japanese are different. Their thinking is completely different from that of the Germans.

In the eyes of the Japanese Army, your German magnetic anti-tank grenade is troublesome and costly to make, so the magnetic adsorption process is completely redundant.

I will simplify the production process, remove the magnetic adsorption directly, and retain the original design function of the anti-tank grenade.

Then add a wooden stick to the back, so that the soldiers can directly use it to poke the tank.

This is convenient for wartime production, and there is no need to rush to the face of the tank to install the grenade and then manually pull the fuse, which greatly increases the success rate of attacking the enemy. Isn't this better?

The only problem is that the explosion radius of the front warhead of the toilet peg is 5 meters, while the length of the wooden stick held by the idiot soldier is only 2 meters.

In order to ensure that the tank armor can be penetrated, the warhead charge cannot be reduced, and the explosion damage will naturally not be reduced; on the contrary, it is a bit uneconomical to get a six or seven-meter-long wooden stick and let three idiot soldiers hold this thing together to poke the tank. It is a bit uneconomical. If one dies, three will die directly.

What should we do?

It's easy, just use this 2-meter-long wooden stick directly.

Just treat the soldiers and the toilet peg as disposable weapons, as long as they can destroy the enemy tanks, they will win.

What do you mean by the lives of soldiers?

Laughing to death, the life of a jackass soldier is also called life? Not as valuable as the toilet paper of Tojo's senior soldier.

As long as I have as many stamps for sending compulsory conscription summons, I will have as many jackass soldiers.

Isn't the cost of one of my stamps much lower than the cost of your German magnetic adsorption device?

This improvement is a sure win, ha ha ha!

So, based on the devil's weird design idea, the Germans themselves did not expect that the magnetic adsorption anti-tank grenade would be changed into such a stupid weapon, and thus it was born.

It is worth mentioning that the background of the birth of this weapon is that the devil was beaten up by the "unspeakable evil ghost tank" in the Pacific Ocean - Stuart and Xie Mantou of the Americans.

Seeing that there was no handy infantry anti-tank weapon at hand and being killed to the point of numbness, they were forced to come up with a last-minute product.

So the original purpose of this thing was not to fight against the Red Army, but to fight against the Americans in the Pacific Islands and the mainland.

However, when the Red Army captured Berlin with an unstoppable momentum, completely destroyed the Nazis, and then marched eastward to the Far East, gathering a huge force to prepare to attack the Kwantung Army.

Seeing the thousands of Russian tanks swarming in, the Kwantung Army was more than frightened.

In a hurry, they quickly tried to find ways to enhance the anti-tank capabilities of the grassroots troops, especially the infantry.

After searching the arsenal, they didn't find any particularly handy weapons, but they asked the mainland for the design of the toilet peg.

Looking at this "cheap and easy to use" low-cost, low-tech anti-tank weapon design that is extremely suitable for large-scale and rapid production during wartime.

The Kwantung Army, which was overjoyed, immediately mobilized the military production lines in the three northeastern provinces and began to rush to produce this strange "decisive weapon" and quickly equip the troops in large quantities.

During the months when the Red Army was preparing for the battle, the military production capacity at hand was really not low. The Kwantung Army, which could even make tanks and cannons by itself, also produced enough toilet pegs for the troops to use.

But having something to use is one thing, and whether this thing is effective is another matter.

In a hurry, the Japanese infantry battalion commander had no other choice but to resort to this last resort. After issuing the order, he personally came to the toilet peg detachment that was ready to set off.

Looking at these soldiers with "victory" scarves on their heads, he also put on a pretentious look and pretended to speak solemnly.

"Gentlemen! If we don't destroy the Russian chariots, we, the imperial warriors, will definitely not have a chance to win!"

"Victory or failure depends on this one move! Please show your courage to serve your country for seven lifetimes and make sure to completely destroy the Russian chariots! Open up the road to victory! Please!"

After saying that, the captain, in order to show his solemnity, did not forget to hold the command knife with one hand and bowed deeply at 90 degrees on the spot.

This scene directly made the group of soldiers in front of him, who had never seen such a scene, burst into tears of gratitude on the spot.

He immediately put on a posture of expressing his true feelings, and even snot bubbles were about to come out, and he almost burst into tears on the spot! As if "the rise and fall of the empire depends on us in this move".

"Hey! Captain, please rest assured! We will definitely destroy the Russian tanks and show the irresistible fighting power of the imperial warriors!"

"Yoshi! Loyal and brave!"

The captain, whose performance had not yet ended, went a step further and took the initiative to pat the shoulder of the squad leader who was responsible for leading the charge of these big-headed soldiers, and then blurted out a smile that was almost grinning to the roots of his ears.

"When you return triumphantly, I will personally celebrate your success with the best sake! Please attack! Please!"

It is worth mentioning that in order to ensure that the soldiers will not have a fear of war.

When the Kwantung Army delivered the toilet pegs in batches to the troops for use, it did not tell the big-headed soldiers below that you are actually disposable consumables like this thing in your hand.

Instead, it said in a high-sounding manner that this is the Empire's latest anti-tank decisive weapon, which has a wonderful effect on any enemy tank, and it kills them all.

So you "loyal and brave imperial warriors" just need to hold this thing and rush towards the enemy's chariot like fighting with bayonets.

Just like holding a rifle bayonet to disembowel an enemy soldier, stab the enemy's chariot suddenly, and then you will witness the miraculous moment of the destructive power of the empire's decisive battle weapon.

After that, you just need to wait for the reward to come back, and there will be a lot of flower girls and sake.

With such shameless lies, plus the counterweight wooden models used during the training, there was no actual explosion demonstration for the soldiers to see.

The Kwantung Army, which fooled the idiots and grassroots officers below, did achieve its desired goal.

That is, in wartime, those idiots who were fearless and overloaded with pig brains could lift this thing like crazy and rush towards the enemy's chariot.

The captain knew that no matter whether the attack was successful or not, the user would never return. He treated lying as eating and drinking, and he didn't blush or feel guilty at all.

He didn't take the lives of these idiot soldiers seriously at all, just as disposable consumables like toilet pegs.

At the moment when the captain ordered the attack and issued a mobilization declaration, the burning wreckage of the Japanese tanks was knocked away. In the end, the IS7 and IS6 army, which didn't leave a single surviving tank for the Japanese, had already killed the Japanese infantry together with the BMP43 infantry fighting vehicle cluster that came with them.

All kinds of vehicle-mounted machine guns and machine guns were firing at full power, and the hot shells kept spewing out of the receivers.

The deep red and hot flames were waving and sweeping like fire dragons, whipping back and forth on the Japanese positions that were not called positions at all, killing countless Japanese infantrymen who were just crawling on the ground without any fortifications or shelters.

"Loading high-explosive bombs! At two o'clock, target the Japanese anti-tank gun! 300 meters away, gunners ready!"

It was also because they were fully aware that these Japanese anti-tank guns and anti-tank rifles could not be said to have no damage at all, but could only be said to be infinitely threatening to the Red Army's heavy tanks.

The anti-tank guns that should have been concentrated on firepower as soon as possible were killed by the mechanized attack troops of the leader army who pursued attack speed and attacked all the way. They were left until the last 300 meters when the infantry was about to get off the car and charge, and the attack troops began to slow down gradually before firing and shooting it down.

The heavy 130mm high-explosive projectile and propellant cartridge were pushed into the chamber one after another, and the huge breech block closed with a dull sound. The IS7 had completed the aiming.

Boom--

The artillery power of the same level as the Red Navy destroyer rushed towards the Japanese anti-tank gun with a loud bang.

The explosion with flames swept up a lot of hot soil and scattered it in all directions. The 37-knocking brick anti-tank gun copied from the Germans was torn into pieces on the spot.

Together with the fragments produced by the 130mm grenade explosion itself, a high-temperature metal storm was instantly blown up.

"Uh ah ah ah ah!!!"

"Wow!!!"

The Japanese soldiers who could not dodge in time had no shelter and no cover to rely on. They were pierced with blood holes all over their bodies by the high-speed fragments that swept in front of them. They were pierced all over like iron hedgehogs and fell into a pool of blood with screams on the spot.

The Toilet Peg Squadron had just arrived at the scene and saw such a horrifying scene. The sergeant in charge saw that his own troops had been slaughtered like this. The barrage of machine guns and cannons, plus the unlimited supply of large-caliber grenades, would not have the opportunity to attack and would be killed on the spot.

"Attack! Attack the Russian tanks! Tsushima!!!"

Holding a dock peg in his hand and a victory note tied to his head, this configuration was not enough in the eyes of the Japanese army.

After all, charging against a tank, even with the blessing of lies and deception BUFF, is still a very test of courage.

Especially the Russian giant tanks that are as heavy and big as monsters are simply terrifying! Not to mention the Red Deer soldier below, even the Japanese Major General above was frightened when he saw it, but he just said it outright and covered it up due to the lack of face.

Charge against this steel monster that roars loudly, spits out black smoke, has dust flying behind its butt, and has machine guns and main cannons all over its body spitting fire everywhere.

The Japanese soldier, who thought he needed courage, took the final step. He picked up the toilet bowl in his hand and rushed up with his bow-legged hands at the top of his lungs.

“The hell is on the black card!!!”

“Onboard!!!”

! ?

The commander of the IS7, who had already reached the final distance of less than 50 meters in front of the formation, was stunned when he saw this scene through his periscope. What was in the hands of the Japanese soldiers opposite who were squealing like butchering pigs! ?

Anti-tank rocket-propelled grenade launcher? A replica of Iron Fist?

Hey, don't say hey!

It's all a pipe with a big mallet in front, it's a bit like Hey!

It's your Japanese launch tube, why the hell is Suka so long?

"Don't let the Japanese troops rush over! They have anti-tank weapons in their hands! Concentrate your firepower to stop them!!!"

Although he failed to guess the correct purpose of the Japanese weapon at the first time, the battalion commander who did correctly guess the classification of its anti-tank weapon immediately gave the order.

In an instant, all heavy tank crews, as well as the infantrymen who had just dismounted and followed the tanks and infantry fighting vehicles, all received the urgent order from the radio.

I didn’t say anything, hit!

"Shoot! Destroy these Japanese devils!"

Alsim, who was holding the AK in his hand, gave an order and fired directly from the waist and missed the shot.

I was so anxious that I couldn't change the ammunition, and I felt that the thing in my hand was not violent enough or powerful enough.

Throwing the empty AK behind him, Alsim, who took three steps and then two steps, sprinted forward and climbed onto the back of the tank parked in front of him with his bare hands.

I grabbed the top of the IS7 turret, which is a twin-mounted 5mm KPV heavy machine gun that is mounted on a circular machine gun rail and can be used by both the commander and the infantry.

What are the "Doom and Astartes" weapons that Slavic Superman should use?

This is called.

A fully loaded ammunition box was hung on each side of the left and right sides, and the ring-shaped high-flat dual-purpose mechanical sight was pointed at the Japanese holding the toilet bowl. Alsim, with a grimace on his face, immediately clicked the trigger.

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