Chapter 983 She Is Not My Wife

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Luo Fang looked at the fracture, and saw that it was all neat and smooth, and it was not pressed at all. Besides, it would break if it was pressed casually. What kind of broom is that?

Don't pretend she doesn't know, her grandmother's home is also a rural area. Many children in rural areas are beaten with a broom, and the beating has been going on for a year!

"Nonsense, I have added small wooden sticks to the handle of this broom, which is very strong. If you don't believe me, try it!" The uncle handed over a very large broom.

Luo Fang took it, and it was indeed heavier than ordinary brooms.

"How is it? You're not telling a lie, and you two are arguing at my stall, which hinders my business, so I didn't ask for more than 10 yuan!"

The uncle spread his hands, as if you can see how easy I am to talk!

Luo Fang was amused by the uncle, and waved the broom in his hand, "Master, do you think your broom is strong?"

"Yeah, the big guys are breaking it all the time!"

"Okay!" Luo Fang said yes, and then there was a click, and the broom broke in Luo Fang's hand!

The uncle was obviously frightened, "What... what's going on?"

"Yes, sir, I still want to ask you, what's the matter, a girl like me can break it, and you still lie to people that your broom is strong. Do you often deceive people here?"

"Nothing!" The uncle was most afraid of tigress in his life, so he started to put the broom into the bag quickly.

He must not have read the almanac when he went out today, he avoided the one at home, how could he still meet him in the market.

I should have known... He didn't blackmail people just now, but who knew, looking at the refreshing little girl, she has such strong hands!

Just scared him to death, okay?

"Master, don't go, I haven't paid you yet!" Luo Fang stood in the middle of the road with her waist pinched.

The old man was so frightened that his hands holding the broom were shaking, and he hurriedly asked for help to Zhao Long who had been standing beside him without saying a word, "Young man, I beg you, take your wife away quickly, and I will give you two brooms for nothing."

After speaking, he picked two of the strongest ones and stuffed them into Zhao Long's arms, hesitantly looked at Zhao Long for a few times, and finally he couldn't hold back, "Young man, I'm just like you, we both suffer!"

Zhao Long was confused by what he said, "Master, why are we the same?"

The uncle glanced at Luo Fang and said, "It's all about the daughter-in-law who is too powerful. I think your daughter-in-law is much stronger than our old lady. With her strength, look again. You are so thin and small. Are you at home?" Don't be punished! Did she go back to beat you when she bought the broom?"

Zhao Long: ...

After finishing speaking, he patted Zhao Long's shoulder sympathetically, "Be patient, just bear it for decades. Look at me, I have been married for more than 30 years, and now I have learned a lot of skills. I can run. Whenever there is a fight, I will run. She runs away." But me, hahaha!"

Zhao Long: "That...Master, she is not my wife!"

"Oh, sooner or later, I advise you to practice running more. The thirty-six strategies left by the ancestors are the most important. It is not bad at all. You are still young, lay a good foundation first, maybe you are luckier than the uncle Well, within a few decades, your wife won't be able to run away from you!"

The uncle said while pulling his bag of brooms, "Well, remember what I said, go back and practice hard! Also, just kissing is not enough, just do it at the critical moment! You kiss her, she can be a dog Biting, you did it with her, can she still treat it as a dog? Don't worry, not only will she not blame you, she will only think of you!"

Zhao Long: ...

After finishing speaking, the uncle picked up the bag and broom and ran out.

Ahhh, the tigress is the scariest thing!