Chapter 591: It Depends Not only on Luck, but Also on IQ
"vomit!"
Zhu Jun suddenly bent over and retched, his expression very painful.
He actually hugged a man who had just been soaked in a cesspit!
This made him feel extremely disgusted and unacceptable.
I feel that I will never be able to wash away the filth on my body in this life.
"Zhu Jun, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
Jiang Dawei asked with concern.
Inexplicably, why did Zhu Jun react like this?
Isn't it because you feel unwell?
"Get out! Stay away from me!"
Zhu Jun pushed Jiang Dawei away and roared angrily.
Jiang Dawei: "...."
What did he do wrong?
Did Zhu Jun get so angry?
After others learned that Jiang Dawei had been soaked in the manure pit, they were so frightened that they backed away for fear of coming into contact with Jiang Dawei.
Seeing everyone's reaction, Jiang Dawei was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Chu Feng, his eyes full of grievance and helplessness, and complained: "Chu Feng, do the people in your shelter have prejudices against me? Why are they so angry? What if you start to isolate me when you see me?”
Chu Feng glanced at Jiang Dawei and said with a hint of meaning in his tone: "Sometimes, you can't always blame others, but you should reflect on whether you have problems. Only in this way can you find a solution to the problem."
Jiang Dawei: "...."
What could be wrong with him?
Reflect on what?
Zhu Jun retched a few times, straightened up, glared at Jiang Dawei, and shouted angrily: "Don't you know what's wrong with you? You smell like shit. Who dares to get close to you?"
"Forehead..."
Jiang Da was startled for a moment and said, "But I've already cleaned myself up, what else do you want me to do?"
Yang Qi chuckled and said: "You may have been soaked in the cesspit for too long. On the surface, it looks clean. But in fact, it is not the case. The filth has soaked into your skin through the pores. If it is not removed, The smell of shit on your body won’t dissipate anytime soon.”
Jiang Dawei looked at Yang Qi blankly, "You know so clearly, have you experienced it before?"
"Ahem!"
Yang Qi coughed heavily, "Of course I haven't experienced it. I also heard what others said."
"oh."
Jiang Dawei's eyes flashed and he asked: "Then is there any way you can help me solve this problem?"
If he always smelled like shit, no one would dare to come into contact with him.
If things go on like this, they will be completely isolated.
Yang Qi's eyes flashed with wisdom, "Actually, the method is very simple. Just soak in water for a period of time, and the dirt in the skin will automatically overflow."
"This is a good idea."
Chu Feng's eyes lit up.
Yang Qi suddenly said: "But there is a problem now. Taking a bath requires a lot of water. Although we have stored some mineral water, we can't waste it like this!"
Chu Feng chuckled and said, "This problem is easy to solve. Just go and soak in the sea."
Jiang Dawei opened his mouth, "Chu Feng, I can't swim! Besides, there are so many terrifying creatures in the sea, how can I, a manure digger, cope with them?"
"Don't worry, I have a solution."
Chu Feng raised his eyebrows, and then ordered to the elemental elf: "Little snow beast, tie up Jiang Dawei with a fishing line, tie it up firmly, and throw him into the sea. Remember, you must not drown him. , when in danger, bring it up as soon as possible to ensure his safety!”
Jiang Dawei: "...."
Can you still play like this?
"Promise to complete the mission!"
The elemental elf responded, then asked: "How long will it take to soak?"
Chu Feng glanced at Jiang Dawei and said calmly: "When it gets dark, bring him up and have a look. If there is no smell of shit, there is no need to continue. If there is still a smell of shit, just keep soaking in the sea until it disappears."
Jiang Dawei swallowed hard, with a look of hopelessness in his eyes.
Are there still five or six hours before dark?
This is to kill him!
"Take action."
Chu Feng reminded.
The elemental spirit used fishing lines to tie Jiang Dawei into a rice dumpling shape, then carried him up to the city wall, then swung the fishing rod, and Jiang Dawei flew out.
"ah..."
A scream pierced the sky, and Jiang Dawei fell heavily into the dark sea water, causing a large splash.
Zhu Jun gritted his teeth and said, "Chu Feng, would you like me to take a dip too?"
Chu Feng was slightly startled, "You just hugged Jiang Dawei for a while, that's not necessary, right?"
Zhu Jun whispered, "Every time I think about the scene of hugging Jiang Dawei, I feel sick. If I don't wash it thoroughly, I will feel uncomfortable all over."
“Xiao Lei, help Zhu Jun.”
Chu Feng ordered towards the Thunder Spirit Beast.
"Okay, boss!"
The Thunder Spirit Beast tied Zhu Jun Wuhuada up and threw him directly into the sea.
Chu Feng handed the treasure box he had collected before to Yang Qi, and then stepped into the fortress.
.....
Time passed slowly, and the sky turned dark unconsciously.
After this period of soaking, the odor of feces on Jiang Dawei's body had been completely removed, so he was pulled up.
After dinner, everyone went back to their dormitories to rest.
Chu Feng had nothing to do and opened his friend group to watch.
Lin Miaomiao: I'm so lucky today. I picked up fifty treasure boxes and got a lot of mineral water and bread. I don't have to worry about food in a short time.
Han Dong: I have been eating seaweed for two days. Now I feel like vomiting when I see seaweed. Which kind-hearted person will give me some food?
Qin Sheng: In the current situation, the landlord’s family has no surplus food! You’d better pray for the best!
Jiang Dawei: I just had a grilled fish meal. The taste was really amazing. I have never eaten such delicious grilled fish.
Shen Lang: Where did you get the grilled fish?
Jiang Dawei smiled: You may never think that I am in Chu Feng’s shelter.
Everyone: Huh?
Lin Miaomiao: How did you get to Chu Feng’s shelter?
Jiang Dawei: It’s really too dangerous to say. Today our city was attacked by a group of golden beetles. Everyone was killed, and only I survived. Chu Feng happened to pass by and saved me by the way.
Han Dong: You are so lucky!
Jiang Dawei: It’s not just luck, but also IQ.
Zhang Qiang: Do you have a high IQ?
Jiang Dawei: Everyone else died, only I survived, do you think my IQ is high?
Li Zhenhua: Then how did you survive?
Jiang Dawei: I rely on my IQ!
Li Zhenhua: ....
Zhu Jun ruthlessly exposed: Don't listen to his nonsense, he has no IQ! He just hid in a manure pit, and that's how he escaped.
Everyone: ....
Zhang Qiang: Hahaha... Hid in a manure pit? You are such a ruthless person! Hahaha... Your IQ is too high, I admire you a little bit!
Jiang Dawei was angry and embarrassed: I haven't even come to you to ask for an explanation, and you dare to mock me?