Chapter 235: The First Idiot in the No Man's Land of the Red Wind Wasteland
Chu Feng rubbed his nose and coughed lightly, "I'm not a swordsman, I don't use a sword.
Zhu Ting was speechless, "You can use other weapons, why are you so serious?"
"Fine."
Chu Feng nodded, opened the space ring and took out the mountain shovel.
"What do you mean?"
Zhu Ting was confused.
Chu Feng plans to fight him with a shovel?
How much does this look down on him?
Chu Feng chuckled, "Didn't you ask me to hold the weapon?"
Zhu Ting swallowed and said, "What is your profession? What's wrong with holding a shovel? Do you treat me like a nobody?"
Chu Feng shrugged, "I didn't mean to insult you. I am a farmer. Isn't it normal to use a shovel?"
Zhu Ting was stunned for a moment and yelled, "Fuck your sister! Are you treating me like a three-year-old?"
Can a farmer afford to build a shelter of this size?
Fool him for a fool?
The corners of Chu Feng's lips curled up, with an imperceptible smile on his face, "Forget it if you don't believe it, why are you vomiting sweet things? All of you Fox Clan members have the same qualities as you?"
Zhu Ting took a deep breath, "I won't talk to you, can't you just pretend? You'll cry later!"
"It's not certain who will cry?"
Chu Feng chuckled.
"You are really looking for death!"
Zhu Ting seemed to be irritated, his eyes were filled with cold light, and his whole body was filled with an evil spirit that had become a reality.
At this tense moment, Lu Busi suddenly spoke, "Brother, if you want to challenge Chu Feng, shouldn't you ask me first?"
Zhu Ting's expression froze, and he turned to look at Lu Busi with an evil look in his eyes, "Are you going to stand up for Chu Feng?"
Lu Busi waved his hand, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not standing up for Chu Feng, I'm also here to challenge him. And I came earlier than you, shouldn't there be a first-come, first-served basis?"
Zhu Ting's mouth widened and he looked at Chu Feng blankly, "Is what he said true?"
"it is true."
Chu Feng nodded and said calmly: "How about you discuss it and see who can attack me first. If that doesn't work out, we can do it together."
"Are you worthy?"
Zhu Ting and Lu Busi said in unison.
If they do it together, even if they defeat Chu Feng, they will still be defeated by force.
They all have full confidence in themselves, and of course they will not join forces.
Chu Feng was not angry at all, and smiled slightly, "I don't care, you two are here to watch. Whether it's a one-on-one fight or a group fight, brothers are not afraid."
"You are so pretentious!"
Zhu Ting snorted softly and turned to face Lu Busi, "Brother, my name is Zhu Ting. I am the number one warrior in the desolate and uninhabited land of Chifeng. Give me some face and let me go first."
"cut!"
Lu Busi said disdainfully: "What's so great about being the number one warrior? I'm still the number one idiot in the no-man's land of Chifeng Wasteland!"
If it were before, I would never call myself this.
But since awakening the talent of mentally retarded light waves, his thoughts have changed.
The lower the IQ, the stronger the power of the mentally retarded light wave.
Over time, if you can become the number one idiot, wouldn't you be invincible?
Zhu Ting: "...."
The first idiot?
This title is so explosive!
Isn't this guy really a fool?
If so, it would be much easier to deal with.
Zhu Ting's thoughts changed, and he chuckled and said: "In battles, the strongest one usually comes out last. As the number one idiot in the uninhabited land of Chifeng Wasteland, your strength must be far superior to mine, so you'd better let me take the lead."
Lu Busi thought about it for a while and felt that Zhu Ting's words made sense. He cleared his throat and said seriously: "Then you better go first. If you are not my opponent, I will personally suppress Chu Feng!"
"What a fool!"
Zhu Ting secretly complained.
While Zhu Ting and Lu Busi were discussing, Chu Feng called Su Xiaoxiao and Yang Qi to his side and whispered, "When you fight Zhu Ting later, give him some strength."
Yang Qi clicked his tongue.
Chu Feng's intention was very clear, that is, he and Su Xiaoxiao wanted to secretly use some means to Zhu Ting.
A fair and just battle, actually played like this?
Isn't this too insidious?
But he likes it!
Su Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely strengthen him hard."
Chu Feng raised his eyebrows, then faced Zhu Ting and asked, "Have you two discussed it? Who will go first?"
"I come!"
Zhu Ting walked over as if he didn't recognize his relatives.
Yang Qi immediately added status to Su Xiaoxiao.
Su Xiaoxiao focused on Zhu Ting and began to mutter something.
Uh-huh!
Zhu Ting held the sword a little further away, "Chu Feng, are you ready?"
"Is there any more?"
Chu Feng smiled lightly, "I'll warm up first."
Su Xiaoxiao's resentment hasn't worked yet, so it will have to be delayed for a while.
"Hurry up."
Zhu Ting was a little impatient.
"It'll be ready soon."
Chu Feng pretended to move, twisting his waist, stretching his legs...
While waiting, Zhu Ting suddenly felt a cramp in his abdomen. The pain came very suddenly and violently.
"hiss!"
Zhu Ting took a breath, his face gradually turned pale, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead, and his lips lost their color.
His brows were knitted tightly together and his eyes were narrowed into slits, looking very painful.
The body began to tremble constantly, and his hands tightly covered his stomach, as if trying to suppress the pain.
The next moment, there was a gurgling sound in the stomach, and a strong desire to poop surged into his heart.
Zhu Ting's eyes widened, his lips tightly closed, as if trying to control himself.
However, the desire to poop became stronger and stronger...
"Ah!"
Finally, Zhu Ting couldn't control it anymore, covered his butt, wailed, and rushed into a patch of grass not far away at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
"What's going on?"
Lu Bu Si was confused.
Zhu Qiaoqiao was stunned.
Judging from Zhu Ting's appearance, he should have diarrhea.
Logically speaking, even if a level 15 professional has a stomachache, he shouldn't react so violently?
I always feel that something is wrong.
But I can't figure it out for a while.
Others looked clear.
After all, this kind of scene has been experienced more than once, so it is not surprising.
Chu Feng turned to Lv Bu Si and chuckled, "I don't think that guy can finish for a while, how about you go first?"
Lv Bu Si hesitated for a moment, turned his head and looked at the bushes, "Brother, can you do it? If not, I'll go first."
"Wait for me a minute!"
Zhu Ting growled.
"Okay."
Lv Bu Si said no more, stood there and waited silently.
Three minutes later, Zhu Ting came out of the bushes with gritted teeth, his face was slightly pale, and his breath was not as sharp as before.
"Brother, are you okay?"
Lv Bu Si took a look and asked softly.
"Small problem!"
Zhu Ting forced a smile, holding the long sword and slowly walked towards Chu Feng.
However, after only two steps, his face suddenly stiffened.