Chapter 210 There Are Still Elementary School Students Here
Malu placed the first plate of tomato stewed scorpion meat in front of Hou Yihan according to the order of order.
The latter couldn't help but gurgle in his throat.
Hou Yihan originally imagined that this dish should have a blood-red soup base with black scorpion corpses floating in the middle.
To be honest, if he didn't have enough trust in Lao Wang, even a foodie like Hou Yihan wouldn't dare to challenge such a weird food casually.
However, when Malu brought the dish to the table, Hou Yihan was a little surprised.
The rich tomato soup was still there. It was the first part of the tomatoes and onions that were boiled together. There were still large pieces of tomato floating in it. This part of the tomatoes should have been added when the stew was almost done.
Soaked in the bright soup and sprinkled with chopped coriander, it was appetizing.
But... where are the scorpions?
The name of this dish is tomato stewed scorpion meat, but Hou Yihan didn't see scorpions in it. Instead, there were pieces of white meat that looked like fish meat.
Hou Yihan scooped a piece with a spoon and put it into her mouth along with the soup.
The next moment, she found that her pullover had suddenly disappeared, replaced by a jacket, and her jeans had become quick-drying pants, and her sneakers had become hiking boots.
And what she held in her hand was no longer a spoon, but a hiking stick.
At this moment, she had left the restaurant and was standing halfway up a volcano, struggling to climb up.
There was still billowing black smoke above the crater, which meant that this was not a dormant or extinct volcano, but rather, it was in its active period.
From time to time, red-hot stones and hot lava spewed out from the mountain pass. While climbing, Hou Yihan had to be careful to dodge these dangers from above.
As she climbed up, the temperature around her became higher and higher, and the high temperature distorted her vision. At the same time, there were more and more falling rocks, accompanied by dangerous magma.
Hou Yihan's movements became more and more difficult, until her feet slipped, and she knew something was wrong. When she wanted to get up from the ground again, it was too late.
A large stream of lava spewed out from the crater, and the landing point was exactly where she was.
The range of the lava was very large, and Hou Yihan had no way to avoid it, so she could only close her eyes and wait for death.
However, when her body was really hit by the lava, Hou Yihan felt not pain, but warmth.
The sour and sweet warmth flowed from the tip of her tongue into her throat, and then flowed down her neck and into her stomach.
Finally, it spread from the stomach to her limbs, re-injecting energy into her tired body and giving her the motivation to move forward.
Not only that, a big scorpion emerged from the magma beside her. The scorpion was three meters long, with red patterns on its back, and looked majestic.
Speaking of which, before climbing the mountain, Hou Yihan had heard from the residents at the foot of the mountain that there were big scorpions living on the volcano.
At first, she was a little scared, but now that she saw the real owner, she was not afraid at all, because she knew that this big scorpion was also here to help her.
Sure enough, the red-backed scorpion then crouched down, as if to signal Hou Yihan to sit on its back.
Hou Yihan did not refuse, immediately threw away the trekking pole in his hand and climbed up.
The back of the big scorpion was very slippery, and Hou Yihan felt like riding a big shrimp when she sat on it, and couldn't help but clamp her legs.
Then the red-backed scorpion took her to the top of the volcano.
Together they crossed the ditch, jumped over the boulders blocking the road, waded through the red magma, and finally reached the top of the mountain.
The moment they successfully reached the top, even the originally manic volcano seemed to calm down, and the crater no longer spewed black smoke.
Hou Yihan looked down in the oncoming heat wave.
"What did you see?" A diner next to him couldn't wait to ask.
"I... I saw food, a lot of food, there are braised pork elbows, sweet potatoes with candied silk, mutton soup steamed buns, and squirrel mandarin fish..." Hou Yihan murmured with his eyes closed.
"What, you saw mutton soup steamed bun in the volcano?" The diners around were all in disbelief and shock.
"Ah, I remember, my childhood dream was to be a food connoisseur, I want to travel around the country, no, the world, eat all the food in the world, I want to do it now!"
Hou Yihan opened his eyes and said firmly.
Malu gave a thumbs up, "You are ambitious! Young people should be like this."
"No way, is it really that amazing?" The other diners didn't believe it.
Eating a meal can make people so excited, climbing mountains and pursuing dreams, and this little girl seems to have known the boss here from the beginning, so maybe she is also a shill.
Here she cooperates with Malu and sells his expensive signature dish.
I can only say that the current society is too dangerous, and there are traps everywhere.
However, at this time, the other diners who ordered tomato stewed scorpion meat also ate it one after another.
As a result, their reactions were similar to Hou Yihan. Some said they saw a football in the volcano, some saw a guitar, and some insisted that there was an EVA hidden in the volcano.
At first, everyone thought they were joking, but later they found out that it wasn't true. These people were very serious.
Especially the guy who found the guitar took out his phone and ordered a guitar on the spot. He also signed up for a training class and went to class after dinner.
Another girl stood up and said, "I... I want to be a singer, but because I am timid, I have never dared to sing in front of others. But from today on, I will overcome my fear. I will sing a song "The Lone Warrior" for everyone."
"Well, you can sing, but it's better to change a song. There are elementary school students here." Malu said.
"Then let's sing "I Will Still Miss You." The girl cleared her throat, then stood on a stool and sang as if no one was around.
The small restaurant was completely in turmoil.
More and more people began to ask for this magical tomato stewed scorpion meat. Whether they believed it or not, they wanted to experience it for themselves.
And after eating, these people were all enthusiastic without exception, and they all found what they loved.
"Compared to collecting debts, I... I actually prefer to catch dolls. It's very healing." A bald man with a gold chain, a black leather bag, and a face full of flesh stood up and said excitedly.
Everyone applauded his honesty.
"I want to, no, I must draw comics in the future!" A bespectacled boy who is still in junior high school followed up, "I want to be the world's number one cartoonist."
"Not bad, I'll be the first to buy your comic book in the future." Malu praised.
Just as everyone was speaking freely and sharing their deep love, a man who looked a little handsome and had a profile that looked like Takeshi Kaneshiro stood up.
He hesitated for several times, but finally mustered up the courage to speak, "I, I saw stockings in the volcano, stockings that I had worn for several days without washing."
"…………"
The originally noisy little restaurant suddenly became quiet, and everyone turned their heads to look at the warrior who spoke.
Malu coughed lightly, "Sir, although people are free to do what they want, there are elementary school students here..."
Before he finished speaking, another weak female voice sounded, "I, I'm a flight attendant, do you want to add WeChat?"