I Formed the El Cat Investigation Team in Pirates

Chapter 678 Blame Me

Because he was worried about Uta, Xie Wen didn't argue with Cracker for too long. After chatting for a few words, he drove away the uninvited guest.

As for Uta's performance at the tea party...

Let Shanks worry about it. The first thing to do now is to solve Uta's psychological problem.

Originally, he wanted to use "Naruto Cat" to remind Uta, but now he is more inclined to test it to see if she has a similar idea now.

However, the plot of the Moon Eye Project is relatively late. Even if Xie Wen's version of "Naruto Cat" is a lot more streamlined due to incomplete memory, it will take several days to get to that point.

Fortunately, they don't have anything particularly important now, and they were supposed to stay here to help rebuild Elegia, so they have plenty of time.

In addition, Uta and the cats still sing live every day, and the World Economic Society helps to broadcast every time, so in just a few days, she has reached the height that would have been reached in one or two years, becoming a veritable world-class singer.

Even because of Uta's sudden popularity, the battle for Vegapunk between the Hundred Alliances and the World Government has eased a lot...

Whether it is a pirate or a navy, they will stop and listen to the song tacitly when Uta sings live.

Anyway, when Xie Wen learned about this from Morgans, he had an expression like an old man looking at his phone on the subway.

I can only say that this is very pirate.

After a few days of calm, Klee's "Naruto Cat" finally mentioned the "Eye of the Moon" plan. Although it is still early for the ending of Obito and Madara, the concept of "Infinite Moon Reading" was still mentioned by Klee.

Then...

Xie Wen, who has been paying attention to Uta, found that her expression had a significant change.

So, this girl really had this idea a long time ago!

Then he asked Morgans to help expand the live broadcast, isn't it a good intention to do bad things?

Xie Wen's mouth twitched a few times, and he decided to pick all the sleepless mushrooms on the island first, so that even if Uta really wanted to have an "Infinite Moon Reading", at least she could hold on until she fainted from exhaustion like she did ten years ago.

In addition, we have to find a way to get Gordon to hand over those pieces of music and destroy them as soon as possible.

"This "Moon Eye" plan... sounds good, why is he a villain?"

Just as Xie Wen was thinking about how to deal with the aftermath, Uta suddenly asked weakly.

Eh?

Xie Wen was stunned for a moment, and then he reacted instantly.

Although the concept of "Uta World" is based on the ability of the Song Song Fruit, it was actually the fans who kept complaining to Uta that gave birth to this concept. Although Uta has become a world-class singer now, there is no tree hole that has been her fan for several years like in the movie version, so even if she has similar ideas, it should have just been born not long ago, or even very immature.

"Not good at all, meow!"

(`ω≡`ω)

Before Xie Wen could speak to change Uta's extreme thinking, the little puppet who was telling the story had already shaken his head and retorted: "Klee doesn't want to be locked in an illusion. No matter how happy and interesting the world in the illusion is, it's fake. Klee doesn't want to live in a fantasy, meow!"

The other cats, including Shirahoshi and Yamato, also nodded in agreement. Even Gordon showed a negative attitude towards this plan.

Seeing the hesitation on Uta's face, Xie Wen also said: "Moreover, this plan has a fatal problem... Only the spirit exists, it is impossible to produce offspring. Doing so will only lead to the complete extinction of mankind."

"But, but, since we have abandoned the body, it doesn't matter if there are no offspring, right? Anyway, everyone's soul will not disappear."

Uta still couldn't help but argue.

"Everything has an end. Even hard rocks will gradually weather under the ravages of time. How can you be sure that the soul has no lifespan?" Xie Wen asked back: "If the soul is really immortal, then where are the souls of so many people who died in the past?"

Faced with Xie Wen's question, Wuta, who probably only has an elementary school education, didn't know how to answer.

"Take a step back and say that even if the soul is immortal, how many people can survive in this unchanging world? No one will die, and no new people will be born. If this goes on, one day everyone will lose interest in everything. At that time, living is even worse than death."

Taking advantage of Wuta's speechlessness, Xie Wen continued to pursue the victory and made things as serious as possible.

Wuta lowered his head dejectedly: "You are right, I thought too simply..."

Is he convinced?

Xie Wen blinked, feeling somewhat complicated.

After all, he was ready for a long speech, but Wuta gave up just after he started.

Xie Wen felt like he had punched cotton.

As expected, this kind of little sister with a low level of education is easy to fool.

It is always a good thing to be able to persuade Wuta to give up that ridiculous plan, so Xie Wen quickly adjusted his mentality.

And Wuta giving up that plan is not the end. If her psychological problems are not solved, this girl will do other unexpected things sooner or later.

Maybe one day she will suddenly want to "stand in the sky" or "snap her fingers", which is not impossible.

But then again, Uta has been live broadcasting for so many days, and Shanks hasn’t called him yet...

Could it be that he planned to rush directly to Elegia?

Obviously, Xie Wen had forgotten that he seemed to have a bit of talent for "crow's mouth". As soon as he finished complaining, the portable phone bug on his wrist started ringing.

Canglanxing's stability was engraved in his bones. Although it was unclear who the caller was, Xie Wen still avoided Uta and Gordon.

Then……

"Xie Wen! Why did you run to Elegia?!"

Shanks' anxious voice immediately came out from the phone bug.

"Our cat heard Uta's singing, so he wanted to make friends with her."

Although he already knew everything, Xie Wen, who thought it was too troublesome to explain, still chose to play dumb and answered in a matter-of-fact tone.

Then, he decisively took over the initiative of speaking...

"Speaking of which, how did Elegia offend you in the first place? Now there is only a little girl and an old man left. Are you still not going to let it go?"

"...No, there was actually a hidden reason for that incident."

Shanks was silent for a while, but decided to tell Xie Wen the truth, "Uta...is actually my daughter..."

After silently listening to Shanks tell the truth that he had known for a long time, Xie Wen shamelessly blurted out the words that he had wanted to complain about for a long time: "You really deserve to be the captain of Jesus Bu. This dad is responsible for it." Not inferior to your crew at all.”

"I, I'm not worried that Uta will be immersed in guilt because of that incident..."

Shanks defended himself without much confidence.

"So, in your opinion, telling Uta the truth is better than betraying her, abandoning her, and letting her live with an old man she has only known for a few days for more than ten years without any contact with other people, not even the people she lives with. The city has been completely destroyed... Isn't this all serious?"

"...I'll go right away!"

After Xie Wen's questioning, Shanks also realized that his original behavior seemed a bit stupid.

"It's okay for you to come over, but don't let Uta find out." Xie Wen reminded.

"Why?!"

"You still have the nerve to ask why?!" Xie Wen laughed angrily at him, "Have you forgotten what image you are now in Uta's eyes? How are you going to face her then? Or should you just throw you away? Tell her the truth that has been hidden for more than ten years?"

"Oh, no... Uta may already know the truth..."

Before Shanks could react, Xie Wen gave him another "surprise", "When I mentioned you destroying Elegia before, Keli said that Uta's mood was not right. It sounded very strange. Pain... Now that I think about it, she probably realized the truth somewhere."

"Then I..."

"Then you can't appear directly in front of her!" Xie Wen continued to pour cold water on Shanks, "Even if Uta already knows the truth, he still keeps saying the phrase 'hate pirates the most'. Obviously, he still I have not forgiven you. Your sudden appearance at this time will only further irritate her. I will wait until I find a chance to discuss it with Gordon and do some psychological work for Uta. "

"Thank you, Xie Wen! I owe you a favor!"

Shanks was very moved.

Xie Wen curled his lips indifferently and was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly remembered something...

"Speaking of which, I've been in Elegia for so many days, how come you seem to only know about it?"

"..."

There was silence on the other side for a while, and then Shanks' voice full of resentment rang out: "You should first ask your little Keli what kind of thing she stuffed into our chef!"

Xie Wen: "..."

Blame me?

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