516, Chang'e's Inner Demon, Si Feifu's Greedy Wolf (6K Words, Monthly Ticket, Full Subscription)
"Could he be an old friend of Fushoulu Sanxing?"
Bai Gui thought to himself.
After all, Guanghan Palace belongs to the Heavenly Palace and cannot be reached by ordinary people. Even if he made enemies in the mortal world, the level of his enemies would not rise to the level of plotting against Chang'e. Even if Chang'e's cultivation and combat power are not great, it would be difficult to plot against her quietly.
And after all the calculations, only his and Samsung's affairs were worthy of planning.
"Bai Xunjian, Bai Lang, Bai Lang..." Chang'e exhaled in her arms. She was confused, making love indiscriminately, like a succubus, not the usual aloof fairy.
The fairy fell into hell.
The fragrant and greasy scent is permeated, like musk and orchid.
Seeing this scene, Bai Gui was also anxious. He dealt with Chang'e casually with one hand, thinking about the chance to escape and the way to cure Chang'e.
On the cold jade bed, he pulled the underground ice veins and temporarily suppressed the desires in Chang'e's heart.
The ice veins of the Han Jade Bed can temporarily suppress even the fire poison in the sun, let alone the affection in the human body. It's just that what Chang'e was pregnant with was not poison, and the poison's plot was too obvious to be known after a quick check. The method of plotting against Chang'e was to use magical powers to bring out the inner demons in Chang'e's heart.
"What's going on?"
"Inspection Bai, why am I here?"
Chang'e, who was half lying on the cold jade bed, temporarily regained consciousness. She found that her face was extremely hot. She took a look at her palace clothes and was even more embarrassed and could not control herself. She had been dressing up in the White Palace for a whole month, and after pulling up her hair, she covered some of the exposed wonderful things.
It's just that she wants to hide it but is still shy, which is even more charming.
Bai Gui silently recited the meditation mantra for a moment, and then explained: "Just now, Fairy Chang'e threw herself into Pindao's arms. Pindao had no choice but to...can only deal with it briefly. Please don't blame Fairy Chang'e for any offenses during this period. "
"And the reason why Fairy Chang'e is like this is because who did she bump into on the road? Or who did she come into contact with during this period of time?"
he asked.
"people?"
Chang'e was horrified and said, "I didn't meet anyone else on the road. But on the way to Xuanyang Room, my heart suddenly trembled. Although I felt a little abnormal at that time, nothing happened. So I entered the Xuanyang room where Inspector Bai was. Just now, when I met Inspector Bai, my mind started to have random thoughts for some reason..."
She was ashamed and angry. She and Yang Chan are close friends. Now that something like this happened, how could she have the dignity to meet the Third Holy Mother Yang Chan.
"Fairy Chang'e, Master Meng once said that it is a courtesy for a man and a woman to accept and accept each other without being intimate. The one who gives a hand to a sister-in-law is a right."
"Pindao and Fairy Chang'e just made temporary arrangements."
Bai Gui also saw the regret in Chang'e's heart and spoke to comfort her.
At the same time, he also frowned. Chang'e had never seen anyone else. It was not easy for Chang'e to find the mastermind behind this.
"Besides, there are only you and me here. If you don't tell me and I don't tell, who can know."
he added.
Hearing this, Chang'e felt a little less guilty in her heart, "It's not appropriate to stay here any longer. I'll take a step first. After that, after that... I will send someone to give you the Immortal Food Spirit Wine to Bai Xunjian."
She planned to go into seclusion after returning and never see Bai Gui again.
But as soon as she got up, the ice veins connected to the cold jade bed were cut off, and she fell dizzy again to Bai Gui, who was sitting beside the bed, her behavior even more wanton than that of the Goulan woman.
Bai Gui repeated his old tricks and restored Chang'e's sanity.
The second time the incident happened, Chang'e's dimples were covered with red clouds and she didn't dare to raise her head to look at Bai Gui again. "Bai Gui, you can use the body-fixing technique to immobilize me later, and then send me back to the boudoir."
As soon as she left the cold jade bed, her inner demons were raging and she was unable to act alone in the outside world.
Bai Gui said "good" and felt relieved in his heart.
In fact, he had already planned to use the body-holding technique on Chang'e. But if he spoke on his own, he would inevitably be suspected of taking advantage of others, but if Chang'e spoke on her own, there would be no need to worry.
Immobilization is a spell that basically all immortals and gods know.
For example, when Sun Wukong was in the Peach Garden in Heaven, he used the technique of immobilization to immobilize the seven fairies.
Although later on, after settling down with the Seven Fairies, she only secretly ate flat peaches...
Chang'e felt calm and lay flat on the cold jade bed. She had just been passionate and suppressed it with force, causing her skin to sweat, so a few locks of black hair stuck to her beautiful neck. Yue Baiguang's clothes were also slightly damp and clung to her delicate body...
Bai Gui exhaled a breath of turbid air and used the body-fixing technique to immobilize Chang'e.
"I'm still laughing at the monkey who only cares about eating peaches..."
"Now I also have a thief's heart but not a thief's courage."
He shook his head and thought to himself.
Chang'e's beauty is well-known in the three worlds, and some good people rated Chang'e as the most beautiful woman in the three worlds. This title is still worthy of discussion, but the beauty of Chang'e is unquestionable.
It's impossible not to be tempted by the most beautiful woman in the three realms...
But being tempted and lustful is one thing, taking advantage of others' danger is another.
He wouldn't be so mean.
He closed his sleeves and used the magic of Qiankun in his sleeves to shrink Chang'e and put it in his sleeves. His sleeve-in-the-sleeve technique is of course incomparable to Zhen Yuanzi's real sleeve-in-sleeve technique. Zhen Yuanzi can hold the sun and moon in his sleeves, but he can only use them for temporary storage.
"Since this person plotted against Chang'e, he must have attracted heavenly soldiers and generals."
"Outside the door..."
In the Xuanyang room, Bai Gui was about to open the door, but when he was moving, he paused.
He pondered for a moment and removed Chang'e's scent and possible traces in the room one by one. Then he pushed the door open, opened the restriction, and walked out.
"Inspection Bai! I heard that you and Fairy Chang'e have been very close in the past few days." A group of heavenly soldiers descended from the sky, led by a god general, wearing a red chainmail armor. When he saw Bai Gui's queen , raised his eyebrows slightly, took out a token from his waist, waved it in front of Bai Gui's eyes and said.
On the token, there are three characters "Sifeifu" engraved.
"Tianyingxingjun."
Bai Gui greets you.
The Ministry of Justice of the Heavenly Court has Si Weifu, Si Feifu, Siming Fu and other offices responsible for controlling the laws of heaven. Among them, Si Weifu is responsible for more external affairs in the lower realm of heaven, while Si Feifu is responsible for more internal affairs in heaven. The overlapping powers of the two governments have always been in conflict with each other.
The Tiancao Siwei Mansion has greater powers and responsibilities and is the main department of the Ministry of Justice.
Sifeifu is run by Beidou Greedy Wolf Tianying Xingjun. The No. 1 Sun Star of the Big Dipper, Tanlang Tianying Xingjun, is the Commander-in-Chief of Heaven. The Supreme Supervisor is the True Master of the Nine Heavens, the Central Supervisor is the Flying Immortal of the Five Mountains, and the subordinate leaders learn from the True Master. Supervise the merits and demerits of the gods of heaven and earth.
"Pindao came to Taiyin to collect the three lights. Chang'e is an old acquaintance of Pindao, so she will naturally facilitate it. Lord Tianying Xingxing has something to say? If so, there is no harm in saying it."
"Pindao is the direct descendant of the Three Pure Ones, so he is very upright!"
Bai Gui's face was calm and his voice was slightly cold.
He knew the laws of heaven by heart. This heavenly law mostly restricts the gods who are enshrined by heaven. For an immortal like him, there are not many restrictions.
Immortals and gods cannot fall in love. This is the law of heaven.
But the gods are not among them.
However, the only thing that needs to be noted is that immortals can fall in love in heaven, but they need to report to heaven in advance. Leave your name on the marriage book in the hand of Yue Lao in the Marriage Hall, and the spouse will make a contract with the immortal official. Finally, the matchmaker will weave the thread...
Otherwise, if the gods flirt with one another, wouldn't heaven become a place of "harboring filth and evil"?
If Bai Gui was in love with Chang'e in advance and had reported it in heaven, then Tianying Xingjun would have no reason to come to enforce the law. But if the two of them did not report it and had physical intimacy, it would be equivalent to breaking the law of heaven. To be more serious, the gods knock down the immortal status, and the gods abolish the immortal position. The lighter option is to get on the boat to make up the ticket afterwards, pay a sum of merit and that's it.
When Bai Gui spoke like this, it was not because he had lost his mind.
But Tianying Xingjun, who can come to monitor whether he violates the laws of heaven, must have a problem with the Si Wei Mansion. So there is no need to be too polite. It made people underestimate Si Wei Mansion for nothing.
If he were to be tougher, the people in Sifei Mansion would not be able to figure out whether it was true or whether someone else had lied about it, so they would not dare to act recklessly.
If you confess, you will be lenient, and you will be jailed.
He refused to be strict and went home to celebrate the New Year.
Tianying Xingjun smiled seriously, nodded, and ordered a team of heavenly soldiers and generals to enter the Xuanyang room to find out.
"Sifei Mansion is so majestic."
Bai Gui released Leng Long, blocking the door of Xuanyang Room, and said dissatisfied: "Pindao is patrolling the inspection capital of the Sixth Grade Heavenly Court, and he is an important member of the Heavenly Court. How can you just search it if you say you want to? Put my face on this official's face. Where?"
"Right and wrong can be found out by just checking."
Tianying Xingjun replied calmly.
"Pindao also heard that Xingjun had a good relationship with a little demon from the Earthly Immortal Realm and took him as his concubine. It seems like it's time for Pindao to search Xingjun's mansion."
Bai Gui looked at Tianying Xingjun with interest, "If we find some female prostitute in Xingjun's mansion, tsk tsk, wouldn't Xingjun know the law and break the law, and his crime will be increased to one level."
As soon as he finished speaking, Tianying Xingjun took a deep look at Bai Gui and felt troubled, "I have come to search the Xuanyang room where Inspector Bai is located this time. I have received the order from the Jade Emperor. Inspector Bai should not mess around. It should be noted that the laws of heaven are above and God only acts according to the law.”
"If Xingjun behaves upright and stands upright, Pindao's words will be nothing more than nonsense."
"Xuanyang Room, Mr. Xing can search it, but..."
Bai Gui carefully considered his words and said, "If the Xuanyang Chamber is investigated and no evidence is found for Xingjun, Xingjun will continue to say that the judiciary is strict and the laws of heaven cannot be offended, and then turn around and use it as a reason." Let’s search Pindao again.”
"Are we still going to have to give in over and over again?"
He could be sure that nothing would be found in the Xuanyang Room.
Tianying Xingjun hesitated.
search?
Still not searching?
Bai Gui's words put him in a dilemma.
Nothing can be found in the Xuanyang Room. Then he will definitely search Bai Gui again. The previous search could be said to be a public matter, so if a subsequent search was carried out, wouldn't it be a public retaliation for a private vendetta?
Just two sentences put him in trouble.
But if you don’t search...
He has dealt with so many illegal cases in heaven, but this is the first time he has encountered such a difficult matter. Bai Gui's mouth was so good at talking that he set a trap for him in minutes.
Now, all the officials in Heaven are looking at this place through the Haotian Mirror in the Lingxiao Palace.
If Bai Gui was an unknown person, this matter would be easy to handle, and there would be no need to pay attention to Bai Gui's opinion. The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals will directly seize them and then forcibly search for evidence. As long as the evidence is solid, it's easy to talk.
However, as Bai Gui said, even though he was in charge of patrolling the Wei Mansion, he was also a direct descendant of the Three Qing dynasties. His status and status were not low in the heavenly court, and he did not panic in the face of trouble. Like a hedgehog, he has no idea what to eat. Guqian
"Tianying Xingjun is hesitating at this moment. Could it be that... he thinks that Pindao has not violated the laws of heaven, so he does not dare to order a search of the Xuanyang Room. Otherwise, with the strong will of Xingjun, how can he hesitate?"
Bai Gui took another half step forward and pressed forward.
Since ancient times, people in the imperial court should not be afraid of making mistakes. Who hasn't made mistakes? As long as the small mistakes are not big enough, they can't bring down high officials. Therefore, in the imperial court, most of the officials who fell were those who stood in the wrong camp.
Therefore, Bai Gui's words were actually virtualizing the "fact of violating the law of heaven", and then forcing Tianying Star Lord with the issue of camp standing and position. Although it seems that they are talking about whether they have violated the law of heaven, in fact, in Bai Gui's words, Tianying Star Lord has been dragged into the water, and the issue of Tianying Star Lord's position is considered.
It is not that Tianying Star Lord is forcing Bai Gui, but on the contrary, Bai Gui is forcing Tianying Star Lord by this matter.
Whether there is or not, it is in one's heart.
Saying that there is, it should be a matter of law enforcement, but it has become a matter of offending the Three Pure Ones. With the size of Tianying Star Lord, even the hostile camp dare not speak nonsense about the Three Pure Ones. Besides, this world was created by the Supreme.
Saying "no" just suits Bai Gui's mind.
It doesn't matter whether the emperor wears new clothes or not. The emperor's power can make everyone think that he wears new clothes or not. Only children will speak out of turn.
But there are no children among the immortals in the heaven.
Taking advantage of the topic, the fox borrows the power of the tiger.
...
Heaven, Lingxiao Palace.
"Laojun, your disciple is not simple. He has a smart head. A few words forced Tianying Star Lord to be unable to act."
On the Nine Dragon Chair, the Jade Emperor smiled and twisted his beard.
With his cultivation, he can see everything in the three realms. Whether Bai Gui and Chang'e really had an affair or not, he can see it with his magic eyes. The Jiao'e hidden in Bai Gui's sleeves can deceive Tianying Star Lord, but not him.
However, although the Heavenly Law was formulated by him. But as long as it is not violated under his nose, he will not easily tell the matter and punish. But if Si Feifu reported this matter, he would not deliberately favor Bai Gui and suppress it, but let Si Feifu enforce the law impartially.
"Relying on the family is not smart."
Taishang Laojun said indifferently.
He did not say that he agreed, nor did he say that he opposed.
But this statement was actually a disguised support for Bai Gui. What is the most important role of a family, or a sect, is to keep warm together. Normally, a person's scattered soldiers are definitely not as powerful as a sect. Although Bai Gui's actions were "the fox borrowed the tiger's power", they did not tarnish the reputation of the Three Pure Ones, so how could he be angry about it.
He would be happy that Bai Gui could have this ability.
"The six-eared macaque stole a pillar of the heaven, causing the sky to be missing a corner, and my seven daughters were in love with the mortal world and went to the mortal world, allowing that person to escape..."
"This time, your disciple encountered this disaster, which is also related to this person."
The Jade Emperor and Taishang Laojun began to discuss.
The conversation between the two did not fall into the ears of the officials of the Heavenly Court.
…
Taiyin Star.
Outside Xuanyang Room, Tianying Star Lord's face kept changing, "Patrolman Bai is right. If there is no evidence in Xuanyang Room, this time it is my fault for being short-sighted and mishearing the wrong report."
Compared to face, Tianying Star Lord felt that life was more important.
He remembered the fate of the three stars clearly.
Although this time he was competing with Yang Jian for power and taking away the power of the Ministry of Justice God. Once Yang Jian's deputy got into trouble, Yang Jian could not escape the crime of negligence. But if he offended Taishang Laojun because of this, he would not want to.
There are many disciples of the three religions who work in the Heavenly Court, but it is the first time he has met such a difficult person as Bai Gui.
It seems that there is nothing wrong with his words, but every word is a trap.
"Please!"
"Tian Ying Xingjun is very observant and enforces the law strictly. I can still trust him."
Bai Gui took back the cold dragon that was blocking the door of Xuan Yang Room, moved away, and said with a smile.
Although immortals have infinite power, wisdom is also a kind of power. But in terms of clever words and changeable, immortals are still slightly inferior to mortals who have experienced the ups and downs of officialdom for a long time. He has been an official in the mortal world for so many years, and he has encountered all kinds of crises. This matter is just a small matter.
Tian Ying Xingjun had a cold face and snorted indifferently, and then ordered the heavenly soldiers and generals to search Xuan Yang Room for evidence. After Bai Gui's disposal, Xuan Yang Room had no traces, and the heavenly soldiers and generals certainly could not find anything.
Search the house first, then search the body.
This is the process!
It is okay to search the body first, but it is equivalent to directly offending someone. Directly determine that this person is guilty. Now Bai Gui's crime is still unfounded. Besides, Bai Gui was only one level lower than Tianying Xingjun in rank, and it was not to the point where Tianying Xingjun searched him without authorization.
The first step of searching the house had been completed, but under the pressure of Bai Gui's words, Tianying Xingjun did not dare to act arbitrarily and could only give up the second step of searching the body.
Bai Gui watched everyone in Sifei Mansion leave.
This crisis was resolved by him lightly.
A moment later, he came to Guanghan Palace.
The fairies in Guanghan Palace did not know about Bai Gui and Chang'e, and they had no channels to obtain information from the outside world. Moreover, Sifei Mansion, which enforced the law, must have been one step ahead and could not have known the news slower than others.
"I have prepared some gifts to thank Fairy Chang'e for taking care of me these days."
"I just don't know where Fairy Chang'e's boudoir is."
Bai Gui stopped a fairy casually and said.
The fairy was surprised, but she thought that Chang'e was always aloof and aloof, and even if Bai Gui was interested, it was probably just a passing fancy, so she calmly pointed out the boudoir where Chang'e was.
Guanghan Palace was very large, with several palaces.
Bai Gui turned around and then stopped in a room.
The boudoir is forbidden and it is difficult for him to enter.
He began to awaken Chang'e who was hiding in his sleeve, and asked Chang'e to open the boudoir. Unexpectedly, Chang'e's inner demons had penetrated deeply, and as soon as she released the restraining spell, she became a little unsightly.
"Forget it, I can only unlock this restriction myself."
Bai Gui shook his head.
Heavenly palaces such as Guanghan Palace have restrictions. But generally speaking, the restrictions in the main hall are the most complicated and difficult to undo in a short while. But in the boudoir where Chang'e was, the ban was not that difficult. He didn't want to offend before, so he asked Chang'e for instructions.
He took out the purple treasure mirror and looked into Chang'e's boudoir.
The layers of restrictions were densely revealed.
Unlocking a restriction at will, he then used the wall penetration technique to enter Chang'e's boudoir. Chang'e's boudoir is no different from a mortal daughter's boudoir.
Bai Gui placed Chang'e on the Arhat bed.
As soon as the restraining spell was released, Chang'e hugged Bai Gui like an octopus.
"Bai Lang, the inner demons in my body are difficult to resolve with my skills. Please... please Bai Lang to help me." Chang'e gritted her teeth and forcibly regained some consciousness before begging.
She still underestimated the power of this inner demon.
I thought that I could suppress my inner demons a little bit along the way. I never thought that the backlash of this inner demon would become more and more serious.
"this……"
Bai Gui frowned.
He thought that after taking Chang'e to the boudoir of Guanghan Palace, Chang'e would have a way to resolve this problem. Unexpectedly, Chang'e was also helpless.
"That's right. If you want to trick me, ordinary methods are not enough."
Bai Gui was relieved.
Once he and Chang'e accomplish something good, the clues will surely be seen under the harmony of yin and yang. At that time, it was proved that he and Chang'e had an affair. And having an affair is equivalent to violating the laws of heaven.
Thinking of this, Bai Gui was secretly glad that he had controlled himself in Xuanri's room.
Otherwise, no matter how many words he has, as long as the facts are revealed, Tianying Xingjun of Sifei Mansion will not let him go. Facts speak louder than words.
"Shiro..."
Chang'e was still calling unconsciously.
…
The next day.
Bai Gui woke up under the hibiscus tent. He yawned and felt a little tired all over. Fairy Chang'e, who had been lonely for thousands of years, was a little unable to withstand it with his skills.
"What to do, what to do..."
Chang'e sat on the dressing table with an anxious look on her face, "Sister Chan'er and I are close friends. If sister Yang Chan finds out about this, how should I behave?"
She didn't care too much about this inner demon incident.
Anyway, Bai Gui has a handsome face. Even though she is as guarded as jade, she has experienced this before. This little thing could end up being like thousands of mosquito bites to her.
Instead, it was because of Yang Chan that she felt a lot of guilt in her heart.
"Sister Chan'er?"
"Fairy Chang'e, Ping Dao and San Sheng Sheng are just good friends, they haven't reached that stage yet."
Bai Gui couldn't help but corrected him.
It is true that Yang Chan is interested in him. But he didn't agree to Yang Chan. The first time he went to see Sansheng Sheng was just to work under Yang Jian.
Now, he and Chang'e are like this, so what Yang Chan said...
"How can I not know what Sister Chan'er is thinking?" Chang'e turned around, her lips that had turned white for many years became slightly rosy because she was in the Guanghan Palace. She sighed: "Sister Chan'er is simple by nature. How come I don’t think more about you when I meet Bai Lang?”
"I know this too, but..."
Bai Gui shook his head.
The two of them got together again.
Chang'e's heart trembled, and she wanted to break away from Bai Gui's arms, but hesitated. She wrapped her warm arms around Bai Gui's waist, and her heart skipped a beat, "No big deal, no big deal, just treat it like a few more mosquito bites."
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