Chapter 653 Poke!

If a person is afraid of getting fat.

That means he might be a pig.

Because people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of getting fat!

——Taken from the Supreme Saint Demon of Heaven and Earth, Zhang Moshen's "My Diary" No. 1191

Tang Ji was sweating coldly on his head.

Borrowing a body?

Can this thing be borrowed?

If you borrow it, you will definitely not return it!

This candidate God Envoy has always only "sold art but not my body".

"Why is it not good?"

Long Jun asked with a smile.

Tang Ji was silent for a long time before replying: "Men and women are different!"

Don't say it, don't say this reason...

It's the same as saying nothing.

Will Long Jun care about this?

She just wants to secretly kill Zhang Laoba with her own hands now.

As for whose body to borrow, that's not important.

The reason why Tang Ji's body was left behind is also for this reason.

According to Long Jun's observation with the soul bead.

The Heart Moon God Envoy is not very close to Zhang Laoba, which is completely different from what she imagined.

Zhang Laoba is really "not lustful".

It seems that "lust" is just his "camouflage".

Moreover, this person basically does not go out (he sleeps in the house all year round, and at most he basks in the sun)

He has no bad habits (I have no mortal relationship with drugs and gambling)

He also strictly controls his food and drink (no food that is not delicious)

He is a hard one to kill!

There are really not many people who can really contact Zhang Laoba privately.

Only his "confidant", Tang Ji! Can make Zhang Laoba completely trust him.

Now that Long Jun has caught Tang Ji, he naturally wants to give Zhang Laoba a hard blow.

No matter what Tang Ji says, Long Jun's eyes will only get brighter and brighter.

"Open your mouth!"

Suddenly, Long Jun said.

Tang Ji's eyes widened. He often said this sentence, but not in this occasion.

What are you going to do?

Slow down...

Long Jun's clone quickly turned into a blood-colored smoke and rushed directly into Tang Ji's mouth.

Quickly, Tang Ji's eyes changed, and then he lost himself.

Everything was done, Tang Ji showed a "confident" smile.

"Zhang Laoba, let's see how you die this time!"

...

The next morning.

Zhang Mo stretched himself and got up early.

It's not that he didn't want to sleep more.

It's mainly because it's hard to sleep in this broken place.

The beds are all temporary stone beds.

Or they are made of local materials, cast with black stones from Xiaohei Mountain.

I don't know what's going on, Zhang Mo always feels that there is something wrong with this stone.

There is a faint "shit smell" when sleeping on it.

At first, Zhang Mo thought someone had shit on his bed.

It's too much, this must seal his eyes for committing crimes! .

Later, when he went out for a walk, Zhang Mo found that everyone was like this.

Then there are only two possibilities, either there is something wrong with the stone itself.

Or someone can shit all over the place, that's really awesome!

No matter which one, Zhang Dazongzhu has no choice but to make do with it.

After being woken up by the smoke in the morning, Zhang Dazongzhu felt that he smelled of shit.

He still needs to wash!

Not long after getting up, Grand Master Zhang got good news.

His good subordinate, Tang Ji, woke up!

Almost immediately, Zhang Mo had someone bring Tang Ji over.

At this time, Zhang Mo was naked and washing his belly.

It was a broken place, so he couldn't show off. Zhang Mo didn't want others to serve him.

He couldn't get special treatment. Neither Qi Jun nor Lord Jian Wu showed off (mainly because other people also smelled bad).

As soon as Tang Ji stepped forward, he felt his eyes were burning.

Damn!

Good Zhang Lao Ba, you are so good, I will give this dragon a critical hit!

The Dragon King in Tang Ji almost wanted to explode on the spot.

Fortunately, she used her strong willpower to endure it.

No, no, it was not easy to get into the team of the Temple of God.

Unless you are sure of a sure kill, you still have to endure it.

Taking a "difficult" step, the Dragon King controlled Tang Ji and came to Zhang Mo.

Don't say it, Zhang Lao Ba is pretty white!

Zhang Mo frowned and asked, "What's wrong? Are you still shy? Is this your first time? Put away your perverted eyes. You are still not clear-headed, right?"

When Long Jun heard this, his first reaction was.

"Good Zhang Lao Ba, you are really smart. Is this a deliberate test? No, I can't show my flaws at this time."

Immediately, Long Jun controlled Tang Ji to salute and said, "Sir, I was attacked by something on the road, and my mind is still a little confused. I hope you can forgive me!"

Zhang Mo nodded, which is understandable.

But why do you call me sir? Normally, you should call me the master.

Zhang Mo still thinks that Tang Ji doesn't look normal, but he is too lazy to check it carefully at this time. Other things are more important.

"Didn't I ask you to watch the Heart Moon God Envoy? Why did you come with her?"

Zhang Mo asked the most critical thing first.

Long Jun laughed in his heart.

Zhang Lao Ba, you are really amazing.

You can actually detect the problem of the Heart Moon God Envoy. Fortunately, I designed it so that the Heart Moon God Envoy didn't even know that he was an undercover agent.

Otherwise, you would have caught him, right?

I am still better!

"Sir, there is indeed something wrong with the Heart and Moon Divine Envoy. She seems to have been marked by someone. After you left, she became even more crazy. But fortunately, you sent me to watch her, and I helped her remove the mark. Then I brought her to see you, but I encountered a strange invisible monster on the road, so it became like this."

Long Jun told a lie that was not very clever.

She didn't think how long this lie could really deceive Zhang Laoba. Just survive these few days.

When she finds the opportunity, she will find Zhang Laoba's weakness and kill him.

When the time comes, it won’t matter if the lies are exposed.

"Is that so?"

Zhang Mo always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for the time being.

"Forget it, in that case, you should continue to stay by her side and take good care of her. Get out!"

Waving his hand, Zhang Mo told Tang Ji to get out of here, which affected this sect leader to finish rubbing the top and bottom.

"I'm letting you go, but you're still watching!"

Zhang Mo continued to glare.

How could Mr. Long leave at this time? She even wanted to take action at this time.

Quickly, Lord Long said: "Sir, there is nothing interesting about the Divine Envoy of the Heart and Moon. I'd better follow you!"

After saying that, Long Jun controlled Tang Ji and continued to move forward.

Zhang Mo raised his hand and said: "Stay away from me, stay further away."

Long Jun secretly gritted his teeth, Zhang Laoba, so cautious.

But the more cautious he is, the more likely it is that close proximity is his weakness.

Zhang Mo was speechless at this time.

Today's subordinates are really becoming more and more unruly.

They all covet the flesh and body of this sect leader, right?

How can this be done?

Can you easily obtain the flesh and body of this sect leader?

Bah, bah, bah, I should say, you can’t get it.

Don't be wishful thinking, there is something wrong with your gender.

With a loud voice, Zhang Mo said: "If you are asked to get out, get out quickly and stop whining in front of this sect leader. If you dare to come near again, I will chop you to death!"

After saying that, Zhang Mo picked up the Divine Token of Nothingness hanging below, went up to it, lengthened it and poked Tang Ji twice.

These two actions have already shocked Lord Long!

Dare he poke me?

Before this was over, the anger from above came from above, which made Lord Long’s eyes widen!