Chapter 596 Shocking News!

Many people don’t know that when a whale poops, its butt opens wide.

It can’t close for a long time after pooping, which is very painful!

They don’t know.

Because most people only care about themselves.

This sect master is different.

This sect master not only knows these, but also knows that whales are delicious!

——Taken from the Supreme Saint Demon of Heaven and Earth, Zhang Moshen’s "My Diary" No. 1,639

There is a saying:

Eating and drinking are endless reincarnation.

Sect Master Zhang not only eats and drinks, but also poops!

Today, Sect Master Zhang continues to live a life of lying flat.

He moved a chair and lay outside the hall.

Life is nothing more than going through wind and rain, and then basking in the sun.

For Sect Master Zhang, boredom is the highest enjoyment in life.

The second is daze!

While lying comfortably, suddenly I saw a ray of light passing through the sky and then heading straight for the hall.

Sect Master Zhang was so scared that he jumped up directly from the chair. The highlight is that he is elastic!

Fortunately, the light was not aimed at Grand Master Zhang.

It flew into the hall with a whoosh.

Then, a beast-like roar was heard in the hall.

"Hehehe!"

That's right, wild boars are also beasts.

Before Zhang Mo could figure out what was going on, he saw a big white pig running quickly and standing at the door of the hall.

This time Zhang Mo learned his lesson and saw that it was Aunt Cang.

Where did the pig come from? Zhang Mo had never seen one in a few months.

This time, I can't fool this master!

Zhang Mo came to the side of the white pig, put his hands behind his back, and whispered: "Master Cang, what happened? Is there a battle somewhere, so we have to hold an emergency meeting?"

Zhang Mo guessed that it was probably so, otherwise there would be no need to make such a big scene.

The white pig glanced at Zhang Mo, then slowly lay down, exposing its belly, and kicked its hind legs twice.

Zhang Mo watched it lie down and frowned, saying, "What's wrong, Lord Cang, you can't lie down like me, it's not good! You want to tell me that nothing is wrong, right?"

After Zhang Mo finished speaking, the white pig glanced at him again and then yawned.

Zhang Mo said, "What do you mean? Lord Cang, just speak directly, I'm not good at guessing riddles. My subordinates are very good at this, but they are not here? What, what else do you want to say?"

Zhang Mo moved forward a little and watched the white pig open its mouth a few more times.

But at this time, Zhang Mo suddenly felt something was wrong.

What is under this white pig?

Why is it so big, could it be that Lord Cang is actually...

Zhang Mo was stunned, and all kinds of shits rose in his mind.

At this time, maybe his eyes were too "straightforward", the white pig was a little annoyed for a moment, and stood up and gave him a pig rush.

Oh, that's too much!

Zhang Mo quickly grabbed the pig's ears and controlled it.

The white pig was still arguing with Zhang Mo, and Zhang Mo kept saying, "Lord Cang, that's too much! Don't do that, I'm not that kind of person!"

Just after he finished speaking, a voice suddenly came from behind.

"What's wrong with me?"

Zhang Mo's whole body froze, and then he turned his neck and looked behind him.

I saw Aunt Cang and a group of candidate gods staring at him.

From their stunned eyes, Zhang Mo knew that his face had disappeared again.

"Oh my God, what is the Sixth Military Advisor doing?"

"The Sixth Military Advisor just said Lord Cang!"

"Yes, I heard it seriously."

"Too courageous, the Sixth Military Advisor is really not afraid of being beaten!"

"You said that the Sixth Military Advisor found a woman to play these things, I can understand, why do you play these things with a pig?"

...

Aunt Cang also stared at Zhang Mo, as if waiting for Zhang Mo to give her an explanation.

At this moment, several monks came running with the cook.

He took the pig from Zhang Mo and said, "I'm sorry, everyone. The live pig ran away without being watched!"

"We'll take it away now!"

A group of people quickly ran away with the pig, leaving Zhang Mo alone.

Zhang Mo clapped his hands and said, "It was just an accident just now. Don't pay attention to these details."

Aunt Cang didn't bother to say anything to him and walked straight into the hall.

The other candidate gods gave Zhang Mo a thumbs up and followed him in.

Zhang Mo wiped the sweat from his forehead. Fortunately, Lord Cang didn't care.

Otherwise, he would probably be stewed in the pot like the white pig just now.

Something happened in the sun, hurry up!

Zhang Mo was about to leave when Lord Cang's voice suddenly rang in the hall.

"Everyone, gather!"

It was the first time that Zhang Mo heard Lord Cang speak so loudly. He couldn't help but frown and stopped.

Following that, Lord Cang's voice rang again.

"Sixth Brother, come in!"

Zhang Mo was startled and walked in quickly.

As soon as I entered the hall, I saw Aunt Cang's face full of anger.

With a flick of her hand, Aunt Cang threw the flying talisman in her hand to Zhang Mo.

"Read it!"

Zhang Mo took a look, and his pupils contracted, and he said loudly:

"The Nether Dragon King has arrived, and the life and death of the Heart Moon Envoy is unknown!"

What?

The Nether Dragon King has arrived?

What is this? The Temple of Delusion has not opened yet, and the other party's boss has come in person!

The surrounding candidate envoys were even more horrified.

"Dragon King?"

"The Nether Dragon King has come here?"

"Master Envoy, report it quickly!"

"How to fight this? Retreat to the Three Tribulations Mountain immediately!"

"Sixth Military Advisor, you have already guessed it, right? You asked Lord God's Envoy and the others to strengthen the defense just to meet this, right?"

"Sixth Military Advisor, what should we do now?"

Zhang Mo listened to their words and waved his hands repeatedly.

Don't talk nonsense!

What are you talking about? You are stabbing this sect master.

You are stabbing this sect master with a knife.

Shut up, shut your stinky mouths!

Aunt Cang shouted: "Shut up. Sixth, you tell me, where will the Dragon King attack from?"

After the voice fell, a group of people quickly took out the map and put it in front of Zhang Mo for him to watch.

Zhang Mo opened his mouth and was a little confused.

What are you asking me for!

I'm just basking in the sun.

Can't I not bask in the sun next time?

How do I know where the Dragon King will come from?

Zhang Mo was silent for a while, not knowing what to say.

Aunt Cang thought that Zhang Mo was still calculating the gains and losses until this time.

"Sixth Military Advisor, at this critical moment, a matter of life and death, don't delay any longer."

Zhang Mo felt speechless.

This sect master is bitter, but he won't say it.

Seeing everyone's eyes on his face.

Zhang Mo really wanted to roll his eyes.

You guys, why do you believe me?

I'm just talking nonsense!

Okay, okay, you still want me to talk nonsense, right?

Then I can say whatever I want, but when you die and go to the King of Hell, you can't complain to me!

Zhang Mo took the map, looked at it and said, "Where is the Kuimu Envoy?"

Quickly, someone next to him pointed out the location to Zhang Mo.

Zhang Mo thought about it. If the Kuimu Envoy really listened to him and did a good job of defense, wouldn't it be a little safer?

Okay, don't say that this sect master deliberately tricked you!

"It's here, it's here!"