Chapter 97 I’m Dating a God

The seventh universe, Earth.

"Lu Fan? I'm not dreaming, is it really you?" Bulma rubbed her eyes again.

"Well, it's me." Lu Fan nodded, "You are definitely not dreaming. I feel as if I am dreaming."

Lu Fan said, looking down at Bulma without blinking.

Bulma: "..."

Bulma suddenly realized that she was soaking in the bathtub.

Bulma's face turned as red as an apple.

Even the whole body seems to have turned into a crayfish.

"Yeah! You get out first!" Bulma exclaimed.

"Don't worry, I haven't seen you for a long time. You have grown into a big girl." Lu Fan sighed.

Bulma: "..."

What does it mean not to be in a hurry?

Is this called the difference between men and women?

Do you still watch?

"That's a bit rude... I'll go out and wait for you first." Lu Fan said with a smile.

Bulma: "..."

"Uh-huh!"

Lu Fan walked directly through the wall and left.

Bulma's beautiful eyes widened with shock on her face.

Where are people?

Suddenly disappeared?

We haven’t seen each other for more than 20 years. Have you learned the art of walking through walls?

Bulma hurriedly washed herself, put on her clothes, opened the door and entered the room.

Lu Fan was already waiting in the room.

"It's really you, Lu Fan." Bulma stepped forward and looked Lu Fan up and down.

Lu Fan also looked at Bulma up and down.

"I have to say, I don't even recognize you when you put on your clothes." Lu Fan commented.

Bulma: "..."

"Disgusting!" Bulma said with a blush.

"Tell me, have you missed me these years?" Lu Fan asked.

"Humph, I don't miss you! It's been 20 years since I left!" Bulma looked unhappy when she thought of this, "I promised to come back to see you, but my best youth has been wasted... …”

"It seems... you are almost 30." Lu Fan sighed, "Time is like an arrow, and time makes people grow old."

Bulma: "..."

"What are you talking about? It sounds like I'm old." Bulma yelled angrily.

"A woman in her thirties is a piece of shit." Lu Fan said.

"You're such a jerk, you're such a jerk!" Bulma's chest heaved up and down in anger.

"Do you have a repeater?" Lu Fan pondered.

"I'll fight with you." Bulma rushed towards Lu Fan.

…

There was a little fussing for a while.

Of course it's not as dirty as some people think.

The Lu Fan who appears here is the body of the Kaiōshin, controlled by the true form of the God of Destruction.

And the body of this Kaioshin is just a mass of energy.

That's right, basically nothing can be done.

Of course, the touch that Kaioshin's body sometimes feels will also be conveyed to Lu Fan in the new universe.

"Bulma, do you have a boyfriend?" Lu Fan asked.

"How can you ask that? If you want to pursue me, can you be more subtle?" Bulma said with a blushing face.

"Uh... did I say I wanted to pursue you?" Lu Fan scratched his head.

Bulma: "..."

"I know, you're here to make me angry." Bulma glared.

"I just miss you, come and see you." Lu Fan said.

"Humph, I don't have a boyfriend!" Bulma pouted.

"Has anyone ever pursued you?" Lu Fan asked.

"Of course, I am so beautiful...so cute and so good, so many people are pursuing me." Bulma said proudly.

"Really? What about?" Lu Fan stretched his hand to his chest.

"Snapped!"

Lu Fan took out a crystal ball from his chest.

Bulma's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Why is it such a big egg?

Where did this egg come from?

Just now it was obvious that your chest was flat.

"My crystal ball is amazing. As long as you say his name, you can see him here." Lu Fan smiled and put the crystal ball on the bed.

"Really?" Bulma was dubious, "Then do I really want to say my name?"

"Yeah, well, tell me about the person who pursues you. They can all be seen here." Lu Fan nodded.

"Oolong..." Bulma said.

Lu Fan: "..."

Lu Fan wiped his sweat hard.

You even call it a pig.

"Snapped!"

A little pig emerged from the crystal ball.

Bulma: "..."

It really shows.

At this time, the little pig in the crystal ball was singing in the KTV.

There are many beautiful girls around.

Lu Fan looked at it.

This pig really knows how to enjoy it.

"How did he get so much money to sing in such a luxurious place?" Lu Fan pondered, "Did he sell the pig whip?"

Bulma: "..."

Immediately afterwards, Lu Fan touched the crystal ball with his big hand.

Suddenly, fragments of Oolong and Bulma's past were displayed on the crystal ball.

From the earliest acquaintance, this guy later moved to the city to live.

There is no overly intimate behavior.

Of course, Bulma cannot see these past experiences.

"Change another one..." Bulma said quickly, and said another name.

Lu Fan had never heard of this name, but the crystal ball also showed this man's appearance.

In addition, some past fragments of this person and Bulma also appeared in the crystal ball.

This man is Bulma's classmate and has been pursuing her.

Later, Bulma left school and lost contact with each other.

Bulma and this man did not have any close contact.

From these clips, it can be seen that this male classmate is simply in love with her.

"It's really magical." Bulma exclaimed, "Change to another one... Leping."

"Pop!"

Leping's figure appeared in the crystal ball.

Leping is practicing hard in the mountains, fighting to welcome the arrival of the Saiyans.

At the same time, Lu Fan also checked the past clips of Leping and Bulma through the crystal ball.

Lu Fan knew almost everything, and it was Leping that Bulma met in the process of searching for Dragon Ball.

However, Bulma did not have any feelings for Leping.

Instead, Leping fell in love with Bulma at first sight.

Later, Leping also pursued Bulma.

But Bulma did not have a good impression of him.

"Do you want me to continue? They are all pursuing me." Bulma smiled and said, "Now you know how attractive I am... Well, I can give you a chance to pursue me."

"Usually, I date gods..." Lu Fan sighed, "You really make it difficult for me."

"Yes, yes, I am the goddess." Bulma laughed.

Lu Fan: "..."

I was speechless by what you said.

"Okay, okay, no more jokes... Can this thing really show anyone?" Bulma asked.

"Really." Lu Fan nodded.

"Can I see what Sun Wukong is doing?" Bulma asked, "You don't know Sun Wukong, right? But I think you must have heard of him! Because he is also a Saiyan."