Dragon Ball: I Gather Destruction to Infinity

Chapter 26 Bardos, I'll Treat You to Spicy Hot Pot

"It tastes good. It is worthy of being the most famous drink on this planet." Bardos nodded with satisfaction and looked at Lu Fan. After a short silence, he asked, "Can I have another cup?"

"Be my girlfriend, okay?" Lu Fan said.

Bardos: "..."

Xiangpa: "..."

"Is your name Bardos? This name is nice." Lu Fan sighed, "I think I fell in love with you from the first time I saw you."

Bardos wiped the sweat off his face.

Xiangpa also smiled helplessly.

You are really good.

You even dare to flirt with angels.

You want an angel to be your girlfriend with a cup of Coke?

No, two cups of Coke.

Vegeta watched coldly from the side.

Humph, a useless guy.

You want to have a girlfriend so early?

Also, what kind of girlfriend are you looking for?

That woman looks very old, okay?

That old woman...

The most important thing is that the woman's skin is blue.

Lufan, Lufan, if you want to find a girlfriend, can't you find someone with a similar skin color to ours?

I remember that Earthlings seem to look similar to us Saiyans.

You can find a girlfriend on Earth.

By the way, that little girl named Bulma is about your age, and she's just right for you.

I really don't know what you're thinking.

You're actually pursuing an old woman with blue skin.

Bardos: "..."

Bardos glanced at Vegeta thoughtfully.

Who are you talking about as an old woman?

But Bardos wasn't angry.

Actually, calling me an old woman... this statement seems to be correct.

I've lived for hundreds of millions of years.

I'm really an old woman.

No, to be precise, I should be a girl who never ages.

"Be my girlfriend, and I'll treat you to spicy hot pot." Lufan continued.

"Spicy hot pot? What's that?" Bardos was slightly startled.

"Is it 6 or 8 times?" Lufan thought.

Bardos looked confused.

What are you talking about?

I, an angel, can't understand what you said.

"I've decided on you. You'll be my girlfriend from now on!" Lu Fan said loudly.

Bardos: "..."

I didn't admit it...

Is there anyone as direct as you?

"Come on, Xiaoba, drink Coke." Lu Fan said, turned around and poured two cups of Coke, and handed one to Bardos.

Bardos: "..."

Xiaoba?

Bardos covered his face and didn't want to talk.

"Puff..."

Xiangpa burst out laughing on the side.

Bardos, you have come to this day.

You actually let a human tease you.

"By the way, is this your pet cat?" Lu Fan asked, "Big fat cat, you drink Coke too."

Then, Lu Fan handed another cup of Coke to Xiangpa.

Xiangpa: "..."

Xiangpa's face was flushed, and he planned to destroy Lu Fan at that time.

However, after a brief struggle, Xiangpa silently looked at the cup of Coke in Lu Fan's hand.

Let's drink some first.

If it doesn't taste good, I'll destroy it.

If it tastes good, I'll capture it and bring it to my planet and make Coke for me.

When I've had enough Coke, it won't be too late for me to destroy it.

Xiangpa took the Coke with a dark face.

Then, Xiangpa tasted it.

After drinking this sip of Coke, Xiangpa felt endless comfort at that time.

Oh my god!

Why did I drink such a delicious drink only now?

I'm so tragic.

"Yeah, it tastes good." Bardos was also silently tasting the pleasure that Coke brought to him.

He drank three sips.

Bardos looked at Lu Fan.

"You agreed?" Lu Fan's eyes lit up.

Bardos: "..."

Bardos almost sprayed.

What did you agree to?

What did I say?

This kid...

"Ahem... Judging from your appearance, you seem to be only 8 years old this year?" Bardos sighed.

"Yeah, you guessed right." Lu Fan nodded.

"Looking for a girlfriend at the age of 8?" Bardos was speechless. "Your race should be at least 16 years old before you can find a girlfriend."

"I matured earlier." Lu Fan said with a smile.

"Tsk, we Saiyans have already started to grow physically when we are 8 years old. In another three years, we will be almost like adults." Vegeta snorted on the side, "This is also to enable us to fight earlier."

"Saiyans? Are you Saiyans?" Xiangpa looked at Vegeta and then at Lu Fan.

"Humph, of course." Vegeta snorted.

"Bardos, are there Saiyans in our place too?" Xiangpa turned his head and asked Bardos.

"Yes, they are currently living on the planet Shadara." Bardos nodded slightly.

"What? Planet Shadara? Are you kidding? Hasn't that planet become a dead star a long time ago?" Vegeta asked in surprise.

Xiangpa ignored Vegeta and walked to Bardos' side.

"Bados, I have decided. I will take this boy back and let him make Coke for us every day." Xiangpa grinned and said to Bados.

"Okay, Lord Xiangpa." Bados nodded without objection.

As for what Lu Fan said about falling in love with me...

In Bardos's opinion, it's nothing great, just treat it as a joke.

Perhaps when you know my true identity, you won't have such an idea.

"What should we do with this kid with inverted hair?" Xiangpa looked at Vegeta silently, "If it doesn't work, take him away together. You can use him if you have nothing to do."

"As long as you are happy." Bardos did not object.

"Humph, boring." Vegeta snorted, "Lu Fan, you can deal with those two guys yourself, I'm leaving!"

"Are you leaving now?" Lu Fan asked.

"Of course, according to the agreement, I will come back to you when my combat power reaches more than 100,000." Vegeta said, and walked straight towards the spaceship.

"Your Highness, I feel that you will miss the best opportunity of your life." Lu Fan sighed.

Vegeta slowly stopped and turned to look at Lu Fan.

"What?" Vegeta asked.

"Nothing, whatever you want." Lu Fan said.

"Humph." Vegeta snorted and stepped onto the spaceship.

"Swoosh!"

The spaceship took off, quickly sank into the void, and soon disappeared without a trace.

Xiangpa looked up at Vegeta's spaceship, but did not stop it.

Let him fly away.

"He's gone." Bardos said.

"Forget it, let's go, just take this kid back." Xiangpa said.

"Okay." Bardos nodded.

"Hey, kid, from today on, you come back to my planet with me and make Coke for me." Xiangpa ordered Lu Fan.

"No, I want to be with Xiaoba." Lu Fan said.

Xiangpa: "..."

Bardos: "..."

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